#crack!Liam

[moomin279]

[mattyalwayssmokesweed]

The fact that Violet got fucked (literally), betrayed by her boyfriend, heartbroken over losing her friend, betrayed by her dragons, hurt AND poisoned all in the same day is wild. You guys complain she’s “annoying” but I think she’s not half as annoying as she could have been. Matter of fact she should’ve set Riorson House on fire as soon as she woke up and saw HER BROTHER was fucking alive. She took it too well all things considered

[jessmalia]

Mal's Teen Wolf rewatch: Pack Mentality (1x03)

[gwendolynnderolo]

liam: *says the absolute dumbest shit imaginable*

theo: god, he’s so stupid. i can’t believe i’m going to fuck him.

scott: …i mean, you don’t have to.

theo: no, i’m gonna.

[forgave-me-not]

if the phrase thoughts and prayers were people

[oacest]

"there's a lesson for you kids, too much coffee... 🤪👈" (x)

[nostalgiaonedirection]

To this day, i still quote this video

[sleep-deprived-teenwolf-addict]

liam: stiles, just listen to me on this one, please!

stiles: fine, i’ll do it, dumb-bar!

theo: hey, you do not talk to him like that.

stiles: whatever, mr rae-ken’t-keep-his-eyes-off-liam.

scott: stiles! what crawled up your ass and died?

stiles: oh, absolutely nothing, mr mccall-ing-isaac-daddy-behind-closed-doors.

argent: okay, what the hell is going on in here?

stiles: everything’s peachy, mr argent-inian-girls-in-my-area!

argent: *colour draining from his face, eyes darkening, voice low* stiles… how did you get access to my search history? and why did you feel the need to do such a thing in the first place?

stiles: i, uhh… care about your personal life?

[shipmistress9]

Fourth Wing Beach Day Thoughts

'Couple' shoulder ride fights! Silly. Messy. Take-no-prisoner vibe. Whoever stays on top the longest wins.

Rhi carries Tara, Bodhi carries Ridoc, Garrick carries Imogen, Liam carries Violet. Xaden watches, not that much into silly fun.

Bodoc are always the first to lose because Ridoc doesn't even try and 'falls off' at the slightest shove just to have another chance to kiss/cuddle Bodhi underwater again.

Tara and Rhi try their hardest, but they have no chance against Imrrick who always focus first on them as the most competent opponents.

Imrrick win every round.

Violet and Liam give their best, but they can’t compete with Gerrick’s strength and mass and Imogen’s determination.

Eventually, Xaden joins in after all.

Immrick taunt them, as if Xaden could make up for Violet’s smaller body and shorter arms.

Violet secretly agrees but is still determined to (try and) beat them this round.

She waits for Xaden to lift her onto his shoulders--but instead Liam suddenly yelps, rising above the water.

Xaden gives Imrrick a dark grin as everyone just gapes.

That round, Violiaden win.

[super-oddity]

fourth wing is great for so many reasons but the dialogue and dynamics between characters is up there for me. like the friendships don’t feel forced, these are (sometimes) just college kids goofing off

[vicsy]

something something something about how max’s hair is completely brown now…when daniel closes his eyes all he sees is blonde

ohhh. ohh anon. you should not have gone there.... but I am glad you did. this is also something very up @mysticalbreadcollective 's alley since blonde Max is on her daily agenda BUT

anon. idk what floats your boat but let me take you somewhere rancid under the cut (let the record show that I am a maxiel truther but my god do I enjoy making them suffer with other people)

it's current season and maxiel aren't together due to Reasons with capital R of course. Daniel's "i can't fuck my teammate i am not into guys or am I but maybe that's just Max oh no you can't be with Max" and Max's general understanding of his own worth and needs. they can't escape the tension, the lingering touches, the double entendre running through their relationship like a river in flood. one step forward, two steps back etc etc

so things aren't going exactly as planned for Daniel and, naturally, he's fighting the pull towards Max and the best next thing his brain chooses to do is find someone to hook up with, get it out of his system. since his dick is very much attuned to Max after years of imagining that's its gonna find itself parked in Max's ass (which never happened), Daniel's looking for someone particular to scratch the itch and, apparently, to spite the fate, his choice falls to YOU GUESSED IT – Liam.

very convenient, since they're both gunning for the same thing. exploring some healthy alternatives to their impromptu rivalry or whatever the media says. Daniel's pretty charming and Liam's easy. done and done.

and it's bad. capital "b" Bad. the sex comes pretty fast and Daniel's checking all of his boxes - rookie, blonde, tiny waist, looks at him with wide eyes etc etc and Liam is surprisingly down to fuck cause maybe that is also convenient for him, too. but he's mean about it. He's heard legends about Big Dick Ric and the dick is very big but the prowess? lacking. he says that to Daniel's face after, like, the third time it happens. which should be incredibly insulting but–

Daniel's pining and trying to trick himself which works exactly for three seconds but Liam isn't what he wants. wrong kind of blonde hair that Daniel's gripping tight while he fucks Liam from the back, never face to face, because that would prompt Daniel to THINK and RUMINATE and he doesn't want that. he wants Max the way he sees him when he closes his eyes but it's gone when he opens them and finishes another underwhelming sexcapade. it's never the right color, it's never the right person' it's always a bad time.

"do you think I'm not getting what you're doing here?" Liam says to him one day, grinning meanly, and Daniel truly doesn't know the answer to that question. he's hella confused himself. Liam seems to get off on the situation more than when he's riding Daniel's dick, so he calls Daniel Danny in the garage and he suddenly glues himself to Daniel's side, which is. weird. manipulative? Daniel's plan to get over himself backfires when he sees Liam talking to Max one day and Max's easy smile slowly dissipates as Liam's yapping but Daniel can't hear a word.

he doesn't really need to. he knows Liam cashed in on Daniel's sorry excuse of a reason to hook up. all Daniel can do is add to the history of horrendous decisions he's made in his life and live with the knowledge that he's probably never going to wake up next to Max's mostly-not-blonde hair getting in his face where they're tangled in bed, that Daniel's dabbled in something he should not have touched with a ten foot pole, that he'd tarnished all of his chanced, basically set them on fire when max had been there and never turning him down all the way.

Daniel got some, Liam got some. after all, it's Max who, unfairly, walks out it hurt the most, because of Daniel's choice, because of him thinking he was chasing something else while in reality he was running. and Daniel never fucking stopped.

[goldsos]

i got on tumblr and twitter 10 years ago almost to the day because of one direction and didn’t think i’d still be on here to grieve one of them

[mossbone]

"We need to hold her accountable—" babe she's a fictional character. She's a vessel for a story, and sometimes that story is that people who are fucked up do fucked up things. Yes I know they were being illogical and selfish and misunderstanding each other. I think it's pretty clear the cast members understood 100% of what each other were saying and the pauses in conversation were them running their responses through Biased Character lenses. Lol. I hope they do it again I hope they PVP fist fight *knowing* who they're attacking and on purpose. :p

[gwendolynnderolo]

teen wolf memes part 28: i have problems

branching out slightly with the ships on this one is everyone proud of me

shout out once again to my bestie @burnthatbridgewhenwecometoit

teen wolf memes part 28

[dragons-library]

I have a crazy crack theory lmao and it probably doesn’t make sense but whatever okay hear me out….

Remember how Liam wielded ice at Resson? And that the rebellion relics were a product of the runes… but like triggered by the execution of their parents by fire…. And it protects them from the signet of General Melgren…? Why? Why does it somehow overrule that signet? But not other signets?

Well all their parents were killed by the same dragon, Codagh, and that magic triggered the magic of the runes, so what if the relics work similar to the traditional relics riders get at threshing? It might not be that Codagh purposefully channel power to them, I don’t see him wanting to do it, but what if the relic, having taken power from Codagh, gives them the ability to have a second signet?

They all might be completely unaware of it! Or hiding it from everyone, maybe it can only be used in death or live situations, that’s definitely something that can be woven into a rune, like the door one you only use when needed.

It would explain why Liam was able to wield ice, and it would make the marked ones more powerful and also give them the upper hand because no one suspects it??? Idk!!!! I might just be sleep deprived and crazy.

[so-long-soldier28]

minor minor minor detail !!! but in 6x17 when peter's talking about the hunters destroying his cars, liam looks at theo to see his reaction, and although theo has none, it's still so cute that he looks back 🥹🥹