#counter space

[inspiredlivingspaces]

IG haverhill.home - Ft. Worth Texas, @ahiggensinteriors

[mickmathersartblog]

"Modern Kitchen of the 1970s"

digital collage & digital painting by Mick Mather

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[justsayun]

Hot diggity dog

It's funny how you can go through life and not want a certain thing and then you see it and can't imagine life without it. You can just picture all the fun and warm feeling this would bring to your home. My problem is I don't think my wife will share my vision. I can sense her bad vibes already, and I haven't even pitched it to her yet. While out the other day, I drove by a garage sale. They had an item out for sale that made me hit my brake and pull in. It was one of those hot dog rollers, like in gas stations that cooks the hotdogs. I just can imagine hanging with my friends and saying "Whos hungry?" Well come on in and grab a hot and fresh hog dog off my hot dog roller. All the guys yell "HOORAY!" Some specifics for you. This hog dog roller holds eight hot dogs and has a plastic cover. Plus it has a hot dog bun tray. I think it might even keep the buns warm. What a game-changer! I will have hot and ready hot dogs all the time. I'm smiling about this all the time. I know my wife will say no way to my hot dog roller. She'll say we have no counter space for this thing. Now I have purchased this beauty and have it ready to surprise her with. After some scoping out the kitchen, I have figured out how to make it work. First off I'm going to take the Air Fryer and put it downstairs in the basement. I know that will upset her but I'll put it near the washer and dryer so it'll be easily accessible. (Yes, I am thoughtful.) I'm going to then take the Keurig off the counter and put it on a shelf below the counter. If she wants a cup of coffee it'll be easy to pull out and set up and put some water in. When she's done just dump out the excess water and put it away. When she comes home and finds all this done and the hot dog roller cooking dogs I think she'll be speechless and thankful for the work I've put in to make this gift for the family work. I can hear her now saying to friends who stop in for book club, "Hey, grab a hot dog off the roller. Take one off the front, the back ones are still cooking." Who doesn't love the smell of fresh hot dogs? It's like we're at the ballpark every day. This is a gift for her to make life easier. I could put on a couple of sausage dogs at night for her in the morning. One night chili dogs, another dogs with sauerkraut. I looked it up you can put eggs on the rollers and make hard or soft-boiled eggs. Yes Honey, your life is getting better.

[lorenzonuti]

Emotional counterbalance.

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[chiyune]

a fully-worked interior of asra's shop!

feel free to use this design, just use credit (tag me or smth)! id love to see people using it :]

[flowercrowngods]

actually wayne munson makes steve an advent calendar and it’s 25 mugs with little trinkets in them

[08-47]

whatever. go my shitpost /ref, original meme by nyazsche , my bsky post of this

Sorry for chucking my art into here haphazardly, but i put this on bluesky only, and then like several months later (today), figured tumblr folks MIGHT like this. Im not sure yet, but oh well here it is!

[ootron]

the bells are ringing!!!

a year ago i was like "i won't ever get into custom doll making it seems super hard and fiddly" well i lied so i decided to make aria as my first custom doll!! pretty ambitious of me lol BUT i am very happy with the outcome

her face is one of licca-chan's friends slightly modified and the body is an obitsu knock off and i made everything else myself :)

[a3thernet]

ok but hear me out hangover city has me thinking horny thots - reader x kyle - 18+ MDNI

Kyle walking into the flat and scaring you half to death. His face is worn and thin from the month and a half deployment, a sag to his shoulders that's remedied the moment he lifts you onto the counter top.

You try to ease his face back, figure out what happened, how he is - clearly unwell. He's having none of it, mouth pressed to your neck and easing his baggy shirt over your head, some logo from an old pub crawl you'd stolen from his place years ago long faded across the front.

The mantra of his name grows breathier on your lips with each exhale. Then he murmurs a "missed you" in the shell of your ear and every nerve sings with the feel of his teeth against the cartilage.

Your shorts are tugged down your hips and your attempts to remove him of even a single article of clothing utterly fail before the rasp of his stubble scrapes against the skin of your inner thigh and you're lost to the sensation of his mouth against your blazing flesh.

[loveletterworm]

Sonic OC inspired by that kind of weird retcon-ish thing where Silver can't actually time travel on his own and instead just has random time portals happen to him, something that I affectionately refer to as him being "Cursed By God". This character is also cursed by god in a different manner. She doesn't really get to have any especially useful powers or go on fun adventures or anything like the other sonic characters she just has to live in a Twilight Zone episode for her whole life. I got kind of excited about her so she comes with an excess of information and an arbitrarily high effort picture. Her extremely long name amuses me

[naffeclipse]

I just made peanut butter cookies with peanut butter cream and they're amazing look at them!!!

[katyspersonal]

me: I do not really understand the hardcore insistence of some Mohg fans/simps that he could not or must not have done any sexual-incestous crime! Not only it is a reasonable version, but also extremely interesting and intriguing to explore how not all victims of oppressive system are good people! Soulsborne is super fitting for fucked up themes and characters, any Mohg is valid and fun including the darkest you can get, right? Extremely messed-up interpretations of Mohg don't THREATEN other fans in any way shape or form!

fandom clowns: *passively-aggressively shun Mohg fans from the circles, attack Fromsoft for """homophobia""" (wtf), confuse acknowledging the event with enjoying the event, will label Mohg fans as insensitive or danger to real SO/incest victims, fear Mohg as an awful scary taboo to bring up in memes compilations or fanart that could obliterate all fun despite him being part of the canon, demand blacklisting anything about him in their clown Discord servers thus making lore chats weird, shame or block people with flattering interpretations for MeDiA iLiTeRaCy uwu, treat hating Mohg as a moral act rather than personal stance and generally cause a lot of hostility in the fandom, ALL because whereas seeing Mohg's SO as canon they then got mad at this canon instead of either swallowing it or move onto another videogame free of this theme*

me:

me: Nevermind, this fandom is chronically incapable of handling the dark themes and think the fandom owes them sanitised experience.

[maxedes]

at a point in my life where i‘m sexually attracted to lewis hamiltons kitchen

[snow-lavender]

i understand the "holy shit two cakes!" mentality is very helpful for artists, but i do think we need to acknowledge that it's utter bullshit. because in my extensive experience, the reaction is not "holy shit, two cakes! :D" it is "holy shit, this is way too much cake, why did our mother give birth exactly two years and one day apart"

[idontknowreallywhy]

The fact I’ve added this to my vibes playlist for the next fic I’m brewing for Scotty bodes totally well for him… right?

(The way the solo violin part builds towards the climax is so good it makes me want to gnaw on something… *eyes action figure*…)

[narugen]

au where mina is a fucking baddie and hoshina is the nerd librarian who falls in love with the girl who’s way out of his league constantly visiting his library asking for book recommendations and