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hey, i'm paz (or pazaak) and i post games and other things. sometimes i make stuff   26; she/they; white icon by @nightosprout!
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ootron · 11 minutes ago
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I’ve been dragging you through time like an anchor and now it’s time to cut you loose
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ootron · 22 hours ago
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thats pretty reasonable i guess
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ootron · 1 day ago
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proximity
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ootron · 1 day ago
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girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha
me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield
her: what?
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ootron · 1 day ago
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devastating news for the discourse poster: “media literacy” in the modern age includes the ability to identify which posts are bait
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ootron · 2 days ago
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ootron · 2 days ago
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Silverfish are so brave for going down the bathtub drain. I would be scared as fuck in there. I suppose when you have as many legs as they do things like that aren’t as frightening. #Perspective.
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ootron · 2 days ago
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ootron · 2 days ago
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“google is free” actually now that you can’t turn off ai answers google is 5.6 billion gallons of water.
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ootron · 2 days ago
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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope
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ootron · 3 days ago
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ootron · 3 days ago
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ootron · 3 days ago
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It really really ought to be standard practice to assume the transfeminine people you meet are NOT okay with being "guy"d or "dude"d or "bro"d until proven otherwise instead of placing the onus on the minority to speak up. Really not that hard.
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ootron · 3 days ago
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some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “ 
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 
 perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle ! 
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile. 
mahogany 
*sweats nervously*
same. 
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
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ootron · 4 days ago
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Avian flu in North America: What we know as of Nov 16, 2024.
This post will have a west coast USA focus as that is where I live and currently a hotspot. Canadians are welcome to add on if they know more about their government response.
H5N1 is zoonotic. We do not know to what extent fully, but dairy cattle can carry it asymptomatically and pass it through their milk. The virus is killed by pasteurization (which you can do at home!). Do not drink raw milk right now (or ever maybe, but that’s another can of worms). Source: https://www.fda.gov/food/alerts-advisories-safety-information/investigation-avian-influenza-h5n1-virus-dairy-cattle
Cats can also get avian flu. It can be lethal to them. Source: https://www.woah.org/app/uploads/2023/07/qa-avian-influenza-in-cats.pdf
A teen in British Columbia is currently infected and in critical condition. We do not know the source of the infection. Source: https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/avian-influenza-bird-flu/canadas-national-lab-confirms-h5n1-hospitalized-teen
Oregon just had its first confirmed human case. Source: https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/4993916-cdc-detects-first-human-bird-flu-case-in-oregon/amp/
Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle just had an avian flu death of a not-on-display bird and is locking down all birds. Source: https://blog.zoo.org/2024/11/confirmed-avian-flu-case-at-woodland.html?m=1
H5N1 is being monitored in wastewater and is notably detected throughout California. Source: https://www.cdc.gov/nwss/rv/wwd-h5.html
CURRENT BEST PRACTICES FOR SAFETY:
As previously mentioned, do not consume raw dairy products.
It is believed to be airborne. Mask up - Covid and Avian Flu are threats still!
Wash hands before and after interactions with any birds.
Bring cats indoors.
If you have birds, do not allow people who have been in the area of recent outbreaks near birds. Require all visitors to step in diluted bleach foot baths. If possible, keep birds in limited and covered areas.
Any birds moving between areas should be quarantined for several weeks with zero cross contamination between them and other birds.
Please feel free to add further info I may have missed, or as it becomes known.
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ootron · 4 days ago
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Tell me a soft memory
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