#council of evil

[haunted-scrapyard]

Welcome to the Haunted Scrapyard.

Hello and welcome! This is a blog about silly robot OCs, with all their shinanigans and adventures. We're run by 5 gooses on the loose who are here to have fun >:]

-The tagging system

Characters are tagged by their respective names (#Arto, #Donut, etc)

#Scraplore: Lore related posts

#COAL ALERT: Silly doodles & memes

#council of evil: The mods get together >:)

-Our "Main characters": Starring Arto, Donut, Keegan, Pretzel, R00B1 and Syi! You can find content of them with their respective tags. Below are their introductions;

Arto

Donut

Keegan

Pretzel

R.0.0.B.1.

Syi

And all our other characters... who will be revealed in time. ;)

And of course, featuring the:

AKA the moderators! You can find creator-specifc posts with the tags below:

...And that's it for now! This pinned post will be updated when it's necessary, we hope you enjoy your stay in this scrapyard of ours :D

[spahhzy]

Jaune: So Cinder, my little hockey puck, any last words before I terminate you with extreme prejudice?

Neo: You know, I've never heard anyone terminating someone with mild prejudice now that I think about it.

Cinder: L-look. I know we've had some disagreements in the past, but think about what you're doing...if I die, it won't fix everything (that I've inflicted on you) that's happened to you...ask yourself what would killing me accomplish

Jaune: Other than make me happy and her (points to Neo) laugh like a mime maniac, not much, but it's enough...

Cinder: W-wait s-stop

GRAPHIC WORDS OF PAIN AND DEATH

Jaune: Ah, that was very satisfying.

Neo: Y-you killed Cinder...

Jaune: You betch'a.

Neo: and offscreen too...

Jaune: It's what she would have wanted.

Neo: I-i can't believe it.. she's really ... finally dead.

Jaune: Yes, and now Neo, you are my girlfriend and we will be going out ten times.

Neo: (blush) huh!?

Roman: Yo, Neo, turns out I'm not dead, and guess what 'Neo & Pals' got renewed for a 2nd season we are so back baby!

Neo: This is the happiest day of my life!

-

Neo wakes up still in the tree in the ever after, it was all just a pleasant dream.

Neo: !

Neo: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[tax-fraud-wizard]

I can't be cursed by The wizard council. My robe is too smooth. The ancient magics simply slide right off.

[tubbytarchia]

can you Draw angsty smallidarity like It’s fucking Crazy like they’re Weeping need my sad yaoi

I spent like 2 hours looking at this developing art bock in real time but you can have this doodle <3 Based on this song that a moot randomly showed me to put me through every tier of pain

[fruifruit]

i enjoy the roommate dynamic of resident lover a normal amount

[ardate]

Every Boromir hater makes my enormous love for him grow stronger. Sorry you couldn't understand him, I get him tho and we're holding hands and the whole of Gondor is laughing at you

[gardavwar]

Bad Meets Evil

[taergalive]

(Lucifer and Alastor watching the movie Cannibal Holocaust) Lucifer: Wow, there is a lot of blood in this movie. Are those his kidneys? Alastor: Yes, Lucifer. Those are his kidneys. Now please be quiet. I'm trying to watch. Lucifer: Alastor: Lucifer: Are they going to kill that girl? Alastor: Lucifer, shut up. You're ruining it for me. Lucifer: What happens at the end? Do they get away? Alastor: Lucifer, please be quiet. Lucifer: Alastor: Lucifer: I prefer comedy movies Alastor: (twitches) Lucifer: We should have rented something with Adam Sandler. Alastor: I thought you said you prefer comedy movies. Lucifer: I did...oh, I see. That was a joke. Well it wasn't funny. Alastor: Lucifer: You know who is funny? Dane Cook. He is a funny man. I laugh at his material. Alastor: Lucifer: Alastor: Lucifer: ...just how much blood does that girl have anyway?

[locusfandomtime]

i'm OBSESSED with minister of ministers ren... he is someone who wants SO BADLY to be the manipulative leader in control of everything, never lifting a finger and making others work for him, but it doesn't work because nobody takes him seriously. except, at the same time, it kinda does work because people do what he says, but because they're his friends and find it funnier to do what he wants and be annoying about it, than not do it at all. I like to think he doesn't realise this, thinking his manipulation tactics have worked, not realising that people are mining resources and improving infrastructure for him out of Friendship and Pity. he'd be annoyed they don't take him seriously, but internally think "hm! these PLEBEIANS don't realise they are falling right into my trap!" completely unaware of the trap he's about to fall into due to his own mistakes (exploded by creeper whilst sorting chests + cleo's prank). he never learns though, he just keeps going, the lesson never sinks in for him.

it's an interesting comparison to ren the king - someone who was originally (somewhat) respected but his ego got the best of him and the more he tried to gain power back, the deeper the hole he dug himself into. they both want power but lack it, but in such different ways. king in a country tired of monarchy vs project manager as an anime villain (and both of them are pathetic)

[rixkalim-the-great-wizard]

[haunted-scrapyard]

The beginnings

[carnivalwizard]

looking for wizards to follow! if you have the words wizard, mage, orb, warlock, etc. in your username or are particularly susceptible to evil curses and hexes then please like/reblog this post! <]:•}

[tegu-the-tegu]

Hey, any wizards got any of those FORBIDDEN MAGICS that the WIZARD COUNCIL don't want people to know about?

I'm just saying, I could really go for one of those ILLEGAL spells, since I'm a completely independent evil wizard who is not connected to the wizard council in any way, I don't even LIKE the wizard council, I would never even CONSIDER working for them.

[wizard-anarchist]

Sorcerers, Warlocks and Bards have yet to earn my respect.

[arolegos]

cooking up a ninjago arcane au rn and what if i was evil