#coulter dixon

[icewaterforicequeen]

It's interesting how in Fablehaven 2, Coulter is introduced as a sexist jerk who Kendra despises, and then in every other book, that's never mentioned again.

Kendra hugs him after being kidnapped in book 4 and she seems to have forgotten everything. Not me—my petty self would have been like "Wow can you believe I managed to get away from the Society without your help?? I'm just a girl, how did I do that??"

"Kendra I just didn't take you on a field trip like six months ago, get over it"

"but I'm just a girl tho???"

[notcryingtoday]

okay my very serious fancast for fablehaven (would never happen because some actors should be ten years younger at least)

Emma Watson as Kendra Sorenson

Okay, I know it's hard to unsee her as Hermione but look at her. Especially with her hair like that: SHE IS KENDRA. Her dubious hair color and texture, even the clothes are like... Kendra definitely dress like that.

Walker Scobell as Seth Sorenson

Well, in my head Seth has brown hair. But Walker would have played him so well PLEASE. Plus Emma and him could pass as brother and sister. Anyway this one is mostly for vibes but I do think taking a random chaotic kid with no peculiar physical traits and dressing him in the most horrendous outfits would work just fine.

Young Colin Ford however does look like Seth too if the movie wants to go for a 2000 vibe:

Henry Collett as Gavin Rose

He looks both sweet and able to swing a sword. He already played a dragon tamer. He could be the worst man alive and no one would blame Kendra for falling for him. And TBH it's EXACTLY like that that I pictured Gavin before seeing It (2017) and starting to merge the two stuttering characters together (brain wasn't braining).

Milly Alcock as Bracken

Okay I think I need to justify myself here. But, look at her. She has a soft face, but we know she can look like a badass too. She has the pretty white hair. With a little imagination, she's totally in love with a girl trying to break her out of prison. They would be a power couple. Female Bracken would make me ship Brakendra.

Jeremys Irons as Coulter Dixon

No director instructions, just let the man plays. I just want Coulter to be the biggest hater ever and then saving Seth's life and everyone just goes Oh. Oh. (Yeah the fanfiction Oh). Like the man actually cares. I feel like Jeremy Irons would do well.

David Tennant/Pedro Pascal as Patton Burgess

Self-explanatory. Patton is a middle age man with an awesome mustache. Only those two could pull the gentleman adventurer that seduced a naiad and went on adventures around the world. I don't know which one I like more tbh!

Jared Padalecki as Warren Burgess

Then you just ask him to play like he's Dean Winchester. Because PHYSICALLY, he looks like Warren but I do believe Warren acts kinda like Dean? So yeah. But same perfect face so...

Josh Hutcherson as Dale Burgess

I swear I'll come up with something better. But like... Yeah well. I have no explanation. He could play the role just fine, especially the big brother side who's like, everyone's favorite side character. But yeah, Dale is supposed to be super tall and Josh is like... WELL not that tall. I also do remember Kendra saying Dale and Warren didn't look alike that much but had a "feeling they were from the same family" (kinda). I think that could work.

I'll do a part two when I'll find a fancast for the others lol

[thinklikeseth]

omg Brandon Mull just revealed the cover for "The Adverturer's Guide to Dragonwatch" guys

[carolinelikesdinner]

Coulter doodle based on @certain-death-awaits design (with and without text)

[zzyzxtourguide]

Hi everyone welcome to show and tell.

For my item I brought this uuuuuuuuuuh-

[fairyqueenofthedragons]

People will see Coulter openly called sexist in the books and still say he's not

[thethiefinwhite]

"Are these pancakes only for the doomed?"

- Art Request (I'm sorry if the quote isn't quite right, it's been awhile since I've read Fablehaven 😅)

Thanks for my first request, Vellatra! And not to worry! I knew which part you were talking about! :)

"Coulter strolled into the room. 'Uh-oh, Stan is fixing pancakes! Must be time for another death-defying mission!'

'Way to ease the tension,' Warren muttered.

'Can I have some?' Coulter asked. 'Or are they only for the condemned?'

'No pessimistic geezers allowed,' Warren declared."

[kayla360]

Fablehaven Incorrect quotes :

Tanu: Why is Vanessa so sad?

Warren: She took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Tanu: And...?

Warren: She got Coulter.

[mercutiotakethewheel]

Chapter 9: Friendship is Magic

T | Fablehaven | Seth & Graulas | Navarog & Being the Worst | Graphic Depiction of Violence | Ch 9/16

Fic Summary: "I give you Fablehaven: Book Five (and the end of Book Four), in which most everything's the same except that Navarog lives to be annoying in the background and make a whole lot of trouble."

Chapter Summary: "They winked into the mouth of the cave, the night outside grown dark enough that the inside seemed composed mostly of hazy gray shapes and the overwhelming scent of rotten fruit. The air was humid to a stifling, liquid degree."

[nyyxqueen]

Coulter,, sweety,, that's not "outdated chivalry", that's misogyny

Be better

[allzelemonz]

I went on AO3 for fics and was disappointed yet again, so I made a list of who I'm vibing right now. All of them had under ten fics (not counting my own). Who should I tackle first?

[thinklikeseth]

Would pay all the money in the world to be in a room with all of the Fablehaven characters

[carolinelikesdinner]

Guys this MIGHT be Coulter Dixon

[candlemouse]

i can

I can't imagine Coulter Dixon in any other way lol

[tqlepatiia]

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[candlemouse]

best thing brandon mull ever did was kill coulter 😘😘