#couldnt get this out of my head

[zagreuses-art]

I like to think about Vimes and Moist's dynamic before moist earned his respect. I imagine it was a lot of this

[ID: a three panel comic. The first panel shows commander Vimes grabbing moist von lipwig by his tie and preparing to punch him, saying "right you bastard that's it!". Moist is in his golden bankers suit and top hat, and grimacing. The second panel, from Vimes' POV, shows him grabbing Moist's tie, moist is waking an uwu face and saying "hey hey hey c'mon I'm a little guy. I'm just a little guy nooo". The third panel shows vikes doing a disgusted face (the Excalibur reaction from soul eater). The rest of the "I'm a birthday boy, you wouldn't punch a little birthday boy" greentext is present in the background. End ID]

[dailydikke]

Day 53

[anonduck07]

Guess who can't afford F1 merch?

[noodlebrainzflof]

I think Timmy would greatly benefit from desktop destroyer.

[teitomonogatari]

and you could have it all my empire of dirt i will let you down i will say

[etheraltimelessbeautybouquet]

you can be a boy if you want to

you can leave your friends behind

bc your friends dont trans and if they dont trans then theyre no friends of mine

you can be a girl if you want to

you can leave your friends behind

bc your friends dont trans and if they dont trans then theyre no friends of mine

Four things that are 100% true and you should think about if you haven't already:

You don't have to be a boy if you don't want to

You don't have to be a girl if you don't want to

You can be a boy if you want to

You can be a girl if you want to

This isn't a joke. This is reality. Have you considered these facts? If not, maybe take a moment to think about it. How's your gender doing? If you don't like it, it can be changed. Hell, even if you do like it, maybe you'd like something else more?

[satellites-halo]

ok queen 😍 we see you !!

[nagitosstolenhand]

[time-woods]

you cant tell me he wasnt holding back any comments

[futuristichedge]

Once again drawing Sonic characters as tumblr posts

[srapsodia]

Ask prompt: 82 with Karasuno boys driving for the first time after getting their license with their teammates along for the ride....to varying degrees of success lol

82: one driving, other passenger

Asahi's first time driving the team around!

[spiderdollie]

König watching over you while you sleep.

────୨ৎ────

His pupils dilate as he watches the way your chest slowly rises and falls. He grins every time you make a little sound or twitch in your sleep, wondering what you're dreaming of. He wonders how someone could be so precious..

When you're deep enough into sleep and start to sleep talk, he watches you intently. He all but looms over you, whispering small replies to your random babbles. His thumb often brushes over your bottom lip, or over the apple of your cheek, carrying out a little incoherent conversation with you.

When you have a nightmare, he notices immediately. He'll gently wake you, and pull you to his chest. He whispers as he holds you, brushing through your hair, nails lightly running along your scalp. "Ich bin hier, Liebling.."

[zipmode]

AQUATIC CREEPYPASTAS:

Jeff the KRILLer

Slender MANTA RAY

Ben Drowned

The LAKE

Smile DOG FISH

Squidward's Suicide

Russian SWIM Experiment

Eyeless JACK FISH

[starsandwriting]

Haha. Hahaha.

[ID: Alternating excerpts from the transcripts of The Magnus Protocol episode 11 and The Magnus Archives episode 112 and 67.

1.

Gwen: I thought he was going to kill me!

Lena: But he didn’t, which means you’ve passed the first part of your probation. Congratulations. Did you scream?

2.

(Elias): congratulations. You’re doing a lot better than I expected.

Archivist: Feels like all I’ve managed to do is… not die.

Elias: And believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill.

3.

Gwen: I don’t understand.

Lena: Yes, you do.

Beat.

Gwen: But… why?

Lena: “Why” comes later. For now, it’s best you try to process the “what.” I’ll let you know when I have another liaison assignment for you.

4.

Archivist: So you obviously know how to stop it. You could just tell me!

Elias: I could. But I believe that if I did so, you would fail. The Stranger is antithetical to us.

[The Archivist sighs heavily]

5.

Gwen (defeated): I… Ok.

Gwen opens the door.

Lena: Oh, and Gwen?

Gwen: Yes?

Lena: Get some sleep. You look dreadful.

6.

Archivist: Of course, of course. Understood.

Elias: And for God’s sake, get some sleep.

End ID]

Thank you @princess-of-purple-prose for the ID!

[choccy-milky]

⭐ HL x ghibli! ⭐

[francy-sketches]

cringe ass family ❤