#could this be a troll??? absolutely
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Did you use to ship mileven? What made you ship byl*r if you did? I want to talk some sense into you.
What is this lol?????
I did used to ship mleven but I've been watching stranger things since 2018 and didn't really think/care about ships that much, plus mleven's issues weren't as glaringly obvious in s1/s2.
I started shipping byler bcus mleven just doesn't work. They never properly resolve any of their issues, just brush over them and are usually separated for almost the entire season (apart from s1). It's clear that their relationship is mostly held together bcus it's some form of puppy love and they don't know what else to do. Normally I'd accept that they're children and see why they can't communicate that well, but when byler have such heartfelt conversations I'm wondering why mleven can't have the same. Byler have several heart to hearts and show that they are what the other needs. Will doesn't like feeling different??? Mike makes him feel better for being different!!! Mike doesn't like feeling useless??? Will will always need Mike!!!!!
This is a short version, but covers the basics on why I prefer byler over mleven.
I honestly am a little intrigued about how you'll "talk some sense" into me lol.
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i adore this trio idea i think they'd be so silly together :]
#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#trolls floyd#trolls poppy#trolls viva#sketch's sketches#i had a stressful day yesterday so i was like ''im gonna draw smth silly'' and ended up w this#i think they could do a silly podcast together#viva and poppy just cycle through topics really fast and then floyd jumps in with wild ass stories from his solo career#absolute off the wall kinda shit#dreamworks trolls#sketch's critter trolls
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RUFIOH PROPAGANDA: Literally everything he has ever done to and about Damara - cheating on her and lying to her for years, seemingly never standing up for her when Meenah was terrorizing her, still chasing her image as a sex object to this day (particularly Aradiabot, who he says acts “just like the real thing”), and calling her his “psycho ex” behind her back constantly while acting nice to her face.
KANKRI PROPAGANDA: Straight up doesn’t think Misogyny is real and denies its existence outright, calling it a meaningless pseudoscience not worth any concern, discussion, or consideration. Slutshames Porrim directly to her face.
#homestuck#homestuck polls#alpha trolls#rufioh nitram#kankri vantas#damara megido#porrim maryam#nekro.txt#my vote is personally on Rufioh since he is more of a danger than Kankri is#both physically and in how his misogyny is expressed#Kankri doesn’t seem like he could survive a physical altercation and his misogyny. while more direct. is also just stupid as fuck#and doesn’t really do much other than annoy Porrim and cause crazy fandom discourse bc the fandom is also full of misogynists#who take him completely at his word for no reason#despite his whole deal being that you shouldn’t listen to him#Rufioh meanwhile is ABSOLUTELY capable of beating my ass in a fight AND he’s exercising his misogyny in very tangible ways#that can will and HAVE caused actual legitimate harm to people in universe#he played a very active role in damaras mental downfall and not only does he still mock and blame her for it#but he has the audacity to be nice to her face shit talk her behind her back and sexually objectify her image#aradiabot is a child and he still targeted her for ‘acting just like the real thing’#way more dangerous than some dumb fucking idiot saying obviously stupid shit imo#like while Kankri’s misogyny is more overt bc he’s practically saying the words ‘I’m a misogynist’ with his whole chest#Rufioh’s misogyny is more *tangible*#you know
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rook x lucanis: romance with a commentary track! solas and spite contribute with their thoughts and opinions along the way whether anyone wants them to or not. it's like a MST3K episode up in here as you try to get hot and heavy. in. in the pantry. love among the radishes at the end of the world (rifftrax version)
#still not sure who I'll romance first but I *am* starting to find lucanis just like. inherently hilarious. which is often how it starts.#for me. because of my many faults and flaws as a human being. I can't resist anything I find even slightly funny#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#solas#dragon age spoilers#god please PLEASE let there be a fade section where solas and spite could interact just to complete my Vision here#anyway I think this concept could bring out the absolute troll side of solas that I love and treasure so much#if you annoy him too much in your little fade talks he'll start loudly critiquing your kissing technique in the back of your head#'oh is that how people go about it these days. well. not how I would have done it but to each their own of course'#pls pls I want pass agg dread wolf roasts constantly he's such a bitch he was born for this (affectionate)#I mean only lucanis and the player can hear spite apparently so it'd be more like lucanis looking into the camera like he's on the office#it's so cruel I think he's already going to be real weird at emotional intimacy as it is he shouldn't have to deal#with being bounced against the fourth wall like a little rubber ball on top of it all. sorry about your life (?) lucanis
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I've decided these are all the same species.
#technically speaking velvet and veneer and mommy longlegs are all deliberately toys#like within the realm of trolls#velvet and veneer and the other mount rageons are absolutely toys like the trolls are made of felt#ao one could say that out of all of these velvet veneer ans mommy longlegs are in fact versions of betty spaghetti#and the others are cousin species with alterations in anatomy due to location adaptations#if ericka is a betty spaghetti as a species that would make her a monster by the standards of hotel transylvania lore#which i find fucking hilarious to think about#broke ericka is a human woke ericka is a betty spaghetti animated doll posing as a human
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My friend showed me this CD cover and I desperately NEED to see someone redraw this with Kismet. It is positively unhinged. Each moment I spend looking at it I see something else that sets me off again.
Can we start a new fandom trend? Redrawing NSYNC covers as Trolls fanart?
#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls band together#trolls movie#trolls kismet#or they could be brozone too#either or#shitposting#i laughed#lady where are you pointing that microphone?#why is no one actually looking at them?#absolute feral energy#this is bonkers#can we start a trend?#nsync album redraw challenge
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[sebekifies your anon hate to cope] the demons are winning today lads
#cereal tries to draw#um. im not putting this one in main tags. klfksljjgklfj#not to let probably a troll win but ive been thinking about it all day that was so mean and unprompted <3#do i not already warn u ppl like every other post when im in my tags like 'this probably isnt funny to anyone but me'#WELL. NOW I KNOW IM RIGHT ��#it's funny TO ME to imagine sebek coming for ace's life. probably not anyone else tho damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#like i get it i already feel super cringey and embarrassing when i post things but like do u have to tell me that unprompted#could u not just block me if my posts r annoying and move on. or make a vague post lol i dont need to know!!!!#i diagnose u with sebek kin. except not really bc i love sebek 😔#sowwy i know im absolutely falling for shit and giving more ammo to like. idk make fun of me for or whatever but#hauhuahauh such is life i guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if i cant be cringe here then where else am i gonna do it#ok bye 🚶
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was anybody else super disappointed during the opening scene of trolls 3 after floyd says goodbye and his face is really close to baby branch's that he didnt give him a tiny forehead kiss. like me and my roomie were both like THATS IT? HES JUST GOING TO WALK AWAY WITH OUT A LITTLE FOREHEAD KISS?
#dreamworks trolls#trolls 3#trolls#branch trolls#floyd trolls#before any of you people treat this like its weird forehead kisses are normal#people give babies forehead kisses all the time. they give family forehead kisses.#and the framing of the scene would have been perfect for it and it felt evil that it didnt happen#even my roomie was like ''wait... what the fuck'' like why didnt it happen#i guess the hug was like the absolute final parting but i dont think i could say goodbye to my baby sibling without a forehead kiss
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As I don't want to leave negativity on someone else's post, but saw something WILDLY out-of-character, when an actual in-character relationship is RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
Sakura and Shirou's kitchen-relationship:
Shirou: "I need to get there first and start breakfast, or-"
Sakura: *innocently smug* "Hello senpai, I got started without you"
Shirou internally: "Noooo, my kitchen-time is being stolen"
Shirou externally: "Ah. Well, if you've already started, how can I help?"
Sakura internally: "Yay! I won first-place, and I get to make senpai happy with my cooking now!"
Rin and Archer's kitchen-relationship:
Rin: "How dare you-!"
Archer: *smirking like a bastard* "Oh? Have I touched a nerve, Rin? Were you under the mistaken impression that your chocolate-chip cookies are in any way adequate beyond the bargain-bin at a kindergarten bake-sale?"
Rin: "... I will fucking END YOU"
Archer: *scoffs* "I should be so lucky"
#like. sakura-shirou's kitchen-rivalry? it's basically fluffy puppy-love. it's the one area in their lives that ISN'T traumatic.#rin-archer's kitchen-rivalry? archer loves to piss people off and rin is EXTREMELY competitive. even about cooking.#basically? archer would LOVE to one-up rin with his many years of experience. and she'd gnash her teeth and swear bloody vengeance.#though to be entirely fair. they could probably do this about ANYTHING. provided that archer is given the opportunity to be a troll.#also. for the sake of completion ->#rin-sakura post-HF is a version of sakura-shirou bcs it's about them reconnecting more than anything else#rin-sakura outside of that is mostly walking on egg-shells and pretending as if they're not. the resulting food is mediocre#bcs neither side is really willing to put their foot down and say ''we should do it like this'' so they're averaging-out to meh.#-> rin-shirou is them kind of just... hip-checking each other out of the way so that they can cook their own thing#they're a bit competitive. but neither side is really going to instigate things beyond ''they did X well so now i have to do Y really well'#-> archer-shirou is similar to rin-archer but with actual hate as the undertone instead of pride. archer isn't even having fun#shirou is WRONG and INCORRECT and archer wants to BASH HIS STUPID FUCKING SKULL IN.#and shirou is very much looking at the kitchen knife and THINKING ABOUT IT. but he won't do that. bcs the kitchen is SACRED#and archer WOULD KNOW THAT if he wasn't such an ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE.#stories#relationships#laughing#fate stay night#my writing
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back in my day stupid cunts on the Internet at least knew the difference between a bot and a troll
#venus.txt#you absolutely stupid fuckers who accuse anyone with a political opinion different than you of being a bot are demonstrating your lack of#awareness of 1. how bots work 2. that people could genuinely just believe something different#like literally at this point it would be less annoying if you just accused people of trolling but you are just too fucking stupid#kys genuinely#idiots slinging around bot accusations will get insta blocked
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For all the problems ROTT had with its story and characters, I actually kind of liked Aja’s part in it, however small it was.
She steps in ready to help and, as soon as she realizes what kind of dangers and risks were involved, immediately suggests evacuating earth. Even after being shut down by the others, she has ships readied in case of the worse. She was the only one to even consider the possibility of innocent casualties caused by the titans stomping around or that the plan might fail and doesn’t want to risk lives on any possibility. It really goes to show just how much more mature and responsible she’d become.
She’s a leader, now, with hundreds of thousands of lives (probably more) dependent on her choices and decisions. She had a lot of mess to clean up after the revolution, especially considering her parents very likely burned a lot of bridges with other planets and races with their policy of neutrality. Bridges you know she wanted to fix, personally. Her position’s allowed her to become much more of a practical thinker and I, for one, would love to see so much more of Actual Queen Aja being a diplomat, a negotiator, a delegator, and someone who’s unafraid to make the hard decisions and tough calls while still keeping her compassionate nature.
#3below#aja tarron#tales of arcadia#3 below#easy as it is to dunk on rott#i decided to start off with some positivity#but imma do it in the tags anyway#aja hey even if this plan works people could get caught in the crossfire we should make sure that doesnt happen#everyone else for some reason absolutely not#??? why ???#even if tehy were trying to maintain the secrecy of trolls and aliens#they just had a big public fight in the middke of a massive city#in broad daylight in the 2010s#yea thats not happening#becomming queen has unlocked her second braincell#jim and douxie lack the forethought aja has now developed#theyre good boys but they both struggle with remembering#that other people are affected by their actions#no matter how positive you are#sometimes you have to look at the grander picture#maybe im misremembering something#but i refuse to rewatch rott to confirm#an evacuation of earth would be near impossible btw#but everyone just kind of dismissed the idea#without any other alternative to mitigating civilian casualities
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ngl they were so rude with not showing qrow or even hinting at his presence on patch during the flashback even tho like, yeah, qrow doesn't know anything about summer's missions but it's not like raven can't open portals far away from the other person, so. the option is there, for it to be to qrow. and it keeps haunting me every single time i'm thinking about who the portal is to bc it was kept a secret for a reason—maybe. possibly.
but they could also be really really trolls about it, ya know? like yeah that portal is a real cliffhanger, who could it be to :) and then it's just. qrow.
but THEN. maybe that's part of it. leave qrow out of the flashback so people will think the portal is to him and thus the eventual reveal who it really is to will hit harder instead of being obviously someone unknown.
maddening, it is.
#like i feel like such a troll move would absolutely be something the writers could do#based on past events#but i also don't really remember anything to use as an example#so ????
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So because of how some artists on Tumblr sometimes draw him with his hair in his face, a part of me really wants to draw fanart of 2004 Riddler just doing mundane everyday things, but standing in such a way that his hair makes him look like Sadako.
#on a semi-related note#in my mind this version of the character could absolutely do the kayako crawl#and probably would do it to troll someone if he felt like they were close enough of friends#rin rambles#rin does headcanons#rin does shenanigans#2004 riddler#robert englund riddler
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Consider:
so I've been thinking a lot about kismessitude lately and imagine a troll who's best friends with their kismesis' moirail or matesprit. Like imagine the conversations. They have a friendship outside of their mutual partner but also definitely regularly text each other shit like
"come get your man he's bleeding all over my floor :/"
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"now would be a really good time for you to take her out on a hatedate she's pissing me off"
#what terezi and karkat could have had with gamzee if any of that was remotely healthy#kismesis#kismessitude#homestuck#homestuck quadrants#but also on a serious note the first one is good because like. you want your kismesis to suffer. but also#in a healthy kismessitude you don't want to take the violent aspect of it too far#so it would probably be good to have a wingman of some sort to call after you win a fight to just be like#“separate us from each other right now or we WILL start beating each other up again and i cant let that happen”#especially if a really stubborn troll loses because they're just immediately up and trying to fight again and their kismesis freaks out#cuz they're SO despiseable right now but will absolutely faint if they get hit one more time and they already have a concussion
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It’s crazy to say Scully wouldn’t be obsessed with Mulder in IWTB when he was at his lowest point, she was probably even more obsessed with him by this time because he was borderline suicidal.
i just think about like...the heartbroken look on her face, in that first scene, when he says he doesn't want to go help. and she tells him that she worries about him in so much "isolation," and then she walks out and shuts the door, leaves him in there alone. as much as i hate iwtb, it really is a great exploration of this thing scully does, where she does want to keep him shut in that house. but, also, no, she doesn't. it's the consistency of the gate outside: every morning and every afternoon. pulling her car up, getting out, opening the gate. pulling her car up, getting out, shutting it. she worries about him in an isolation that she's trusting to keep him safe, and that's hard. for as much as she maybe wanted to get out of the car, to hide him away somewhere, it isn't helping. it doesn't feel like he's okay, just because he's there with her. and scully really struggles with perceived failure, especially in an inability to protect people. at that point, she can't save this little boy at the hospital. she couldn't save their son, not in the way that she feels she should have been able to. and she can't protect mulder, whether he's in the house or out.
later, when they can't find him, it feels different, than it had before. she is so inconsolable and frantic. he used to run off and ditch her and jump on trains and hang out with bombs all the time. but that was a different life ago, and a long time ago. when skinner comes to get her, he can't calm her down. and what skinner says is true, mulder must be fine, because he'd climbed out of the car. but they haven't been separated for a moment in 6 years. she hasn't not known where he is, in 6 years. like a lot of things in scully's life, it's what she wanted, in theory. but it doesn't work out, quite right. so she is obsessive, because she's scared.
#the other anon about this was obv just a troll but i like to talk to you guys anyway lol#asks#iwtb#she HAD to leave him you guys like#life in that house was absolute hell#and i know she's still worried about him in msi but she had to see that he would be okay#so that she could do things like fall asleep in bars and make jello and chase monsters with him again#she couldn't have spent the rest of her life anxiously shutting that gate
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liz & spicy foods: yea or nay?
YES. Yes. She is an Indian food lover from day 1 and now can consume spices us mere mortals could only dream of.
#she (obvious tourist) visits the alien equivalent of one of those Chinese restaurants you KNOW are really good#because there’s a kid behind the counter and the menu is all burnt out#and asks for something spicy#and the entire staff is like. LOL. ok you are getting trolled now. spicy coming up :)#and give her something a human could absolutely never physically handle. which she eats with a smile and tips profusely#for them actually listening to her abt what she wanted <3#zap.txt#lizzie davis#asks
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