#coughing mess

[chestcongestion]

More chest cold An/gel ft. Hu/sk's feline hearing coming in clutch

[kitamars]

lovey dovey (alt ver of the first one under the cut!)

[demaparbat-hp]

soooo… any news on the kyoshi warriors au?

The girls are fighting

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

Ok but, but—if Telemachus mistakenly believes his dad and Poseidon to be friends and Odysseus and Poseidon are forced to hang out because of him, would the lines between pretend and not pretend blur after several years? Like would they eventually start having at least a little fun with each other and then later be absolutely horrified by that (especially Poseidon, bc what is this, his hatred is no longer as all consuming as it used to be?? Who authorized that??)

And eventually Odysseus just goes "Yk that offer to learn forgiveness still stands" while wearing the most shit-eating grin ever (Penelope predicted this development several years ago)

yeah!!! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ i would like to think that they do eventually end up having a real friendship rather than just a fake one

and yes of course penelope could see it coming a mile off!

they both would be internally like "oh gods why?!" at first.

but then they both realise that maybe just maybe they actually enjoy each others company and their bickering turns into banter & laughter.

telemachus just now thinks their best friends rather than just friends shdjhdfjds

penelope is happy that after all the trauma those two caused each other, they can finally put it behind them. she loves seeing her husband actually laugh and enjoy himself. also she definitely says i told you so, many times to odysseus face about her earlier predictions.

as for odysseus & athena's friendship. even after their past breakup falling out, i like to think that odysseus is initially really worried about admitting he regards poseidon as an actual friend now. he's worried that even though she has changed, that maybe befriending her uncle (the god she has had a long rivalry with) is a step too far again.

to his surprise though, she's actually happy for odysseus and proud that he was able to actually befriend the earth-shaker himself. this time she's glad odysseus did not push his emotions aside and opened his heart for friendship & forgiveness.

what odysseus didn't expect though, was that the 'king of ithaca's and god of the seas' friendship' would be a hot topic in olympus itself.

suddenly ithaca's palace has more uninvited visits from other gods and goddess. the mortal king who was instrumental in winning the trojan war, who battled with monsters and gods alike... became friends with the god who caused him to take 10 years to get home?

he had already been talked about amongst the gods during those 10 years, but now they were all even more curious as he has gone from brutally defeating poseidon to becoming friends???

poseidon however was not happy with their interest in ithaca and especially odysseus. that was his (and athena's, but mostly his) mortal friend gods damn it!

(im sorry this ended up being a long reply, my brain wouldn't stop yapping away hhdhdhdh)

(please if you have any futher thoughts, please please please share/add them ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀) )

[crookedfivefingers]

3.13 | ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʟᴏʀᴅꜱ

link to the post I accidentally wound up prattling endlessly about in the tags 💀

[delulluart]

Cowboy Copia for @ramblingoak - go and read her fics!

[vexedmilky]

Kaito deserved to look like a mess during chapter five

(Also has me yapping in tags)

[melonyfelonyfellonme]

This is a really big stream of consciousness so I'm sorry if it doesn't make a lot of sense lmao but I really do 100% agree with the folk saying Lucanis probably had a crush on Rook from the very beginning

But see when that develops further and you realise it's not a daft wee crush anymore, and you have fallen - scary And then you find out they feel the same - terrifying, what the hell is going on

I can definitely understand how he gets a fright in the almost-kiss scene, and further when they actually get together, that's he's bewildered about the whole thing - it's disarming, and vulnerability doesn't come easily to someone whose life is taking out targets left and right, who is made to survive. Taking this further, if Lucanis doesn't make it in the final battle, and Rook has romanced him, Isabela comments on their fleeting touches, as if he's making sure it's not a fever dream and--

Like, going from being afraid of the idea of falling in love, to letting it happen (probably bewildered the whole time that it's actually happening) to losing Rook for weeks on end, and when Rook comes back even they need reassured that they're back in the real world, to then feeling comfortable and relaxed enough around Rook to fall asleep (but refuses bc he doesn't want to miss a moment with them)

Nah this romance kills me so bad uugghhhh

[chestcongestion]

Saw a bunch of discourse online about the satisfactory and euphoric sensation of a really wet, productive cough and....c'mon, you've seen my url.

That feeling once it's shifted, even if you don't bring it up exactly, it's relieving.

[pixelatedraindrops]

Yuma Month: Day 20: Truth

The truth…is uglier than you could have ever expected.

tw // vomit (spoilers too)

...happens only if he ate a meat bun prior to this

(all vomit in rain code is censored in pink glitter ✨)

based on this post I made long back

[pookielious]

I see people give babe flack for being so 'aggressive' towards roe in the bastogne episode during the 'only the nuns call me edward' and I feel like that isn't very fair like everyone during bastogne where on edge from being shelled constantly, fed horribly , had no supplies because everything kept dropping in the German zone or just not at all and in varying states of freezing, AND low on morale like anyone in that situation would be a little temperamental and irritable, especially if you had to keep hearing the same (even though it was reasonable) question a few times , it wasnt really him being mean or anything and it was what I imagine pretty accurate for the time and situation

[tiramegtoons]

FACK-

[c1trvswurld]

you're the only one who understands Jimmy and curly and how twisted and fucked up they actually are, everyone else makes curly this gentle angel when no!!! He has flaws!! He fucked up too!! Ohmygod they're all terrible people or victims of the circumstances or both!!

Jimmy has no excuses yes but he's also INTERESTING and TWISTED and FUN TO WATCH like his pov is most of the gameplay and people are so quick to dismiss him entirely like actually I think!! There is much to be gleaned from him and the themes of the entire story when you actually investigate hime as a character!!! And don't dismiss him just cos his pov makes you drastically uncomfortable!! It's a horror! It's meant to be uncomfortable!!!

Also yeah Jimmy and curly fucked nasty and had toxic yaoi sex you're so correct

I'm always hesitant to openly say I like these dynamics because people inherently think that liking these dynamics play out on screen means I'm endorsing it. But I think it's so fun to simply sit down and go " oh yeah they're fucking horrible no doubt, but in their messed up head they have a reason to be and that makes them amazing"

[miniature-knight]

Merry New Years everyone, I hope you all have been able to start off the New Years well! And if not I wanted to share a stew recipe I had so you have something nice to warm you up

Ingredients:

Chunk meat (Beef) 1 lb

Potatoes 2-3

Cabbage

Peas (optional)

Tomato Soup (canned)

Diced Tomato (canned)

Tomato Sauce (canned)

1/2 Onion

Flour

Vegetable Oil (to keep food from sticking to the bottom of the pot)

Directions:

Season the chunk meat and cover it in flour

Add Vegtable Oil to your pot

Chop up the onions and throw it into the pot with your chunk meat

Cook until the outside of the meat is browned

Add Tomato Soup, Tomato Sauce and Diced Tomatoes to your pot, fill up the empty cans of water and put that into the pot

Add your chopped Carrots, Potatoes, Peas and Cabbage to the pot (If the cabbage is too big chop it up and let it melt before adding more to the mix)

Bring it to a boil and stir occasionally

Add extra seasoning if needed

Enjoy the Stew!

Anyways hopefully this recipe made sense, and you have something tasty to have if you're feeling sick or in the mood for stew