#coughing mess

[chestcongestion]

More chest cold An/gel ft. Hu/sk's feline hearing coming in clutch

[kitamars]

lovey dovey (alt ver of the first one under the cut!)

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

Ok but, but—if Telemachus mistakenly believes his dad and Poseidon to be friends and Odysseus and Poseidon are forced to hang out because of him, would the lines between pretend and not pretend blur after several years? Like would they eventually start having at least a little fun with each other and then later be absolutely horrified by that (especially Poseidon, bc what is this, his hatred is no longer as all consuming as it used to be?? Who authorized that??)

And eventually Odysseus just goes "Yk that offer to learn forgiveness still stands" while wearing the most shit-eating grin ever (Penelope predicted this development several years ago)

yeah!!! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ i would like to think that they do eventually end up having a real friendship rather than just a fake one

and yes of course penelope could see it coming a mile off!

they both would be internally like "oh gods why?!" at first.

but then they both realise that maybe just maybe they actually enjoy each others company and their bickering turns into banter & laughter.

telemachus just now thinks their best friends rather than just friends shdjhdfjds

penelope is happy that after all the trauma those two caused each other, they can finally put it behind them. she loves seeing her husband actually laugh and enjoy himself. also she definitely says i told you so, many times to odysseus face about her earlier predictions.

as for odysseus & athena's friendship. even after their past breakup falling out, i like to think that odysseus is initially really worried about admitting he regards poseidon as an actual friend now. he's worried that even though she has changed, that maybe befriending her uncle (the god she has had a long rivalry with) is a step too far again.

to his surprise though, she's actually happy for odysseus and proud that he was able to actually befriend the earth-shaker himself. this time she's glad odysseus did not push his emotions aside and opened his heart for friendship & forgiveness.

what odysseus didn't expect though, was that the 'king of ithaca's and god of the seas' friendship' would be a hot topic in olympus itself.

suddenly ithaca's palace has more uninvited visits from other gods and goddess. the mortal king who was instrumental in winning the trojan war, who battled with monsters and gods alike... became friends with the god who caused him to take 10 years to get home?

he had already been talked about amongst the gods during those 10 years, but now they were all even more curious as he has gone from brutally defeating poseidon to becoming friends???

poseidon however was not happy with their interest in ithaca and especially odysseus. that was his (and athena's, but mostly his) mortal friend gods damn it!

(im sorry this ended up being a long reply, my brain wouldn't stop yapping away hhdhdhdh)

(please if you have any futher thoughts, please please please share/add them ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀) )

[delulluart]

Cowboy Copia for @ramblingoak - go and read her fics!

[crookedfivefingers]

3.13 | ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʟᴏʀᴅꜱ

link to the post I accidentally wound up prattling endlessly about in the tags 💀

[pixelatedraindrops]

Yuma Month: Day 20: Truth

The truth…is uglier than you could have ever expected.

tw // vomit (spoilers too)

...happens only if he ate a meat bun prior to this

(all vomit in rain code is censored in pink glitter ✨)

based on this post I made long back

[tiramegtoons]

FACK-

[c1trvswurld]

you're the only one who understands Jimmy and curly and how twisted and fucked up they actually are, everyone else makes curly this gentle angel when no!!! He has flaws!! He fucked up too!! Ohmygod they're all terrible people or victims of the circumstances or both!!

Jimmy has no excuses yes but he's also INTERESTING and TWISTED and FUN TO WATCH like his pov is most of the gameplay and people are so quick to dismiss him entirely like actually I think!! There is much to be gleaned from him and the themes of the entire story when you actually investigate hime as a character!!! And don't dismiss him just cos his pov makes you drastically uncomfortable!! It's a horror! It's meant to be uncomfortable!!!

Also yeah Jimmy and curly fucked nasty and had toxic yaoi sex you're so correct

I'm always hesitant to openly say I like these dynamics because people inherently think that liking these dynamics play out on screen means I'm endorsing it. But I think it's so fun to simply sit down and go " oh yeah they're fucking horrible no doubt, but in their messed up head they have a reason to be and that makes them amazing"

[chestcongestion]

Saw a bunch of discourse online about the satisfactory and euphoric sensation of a really wet, productive cough and....c'mon, you've seen my url.

That feeling once it's shifted, even if you don't bring it up exactly, it's relieving.

[peonypyxels]

i spent my saturday evening making a sim and falling in love ;-;

[kushamiqueen]

Okay I'm not into cough-sneezes... But sneeze-coughs???

Hear me out:

A cough that is primarily released through the nose. Snot may or may not be involved.

Especially coughing with one's mouth closed. You can watch as the nostrils flare out completely without warning as snot abruptly shoots out and gets everywhere.

Like a sneeze but less satisfying

[mxwhore]

ghoulish girlfriends ♡

[moeblob]

im still very sick and lets just say it aint goin well.

(please let me be healthy soon)

[splatoon-confession-box]

im so fucking sorry teammates but pretty much almost all the time in salmon rum i forget to use my special. i am in overachiever. also i have this fear that i will end up wasting it. help.

[undrscrmadds]

mclaren front row lock-outs are what dreams are made of