#couch aske

[couchsterfield]

Headcanon that Patrick never divorces Jean and instead they have two daughters a year apart and yes I can imagine Patrick also somewhat learning that he’s a girl dad

LMAOO

Can you imagine patrick watchint his daughters have the same mentality as him (A GIRL IN MY SCHOOL IS MORE POPULAR THAN ME!! I M GOIMG TO DIE) type shit) and going hm. Do i just Have girl problmes.

Except im lying and hes too narcissistic to have any self awareness and instead hes like heh. My girls are already turninf out like me 😼

[elliesbelle]

emily gwen, the creator of the sunset lesbian flag that we’ve come to commonly use, still continues to live in poverty.

multi-billion dollar companies have used their design and made profit from it, and yet they have not seen a cent for their creation.

i’ve been friends with emily for years, and i have not once seen them be financially stable the entire time. i’ve seen them homeless, unemployed, starving. right now, they need our help more than ever.

please consider donating to emily’s ko-fi, especially if you’ve used their design to create something and profited from it.

[irenespring]

Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.

Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.

That poster must be having quite the experience.

[skepsiss]

Eddie would show Steve real music this, Eddie shows Steve the wonders of Lord of the Rings that----I get it. But have you considered....... Steve gets Eddie into those ridiculous, smutty romance novels? The ones that even if they're bad, they're good. Have you considered Steve getting Eddie into the Indy 500? NASCAR? What about cooking shows? Cheesy soap operas where Steve literally knows every insane storyline by memory? WHAT ABOUT EDDIE GETTING INTO STEVE'S INTERESTS???

[araneapeixes]

rare bg3 Tav moment coming from me to you with a doodle assortment. with a goth gf cameo of course

[kiss-my-asymptote]

I’m fucking dying Astarion’s early party banter is him just flirting with all the companions and striking out; none of them are having it. When he comes on to Tav at the party, not only is he manipulating them, but they are literally his last choice. Not even plan b or c, Tav was plan ‘fuck it, I guess we’re doing this!’ and that clown still fell into his own pit trap.

[cubbihue]

I just want to see Cosmo, wanda, Timmy, Prei

And the god kids, if you want to

In a cuddle pile.

Cuddle pile!!! Once, Peri brought home a stray Furby. It brought the entire house into chaos as the Furby went feral on them. It took sacrificing Cosmo to it for the Furby to calm down.

It spat him out eventually, but the house was a wreck afterwords. Wanda refused to let Timmy or Peri keep it as a pet, thinking (rightly) that they're not ready for one. Cupid took the Furby off their hands afterwords.

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[technically-human]

Hi I love your art so much and I wanted to let you know because im not sure if you need to hear this or not but im proud of you. I was also wondering if you could draw charles and edwin laughing and being domestic on the couch? If not I understand and thank you so much for your contribution to this lovely fandom.

What do you think they're talking about?

ko-fi

[illiaccrest]

You know what else Aventurine needs is a nap buddy.

[freckleslikestars]

What is this? How did we get here?

THE X FILES | This 11.02

[hedgehog-moss]

hi! i’ve been following you for years, silently in awe of the bright & fulfilling life you’ve built for yourself, and wishing that i could do the same. in between all the charming stories about pandolf & pampe & pirlouit i’ve been noting all your experiences with fence building and foraging and whatnot, in the hopes of putting them to use one day. and that day is today !! today i head out to spend the first night at my little cabin, a long-abandoned seter from the late 19th century, so right now life will be very much like camping with a roof. a lot of work to be done, and it will be a while before i can support animal friends in addition to myself, but i just wanted to say thank you for sharing your life with us! it’s been an invaluable resource + source of inspiration for me :))

Oh that's amazing!! I'm so happy for you 😊 I wish I could send you a housewarming gift (might I interest you in a gremlin cup?)

Your "camping with a roof" comment reminds me of my first spring & summer here, when there was nothing in my kitchen except a table with a small backpacking stove and I had no means of heating the house so I made a fire in the wood oven at night and had to compete with the cats to sit in the 1 square metre of warmth right next to it. They're good memories too, so I hope you enjoy these early days of getting to know your home and working on it <3

I wish you all the best, and especially that you get to feel the "brooding sense of peace and of possession" described by Kenneth Grahame in this quote about a dream home:

First, there would be a sense of snugness, of cushioned comfort, of home-coming. Next, a gradual awakening to consciousness in a certain little room, very dear and familiar [...]: solitary, the world walled out, but full of a brooding sense of peace and of possession. [...] I was there already, ensconced in the most comfortable chair in the world, the lamp lit, the fire glowing ruddily. [A]lways the same feeling of a home-coming, of the world shut out, of the ideal encasement. On the shelves were a few books—a very few—but just the editions I had sighed for […]. On the walls were a print or two, a woodcut, an etching—not many. […] All was modest [...] but all was my very own, and, what was more, everything in that room was exactly right.

[couchsterfield]

AP headcanons!

thanks for the ask !! took a while to compile any headcanons since i usually just post them as they come, but here are some lmao:

• McDermott is the most ANNOYING person to have dinner with (basically canon), he would try to steal a sip from every single person's drink, and Patrick has to swat McDermott's hand away from his drink every three minutes

• Courtney is the one person Evelyn allows to smoke (She thinks courtney looks cool). even so, courtney usually tries not to smoke infront of her to avoid evelyn getting fussy

• Jean has to go out and buy a new 12 pack Crayola set every other week (Patrick keeps eating them)

• Patrick often locks Sean up in like their toolshed growing up (thats why sean is like. That)

• Van Patten whistles ALOT. Price HAAATES it!!

• Paul Owen chews on his montblanc ballpoint pens during meetings and it drives patrick insane ( <- guy who eats crayons biweekly)

• McDermott is the type of guy to fucking grunt everytime he stands up

• sometimes Patrick will shuffle very closely to someone and try to lean in and smell them (??!!$) just to figure out what cologne theyre wearing. (he thinks hes discreet but everyone is weirded tf by him )

[potato-lord-but-not]

Speaking of the Arthur and his three boyfriends thing...

Will we see John get any loving from Noel or Oscar? (Once he has a body, that is) Not necessarily spicy, just in general 🤣

Think I’m gonna make a post for Noel and John eventually so here’s some John and Oscar <33

[tra1nchi]

hiiii!!!<⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠> can i req bottom male reader with his roomate jingyuan fucking roughly on the coach????💗🩷

MINORS DNI!! Bttm male reader,, rough sex,, lots of kisses mwah,,creampie lol

You haven't seen eachother in days,,you were sent off on some mission that jing yuan himself couldn't care less about,,only awaiting the day that you would return to him and when you finally did,, He didn't let go,,

He wasn't used to having you away for so long,,you were always by his side,,so when you finally returned to him,, you both didn't even make it to the bed,,Jing yuan greedily stealing kisses from you all with a lazily smirk,,

He didn't even allow you to take off your shoes,, dragging you to the couch,, His kisses started to grow more desperate,,his teeth lightly dragging against your skin,,climbing himself ontop of you,,cupping your face to bring you into a passionate kiss

"I missed you so much, my darling~" His voice was breathless as he pulled away from your lips,,reluctantly,,he couldn't control himself any longer,,his hands drifting down to your thighs,,lifting them up for a better angle,,

Keeping eye contact with you,,leaning down to press kisses against your thighs,,slowly removing the fabric that was covering your skin,, Trailing kisses all the way up to your crotch but just avoiding it,,his hand brushing against your erection,,

"Seems like someone missed me too hm?" He teases,,biting down gently on your earlobe as his half lidded eyes looked lovingly into yours,,His grip tight on your skin,

He fit so perfectly inside of you,, his arm hooked under your knee,,his hips bucking into you so roughly that the couch started to creak under both of your movements,,his lips locked onto your neck,,kissing it between soft groans,,

He couldn't hold himself back any longer,,He didn't let you take a breath as his hips pounded into you,, his hands gripping your hair,,his free hand holding your wrists to your back!!

"You feel so good, you were made for me." You both lost how many orgasms you had,,the couch was completely ruined at this point,,Jing yuan fucking his cum in and out of you,,only adding more and more!! :(

[adorkastock]

Have you/would you ever do couples pose reference with a taller women and short man?

The biggest height difference shoot I've done is Sailor Starlight (she's 6'4") and Prince Nova (he's 4'9"). To say I was excited was an understatement.

Nova's a trans dude and was having surgery shortly after this shoot which is why we used this binder he already had even though it was too small. I always like to make a note on posts with these photos that the binder shown is not sized properly and people should get solid advice and correct sizing if they plan to bind because doing it wrong can be unsafe. ♥

[hypogryffin]

There wasn't really any information if this costed any money but.

ID LOVE TO SEE MORE NAORISE

an (unplanned) afternoon nap