#corpse lily cookie

[forgotten-four-askblog]

So odd how much a trip of discovery can change a Cookie...

[ghosboy]

“I’ve spent so long in darkness I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moon light is”.

[revisitingfandoms]

Idea prompt 5- The ancients being the ancients.

"Do you know why we ,cookies, were-"

A rubber duck was thrown at her face. She blink for a moment before anger rushes to her face, "How dare-" Another rubber animal- this time a squeaking rubber chicken was tossed at her.

Golden cheese just gives an unasumed face as Dark Cacao arms another rubber chicken. She speaks aloud, "Silence wrench, unless you wish to taste the might of rubber chickens." Dark Enchantress looks so very confused and pissed off at the pair before spotting- what the hell was Pure Vanilla Cookie doing?

For some ungodly reason the man looked exhausted out of his mind, missing his hat and had a baby strapped to his chest, hollyberry was also there holding a baby in her arms talking a mile a minute to the barely responing man. Between the pair the baby hollyberry was holding was sleeping while pure vanilla just had to bend over to grab the rattle the baby just dropped and started screaming about.

And wait where was-

A loud roar is heard behind her as the cake monsters corpse crashed through the wall somehow so easily killed by a strawberry Jam covered White Lily cookie whoses eyes were gleaming.

Dark Enchantresses eyes widden as she tries to flee before she gets knocked out with a heavy rubber chicken.

In the growing silence Pure Vanilla speaks, "Great- glad this is dealt with now- oh shusshhhh papa's here Custard, papa's here, hey how about we go find daddy?" He sooths the baby as he walks away. Hollyberry laughs, "Ah yes, me and royalberry should also make preparations to head home- I still need to break Pitaya's mind again about him." She walks off with a whistle as golden cheese, dark cacao and White lily look at each other. White lily hums, "I need go pick up red velvet- Dark cacao do you-"

The other shakes his head, "Licorice cookie is still up for grabs- first one who gets to him adopts him." He books it as white lily curses and follows after him.

Golden cheese shakes her head with a sigh, "Well atleast those three haven't come up yet... I've still got a decade or two before they do." She shakes her head.

To the props of living in a time loop- while things will get boring they never stay that way for long.

Just a funky cookie run kingdom time loop idea. (anicents edition) They sometimes argue over custody rights.

[j0ur3nys-3nd]

*Hypnotic, Melted choco, Snake vemon, Poison, Faker, and Corpse lily were back in the cookie world! ...But they are in Beast-Yeast-*

@rebuilding-paradise @m00r3-cha0s @kaylikestodrawlittlenightmares

[livinlikebailey]

Marauders as things my friend group has said

“Sometimes I forget how many dead people there are.” - Sirius @ Regulus during a family history lesson.

“ I’m gonna bite your toes while you’re sleeping,,, nibble, nibble, nibble” - a drunk Barty @ Evan who is ignoring him.

James: Drops phone on his face. James: claps friends theme song. James: picks phone back up like nothing happened.

“I’m a bi guy, a simple bi guy and I am 99% Lilly Evans and 1% Regulus Black.” - James Potter

“ Why do all the cute ones gotta be Deatheaters?” - Rita @ Bellatrix

“Iron chickens do not have iron testicals” - a very drunk Sirius @ an unfortunately sober Remus.

“I have decided that i am a snack it just no one is hungry” - Peter

Marlene: Climbs on train track bridge Dorcas: “Oh you are so fucking dumb, I look away for 2 seconds”

“No bite, no smile!” - Remus @ James who is trying to take a picture of him too close to the full moon.

“If i was there i’d slap her i don't care if she's 9” - Mary to lily after hearing about the shit her sister was doing to her. “James, I am a pussy.” - Peter to James about the forbidden forest.

“I would be James’ sugar bab- AHH!” - Lily about James to Mary.

“I have to go through all my saves and delete the videos of him because he turned out to be a pedophile… Hey! I had a chance with him” - Remus probably at some point.

“Was that CORPSE? Woop!” - Drunk Remus at a party.

Remus: “ughhhh” Sirius: “what?” Remus: “I hurt and I'm dying.” Sirius: “don't die, that's for kids”

Barty : sits up really quick "guys I just swallowed the nail, it's in my throat." Barty: proceeds to cough up the nail

Pandora: shows Regulus a picture she drew "this is cute" Regulus: "you're cute. wait that didn't go how I wanted it to.”

Barty: “RACCOON WORLDS DOMINATION”

Sirius: “Do I look like a freaking rat?” Regulus: ….. Sirius: “Don't answer that”

Effie: hears a song playing from james’ room “I used to listen to this song in grade school.” James: “Oh so it's really old then.”

Remus: "sips coffee stressfully"

Barty: "seductively eats toes"

Evan: "for your next random gift I'll get you a screwdriver Barty: "thanks I'm gonna kill myself with it"

Marlene: whining "mom James got me addicted to cocaine" wait I mean Crack cookies" - Marlene @ Effie

Nymphadora: tries to lick cat. Andromeda: "don't lick the kitty." Dora: proceeds to lick cat.

Barty: "school sh**tings" gives thumbs up

Sirius: shows Remus their high heels Remus: "okay whore" smacks hand over mouth "wait i- that wasn't supposed to come out" Sirius: laughs their ass off

James: yells across the store to mom “mom!" Random person at the checkout: looks at James "I am not mom."

“Effie’s a Milf” - Marlene

“I don't have nothing, other than a few std's” -Remus

“You can eat half a mermaid before you're a cannibal” - Pandora to Regulus

“Probably shouldn't be doing it but we’re definitely going to continue anyway” - Remus, Sirius, James and Peter in sync.

very confused Peter: “leprechauns don't play quidditch.”

Marlene: “like weewoo but not weewoo” exasperated and high off her ass

Sirius: “I like aids”

phone falls off bed Marlene in an Australian accent: "crikey my phone"

“I’m hooked up to so many wires i could connect to hbo on my heart monitor” - Lily on pain killers to James

"I don't think I can lick that, can I?" -Sirius playing goat simulator

watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs and it's at the part where the mayor destroys the machine and James says " I hope you see the error of your ways, you glutton!”

(talking about Cameron Monaghan) the murder child from my chemical romance - Sirius

"Fuckin’ Sirius"- Remus while asleep

Sirius "I've got middle fingers and i'm not afraid to use them" Regulus: "do it" Sirius "I’m a little afraid to use them"

Peter while asleep: groans and sits up fast James: "you okay?" Peter "not really." James: "What's wrong?" Peter: "I'm gonna have to use the loo to solve the thing."

Sirius: "So were you born in 2006, 2007?" Narcissa: "i was born in 2004" Regulus: "i don't mean this in a mean way but wow you are old"

Sirius: "I WANNA HOLD YOU" Remus "NO, LET ME MAKE COFFEE THEN YOU CAN"

Barty: "I'm gonna do a line off your dresser"

Barty: "i have a headache" pauses "and i have 2 more lines to do"

Mary: "I don't have to do acid I have the that back massager that messes with my balance receptor"

Barty: suddenly sits up Regulus: “are you okay” Barty: “i don't know, i'm just gonna go to sleep and try to see what's going on”

Barty: "Why not use a shotgun, it's easier, this is america." (was not in america)

"stop licking the oreos" - Reg @ Barty

"Do i really have to tell you not to mate with the cat"- McGonagall @ the marauders

Remus: “I can feel the brain damage,, and i've got another line”

“MY TRAUMA CAN'T HANDLE THIS!”- Sirius

“Ball licky licky titty croissant” - James trying to learn french from Regulus

“Ooo yay i love being kidnapped!”- Barty probably at some point

“The 3 c's cook, clean, cocktails”- Remus “The 3 b's bake broil blowjobs”- Sirius

“LET ME UPLOAD MY PORN DAMNIT” - Marlene probably

"Dorcas you should be my sugar mommy" - Pandora

"An air whore" Remus

"My skyrim character is Schizophrenic" - James

"I wanna blow up pumpkins, and People!!!!" -Bellatrix

"I can taste it in my eyeballs" - James

"you can't take terrorists to the airport"-Peter

"I'm really bad at swallowing" - Sirius

“you can't fuck a duck, you'd have to seduce it” - Evan

"Hey your boobs are crooked"- Marlene

"i’m sorry, i accused you of taking my grandpa" -Sirius

"im a gay virgin"-Regulus

"duck now motherfucker" Sirius @ James

"i wanna become a rug or everyone does a line of my ashes when i die" - Remus

"you can't be funny while I'm smoking" -Remus @ First year after he walked out the door

"I'm leaving, i don't care that much about being drug free" - Barty

[cupid-roses]

What op men voices look like and what they smell like by me!!!

So for context I have two types of synesthesia. One where I can see the colors of people’s voices and the other is where I can vividly smell pictures (very weird combo but it’s there!)

So here are some standout colors and smells of one piece men

Shanks

His voice color is a rusty brown color. It’s honestly not that bad and the color is more on the warm side then cool and I enjoy it when he laughs because the color bounces around my vision. wish I could hear his voice more often but then again i am still in pre time skip (tho I have been spoiled for everything but honestly I don’t mind, spoilers doesnt make or break a piece of media for me)

Smells are much more fun because it’s not just me identifying voice actors but the characters themselves:] on that note shanks smells extremely sweet. Maraschino cherries, candied strawberries and just an underlying scent of blood. If I would have to choose another picture that he smells most similar to it would be the birth of Venus by Alexander cabanel

buggy

His voice is a very nice sea green and some people have multiple colors and when he laughs I get some navy blue and neon green. His colors are much more stable compared to shanks’ and don’t move around much but when he screams it wiggles so that’s fun

His scent is fucking delicious smelling. Smells like a god damn bakery. Gingerbread, chocolate chip cookies, and vanilla icing. But there is also this kinda chemical scent with it as well that I can only describe as like nitroglycerin??? Idk it just reminds me of like fireworks and when I think nitroglycerin I think fireworks. A painting he smells most similar to is the creation of Adam by Michelangelo

Corazón

This guys voice is so fucking beautiful bro. I cannot express enough how much I love this voice. It is a very rich burgundy color and it is constantly dancing around often coming into swirls.

The only way that I can describe his scent is that he smells like the concept of religion. Red wine, incense, blood, and lilacs. There is also hints of firewood and pomegranate. He often smells like a lot of Virgin Mary iconography to me. But the most closely associated smell I get from him is pietá by William-adolphe bouguereau

Doflamingo

His voice is very colorful bright neon orange with times getting a sky blue or a white. His voice has never moved and is just constantly- still. I don’t remember a single time the colors so much a jiggled. It’s quite literally just dots that fade out when he stops taking and that’s about it

This man has a very interesting smell. He smells like corpses rotting and the black mold in my bathroom but also very specifically the honey barbecue chicken my brother makes. He also has like a hint of a lily smell??? Very weird and very unique to say the least. It’s not very close but it was the closet I could find and that was the painting anguish by August Fredrich schnck

Mihawk

This man has the most dull grey voice ever. And beige. just a very sad beige. His voice bores me to tears with how underwhelming the colors are. But in the opla Steven got a very nice jade green color. Back to anime, his voice moves around violently it’s just constantly trying to take over my vision and just ping ponging around. It could have been fun if it wasn’t such boring colors.

His scent on the other hand— blackberries and ink. Kinda smells like a library with the book and dust scent. But it is very nice smell. I would love to have it as a cologne. The painting he smells the most like is Christina’s world by Andrew Wyeth

[disorganizedkitten]

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Coldest Girl In Coldtown

And I Loved You So Much I Turned Around

Behind Borrowed Blood

Bloody Phosphenes

By Definition, We’re Not Insane Yet

If Home Is Where The Heart Is, Where Do The Heartless Rest?

Infected Pearl au

No Pandemic Au

Pearl Bach And The Horrible Terrible No Good Very Bad (88) Days

Thorns and Tombstones

Time Loop

"1800s" au

Harry Potter

A Conspiracy Of Errors

A Week In A Day

And Salt The Earth Behind You

Antithesis / Charlie's Demons

Arial Anarchy

Cobra Lily

Dark As Dried Blood

Dark Magic For Dummies

Emotional Support Cookies

Gentle As Flaking Blood

Harry Potter Does Not Exist (A Presentation)

Hyacinth

I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus (But Uno Reverse)

Incubus

It’s Only Right As A Math Problem

Judge My Carmine Fingertips (It Won't Make Them Clean)

No Rest For The Wicked

Not Every Open Wound (Is Simply Healed By Time)

Not (Our Parents’) Children 

Nothing Like A Trail Of Blood To Lead You Home

Obliviate

Seven Months Away

Swing a Scepter, Wear A Crown

The Potter-Riddle foundation for abandoned children

The Soul Feels Like The Universe / I Feel As Though I've Been On This Earth Before

There Is Magic In Every Living Thing

Three War Orphans In A Magic Castle

War Crimes Verse

Win Come Late

You Held My Heart In Your Hands

Miraculous Ladybug

A Bug To Bee Talk

A Day In The Life Of - Mafia Au

A Miraculous Mix Up

A Study In Friendship

ANJR

Be Still My Undead Heart

Bursting Bubbles of Bad Luck

Chronicles of Ladybug and Baset

Climbing the Louvre

Depth of Cold

Four is Quantic but five is too

G-day: a celebration of Girlfriends and Glitter

Going outside (for more than the view)

Is It Really Safe?

It's in the blood

I’m Literally Right Here

Luck of the claws

Miracle Fighters

Moving Places

My Safety Isn’t The Concern

No Longer A Villian

Paper Lanterns

Plume Reign

Red’s the Color Of Your Heart

Rena

Scarlet Swords

Shades of Warmth

Sharing is Caring

Skipped a Step

Sunshine and Roses

The Marinette Lucky Charm

These Hopeless Helpless Miraculous-Wielding Romantics

We Recover Only To Be Broken Again

You’ll Survive

Crossover Fics

#girlsupportinggirls

Carrying capacity

Circus au / Into The Mixing Bowl

Closer Than Friends

Exchange of blades

Feathers and Shells

Geronimo Weasley

Ghostinette

Gifts Between Girls

How To Live (When You've Long Been Dead)

Immortal Children

Ivory Shadows

Jaded eyes, stolen stories (Jaded eyes, poached prophecies)

Jagged Leaves

Life goes on

Location Soulmate au

Marinette's Guide To Adopting The Local Vigilante

Power he knows not

Princess Mara au

Queen, Devil, Champion

Recruiting Red

Robbery chatfic

Seven Faces over Seven Continents

Switching and Swapping

Tales of the Tacticional Twins

Talon mindshare

Tim Drake-Wayne vs Albus Dumbledore

Trained Together

Two Can Keep A Secret If One Of Them Is Dead

Wine Aunts Salt au

Wishes Fishes

My Hero Academia

Borrow

Hold Your Bloody Head Up High

How Long Can Someone Be Lost

Lost In Translation

They Call Them Feral

We're All Dead Here

Wingfic

Scooby-Doo

Eldritch Doos au 

Gang Soulmate au

Summer camp au

HTTYD

Dragonborn

The one where Dagur is a good brother

The one where Dragon Riders are their own tribe | Feral Hiccup au #1

The One where Dragons are actually Aliens

The one where everyone is secretly friends

The one where Heather and Mala pop in during HTTYD1

The one where Hiccup and his brother kill the red death before realizing they’re brothers | Feral Hiccup au #4

The one where Hiccup Gets Hurt in the ring

The one where Hiccup Runs Away (and meets the wingmaidens) | Feral Hiccup au #2

The One Where Stoick Suffers Despite His Best Efforts | Feral Hiccup au #5

The one with the human sacrifice except Dagur is a faithful husband and very offended | Feral Hiccup au #3

JCA

Hypermnesia

Reacquisition

Danny Phantom

Age Swap Au

Three Feet To The Left

Walk Beside My Corpse (It's the memory that decays)

Welfare Check

Other

In The Vacuum You Left Behind

Keep Me In Balance

Prerecognition

The Fuzzy Duckling

The Name of Frankenstein

The Paris Fic

We Dared Open The Door

Some fics did not make the list. Considering how many I have, that’s not a surprise. They can live in the docs for a little while longer.

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[bellatheinkdemon]

Mmm... Corpse tea

(For anyone wondering, this is a PureEnchantress fankid)

Now Higanbana's clothes were a BITCH to design. I was originally gonna give them this robe outfit thingy with a circle pattern on it, but then I realised it might accidentally cause Trypophobia so I changed it to the outfit you're currently seeing.

Fun fact: Higanbana is actually an alternate version of a PureLily kid I made, Vanilla Lily Cookie. (I haven't drawn her yet but I do have a design for them.) So basically, instead of being the child of two heroes, Higanbana is the kid of a (basically) literal Goddess and an amnesiac.

[forgotten-four-askblog]

A fascinating place with fascinating Cookies! ... But when will we meet the Ruler?

[xaytheloser]

Shadow Milk leaves Beast!Elder Faerie alone for like two weeks to go check out his spire for whatever reason and comes back to Beast!Elder having legitimately doubled in height

He's confused, and then it registers like;

"...Right, he's been eating yeast spores- and his soul jam- oh my god. How did I not realize this?"

the realization is that while they (shadow and the others) had time to grow accustomed to their corruption, and feed it and themselves to keep stable with their power, elder faerie didn't, so his instincts are putting him on autopilot trying to accommodate for the sudden influx of things without putting stress on his physical body

not to mention elder faerie was so focused on benign butter's corpse he probably didn't eat for days at a time, mans was fucked up for a long while and is still fucked up- AND HIS SOUL JAM IS BASICALLY IN THE METAPHORICAL DRIVER'S SEAT, BEING EMBEDDED IN HIS FOREHEAD AND ALL-

he ends up being the tallest of the beasts, I imagine

I like to imagine the Faerie Kingdom is just barren now, from the draft drabble you sent me, all the remaining faerie cookies left with White Lily Cookie.

leaving Elder and Benign Butter's corpse back in beast yeast...

but thats ok..

she's all he needs anyway.....

[dragon-communion]

Funniest bit would be summoning Lhutel/your fav summon, Comet Azur blasting the boss, then naptime as the summons keeps them away from your snoring self. Rinse and repeat when you wake up to blast them YET AGAIN with another Comet Azur. Truly sleeping your way to the throne in the funniest sense imaginable.

AGREED. You understand me.

Also from a lore perspective I think it'd be really funny to marry Marika as a cleric of the daughter she was completely unaware of. What a way to learn about her, you know? Hi, don't mind me hacking your corpse to rewrite reality, also don't mind the lily perfume. I just sacrifice cookies to your daughter on the weekends.

Radagon, trying to hammer me like a nail while I blast him with clouds of Nyquil: what the fuck is this magic signature and why do I almost recognize it.

[little-game-pv]

alrighty! what'cha doin here pal? just hanging out? plotting murder?

... hiding a body?

-🐇 Anon

Pure vanilla laughs while petting the platypus on his lap, "I have murdered but it's been a while... last time..."

(Yes this was taken from the little game book)

A bluebird flew onto his open windowsill, chirping at him until he answered. Knowledge perked up and smiled, thanking the bird until he noticed how sad it seemed.  

“He’s dead isn’t he…?”     

The bird chirped twice: a yes. Knowledge wasn’t surprised. He and Herb both knew the risks when agreeing to the plan. It was bound to happen with the walking danger Pure vanilla was. Still, it saddened him to hear such news. He would be lying if he said he hadn’t grown fond of Herb. Even during the time Black lily was dealing with Pure vanilla, the two continued to send letters to each other. Perhaps he had fallen for the plant cookie. With his leafy green hair and leafy green eyes. The pain was much greater than the loss of Vanilla buttercream. Of course he cared about the queen, but he loved the planter. Loved the way the planter saw life and spoke of nature like it was his child.   

Knowledge knew a day like this would come. The day were the bird chirped twice. Every time he had asked the bird and it happily chirped once. Today was twice. He knew what was in the letter with Herb’s death. Pure vanilla was still alive. It wasn’t long before the scientist burst into sobs, hugging the letter as close as he could. It crumpled in his arms, but he didn’t care. This was the closest he’d get to holding Herb’s dead body. He had no clue if Elder faerie would let him bury Herb. He hoped so. He truly did.  

A few days later, they were at Herb’s house. The plants in pots had been placed in the ground. His snappers were still alive, having been fed before Herb’s death. Either that or Pure vanilla fed them before taking what food was left. The bloody knife sat on the wooden floors, reminding Knowledge exactly who did this. Knowledge kicked the knife and cursed out Pure vanilla, as Elder faerie led him to Herb’s corpse. Immediately Knowledge hugged Herb, sobbing his heart out as the three looked at him with sorrow in their eyes.  

Knowledge could care less about Golden cheese and Black lily looking at him with pity. Yet it hurt to see Elder faerie look at him like that because he knew Elder faerie cared. Did everything, almost a little too much sometimes, for him. The pain wouldn’t go away, and he hated it. He hated letting go of Herb so they could put him in the makeshift grave they dug. Slowly he set Herb in the grave, giving him a peck on the lips. A kiss they never got to have while Herb was alive. Never would ever get to have. And then he was back to sobbing as they buried him in the ground, leaving him with the many potted plants Herb had. Plants he took home and took care of from then on.  

Pure vanilla smiled, "It was fun. As for plans...well that depends."

Burning spice glares Pure vanilla.

[greypetrel]

🍩💐🍼☁️♥️ for all your babes? If that's not a ridiculous number which if it is feel free to pick and choose 😅

Ooooh that's a lot! In a very positive way, thanks Lilou!! :D

It's... quite long (I did everything, yes.)... So the rest is under the cut!

🥞 PANCAKE - what is their comfort breakfast?

Aisling: Sweets sweets sweets. She's the ultimate sweet tooth. After a while, the comfort breakfast will be cookies, scones and sandwiches with butter and jam (peaches, oranges or lemon) and cocoa in winter, fruit juice in summer, eaten on the roof with Sera.

Raina: Something warm and abundant to start the day. Eggs and bacon and beans with some coffee (in the mansion when she has the money for it). Bread and butter and plum jam. Something that tastes like home, back in Ferelden, when Malcolm tried his best to learn to cook.

Alyra: "Why should I have preferences, it's food, it's meant to keep you standing, urgh, why do I need to reply to this-" She's for savoury breakfasts. Ham, some veggies and cheese on bread. Tea for drink. The comfort would be some halla cheese on some freshly baked rye bread.

💐 BOUQUET - create a bouqet for them! what do those flowers mean? are any of the flowers their particular favourite?

@salsedine here it is, you asked it too! Bold of you to assume I know enough about flowers to form bouquets (thank you both for the misplaced trust xD)... But according to the Victorian flower language:

Aisling: Hawthorne (Hope), Forget-me-not, Rosemary (Remembrance), Periwinkle (Tender recollection), Tiger Lily (pride), Lily of the Valley (return of happiness)

Raina: Poppy (consolation, oblivion), Red Hollyhock (Ambition), White Poplar (Courage, Time), Thistle (Independence), Laurel (glory), Heliothrope (devoted attachment)

Alyra: Asphodel (Faithful until death), Magnolia (Magnificence), Pimpernel (change), Geranium (deceit), Juniper (protection), Holly (foresight)

🍼 BABY BOTTLE - what are their thoughts on children?

Aisling: Not eager to get going, but she's ok in having one or two. Later on. Post Inquisition. When things are stable. Later. (then she'll see some friend pregnant and will start to have ideas)

Raina: "No, thank you." cit.

Alyra: Ok with it, voices are she left to seek a cure not to give Anora the satisfaction of bearing the (official) firstborn and heir. She came to like Anora, but she's petty and can get territorial. She may even succeed.

☁️ CLOUD - a soft headcanon

Aisling: She has a fixed and very strict schedule for hugs to distribute around Skyhold. It's a precise table, divided in list of people who need a hug daily, every other day, twice a week. She's very thorough with it whenever she can. She'll just appear when you're not too busy, march towards you with a purpose, squeeze you for a while with not a single word and, satisfied, go on with her day. Cullen gets regularly pounced at and gets the longest hugs. Bull get an attack hug because he told her to try and take him by surprise, so she'll get some exercise as well. She managed a couple of times (it involved fade-stepping through a wall and Cole's help).

Raina: Answered here!

Alyra: She's considered to be cold and unaffective, and it's true that she rarely shows emotion, is the queen of resting bitch faces, will judge you. She's soft to her core, she still keeps Alistair's rose and always wears a necklace that Morrigan left her. Kieran is, if you ask her, 100% her son too. When you get to know her, she's very warm and caring, and the person you would want at your side to bury a corpse with.

❤️ RED HEART - their love language(s)?

Aisling: PHYSICAL TOUCH. Acts of Services. Quality time.

Raina: ACTS OF SERVICES. Quality time. Verbal affirmations.

Alyra: ACTS OF SERVICES. Gifts. Physical Touch.

[peachyqueenly]

I think the best way to discuss my feelings on Lily is yes DE is a part of her but it is not the only thing to define her as a character/person. There are a lot more layers to her character to discuss in the past and even in the present days of the story nd quite frankly I don't want to reduce her to the anger that develops from pain and trauma. To me that's just as reductive as I imagine the idea she did no wrong is to others. Which by the way is not the point. She is not an innocent UwU baby. 

But she also isn't just. The pain and anger that DE demonstrates. She was loved. She's curious, ambitious, kind, forward-thinking, secretive, volatile, sympathetic, and above all else did not want to hurt anyone even in the final moments she spent before transforming.

Despite the horrors she saw, she wanted to save other cookies even if they were mere corpses that jeered and almost seemed to laugh at her right as she slipped. Yes she is DE and DE is her, but she isn't only DE and it's okay to focus on that part of her.

[minimag1c]

Bahahaha no this is trash omfg

Uh have fun ig? Yuck imagine posting something like this

Uh oh

CW : ooc moments. Like. A L O T.

Like always, this idea doesn't belong to me but uncle cinnamon (literally this entire book belong to him, I just put it on wattpad lmao) and I was the one who wrote it.

I've also changed something : it doesn't happen during the meeting but when the ancients talk with each other at night and this time Clotted cream pass by, hearing all the conversation (who is a little bit changed because angst)

Edit : this dated from July 2022 so there is probably of 89 % of it that wouldn't make sense at all. Sorry for that-

Enjoy!

-Miranto

___________________________________________

It was the last meeting in the vanilla Kingdom and everyone was... how do I say it... nervous, stressed but intrigued at the same time.

Mostly Clotted Cream Cookie. But he wasn't intrigued. He just felt nervous.

Not only, he did felt awfully bad for what he had done during the last meeting but he was also scared that his dried speech would affect the ancient's decisions, mostly Pure Vanilla. He didn't wanted to say it that loud but the healer was (for now) the only ancient he was very close of. He was the only one who seemed to be kind with him and he really wanted to, maybe Hollyberry too but she wasn't that much close to him as Pure vanilla. Also maybe because he was the mighty king of the ancient vanilla Kingdom.

And now he felt ever more guilty because he probably broke their friendship. He still could hear the horrid argument with queen Hollyberry, king Dark cacao and Pure vanilla. The pure hurt and anger that was on their eyes while the healer couldn't even add something, because he couldn't deny everything they have said. White lily was dark enchantress and they have heard this information for a COMPLETE stranger.

From... Him.

Clotted cream couldn't even think about what would happen because of his imprudent mistake. Eh, what an irony. Him, the cookie of house custard who could plan ahead for any outcome, was now fearing the consequences of something that he couldn't predict anymore.

"no wonder why father doesn't like me. I'm disorganized and get easily distracted for nothing."

Clotted cream sighed as he let his head fall. He couldn't let go. He couldn't give up. It was not for his sake. No, he wasn't that kind of cookie. It was for the Republic, for all of the cookies, for all earthbread. It was the only hope and he was losing it, just because of ruthless words he had spoken without even knowing how was the relationship between the ancients. And judging how King dark cacao nearly killed him, they were very close, and he didn't acknowledge that.

Clotted cream only felt more useless, pathetic, horrible and other awful things in existence. Yet, he couldn't give up. He HAD to continue. He had to prove himself. To everyone. To the crème Republic. To the elders. To his... Father.

The young consul couldn't even imagine how disappointed Elder Custard would be towards him. The pure disgust on his face and his harsh words. No he couldn't afford that.

He needed air.

Yeah. Some of the fresh air of the night would probably calm him down. After all, even if in the morning it would be the final decision, Clotted cream couldn't sleep when he was anxious and stressed and he didn't wanted to like some sort of dead corpse at the council due of his lack of sleep.

The young counsul got up from his desk and quietly went to the exit, making sure to not wake anyone, especially Financier cookie. She had done so much for him even though in the first place, he didn't wanted a paladin to protect him since he could do it himself and yet, she kept overworking herself to make sure he was okay.

Another thing the consul was guilty about.

He let the paladin sleep and made his way to his favorite place of all the vanilla Kingdom. The garden.

It was peaceful and beautiful enough for him to be alone with his thoughts and actually put his head back together. The view toward the flowers was very charming and air was confortable enough.

Just the thought of it made him smile.

Little thing he didn't know is that he wouldn't be alone.

Clotted cream barely entered completely in the garden as he heard voices who weren't from afar. Panicking, he hid himself behind some bushes and looked at the place to find where voices were. To his grand surprise, it were the voices of the ancients, sitting on a round table and even more surprising they were still wearing their attire from this morning except their didn't wore their crown and less, they didn't had their weapons with them. The three of them were sitting on a round table, focusing a lot on their conversation that they didn't seemed to hear the young consul who hid himself in the garden.

Clotted cream cookie looked at the three heroes as his jaw slightly opened, as he grew more and more nervous.

"If they're hiding from the other, at night instead of sleeping, then it's probably something very important...." He tried to theorize, as more doubts grew in his mind. What if they are talking about him? About his behavior during the council, did they wanted him to go? Or worse, what if his irrational action caused a drastic change when it came to their initial opinion, mostly Pure vanilla cookie, who seemed to be the only one who was on his side.

No.

"Calm down clotted cream. "He thought." You're overthinking again. Maybe they're talking about something else. No need to... Panic. "the young consul tried to reassure himself, rubbing his temple. That was one of the thing he didn't liked with him, aside the constant loss of concentration everytime there was a serious situation where he needed to concentrate as well with his impulsives actions.

But it seems his stressful thoughts were unfortunately true.

"I'm sorry Pure vanilla cookie but we can't bring ourselves to just hand our soul jams to this unknown cookie who pretend to be a descendant." Clotted cream heard the king dark cacao said and peeked out his head so suddenly at this statement.

The cacaonian looked at the healer with a frown but at the same time with a look of "I'm sorry but this is my choice" as Pure vanilla cookie looked at him with surprise.

"W-what?" he stammered, glancing back and forth at his friends, his eyes widening. Why? Didn't they seemed to agree with him not a few minutes ago? How did Dark cacao suddenly changed his opinion? Pure vanilla was about to say something until Hollyberry cookie, in her turn, interrupted him, with a little bit of guilt.

"I'm sorry Pure vanilla but... Dark cacao is right. Even if this "Consul" seems to be very genius with keeping his promises despite his... Irrational act, we can't just bring ourselves to lend our soul jam to an ordinary cookie! Look what White lily has become because of it! If even our friends couldn't control its power, how an average cookie would handle such a heavy responsibility?? " she argued as the healer was just taken back, a little shocked by those words.

They... They were right.

Despite her soul jam not being involved with her transformation, White lily was an ancient who had a powerful artifact and she went more instable than a normal cookie, her has just made her transformation worse and more instable than it was already.

But what about the crème Republic? What about this remaining of the vanilla Kingdom? Wouldn't they never be able to meet them? Or even help them a second time? They were already lucky to not be slaughtered by Dark enchantress cookie's monsters and creatures, but this time she would surely come back, more powerful and worse than last time! He couldn't do the same mistake twice!

"Pure vanilla?" Dark cacao asked as the healer cookie perked up.

"O-oh sorry..." He stammered before regaining his senses as Hollyberry stared at her friend with worry but eventually started to frown a little as well.

"But... Why not?" he asked while looking at Dark cacao cookie who just decided to sigh.

"Pure vanilla cookie.. We can't bring ourselves to give the Soul Jam. The risk is too high and this..." consul " cannot be trusted even if he comes from the remaining of the vanilla Kingdom."

The hollyberrian queen seems to notice how her healer friend was upset about this response and decided to told him

" Pure vanilla... If it upset you that much, we can propose another solution tomorrow? "she tried to ease, because she saw the two men became more tense than usual.

Pure vanilla and Dark cacao cookie both perked up to look at the queen. A small confused expression on their faces.

"Tomorrow?" the cacaonian king asked, raising an eyebrow. "Hollyberry cookie, are you sure this is a good idea to report the decision? After all, we've already have decided that it's not sure to give our soul jam to a stranger and.."

"Maybe Hollyberry is right" Pure vanilla interrupted, holding his staff a little bit more tightly as the cacaonian king looked at him with surprise and so did the other ancien heroe.

"You sure? We don't have much time and-" the king stopped talking when his friend raised his hand to talk as he opened his heteromantic eyes.

"I think it's more wise to think about it and not directly jumping into hâtives conclusions.. And still, we aren't even talking about it with the concerned one, Clotted cream cookie. Probably it is more wise to talk about this... Quite difficult choice." the healer suggested, calming himself a little bit down while Hollyberry cookie sighed in relief as Dark cacao resigned, sighing as well.

"I guess you're right pure vanilla cookie.. It's probably wiser to discuss about it in the morning, we will be in better conditions and we can't be the only one that need to talk about it." he admitted as he got up and so did the two other heroes.

"Then it's settled, we should discuss that matter in the morning. For now, maybe we should rest and sleep, I don't want any of you to be tired in the meeting" pure vanilla tried to joke a little to hide his awkwardness towards the situation that he had been put in.

The hollyberrian queen directly agreed following Dakr cacao with a little bit of hesitation and eventually gave up as the three stood up.

"I admitted that you are right.." the king said once again as he took his crown and sword and glanced at his friends one more time. "we should probably rest for now."

Pure vanilla and Hollyberry both agreed and was about to go away until the three heard a suspicious sound towards the bushes as the group of friends positioned themselves, ready to attack until Pure vanilla saw a fancy ribbon that he directly recognized.

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During all of the conversation the ancients had between each other, Clotted cream's heart bet faster and faster, being more and more stressed at each words King Dark cacao cookie and Queen Hollyberry Cookie have said. His breathing was faster than usual as he gripped a branch a little too tightly that his hand started to have a small wound and blood on it but it wasn't his main concern.

It was the response to his proposal during the consul that made his heart skip a beat.

Did pure vanilla actually agree with them???

No no no, it was impossible, right??? The healer had agreed with him, he seemed okay with the proposal and didn't object with his idea of cooperating with the crème Republic and he actually tried to defend the young cookie!

But he seemed to be iffy when he have done that?? Or he just tried to hold himself with a little bit possibility of seeing once again the kingdom he failed to protect? Was it actually his real motivation?? Then another horrible thought striked in his mind.

What if the healer only

Too many thoughts were inside Clotted cream's head, making him feel a migraine in additional of his lack of sleep. He stopped holding at the plant but instead grip his arm alongside with his shirt who was already dirty because of the mud in the bushes, trying to calm himself down but it just got worse.

His breathing was nearly blocking, suffocating his lungs. His eyes were widely opened, staring into nothing as tears were threatened to fall. It was all foggy and wuzzy around him as if he was in a fever dream. His head was spinning aggressively and eyes burned so much. But he still didn't move an inch, even if his body acted so strange, Clotted cream still looked at the ground as his legs gave up and nearly collapsed on the floor, his ribbon shivering uncontrollably.

It wasn't long before the ancients noticed him and rushed towards the young consul.

To be honest, Clotted cream didn't even flinch or react when he heard the voices of the three coming towards him and less when Pure vanilla tried to shook him from his trance, as if he wanted to completely shut off the world.

"Quick! What should we do???" Hollyberry asked, worried and unsure about the situation as the younger cookie didn't seemed to stop soon.

"I-I'll try to comfort him! .." Pure vanilla spoke over, trying to ease and calm down Clotted cream cookie. "Maybe you two should go, probably it's for the best from him to not feel crowded.." the healer suggested.

During all the small commotion, Dark cacao didn't talk or even opened his mouth. The king just looked the consul with a complex expression on his face. Did the lad spy on them? Or it wasn't intended but just pure coincidence that at the moment they've talked, he was here? To be honest, he didn't really wanted to ask, maybe it was for the better that Pure vanilla take care of Clotted cream than him.

He sighed and called Hollyberry to say that it was probably for the best to leave them alone. The queen was about to protest until she judged it was wiser and went away with her friends to their respective chambers while the third ancient heroe stroked the young consul and tried to ease him, like a parent comforting their child.

Soon, after some seconds that felt like an eternity, Clotted wasn't tensed anymore and breathed in and out normally but was probably extremely tired. Pure vanilla still worryingly looked at him, trying to see if there was any wounds that he created without noticing.

The healer sighed in relief. There were no severe wounds, only some marks but it wasn't bleeding so it was okay.

"Maybe I should lead him to his bedroom.." Pure vanilla cookie though and tried to find a solution to take him there until he heard someone running and heavy breathing that came closer along side with the sound of a sword clenching inside the scabbard.

[...]

Financier sighed as she put the plate of food with a cup of tea on the table, near clotted cream's bed where the consul still slept peacefully. She was glad, he didn't seemed on the edge now but still, the paladin knew that she needed to take care of him.

This never happened before.

Okay, maybe it happened before but it was never that severe. Financier knew that sometimes, when he was stressed or extremely scared, he would dig his nails into his whole arm and wouldn't stop until it started to bleed and that left marks from his shoulders to his arms. Sometimes, he completely shut off like having a lost look or not even breathing normally. When he did that, she was always there to calm him down but when she woke up in the middle of the night to drink water, she realized that he was gone and directly took her sword just in case as she hurried outside, fear rising.

It wasn't that surprising that she found her friend in the garden but it wasn't normal that Pure vanilla would held and reassure Clotted cream cookie and talk him softly like a child.

The healer agreed that he needed rest and so she took him and carried the consul to his bedroom and laid him on the bed as Pure vanilla prepared at least something to eat for him.

And all of it happened during midnight and 2am.

After seeing that everything was fine for now, she nearly threw herself on her bed and let out a heavy breath she didn't knew she held and closed her eyes. During those last days, everything was happening so fast and all at once, she didn't knew what caused Clotted cream to act this way this time but she would probably try to find out tomorrow (or after a few hours? She didn't knew anymore) because it wasn't very wise to ask him.

Let's just hope that in the morning, everything would be at ease.

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Let’s not be silly!...Mockingbird Lane.

When it came to Rob Zombie’s “The Munsters”, a often heard complaint was how silly it was. Of course, even when it was in first run, that was a complaint that Mad Magazine had about the original show, when they included it and the original Addams Family as television garbage. To be honest, it was a silly show, and for me, that’s part of it’s charm. They were based on the old Universal Horror films. People back then, didn’t find them silly, they found them terrifying. Even with “Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein”, one parent informed Universal she took her kids to see an Abbott Costello film as a comedy, and adding monsters to the film horrified her children. Back then, people took their movie monsters seriously! 

That’s the magic of television. The old monsters that once scared people on the big screen, weren’t as scary as what people had gone through in a world war, and police action in Korea. Also, the ever growing popularity of Television was hungry for material to serve a growing audience. Universal found this new media to be a perfect marketplace for their film library, since a diminishing movie theater audience would make rentals to theaters far less lucrative. Because of these showings on television, the monsters became less to be feared by audiences, and more like old friends to the kids. Model kits, soakies, masks, and magazines became increasingly popular with kids. So, with Monsters becoming more family friendly, 1964 was just about the right time for Universal to give us a series about a family of monsters. Something Animator Bob Clampet had tried to get off the ground in 1945, with a series about a family of monsters.

in all honesty, there was no way that this could be a serious show. The whole idea of a man constructed from dead people, a vampire who was involved in insane experiments using magic, a reanimated corpse having a werewolf son with a vampire, was just too silly to make a decent drama. However, put the same creative team that gave us the show “Leave it to Beaver”, with the comic talents of Fred Gwynne and Al Lewis, plus have Yvonne DeCarlo play the Vampire mother like Donna Reed, and of course that will be a comedy. Of course you wouldn’t take it as a serious drama. There’s no way anybody would attempt this seriously!

Well, go forward to 2012, and that is exactly what “Mockingbird Lane” was. An attempt to give more weight to what had been previously treated as lighthearted comedy. Bryan Fuller, who had produced some likable series, such as “Pushing Up Daisies” and “Dead Like Me”, thought it might be right to do a series about the family of monsters living in a creepy Victorian house, but jettison the silliness. This gave us “Mockingbird Lane”. The series never developed, but we did get a pilot that was broadcast. In this version, the Munsters are looking for a new home after Eddie ( Mason Cook), becomes a werewolf, and attacks the Scout troop he is part of. Since he becomes a werewolf, I have no idea how moving is going to fix things, since come the next full moon, he’s just going to attack again. So Marilyn (Charity Wakefield), finds a house for the family to live in. When the realtor points out that the house has been condemned, because it is the “Hobo Murder house”, because of all the bodies of the homeless that are there, Marilyn assures him that’s alright, because since their bodies are there, they’re no longer homeless. The family moves in, with spiders creating a lovely dress for Lily (Portia de Rossi), since she moved in au-natural, As the family becomes acquainted with their neighborhood, Grandpa (Eddie Izzard) feeds the neighbors cookies containing his blood, to insure their acceptance, A problem develops for Herman (Jerry O’Connell), as his heart is about to give out, as it is the only part of his that hasn’t been replace. Grandpa, ever resourceful, helps a guest to their home have an accident, which insures Herman has the needed replacement heart. It’s all so heart warming. This may be the most charming gathering of a family homicidal killers since “A Manson Family Christmas”.

So why was this only a pilot, and not a regular series? It had great production values, good performances from the performers, and the writing was good. Well, as good as it was, it really wasn't the Munsters.  NBC chief Robert Greenblatt said of their decision to pass on the series: "We just decided that it didn't hold together well enough to yield a series. It looked beautiful and original and creative, but it just all ultimately didn't come together... it just didn't ultimately creatively all work. We felt great about that cast, but we tried to make it not just a sitcom. We tried to make it an hour, which ultimately has more dramatic weight than a half-hour. It's hard to calibrate how much weirdness vs. supernatural vs. family story. I just think we didn’t get the mix right"

It might have worked better, if they had made a show about a supernatural family, that wasn't the Munsters. Eddie Izzard was great playing a ruthless Vampire, willing to kill to get what he wanted, but he wasn't Grandpa Munster to me, I also prefer Universal doing a Frankenstein Monster, that looks like the iconic character created by Jack Pierce. As good as Mockingbird Lane was, to me, it wasn’t “The Munsters” If more people had felt differently, maybe they could have gotten a more serious Munster show.