#cornelius = connie

[jacksprostate]

Wrapped up in Marge's arms, I'm always thinking of her as my mother. I think she knows this.

When she hiccups and cries her way through recounting how her husband left her as soon as she told him about the cancer, I speak up. I never speak up.

It's a good thing he left.

Marge, I hear the confusion and pain in her voice when she asks me, the woman she'd cried her life into every Monday night for the past two years, "Why would you say that?"

I say nothing. I'm still in her arms. She holds me closer, but it's angry. Her rage is a rare sight.

"Connie," she says. "Why would you say that? You know I had nothing. It ruined my life. Why would you say that?"

I say, when a man is the type to do that, it's better if he doesn't stay.

She holds me out at arm's length. I'm at the edge of Eden, original sin. Questioning the story I've been told, how could I forget. I can't take it back.

She says, "I had a newborn at the time. And a toddler. How could it be worse than being dumped on my own, no job, no savings, nothing?"

Accusing. I am insensitive. Unknowing. Foolish.

I say, I'm sorry. I've been stressed. I do not say anything about the nonexistent cancer.

When you say nothing, people always assume the worst. It's a cheap move.

Marge tucks me back into our hug, though, and I shudder.

"Where's your mother in all this? Is she here for you?" Marge asks, always caring. Even when I've hurt her. So I tell her.

My father kept a loaded pistol in his bedside drawer.

She says, "What?"

My mother, she'd said she'd finally worked up the courage to leave him, in a call to me the day before.

My father kept a loaded pistol in his bedside drawer. I found out she'd been shot dead from the police. I hung up before they said whether it was murder or suicide.

Marge says, "Oh." Loose around me, sails cut. I snuggle closer to her. Marge, my sun on a cool day.

She says, "I'm sorry." It's as useful as mine was.

I tell her, it's okay.

I feel like I stole a little of her honesty to try it out for myself.

It's my turn to cry now, but as always, Marge cries with me.

I hope it's relief. I think of my mother.

[hanjisungslag]

attack on titan headcanons #10

synopsis: how the characters react when you, their s/o, gets hurt. 🩹

characters involved: eren, mikasa, armin, jean, connie, sasha, reiner, bertolt, annie, levi, erwin and hange

notes: i am cooking up a storm, so watch out for that & also hit double digits!!

☆ eren jaeger

bro is INFURIATED

“WHO DID IT HUH?! ILL KILL THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS-”

oh.. you got injured in training? poor babyyy☹️

he’s super sweet and gentle with you.

if anyone tries to go near you though.. he’s super scared they’re gonna accidentally hurt you😭.

so he’s always at the edge of his seat ready to rescue you if needs be.

he gets all of your food, water, clothes, bandages etc.

then the nurses catch him doing it and have to YANK him off of you, once again.

☆ mikasa ackerman

so incredibly caring and concerned 🤍

she was the one who found you on the expedition with a broken leg

she refuses you to the hospital

lets the nurses do their jobs (thank god)

she really wants to be able to help nurse you back to health as well though..

she gives you the next best thing aka massages.

she literally comes in everyday and gives you 3 massages minimum a day

she’ll also sleep in the hospital with you most days.

☆ armin arlert

nothing less than an angel.

for however long you’re in the hospital, he’ll bring you flowers

in there for 3 weeks? new flowers every week.

in there for a week? new flowers every other day.

reads you books every night to help you sleep

sleeps there EVERY single night

always gives good morning and good night kisses

keeps you updated with what’s going on with everyone and training to make sure you don’t miss out.

makes sure to surprise you by bringing your friends there too!! it was a super sweet surprise.

when you’re sleeping, he goes around asking nurses if they need help😖.

☆ jean kirstein

UGH TERRIFIED FOR YOUUU

he has to hype himself up before going to see you in hospital because it just breaks his heart.

but being able to see you, hug you, know that you’re being taken care of makes him feel wayy better.

he’s just happy to see that you’re not too badly injured.

just a sprain from training!

he likes to draw things for you from the outside

or you guys draw together.

yk that cute game where one person draws a squiggle and the other person has to make into a drawing?

yeah, you guys do that. and it’s frickin adorbs😡

☆ connie springer

you went to do some late night training by yourself

and cornelius found you on the ground. in a lot of pain.

he rushed you to the first aid

fastest anyone has EVER seen that man run

you got cleaned up but had to take a break from training until you were better.

definitely tries to make you laugh all the time

even with your injury, he still wants to see you happy and smiling 🤍

☆ sasha braus

aw bless her cotton socks.

your injury wasn’t fatal enough to warrant a hospital stay

but the nurses said to stay home and rest up!

you had to take care of your scar

in her own time, sasha headed over to first aid to ask the nurses how to help you properly☹️.

you literally do not lift a finger!!

she does everything for you, like cleaning it up, wrapping it up etc.

and she’s really good at it and all…

☆ reiner braun

he’s like a scared little boy.

he’ll sit by your side and tell you it’s all okay

but when he’s alone.. HE GETS SO UPSET

sometimes he’ll take ‘bathroom breaks’ just to pull himself together because he hates seeing you in this state :(.

really affects his everyday life

but he hides it well.

BIGG celebrations as soon as you’re out of hospital

is literally like a servant, will get you everything and anything you want.

☆ bertolt hoover

GAH SO ANXIOUS!!

he bakes you cookies for being so brave☹️.

he stays with you all day long until the nurse finally tells him he has to go.

it breaks his heart leaving you but he gets up bright and bloody early to see you in the morning

like i’m talking the second the hospital opens up.

☆ annie leonhart

she’s not nervous,

your injury wasn’t fatal or anything.

she’ll still visit you, of course ;)

she also makes sure to tell you how brave you are

since you are scared of hospitals.

she’ll giggle at your wimpy-ness though.

like you were getting patched up and you were just like trying not to scream

and she was just standing there chuckling at you.

☆ levi ackerman

so so so scared, secretly.

he has lost one too many people

but to lose you? that would completely and utterly BREAK him.

it was a pretty gnarly injury as well…

which was rather terrifying for both you and him

but he’ll keep a cool persona around you.

if he’s unable to visit due to work, he’ll ring the hospital and asks how you are.

he’ll always make time to come see you though, no matter what!!

☆ erwin smith

he hears from his assistant that you’ve been put into hospital

he runs STRAIGHT over and makes sure to comfort you.

he’ll stay till dark when you’re asleep and pay the nurses a visit too

he asks them to take extra good care of you.

if he’s unable to see you, he makes sure to call you up every single day

or at least have SOMEONE come check on you.

☆ hange zoë

GAH!! FREAKS OUT!

hange has seen it all at this rate

but doesn’t seem to heavily affected.

they’ve never really had anyone close to them be extremely injured

they were sooo scared though :(.

it was really sad for everyone to see hange’s energy so low but

they couldn’t help it!!

all they could think about was their poor love in hospital :(.

when they’re around you though, they try to stay positive! and tells you all about their work to keep you both distracted.

[luvrrgirl444]

kill bill !: in which two musicians break up. they claim they hate eachother, but can’t seem to get the other out of their mind.

musician! connie springer x black! fem musican reader

smau + written

taglist is open!

profiles! 🦋

the hot girls | the dumbasses + ymir

chapters! 🦋

chapter 1: c***ie 🤢

chapter 2: hop off my dick

chapter 3: stupidest man on earth

chapter 4: i ❤️ crazy women

chapter 5: exchange

chapter 6: men deserve death

chapter 7: city girls up

chapter 8: bitch say she love me

chapter 9: sassy man apocalypse

chapter 10: done for

chapter 11: bye cornelius

chapter 12: jeanie

chapter 13: jumpscare warning

chapter 14: genius

chapter 15: chat i miss her so bad

chapter 16: unblock me?

chapter 17: i need a stunna girl

chapter 18: birthday boy

chapter 19: shits crazy

chapter 20: i plead the fifth

chapter 21: proud of u gang

chapter 22: war is over

taglist! <3 @lovelytayy @cyberkitty1 @sqlty @cr0quis @koreluvsspring @asp7n @lottiematthewsceo @shidousmainluvr @idontknowwhatnametochoosee @drugzforyou @astrokatsuki @crvzy-fujoshi @ncentic @ilyconnie @stellartoi @bubbabobabubbles @tee4str @magalimachete @10honeybee01 @dazaisfavgf @sheluvzeren @magalimachete @underatedwife @keondraaaa @violenthots

[justangortchansblog]

Romcom idea: Cornelius "Connie" Springer, a clumsy police officer and his friend - (perhaps to) gf, Alexandra "Sasha" Braus, a food enthusiast youtuber

[ginger-grimm]

OC HALLOWEEN CHALLENGE 2024

Day 9: Literature AU

Renee Booth in Final Girls by Riley Sager

Renee spent a weekend in a cottage ten years ago with her friends. By the end of the weekend, they were all dead. Massacred. Nowadays, Renee is considered a "Final Girl" in the media, one of three, to be exact. But Renee does not revel in this. Her life is a mess and the only two people she can seem to trust are her boyfriend Tristan and the cop who saved her way back in the day. She cannot remember what happened that night. When she finds out one of the other Final Girls killed herself, it throws her for a loop. And when the other Final Girl shows up at her doorstep to make her remember what happened at the cottage that night, Renee doesn't know what to do or think.

Connie Vogel in Home Before Dark by Riley Sager

When Connie was only four years old, her father moved the family into a new house, a supposedly haunted house, as her enraged mother would soon find out. They only lived there for a few weeks before leaving in the middle of the night and never returning. Twenty-something years later, her parents are long divorced and her father's just passed...without ever letting her know what really happened that night. All she has to go by is the book her father wrote after the experience, a book she knows is full of lies. After her father's death, Connie returns to the house to get it ready for sale...and to try and find out the truth while she's there.

Carmen Flores in Survive The Night by Riley Sager

Carmen just wants to go home. After her best friend was violently murdered and Carmen has been unable to identify the killer due to her ongoing hallucinations, she feels guilty enough to throw it all away and go home to her grandmother. But with the semester not being over for Christmas break and no one being able to give her a ride, she has to rely on a stranger to get her home. It's all fine enough initially, her and Cornelius hitting it off on the long drive. But soon enough, Carmen begins to suspect she might be sitting next to a serial killer...

x, x, x

TAGLIST: @eddysocs @ocs-supporting-ocs @foxesandmagic @veetlegeuse @decennia @hiddenqveendom @arrthurpendragon @luucypevensie @nikosasaki @noratilney @wordspin-shares @oneirataxia-girl @endless-oc-creations @stelstellakidd @andromedalestrange @far-shores @daughter-of-melpomene @bibaybe

[marcmarcmomarc]

Once Upon a Pixar

In honor of Once Upon a Studio turning one year old

EXT. THE STEVE JOBS BUILDING - EARLY EVENING

The Adventures of André and Wally B.

André

Wally B.

Luxo Jr.

Luxo Jr.

Luxo Sr.

Red’s Dream

Lumpy

Red

Tin Toy

Tinny

Gumbo

Flip ‘n Beth

Ace

Clocky

Spot

Zoo Train

Chrome Dome

Rallye Guy

Fire Hydrant

Helicopter Sheep

Toypot

Frodo

Bouncy

Eben’s Car

Les

RenderMan

Knick Knack

Knick

Sunny Miami

Sunny Florida

Sunny Egypt

Sunny Jamaica

Sunny Palm Springs

Sunny Isreal

Surf Death Valley

Sunny Atlantis

Toy Story (Toys)

Woody

Buzz Lightyear

Jessie

Mr. Potato Head

Slinky Dog

Rex

Hamm

Bo Peep

Mrs. Potato Head

Bullseye

Mr. Pricklepants

Dolly

Trixie

Buttercup

Chuckles

Stinky Pete

Barbie

Ken

Lots-o-Huggin’ Bear

Big Baby

Twitch

Stretch

Chunk

Sparks

Chatter Telephone

Bookworm

Peas-in-a-Pod

Forky

Giggle McDimples

Ducky

Bunny

Duke Caboom

Gabby Gabby

The Dummies

Billy, Goat, and Gruff

Toy Story (Human side)

Andy Davis

Mrs. Davis

Molly Davis

Sid Phillips

Hannah Phillips

Bonnie Anderson

Bonnie’s Mom

Bonnie’s Dad

Buster

Scud

Geri’s Game

Geri

A Bug’s Life

Flik

Hopper

Princess Atta

Princess Dot

The Queen

Molt

Slim

Heimlich

Francis

Manny

Gypsy

Rosie

Tuck

Roll

P.T. Flea

Dim

Mr. Soil

Dr. Flora

Thorny

Cornelius

Thumper

Aphie

For the Birds

Bluebird Flock

Gawky Bird

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

Commander Nebula

Mira Nova

XR

Booster

Warp Darkmatter

Gravitina

N0S-4-A2

XL

Monsters, Inc.

James P. Sullivan

Mike Wazowski

Boo

Celia Mae

Randall Boggs

Henry J. Waternoose

Johnny Worthington

Scott “Squishy” Squibbles

Don Carlton

Terri and Terry Perry

Art

Tylor Tuskman

Val Little

Fritz

Katherine “Cutter” Sterns

Duncan P. Anderson

Roz

Yeti

Jeff Fungus

Banana Bread

Roger Rogers

Suzy “Sunny” Sunshine

Finding Nemo

Marlin

Dory

Nemo

Hank

Boundin’

Jackalope

Lamb

The Incredibles

Bob Parr

Helen Parr

Violet Parr

Dashiell Parr

Jack-Jack Parr

Lucius Best

Edna Mode (E)

Buddy Pine

Winston Deavor

Evelyn Deavor

Mirage

Rick Dicker

Voyd

One Man Band

Bass

Treble

Tippy

THX

Tex

Cars

Lightning McQueen

Tow Mater

Cruz Ramirez

Lifted

Stu

Mr. B

Ratatouille

Remy

Alfredo Linguini

Chef Skinner

Colette Tatou

Django

Emile

Anton Ego

Presto

Presto DiGiotagione

Alec Azam

WALL-E

WALL-E

EVE

Captain B. McCrea

John

Mary

M-O

The Defective Robots

Hal the Cockroach

Partly Cloudy

Gus

Peck

Up

Carl Fredricksen

Russell

Dug

Charles Muntz

Alpha

Beta

Gamma

Kevin

Kevin’s Babies

Day & Night

Day

Night

La Luna

Bambino

Papà

Nonno

Brave

Merida

Elinor

Fergus

Hamish

Hupert

Harris

Fergus’ Dogs

Angus

The Witch

Maudie

Lord MacGuffin

Lord Macintosh

Lord Dingwall

Young MacGuffin

Young Macintosh

Wee Dingwall

The Witch’s Crow

Conan the Clan Dingwall Hunk

The Blue Umbrella

Blue

Red

Lava

Uka

Lele

Inside Out (Mindscape)

Joy

Sadness

Anger

Fear

Disgust

Anxiety

Envy

Ennui

Embarrassment

Nostalgia

Inside Out (Humans)

Riley Andersen

Jill Andersen

Bill Andersen

Grace Hsieh

Bree Young

Valentina Ortiz

Fire Hawk Dani

Fire Hawk Ally

Fire Hawk Sofia

Fire Hawk Nour

Coach Roberts

Sanjay’s Super Team

Sanjay

Sanjay’s Father

Hanuman

Durga

Vishnu

The Good Dinosaur

Arlo

Spot

Henry

Ida

Buck

Libby

Nash

Ramsey

Butch

Thunderclap

Downpour

Coldfront

Frostbite

Windgust

Bubbha

Lurleane

Pervis

Earl

Forrest Woodbush

Fury

Destructor

Dream Crusher

Debbie

Piper

Piper

Lou

Lou

J.J.

Coco (Land of the Living)

Miguel Rivera

Dante

Abuelita Elena Rivera

Enrique Rivera (Papá)

Luisa Rivera (Mamá)

Tío Berto Rivera

Tía Carmen Rivera

Tía Gloria Rivera

Abuelito Franco Rivera

Abel Rivera

Rosa Rivera

Socorro Rivera

Benny Rivera

Manny Rivera

Coco (Land of the Dead)

Papá Héctor Rivera

Ernesto de la Cruz

Mamá Imelda Rivera

Pepita

Mamá Coco Rivera

Papá Julio Rivera

Tía Rosita Rivera

Tía Victoria Rivera

Tío Óscar Rivera

Tío Felipe Rivera

Bao

Mom

Son

Dad

Cindy

Purl

Purl

Lacy

Office Bros.

Office Ladies

Kitbull

Kitbull

Dog

Smash and Grab

Smash

Grab

Float

Father

Son

Wind

Ellis

Ellis’ Grandma

Onward

Ian Lightfoot

Barley Lightfoot

Laurel Lightfoot

Corey

Colt Bronco

Blazey

Soul (Living World)

Joe Gardener

Libba Gardener

Dez

Curley

Dorothea Williams

Connie

Soul (The Great Before)

22

Moonwind

Terry

Counselor Jerry A

Counselor Jerry B

Loop

Renee

Marcus

Out

Greg

Jim

Manuel

Greg’s Parents

Gigi

Luca

Luca Paguro

Alberto Scorfano

Giulia Marcovaldo

Ercole Visconti

Massimo Marcovaldo

Daniela Paguro

Lorenzo Paguro

Grandma Libera Paguro

Ciccio

Guido

Machiavelli

Nona

Nona

Renee

Twenty-Something

Gia

Nicole

Turning Red

Meilin Lee

Miriam Mendelsohn

Abby Park

Priya Mangal

Tyler Nguyen-Baker

Ming Lee

Jin Lee

Grandma Wu Lee

Auntie Chen

Lily

Helen

Auntie Ping

Mr. Gao

4*Town

Lightyear

Izzy Hawthorne

Sox

Mo Morrison

Darby Steel

Commander Burnside

Alisha Hawthorne

Kiko Hawthorne

Elemental

Ember Lumen

Wade Ripple

Bernie Lumen

Cinder Lumen

Gale Cumulus

Fern Grouchwood

Clod

Brook Ripple

Harold Ripple

Alan Ripple

Lake Ripple

Eddy Ripple

Marco Ripple

Polo Ripple

Ghibli

Flarrietta

Flarry

Self

Self

Win or Lose

Coach Dan

Vanessa

Rochelle

Elio

Elio Solis

Elio’s Aunt

Ambassador Questa

Ambassador Grigon

Hoppers

Mabel

King George

———————————————————————————-

Notes

Everybody is all smiles for the group picture, from heroes to villains and everything in-between. Even characters who were otherwise sticks in the mud like Hank genuinely smile for the picture. Villains such as Muntz, de la Cruz, Lotso, Thunderclap and his gang, Syndrome, Evelyn, Randall, Waternoose, Hopper, Skinner, and Ercole, as much of evil psychopaths they were, are seen tenderly and respectfully singing along. Even Sid, who was a massive bully to Hannah, is seen giving her a kind brotherly embrace. Also, most movies’ main cast seem to be cramped together. Even the villains stand near their respective heroes, everyone in a healthy relationship with their families and loved ones are tenderly holding each other close, and many of the larger characters offer their bodies for the smaller ones.

Forky, Heimlich, Dory, Jack-Jack, Mater, WALL-E, and one of the triplets wave at the camera.

Dim and Wee Dingwall give the camera dopey smiles.

The egg-shaped bluebirds and the gawky bird stand perched above the entrance. The bluebirds are happy to have the gawky bird with them, a far cry from how they treated him in their short.

Sulley carries Boo tenderly in his arms. Helen does the same to Jack-Jack, as do Presto with Alec, Carl and Russell with Kevin’s babies, Elinor and Fergus with their triplet sons, Embarrassment with Envy, Massimo with Machiavelli, and Izzy with Sox.

Terri attempts to dance before his other half stops him.

Hank carries Marlin, Dory, and Nemo in a coffee pot.

Voyd and Abby giddily bounce in place, clearly the most excited for the photo.

Linguini carries Remy while Colette holds Django and Emile.

WALL-E and EVE hold the umbrellas from The Blue Umbrella.

HAN-S still can’t stay still, shaking aggressively as the photo is taken.

Kevin and her babies take the time to mimic Carl once again.

Maudie and the Clan Dingwall hunk share a loving look.

Young Macintosh flexes his pecs while giving the camera a cocky smile, the same type of smile given by characters like Terry, Darby, and Clod.

The Witch has her Crow standing perched on her shoulder.

Being stationary volcanoes, Uka and Lele are unable to leave their photo. Thankfully, they have Thunderclap and his gang to hold it so they can be in the group picture.

Nostalgia sticks her head out from behind Embarrassment, clearly hiding from the other emotions.

Riley, Grace, and Bree all carry Knick together while Riley’s parents carry the Miami and Florida knick knacks, Val and the Fire Hawks carry the Egypt, Jamaica, Palm Springs, Israel, and Death Valley knick knacks, and Coach Roberts carries Sunny Atlantis in her fish bowl.

Cindy, Son’s fiancée, winks at the camera as the photo is taken.

Machiavelli gives the camera his standard bored look.

Mei has her red hair, panda ears, and panda tail, continuing to embrace her panda.

Aaron Z gives the camera a thumbs up while Tae Young makes a heart with his hands.

Izzy gives Sox a neck scratch.

Alisha and Kiko’s inclusion also counts due to their backlash following the movie’s release.

[weirdestcornelius]

Uhm. So. Here are the identities for my Sparklecare rewrite. I've been thinking of em a while. There's also some name changes because why not. Connie's and Jays allotpuns are "constant coughs" and "endless Fortune" respectively

I added emojis purely so it wouldn't be walls of text, and I also adopted some others' headcanons!

🧪 Barium Erry Ill - trans man (He/Him) - bisexual and touch repulsed 🧪

🦄 Uni "Socks" Cornelius - Transfem nonbinary (She/Pup/Any) - aegosexual and Omniromantic with a preference for men/masc leaning 🦄

📎 Constance "Connie" Coughs - Butch Non-binary (She/They) - Mspec Lesbian 📎

✏️ Jay E.L (Eddie Lee) Fortune - Non binary (They/Them) - bisexual ✏️

🍂 Hemera Olle Philly - Non-binary (She/He/Stem) - Aromantic and Asexual 🍂

And the staff!

✨ Rem Elle Dies or "Officer Dies" - Trans woman (She/Her) - Lesbian ✨

🐛 Doom Mood Mood Doom or "Nurse Mood" - Trans woman (She/Her) - Lesbian 🐛

💀 Mood Doom Doom Mood or "Nurse Doom" - Intersex transmasc nonbinary (He/They/Skull) - Demiromantic and bisexual 💀

🍰 Boxa Caken Funfetti or "Doctor Funfetti" - genderqueer (He/She/They) - pansexual 🍰

❤️ Lovella Puppy or "Doctor Puppy" - Lovegender (She/Loves) - questioning but overall doesn't want a sexuality label ❤️

🙂 Party Ytrap Ytrap Party or "Doctor Party" - Masc non-binary (They/He) - Gay 🙂

🎊 Lee Piñata Heere or "Nurse Piñata" - Trans Man (He/Him) - Demisexual Biromantic 🎊

☀️ Wockyn Ann Sunshine or "Doctor Sunshine" - Non-Binary - doesn't care for sexuality labels ☀️

🌈 Herti Nya or "Doctor Nya" - Non-Binary woman (She/It) - Asexual Lesbian 🌈

💘 Cuttling "Cuttle" Falfee-Ling Cuddles or "Doctor Cuddles" - Transmasc (He/Him) - Omnisexual with a slight preference for women/fem leaning 💘

[karolinarodrigueswrites]

Grim Congregation - Now everyone has names!

The Demon - Adder (a new name picked by Connie as part of their pact; real name never revealed because a demon's true name can be used to control it); not your average evil! Was once an angel.

The Human Vessel, "special effects guy" - Cornelius Hayles, 47yrs old. Show name: Connie.

The Holy Dove - Dove. Yeah. Just that.

The Demon Worshipper - Alexia Malis, 26yrs old. Show name: Lexi.

The Hellhound - Vicky.

The Devout Catholic - Helen Moore, 24yrs old. Show name: Nellie.

The Actor - Duke Dawson; 22yrs old. Show name: Milo.

The Medium - Augusta Edwards, 61yrs old. Show name: Lady Ed.

The Tech-Prop Guy - Dominique Brown, 27yrs old. Show name: Jamal (he's one of the two who picked his own "show name", the rest was handed out by Milo).

The "Muscle" - Jiahao "Jim" Erskine, 24yrs old.

Camera Guy 1 - Sun Archer (for real, his parents were weird), 27yrs old. Show name: Apollo (Sun told Milo to take a guess at what name his parents were trying to subtly hint at. Milo guessed it in one go.)

Shark Plushie - Eustace 1 (or whatever number; the plushies get destroyed a lot)

Camera Gal: Daisy Graham, 25yrs old. Show name: Glimmer.

Camera Guy 2 - Florian Nowak, 28yrs old. Show name: Flower Boy.

The Boss, responsible for turning the footage of the ghost hunts into something that resembles a fictional webseries - Guadalupe Torres, 43yrs old. Show name: Lupita.

[potofstewie]

Peripheral

"When you see something just beyond your peripheral vision, you may be inclined to take a closer look. But it’s also best not to do so."

Caution: Paranoia, constant eye rubbing, she/her reader

W/C: 1.4k

Beings: Connie x ██████████

“Okay man, seriously, stop rubbing your eye. You’re gonna get a headache or some shit.” In between chews from her messy hamburger, Sasha chastised Connie as he rubbed his eye for the umpteenth time that night. Tonight was the weekly Saturday hangout that Connie, Sasha and Jean held at the local diner. They’ve had this tradition since graduating high school and they solemnly swore that they would do their best to uphold such a tradition; even going so far as to keep it between the three of them and not inviting their other friends.

 Pushing Connie’s hand away from the troubled eye, Jean put down his soda. “That is disgusting, Connie. Did you even wash your hands before doing that?” The murky yellow light hanging above their booth flickered, prompting another harsh eye rub from Connie. Exasperated sighs left the mouths of his friends as he continued. 

“Don’t look if you’re so disgusted then, the fuck. Last I checked, it isn’t your eye.” Connie snapped, grunting at his failed attempt at soothing his irritated eye. “Shit’s been bothering me since last Saturday and it hurts like a bitch. It hurts a little less when I look forward but I can’t see out of the corner of my eye.” He explained, moving his plate of fries closer to him and away from a particular greedy hand. 

“You should seriously see a doctor about that.” Jean advised with Sasha nodding in agreement.

“And how can you not see out of your peripheral? Isn’t that like- bad for driving?” 

Connie sighed in annoyance as he gave up his futile efforts, eye red as it repeatedly tried to blink away the dark spots. “It’s hard to explain like- I know I can see out of the corner of my eye, but it’s like something is blocking my view. All I see is like a dark blurry spot that’s right at the edge of my eyesight.” Ice cold Sprite zipped up his straw as Connie lubricated his mouth before continuing. “And I know that there’s something there, I can feel it in my bones. I just can’t focus on it enough to make it out.” 

Silence engulfed his bewildered friends as they exchanged worried and confused looks between themselves. “Conrad..Cornelius..Cornball, that is freakishly weird and you need to see an eye doctor pronto.” Reaffirming Jean’s advice, Sasha folded her arms. “Maybe you’re going blind or you have that eye thing that makes it difficult to see headlights at night.” 

“Cataract.” Connie interrupted. 

“Astigmatism, dumbass.” Jean corrected, looking down at his phone that had lit up with an incoming phone call. Just by his eagerness to get up and take it, both Connie and Sasha knew who it was. “Look, just go to a doctor, maybe there’s something stuck in your eye or whatever. I gotta go, later.” Rushing both his words and his body, Jean took off from the booth to the front  door, eager to hear what his crush had to say. Sighing, Connie continued to rub his eye. 

“Dude! Quit it already!” Sasha cried out, even she was at her limit with his troubled eye. “Just put your cup on it or something, ice it!” Connie ignored her words, temporarily stopping his eye rubbing to try and see from the corner of his eye. Concentrating on the dark spot, Connie blinked a couple of times; a tactic that proved futile for the past week. But after a few more blinks and another eye rub, the dark spot seemed to take up less space in his sight. From the corner of his eye, he could finally see some of the booths that stood empty behind him, the dark spot somewhat covering them. 

“Hey, I think my eyesight is getting better!” Connie stated, barely hidden glee laced in his voice. Sasha let out a small gasp of excitement, her hand buried in Jean’s forgotten basket of fries. 

“Really? Then maybe it was just an eyelash or some lint!” 

Grunting softly in agreement, Connie blinked and rubbed his eye some more, his morale raising with each blink. A few more blinks and he could see the booths more clearly, however the dark spot was still there but smaller. Focusing on the spot, Connie could feel that something was wrong. It felt as if someone, no, something was staring at him with total malice. It was as if he was ignorant prey being watched by a skilled and bloodthirsty hunter. Shaking off the feeling of dread, Connie continued to focus on the spot. 

As he focused, the spot took on a more cleaner appearance; the edges no longer blurry but sharper. To the imagination it looked as if someone was sitting at the booth behind him. Blinking a few times more, the spot still remained dark, however now it appeared to have eyes. And they were staring right back at him. The spot-now-turned-figure gazed at him with soulless eyes, no mouth or nose to be seen. Connie couldn’t tell if it was looking at him or through him. Whatever it was, it rattled him so much that he finally broke eye contact and moved his sight back to his friend Sasha who was busy playing on her phone. 

Nervously sipping on his soda, Connie couldn’t help but feel the eyes on him. It was as if it was watching his every move, calculating his actions, waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike. As the buzz from the nearby guests and servers grew louder in his ears, Connie swore he heard the figure get up from its seat and make its way towards him. Its foot falls sounded heeled which made him release a nervous chuckle. A ghost with high heels? Yeah, right. Now focusing his sight on the table, he wondered if what he saw was actually some sort of ghost or an actual patreon of the diner just trying to leave after a night out. Sighing in contempt at his rude assumptions, Connie raised his gaze to the aisle next to him; gray eyes meeting with large, black, pupil-less ones with the hints of white barely visible. 

A shudder jolted from his body as the figure was mere inches from his face; breath fanning his face. As he absorbed the figure’s features, it was as if time slowed down. The creature seemed interested in him, an inhumanly large smile of delight plastered on its face. A soft, high pitched groan hissed out of the creature’s throat as it continued to watch him. It had felt as if the temperature within the room dropped by 40 degrees. Connie wouldn’t be shocked if he could see his breath. 

After a few pensive seconds, the creature’s eyes shifted towards Sasha who still didn’t see or sense what was going on. With fear, Connie’s eyes followed the creature's gaze, praying that his friend would just look up and notice him. Alas, his prayers were heard as Sasha put her phone down with a sigh, her own eyes meeting his with boredom that quickly morphed into puzzlement. 

“Uhh, Connie? Why are you staring at me?” She asked slowly, observing the fear laced within her friend’s face. Connie silently and slowly looked back to the aisle next to him, expecting to see the creature. A long held breath that he didn’t know he had flew out of Connie. Heaving for more air, Connie’s eyes began to scan the faces surrounding his booth, trying to locate the creature. 

“You..you didn’t see it?” He asked, panting. 

“See what?” Sasha inquired innocently. “I was too busy texting Historia.” 

“The..the..” Before Connie could give his answer, his words died out as his eyes watched the front door of the diner. A woman in a black mini dress walked out the door confidently, an aura of sexiness emitting from her. Connie watched through the window as she walked down the street, catching the eyes of all passersby. While everyone else felt a twinge of lust from looking at her, Connie could only feel primal fear. He watched quietly as the woman stopped in front of the window, one step away from leaving his view. She turned towards the diner, looking inside and smiling. As she raised a manicured hand and waved, Connie knew she was looking straight at him; her stare and smile holding sinister happiness. 

Blinking a few times, Connie now looked at the window which was now devoided of the woman. Sitting back in his seat in disbelief, Connie couldn’t help but feel both relief and guilt. Why guilt? He wasn’t so sure. But something told him that he was responsible for whatever would happen that night.

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[incaensio]

setting : on the way to the museum, after the interviews with : coriolanus snow @fatefought

kiran suggests they go together on his own lift to the museum with some other gamemakers, but constantinus has an excuse on the tip of his tongue; it is delivered with an apologetic crinkle of the eyes and a salute as means to say see you soon before hurrying to the exit, where the presidential car awaits. he catches the president and the first lady just before she takes the last step, and with a kiss to his grandmother's hand, then her cheek, connie announces he will be joining his grandparents that night because he just hasn't gotten enough of them between his run from the gamemaker seats to the presidential ones. so he scoots in, comfortably between his grandparents.

"grandsire." coriolanus snow receives a bright smile, as if connie is still that nine year old who's star-struck by a man so imposing like the president (his father always made for poor comparison; cornelius snow only gave his only child the time of the day to drag him around by the neckline like a dog, or to whimper his apologies with glazed eyes); a kiss comes too, to the cheek, still like that good natured boy but constantinus pulls himself away quicker than he had with is grandmother. his grandfather smells of death — the same putrid scent from nadia's mouth as he tried and tried to get her to breathe, to no avail (it surprises him everyday that he withstands this; a weaker person may have succumbed to the never stopping anger, but he is cold. he is a snow, after all, and knows he must bide his time, even if he loathes to kiss and pander to a murderer).

the driver takes off, guiding them to the museum; there will be some extra traffic tonight, with all the extra cars around the city going to the same place, and constantinus sucks on his teeth, his annoyance at caesar flickerman the only thing unconcealed in this car from his part. "did you like the scores this year, grandpa?" he queries, casually, as if he's not truly asking the president if he's decided to rig things this year (sometimes, gamemakers have to yield; usually, that's not disclosed between them all, only plutarch would know, but connie knows that some of those scores were not the ones he voted on).

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[thewolfisawake]

Hmmmmmm

Cornelius does dislike wine, but it’s not his drink of choice.

Has Kristen gotten a mystery bingo at last?

"But that's not liking it either, Connie," he complained, "but while it doesn't help your bingo, I think you have a fun laugh. And that you absolutely have dumbass energy."

[twistedthings]

𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖊𝖘.

* = bio completed

Broderick Elwood, 26-30, bisexual, construction worker, fc: Drew Starkey.

Christian Byrne, 36-40, bisexual, medical doctor, fc: Aidan Turner.

Cornelius "Connie" Darrow, 28-32, bisexual, mechanic, fc: Josh Hutcherson*

Devon "Devo" Aguilar, 31-35, bisexual, cook, fc: Tommy Martinez.

Drusilla Ward, 24-28, pansexual, ???, fc: Ella Purnell.

Elliot Lewis, 32-36, pansexual, professor, fc: Oliver Jackson-Cohen*

Eliora Slater, 26-30, bisexual, senators daughter, fc: Halston Sage.*

Emerald "Remy" Harris, 29-33, bisexual, dancer/roller rink owner, fc: Logan Browning.

Erica Burgos, 27-31, bisexual, private detective, fc: Adria Arjona.*

Han-Jae "Han" Seung, 29-33, pansexual, mafia prince, fc: Charles Melton

Hernando "Henry" Estrada, 40-44, bisexual, author/newspaper editor, fc: Oscar Isaac.

Jeremy Stenson, 36-42, pansexual, detective (serial killer), fc: Chris Evans. *

Jessia "Jessi" Davies, 22-26, bisexual, psychology student/empath, fc: Sydney Sweeney.

Judith " Jude" Lester, 23-27, bisexual, assassin, fc: Kat McNamara. 

Kaleb "Kale" Pendusky, 35-39, pansexual, investigative reporter, fc: Andrew Garfield. *

Lauren "Ren" Hyde, 24-28, bisexual, bartender, fc: Danielle Campbell.

Marley "Mars" Abrams, 26-30, bisexual, nurse, fc: Alycia Debnam Carey.

Michael "Mikey" Palmer, 27-31, bisexual, photographer, fc: Joe Keery. 

Missa Shen, 26-30, omnisexual, painter/artist, fc: Havana Rose Liu.

Raven Mason, 29-33, bisexual, model, fc: Laura Harrier.

Samuel Carmichael, 36-40, pansexual, architect/embezzler/con-artist, fc: Charlie Cox.

Tracy "Tray" Powell, 27-31, lesbian, tech support/alien & paranormal hunter, fc: Chloe Bennet*

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Character Info

Here’s all the changes I’ve made to the characters! Some will be left out simply because I couldn’t think of anything to change. Under the cut:

Cometcule

Uni Sock Cornelius: Transfem queer demisexual. She/he/pup. Pretend that Uni didn’t gouge her eyes out and instead got hyphema and blurry vision from the attempt. She Had had top surgery, but doesn’t desire bottom surgery or voice trains since she is not dysphoric about her voice. Doesn’t take estrogen. She wears her beard with pride.

Doom Mood: Libramasculine intersex (PCOS), bisexual, he/they/skull. Doom takes medication for his hormonal imbalances and T because it gives him euphoria.

Polaris Dee (polarity): Maverique. Diamoric bisexual. He/she/they/it. Still uses a cane to help her walk since her feet were literally sewn on wrong and back on again. His TUC treatment had the side effect of the loss of pigmentation, so now she has white fur. I headcanon TUC as a foodborne illness that lowers the person’s body temperature, low enough for cultivation, but not low enough to kill the afflicted.

Barium “Barry” Ill: trans man. heteroflexible. He/him. Doesn’t take testosterone because of his immunodeficiency, plus he has no bottom dysphoria.

Children (that I care about)

Marco “Marca” Polo Dee: trans man. Homosexual. He/him. Allotpuns are “Marco Polo,” “code,” and “markup” because of a mispronunciation of his name by Cream as a toddler. Sort of protective of cream in a big brother way. He doesnt desire top surgery but he has been taking testosterone.

“Creamie” D. Cornelius: cis lesbian. She/her. she doesn’t answer to anything else other than the nickname. She doesn’t even answer to her actual name. it’s been 10 years since she’s decided she wanted to be called that. she’s even thinking of changing it to her legal name

Outside Relationships

Constance “Connie” Coughs: genderqueer. femaric. She/it. I might’ve stolen the name from flickercare lol. It takes testosterone for fun and because the hairrr gives it euphoria.!! no top surgery fuck you. She lives with the main 4 and is qpps with Uni.

Hemera Ophelia: The same. Except she/bloom and she uses no label for her gender

[sailorspica]

is connie’s real name actually cornelius or is that a meme 😭😭😭😭

meme bud im sorry, i like to pretend it's constance personally 🥲