#corn???? just a lot of corn??
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I'm from the west coast, most of the us just don't exist to me 😭😭
#like i've been to the south (got family there ayyy) and the east coast#and nevada texas florida uhhh.....#sorry the rest ain't real#especially the middle states idk what's out there but there's no mountains or ocean and that scares me#corn???? just a lot of corn??#i can't#middle america is some haunted ass shit
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Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.
#Fear and Hunger#D'arce Cataliss#Cahara#Ragnvaldr#Enki Ankarian#Unlike Dungeon Meshi - I cannot in good faith recommend this game to a broad audience.#My background with F&H goes as follows: I am hanging out with a friend. He says “hey try this game I've been playing.” I say “Okay!”#I have never heard of this game. I pick the mercenary. I go through 5 min of character history and background. I am mauled to death by dogs#It took me 4 resets to even get in the dungeon. But I finally get there. I am caught by a guard. He cuts off all but one of my limbs#I am forced to crawl around in a blood and corpse pit until the game tells me 'give up idiot'.#I reset. I am mauled by dogs again. I realize this is not for me but I am intrigued enough to go home and watch some playthroughs#And WOW what an interesting game it is! I really do appreciate games that blend their design philosophy with the theme it wants to set#This is a game about fear and hunger. And persevering. And penis (my god is there a lot of penis)#I recommend this to people who like extremely challenging games and can handle the many *content warnings* within this series#If the idea of Bloodborne/eldenring and undertale having a little RPG maker baby sounds appealing to you - give it a shot#It's made by ONE GUY and it's a great horror game. I am just really bad at it.#My friends just enjoy putting me in situations where I scream and yell. We don't talk about the corn mazes. Or the other horror game nights#Apparently I'm funny when I'm Scared!#As people who follow me on twitter might know; I am deep in the pits of this series right now. I will be back with more art.
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10 Stephen King Movies To Consider For October/Halloween
#Horror#Filmedit#Horroredit#Stephen King#Carrie#Children Of The Corn#Christine#Creepshow#Cujo#IT#Misery#Pet Sematary#Salem's Lot#Sleepwalkers#CHB#10 Movies To Consider#I am not saying that these are the best or that they are my favorites.#Just 10 movies that I think are worth watching for the season.#Yes I know this list doesn't have The Shining#No I didn't forget it#If you complain about it you owe me $2.17 to get unblocked.
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I guess you could say that he's becoming a better person. or maybe a worse vampire.
(oh and @cristalviper 's GiGi finally makes his appearance. Theyre karaoke buddies ofc)
EDIT: i forgot the fun fact of the post ok fun fact: corn hasnt drank from a living being in 73 days here. (yes paolo rocca was his last victim)
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Dear Ioanna. I'm sorry for not texting ...or calling ...or leaving a note. But I'm not sorry for leaving. I hope you're okay and you're not worrying about me. I think you'll be suprised to hear I'm doing quite well. I have made friends, I think? I hope. I even went on a date, can you believe that? I got a job and my boss gave me a place to stay. He says I won't be hunted anymore. I think you'd like him. I miss you. But I hope you understand why that kid is never coming back. Love from your monster son, Corn.
#dont look at the editing too close ok ok#ok now im just gonna play his save for a bit to actually make progress#ts4#the sims 4#ts4 gameplay#corn gp#cornelius kidney#corn: friend of the world#corn: public enemy#jaimie by sojutrait#gigi by cristalviper#berrie by buttertrait#jackson by puppycheesecake#ioanna diehl#jacques villareal#sweats that was a lot of tags
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everyone say hello to corn dog my new son
#i drew a lot of mechs for lancer / beam saber campaign but im waiting until more of them are introduced to post them#corn dog has not been introduced he js just the worlds most perfect animal#beam saber#lancer#ttrpg#my art#afi
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Poptart the palmetto corn snake (Pantherophis guttatus)
#palmetto#corn snake#pantherophis guttatus#reptile#snake#colubrid#color mutation#selective breeding#technically this is not selectively bred in terms of people making the color by combining genes#a wild snake was found like this#this is my snake I just wanted to share tbh#my beautiful baby worm#also I think this technically piebald just really extreme and weird#so I’ll tag#piebald#just in case#she is over a year old and still has a lot of growing to do#poptart
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I feel bad for Starlo. (pt. 7)
Staroba is... not my cup of tea.
Still can't get over the fact Ceroba showed so little empathy for Star. It becomes even worse when you remember she started lecturing him ALL while wanting to take Clover's soul herself and lied to his face just so she could later betray the kid. At least Star tried to fix things. She started digging deeper and deeper into her plan and in the end got forgiven really easily.
I keep thinking Ceroba sees Starlo as a childish little bro or smth and even mentions how the reason she chose Chujin was because he was "mature." Yeah he WAS more serious in terms of personality but everyone's different. Chujin wasn't morally perfect anyway
'Back when I was a naive kid, kinda like you' and 'hey, it's science. your brain is still developing' rub me the wrong way. Basically what I got from this is how she thinks only someone childish and emotionally underdeveloped would consider a relationship with Starlo
Ceroba seems to view Star as a "poor naive manchild" who needs babysitting. She feels so bad for him that she'd sometimes tag along with his antics but won't hide the annoyance most of the time.
She'll also spare him from his feelings getting hurt, which is nice but it's not her honest opinion:
She seems to show little appreciation for what he tried to do for her even though they're supposedly best pals. She says how she's been burying her sorrows in the saloon but not how spending time there even slightly cheered her up.
She envies Star's optimism but imo it sounded more like an adult envying a kid's naivety than one adult admiring the other.
And APPARENTLY the time she spent with Clover in Steamworks cheered her up a little but not what Star's been doing for her for months.
heck she didn't even notice he had been doing it for her. too stuck in her sorrows, probably
I think the reason for this is because the Steamworks reminded her of Chujin and Kanako and the life they used to have. Btw, she loved Chujin waaaay too much (and even though he's gone now she still doesn't think she'll ever be with anyone else except Chujin, she's proud of Chujin for a useless award, she still calls Chujin 'her love,' she keeps talking about Chujin's legacy and how Asgore and everyone else never believed in him), to the point she stubbornly supported him without question, only (maybe) seeing him more realistically at the end of pacifist. I just feel like Ceroba doesn't take Starlo seriously. It's not that she doesn't care about him at all, but… she definitely doesn't get him.
For these reasons, I'm not a fan of staroba.
#uty#undertale yellow#starlo uty#uty starlo#north star uty#uty ceroba#ceroba uty#ceroba ketsukane#anti staroba#I won't pretend I like this ship#I honestly don't see the chemistry#their friendship is ok though#but imo star puts more effort into it#maybe she's hiding her true feelings for starlo#maybe not#idk#either way I won't overthink it#i know a lot of fans love staroba and that's fine#i just don't#star was a sweetheart to let her go#and let her have happiness somewhere else without him#i want starlo to either end up alone raising clover as a single dad#or with someone who will appreciate him and find him inspiring#this might sound funny#but that someone could be el bailador#both are energetic and passionate and 'too much' for the people around them#they wouldn't find each other 'too much'#corn yaoi is something I want to discuss separately
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oh no, he's too small to open a glögi carton!! 😭 anybody want to help him?
#käärijä#peas and corn käärijä#i gotta say i really appreciate everyone who's said nice things about my cornson it means a lot!!! thank you! 😭#im gonna stop overthinking about posting him but just try not to do it too much for my own peace of mind 🙊#but the whole problem might sort itself out if i were to suddenly run out of inspiration lol#(doubtful)
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#Made an oksana design bc y’all were so hyped over amber!#I know she’s supposed to have curly hair! It’s just in corn rows bc I thought the contrast between ambers wild hair#And her more orderly style really spoke to their comparison of the military/authority/chaperones v ambers freelance#Also if you thought amber was shredded oh boy is kodiera strong!#Also delicious height dofference#Lots of fun eyes snuck into her design#+ I thought it would be fun for Coda’s phantom eye to be more halo like#taz#the adventure zone#taz fanart#amber gris#taz ethersea#ethersea#oksana kodeira#ballister kodiera#Oksana#Ahh I know the sallow didn’t hit yet#Anyway I want oksana to have arm fins#Time to summon the woman lovers#something to nom on#oksamber
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i think the most annoying part of dog food discourse is how many people will act as though proplan/hill’s/Royal canin diets aren’t extremely and prohibitively expensive and that THAT is the reason so many people look into healthy alternatives.
People complain about corn being in the first five ingredients on most of those feeds because, regardless of other factors here, that is not an expensive ingredient. But it makes up a large chunk of the dry food. So the dry food should be fairly affordable, right?
Oh… with tax you’re spending about $100 for one 45lb bag of food where the third ingredient is wheat and the fourth and fifth ingredients are corn.
Oh… well! It’s slightly cheaper! But the second ingredient is rice, third is wheat, fourth is corn, and then fifth is poultry byproduct. None of those are very expensive so this just must be the low end cost of dog food unfortunately. The vets recommend it so surely that means prices aren’t inflated, right?
Oh? This one has similar ingredients with the only real difference being no corn? And it’s half the price?? Well surely that’s just a fluke.
Oh. Oh no.
This one even has CORN in it and it’s $20 cheaper?? Wow!
Like listen at some point I don’t care if your dog food has the ichor of the gods in it, I’m not spending $100 every five days if there are cheaper options with just as many “good” ingredients in it. If you think I’m a dog abuser because I can’t afford this overpriced garbage, that’s too bad. I don’t care. My dogs are perfectly healthy with the food I give them. Great weight and great coat. People giving dog food recommendations that aren’t those top three hyper-expensive dog foods aren’t trying to epic own those dastardly vets half the time, but I really don’t blame the ones who do lose trust in vets when the only heartworm protection they recommend lately are expensive triple-action brands like Simparica Trio that costs $120+ as opposed to the other heartworm protections that are only about $40-$60 on average, which is still cheaper even if you add on a $20-$40 flea and tick protection separately, and only recommend dog food that costs $85+ a bag even if your dog doesn’t have specialized dietary needs.
Those top three foods are GREAT at making competent prescription diets, I don’t deny that. I do still have to criticize the pricing of those prescription diets though because I have spoken to DOZENS of people who had to pull their pets off of a prescription diet and struggle to find something comparable because they couldn’t afford the food, and that’s terrible! These are not poor companies! Purina, Royal Canin, and Hill’s can ABSOLUTELY afford to lower their prices to make their food accessible to people who need it for their animals but they don’t. They probably never will. Because at the core they are run by greedy corporations. It doesn’t matter how many good nutritionists are on board if the company is run by people who put profits over customers and make the food impossible for people to afford.
#I keep seeing posts from people on both sides of this#and it is frustrating to see how many vets don’t seem to acknowledge#that a MASSIVE part of the dog food debate has and always will be#the inaccessibility of these three brands#because whether corn is good or bad or neutral for a dog#It’s a cheap ingredient#any meat byproducts are a cheap ingredient#wheat in any form is a cheap ingredient#rice is a cheap ingredient#they aren’t putting Diamond dust and gold flakes in the kibble it’s very accessible and affordable ingredients for the most part#and many comparatively smaller companies use very similar ingredients and make food people can actually afford#So yeah when people look at these factors it does make them distrust vets who will almost exclusively push expensive brands#and that’s where the distrust is coming from#it’s not primarily smug tiktok kids who think they know everything#it’s just people who have less money than you and get treated like they care less for their animals because of it lol#and people who feel scammed because anything veterinary is already expensive to the point not everyone can afford it as regularly as needed#the fact people have to give pets vaccines themselves to make ends meet because most vets charge so much just to walk in the door#is a sign of a larger problem#I criticize people who avoid taking animals with surprise sickness or injuries to the vet#but it’s not exactly hard to see why that isn’t even an option for a lot of people#people can’t even afford surgery on themselves if they’re suddenly injured out of the blue in this country#So I can’t pretend to be shocked they don’t have $10k squirreled away if something unavoidable happens to a pet#no one is entitled to an animal they can’t afford yes yes but a routine vet visit shouldn’t be $600-$1000 per animal sorry#give me a copay or something
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She was the night wolf. But only when she dreamed. (The Blind Girl, ADWD) "The hour of the wolf. The blackest part of night, when all the world's asleep." (The Kingbreaker, ADWD)
Thinking thoughts...It's the longest, darkest hour of the night, Arya is the Night Wolf + Dark Heart, it's the time when "the world's asleep" and Arya wargs into Nymeria and the leader of a giant pack of wolves while sleeping, and it's likely she'll reunite with Nymeria right before the long night...
#arya stark#and it being the the hour before dawn...#corn plate moment or no y'all? cause I see the vision 🤭#It just fits so well? like Arya being the Night Wolf alone is enough for me to make the connection and run with it#also the hour of the wolf being an actual historical event denoting Cregan Stark's time in King's Landing?#reminds me of Harwin kneeling to Arya at the Inn of the Kneeling Man...Arya really stacking up historical references#The Lady of Winterfell-ism is just so strong in her chapters and connections how can I not say Queen#/a time for wolves/ was actually about Arya Nymeria their pack and her becoming a leader in the North (and I'm only half joking)#also feel like this could be tangentially related to Jon via the /Black Bastard's heart/ reference + him waking at the hour of the wolf +#his connection to the Others and the North + foreshadowing for KITN...could be a hint of his resurrection#or it could be nothing and I'm just overthinking things but I've seen a lot flimsier theories so 🤷🏾♀️#twow speculation#?? I guess
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there's a bigger part of me that takes pride in being Monster to a sick society, but the "reptiles are abhorrent" trope really does get to me sometimes. we are just lil folks
#therian#reptilekin#it's not so common on tumblr thankfully#but in a lot of fiction it really does feel like people's default image of 'reptile' = 'evil'#its just an animal same as any other#also how do you not find certain reptiles adorable#i get not going wild over a hognose or something (even though i love them)#but corn snake?#you no like gecko? blep blep?
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new i.i ep got me thinking about c.obs and me.phone.4 in a rather. dubious manner. one might even say extremely inappropriate like extremely. much to ponder on!
#talking#nsft#it's heavily implied in the ep that mephone is extremely childlike and young and i. urg#mecobs wasn't really a ship i thought about in the past but damn it you corn freak if you don't groom that kid#PERSONALLY. i've already rambled about this a lot on discord because that as a concept is just so. holy fuck#(if anyone is interested in reading my rambles i can dm them but do know that most of it was written at 2am)#(it's generally very all over the place)#(but it's so. omfggg)#i need to write about it but school is kicking my ass rn someone save me#also omg i haven't posted here since august i didn't even notice. sorry folks school is killing me#i haven't had a lot of time to read fics either so sorry to everyone who has posted lately#to specifically hipster0909: omfg you posted dandy's world. shellvision!! based as hell
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well if it isnt the concequences of his own actions
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Ioanna: CORNELIUS!
Corn: hi ma w-
Ioanna: WHAT is THIS?
Corn: oh.
Ioanna: You LIED to me kid! You promised you wouldn’t hurt anyone! Are you out of your mind? I didn’t raise you to be this monster! (Her speech fades out as Corn stops listening)
Ioanna: The “Granite Falls Gargoyle” has even become a bigger story than whatever the hell’s going on in Strangerville!
Corn: Strangerville?
Ioanna: Yeah, is there a problem with your huge ears? Haven’t you heard about it? Corn: no...
Ioanna: A bunch of weirdo’s acting possessed. Running around like crazed animals. Maybe you should have lived there kid! You’d fit right in with your acting like an actual demo that eats people!
Corn: huh... maybe...
#nervous abt this one bc its a lot more storyee that my others so gUH hopefully it reads ok ? but between aspirations there will be story#just 2 or 3 bits to link them#ts4#the sims 4#ts4 story#corn gp#cornelius kidney#corn: outdoor enthusiast#sort of#simblr#ioanna diehl
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#random personal stuff#back on my soapbox feel free to ignore#sorry but I don't want to live in a world where peanuts (humble innocent legumes that God made) are evil and deadly#and part of a diabolical plot of Big Whoever to make us all die#just because some quack 'nutritionist' says so and accompanies it with out of context Bible vereses and pseudo-Christian rhetoric#the Bible is a lot of things but it is not a book of dieting advice and I don't think it's right to treat it that way#what people ate or did not eat in the Bible is descriptive not something we're necessarily intended to live by#and any system that promotes a fear of the shadowy mysterious They who are out to get you#while the great and noble We are the only ones telling you the truth (buy our products!)#...it's not a trustworthy system and you should be questioning its motives#anyway I did not say any of this last night. wanted to though.#it all started somehow out of small talk about a plate from a particular state#I mentioned corn she brought up soybeans (another food that is apparently Evil) and it just spiraled from there
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took a bit of a social media break but now i’m back with an experimental painting thing of my three she/theys :^)
#my art#furry#anthro#furry art#anthro art#illustration#oc#svanhildr#wishbone#herbert#i took a social media break at just the right time to miss the huge twitter upset#i watched from afar like an old man sitting in a rocking chair on the porch and watching the storm roll over the corn fields#feeling in a rut with my art but what can you do but keep pushing forwards. and play a lot of splatoon#also i can't wait to draw the new pokemon.....i saw them leaked ages ago but maushold houndstone meowscarada my beloveds
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