#corn gets personal

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Unsolved Mysteries.

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[nachosforfree]

Post: you NEED to eat more than 2 types of vegetables I DONT CARE IF YOURE AUTISTIC IM AUTISTIC TOO AND CAN DO IT WHICH MEANS YOU DEFINITELY CAN TOO!!! Just find a way to make them taste good Its literally sooo easy!!!!

The notes: yeah! Here's some ways you can do that: *lists 1000 mouth torturing methods*

[omg-snakes]

Real Science II: The Cookening

Our players:

Meet the Experiment group, aka the Hot Lunch Bunch

And the Control group, who are also technically receiving a hot lunch but it's not quite as hot I guess.

I've taken initial measurements for all participants and logged baseline weight and length, and the majority of these kiddos have already started eating their meals!

An early pitfall: my hypothesis that cooked prey would be more readily accepted seems to have been correct. A few of the Control group haven't taken meals yet while all of the Experiment group are taking meals with gusto.

If the Control kiddos don't get with the program they're going to skew my data. >:(

[omppupiiras]

peas and corn käärijä day 2: 🦩

he made a friend!

[crocus-cryptid]

Has leftism gone too far? Person of a minority mass blocks those who vocally hate that minority instead of letting them harrass and belittle them. More at 5!

[illegiblehandwriting1]

frankly i think the best way to differentiate fanon sky and canon sky is to take a look at groose's redemption arc. both forgive him for the bullying but fanon sky says "he didn't mean it!" Canon sky says "i deserved it"

(for reference, canon sky is sky as shown in the game/inferred directly from sksw)

[deelavis]

You know people always use “You reap what you sow” in a negative context, but don’t talk how when you sow love, and joy, and community that you end up reaping those too??? Like damn where’d all this happiness corn in my garden come from??? I sowed that??? :O

[nube55]

Mission: to get an anniversary gift for dear mr nube

Way to accomplish mission: look for the most horrendous piece of decor out there

[isfjmel-phleg]

🥜

[skeletonfromthecloset]

added too much milk to my tea. i fear my life may be over 💔💔

[superfluouskeys]

what do we think ladies should i try to shuffle my way to the farmers market in the morning for a large bag of kettle corn

[forbodium]

guys please get the shinigami eyes browser extension. there are so many seemingly-innocuous posts spread around from transphobic accounts, but that wouldn't happen if you could see their bigotry at a glance

[fuwaprince]

When somebody only uses my chosen name while putting me down, it kind of makes me wish I didn't have a name at all.

And when somebody only uses my pronouns when they try to coerce me into something, then switch back to they/them when talking about me to anybody else, it kind of makes me uncomfortable af.

I sincerely do not enjoy being labeled or referred to. Being referred to is such a negative experience for me irl.

Yet not giving people a set of name/pronouns when they ask automatically seems to make them think you're secretly a serial killer trying to cover up something?????? Or like you're untrustworthy and must be hiding because you're a Bad Person instead of just not wanting to label yourself.

Can I just please not be forced to label myself for everybody else's comfort?

I feel like that information is so personally intimate anyways like unless you know me and we're close, why do you even care? I don't think it's necessary for the first stages of getting to know somebody even though in this culture we've normalized it to be that way.

Plus if I don't give you a name then I have the opportunity to earn one. Give me a name that you think I deserve and let it be what you honor me by instead! How about that? It's probably the only way I'll be comfortably perceived since some people will change my labels as they see fit regardless. Just call me what you like, I feel like my name/pronouns have been corrupted as is

[bilboyagathechickenfootedhobbit]

So my kid found a stuffed animal he really wanted yesterday but this kid already has just….SO FUCKING MANY stuffies it’s insane. I told him he had to pay for any new ones with his own money AND he had to pick one of his old ones to get rid of. He agreed to the terms but then when we got home he picked his stuffed dragon George to get rid of and now I regret everything.

Y’all….George has been here since BEFORE my kid was born. George featured in our maternity shoot!!! GEORGE IS FAMILY!!!

So my kid got rid of George but OH WHAT A SURPRISE MOMMY NOW HAS A NEW STUFFIE THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE GEORGE. Let’s call him Ringo.

[fountainpenguin]

I keep forgetting how much Mikey wants Amanda dead and then I pick one episode to watch at random and he tells the news she's a witch (followed by her running for her life), then purposely stalls when Bunsen's giant dog is trying to kill her... despite knowing perfectly well that Boodles tears his Amanda chew toys to shreds.

This is not an isolated incident. He got MORE excited for the friendship ceremony with Amanda when Bunsen told him there was a risk of her disintegrating (A "win-win" according to him).

Also, he outright stole Amanda's dog because as a robot, it's hypoallergenic and his parents won't let him have a real one, and they instead gave him a teddy bear with a camera in it?? He does not give her dog back at the end of the episode? Wild.

[jennhoney]

I realized I hadn’t gone all the way to the bottom of my sticker box. And I had at least one large sticker that I’d been looking to place for over 4 years now. A local whiskey company sticker that I loved the art for. I had asked if they sold stickers and the clerk laughed a little and said they don’t sell them but told me to “hold on” and rushed off, coming back a few minutes later handing me one of the last stickers, ”you can just have it”

2024 I’m making my stand in the corn. I’ll either get better and stronger or get lost in a field.