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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Spoilers: It was Wei Wuxian the whole time!#Once again this one was on the chopping block but I saved it for just a better comic flow.#Admittedly I do have a critique of the pacing here. Namely that we really should have ended the flashback when WWX fell.#And then gone back to present time for a bit - or even go to a different flashback.#The sense of time passing isn't as strong as it *could* be.#We get *told* three months pass and that they've been looking for WWX. But to the audience it's been...15 min.#Less than seven minutes if you count the flute playing.#This guy when through a whole aesthetic and persona shift in less time than it takes to walk through a corn field.#Guy who listened to less than half an emo album and dyed all his clothes black. And jorted all his jeans.#Timeskips can be sudden and work out just fine! I personally feel like this one would be stronger with better pacing.#Feel free to disagree with me!#In case anyone is wondering why JC and LWJ are still holding hands: 1) Haunted house episode.#2) I needed to practice drawing hand holding at some point. Might as well get the rough and sloppy ones out with these two.
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um first and last episodes of juno steel season 3 / change
juno steel and the man in glass
juno steel and what lies beyond part 2
sashaās decisions were easier when she could rely on the comforting notion that her childhood friend was someone she had to grow out of instead of someone she could grow with
#both narrators see juno as evidence to remain set in their own ways#only for him to become a better person while they werenāt looking#tpp#juno steel#sasha wire#drafts#the way this is from 2021 lol you corn chip#the world did in fact get a little bigger a little meaner
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Post: you NEED to eat more than 2 types of vegetables I DONT CARE IF YOURE AUTISTIC IM AUTISTIC TOO AND CAN DO IT WHICH MEANS YOU DEFINITELY CAN TOO!!! Just find a way to make them taste good Its literally sooo easy!!!!
The notes: yeah! Here's some ways you can do that: *lists 1000 mouth torturing methods*
#no thank you methinks ill continue only letting corn and broccoli infiltrate my diet#i hate when one autistic person manages to get over/find away around one of their symptoms (sensory issues here) and decides to make it#other autists problems lmao#is onion and peppers veggies if so i also eat those
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Real Science II: The Cookening
Our players:
Meet the Experiment group, aka the Hot Lunch Bunch
And the Control group, who are also technically receiving a hot lunch but it's not quite as hot I guess.
I've taken initial measurements for all participants and logged baseline weight and length, and the majority of these kiddos have already started eating their meals!
An early pitfall: my hypothesis that cooked prey would be more readily accepted seems to have been correct. A few of the Control group haven't taken meals yet while all of the Experiment group are taking meals with gusto.
If the Control kiddos don't get with the program they're going to skew my data. >:(
#snake#snakes#reptile#reptiles#reptiblr#corn snake#corn snakes#real science#science is awesome#real science II: The Cookening#science!!!#science#If folks could be normal about this that would be really neat#I get being curious but please at least be kind#I know I speak with a barefoot irreverent tone most of the time but#I have years of professional and educational experience to draw from and I've been designing this experiment for a year#this wasn't just a random whim#I've already had to block someone who had an unnecessary and frankly really inappropriate emotional outburst#(for someone with little or no experience in the area of study)#about whether the proteins I'm feeding my carefully and frequently-monitored animals are in their personally preferred configuration#āoh no the food is too digestible this is animal abuse call the snake policeā#that's you. that's what you sound like.#salty in tags
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peas and corn kƤƤrijƤ day 2: š¦©
he made a friend!
#kƤƤrijƤ#peanuary#aka january but ur gonna get a new drawing of the pea corn boy every day š#if they manage to brighten up even 1 person's day i'll be happy!! :D#pff i drew this yesterday & it feels fitting to start peanuary off with this one with the reappearence of frank
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winston my quant of billions
#''š''#corned beef#winston billions#& green of all things; drew it in purpley pink & being like whoa hey is this too much deliberately breaking out this Rare Coloring#minty fresh....been funny to be rotating the villainy of; let's say; bsol & xmas & then thinking about billions' whole other world there#& its completely different take where of all things winston is like. treated as a villain in a way its sicko My God central men aren't#(who are also quite different from iconis villains but yknow with the very fundamental differences in general what else is a surprise)#axe? prince? alive & well & billions does mean to be commenting on that like yeah sure#but winston? gotta be humiliated & violated & attacked / killed (if figuratively + just by assumption Oh He's Fiiine)#as well as basically truly dead to everyone but in a Never Existed / Spontaneously Shunned way. nobody thinks about him ever again#including when non wretched central men characters are getting these silver linings Benefits from their sabotaging a central man#not winston though maybe; the writing has forgotten him / sees no worth in bringing him up unless At His Expense; not gain#didn't get background randos telling prince or the like to go fuck himself at any point. open contempt reserved for winston there#better to have Objective Entitlement to power over / access to people & then; hey what the; be an asshole about it???#than to not just Have that entitlement & not expect it & not try to use it & be friendly & minding your own business as much or more than#any other characters like good lord what a Loser. the queerness & disability of this inferiority? just some jokes (at winston's expense)#& we will be killing him like nobody even considers for central men takedowns. those are polite & we all have Some regret it came to this#better to abuse people than. be so unepic (different from Normal white cishet 50some men who love certain media)#& on that note you're never gonna guess what's Good to do to the unepic people who bring it upon themselves....yeah haha. abuse#you're never gonna guess but power difference is a given & also good if an epic person has that power. & on that note#what can they do with it but keep unepic people in their place? what other hope do we have? winston may try to say a pun. or speak at all :#anyway while there's the absolute joys of Any Good Bastard over in a wildly different oeuvre it's like well yknow#while winston is already Ruining Things as more a Wretched Sicko Evil Asshole for seeing himself as a person & others as people#instead of himself as an inferior who has to apologize for existing & initiating any interaction vs only ever doing as he's told#unlike the best heroes who know they're superior & will use others & mess with their lives however they feel is justified; you're welcome#like well if winston's such an exceptional dick(tm) around here that he has to be introduced w/discussion / explanation around this#great let him be even bitchier & more ''difficult''....& billions would never & that's why [sorry to all the characters trapped in there]#the slightest glimpses of like & The Quasirival Weirdo Duos Are Kinda Being Cunts b/w usual parallels riawin & taylip#what comes of that? oh nothing. but as ever these are at least glimpses of a little more liveliness & range for making room for this a sec#anyway imagine getting so niche that your other kinda just as niche thing is like. less niche. but not really. wheee yayyy fr lol My Whimsy
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Hammer is one of the biggest heartbreaks in all the games to me.
She yearned for freedom, felt suffocated in her life as a monk, by her fathers love and desire to keep her safe, by how isolated and different she is. She feels out of place, and when she meets Sparrow there is a spark, because they're an outsider who knows of a world she can only imagine. She likes watching them fight imagines if she could do the same but brushes the idea away.
And then, she is dragged into the very life she idolized. And she hates it.
She was not raised as Sparrow was, because while Sparrow was left to fester, and let their anger grow, having the love of the camp but with Theresa in their ear, Hammer was raised in love. Her father loved her,as stifling as she may have found it at times, she had that love from a young age, her discontent in life wasn't from a trauma, and it wasn't stoked in order to set her down a path.
So for as much as she wanted that same life that Sparrow had, she as not built for it. Sparrow has had an anger brewing in them, has had one goal entirely in mind for decades, but Hammer has known peace. Its no wonder Theresa is unable to light that same fire.
The decision she made in a moment of grief, breaking her vow and then joining our hero, isn't really her, and I think she realizes that sooner rather than later. She goes back to the temple, and while that also isn't her, maybe it never really was, it brings her back to where her father once stood, with his beliefs and how he raised her, and I can only imagine the guilt and the grief ate at her.
She waits for Sparrow, hoping that seeing her friend will help her, will recommit her to the cause and it doesn't. Because while Hammer has started to heal and is beginning to move towards who she becomes later, any healing Sparrow has done has been ripped apart. The wounds left by Lucien have been reopened and made worse, they've come back more burdened than ever before and.
And so, when the work is done, Lucien is dead, Sparrow is not healed by it like they had hoped, but Hammer is less grief ridden and more yearning to find who she is, to find the real her for the first time maybe ever, so she leaves. Even if it hurts, even if she'll miss her friend even if they're so different than they were, for the first time in her life, she is her own priority. Even if its lonely.
#fable#fable 2#sparrow#hero of bower lake#sister hannah#hammer fable#tbh...#sparrow x hammer#fable hammer#fable hannah#they fuck me up so bad man#i think theres so much love there#and maybe its not love that gets to last; but I'm not certain its love that really dies either#but they become so different by the end; they are on entirely different paths#hammer is not of the same cloth as sparrow#while sparrow is often akin to a scared and corned dog in my mind; biting and snapping#Hammer is something more gentle that tried to take on that same persona and failed; because it just isn't who she is#also I hope this post isn't coming off like i think sparrow is a bad person; i think theres a lot of good there#like sparrow in my mind cares a lot; but they are also such a hurt and traumatized person#this also isn't a Theresa hate post; i justthink girl had it easier getting like 10 yr old sparrow on the path to kill Lucien than hammer#for like several reasons znznnz
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frankly i think the best way to differentiate fanon sky and canon sky is to take a look at groose's redemption arc. both forgive him for the bullying but fanon sky says "he didn't mean it!" Canon sky says "i deserved it"
(for reference, canon sky is sky as shown in the game/inferred directly from sksw)
#chicken scratch#smoke & ashes#lu sky#linked universe#would like to say that this post came to me about a hypothetical ghirahim redemption arc#and the post very nearly works albeit at a more extreme level (because yknow. the Murders)#but the problem is that groose antagonized link specifically#but ghirahim didn't give a shit about link he was just fucking around the first time you meet him#he only plays with link because he's in the way of getting to zelda#so link doesn't matter to him he just wants to hurt zelda#and that's the difference. theres why a ghirahim redemption arc would never work#sky doesn't give a shit about himself his low self esteem takes care of that#but as soon as you go after his loved ones it is over#sky is such an emotional person#he loves quickly and it's so easy to weasel your way into his heart#and it takes a very special kind of antagonization *cough hylia cough* to make him hate you forever#UNLESS you come after his friends. shortcut to being in the bad books forever.#he will kill you for one (1) corn chip#his low self love plus his high emotions and love for his friends equals this disaster of a man#and is why canon sky would never say i deserve it about ghirahim#he fully believes ghirahim is an asshole (which is true) and NOTHING he does is deserved#in skys mind nothing ghirahim did to him matters#it's the fact he wants zelda that means all bets are off and ghirahim's fucked#it's not about sky it's always about his loved ones#but i have indeed read fanfic where fanon sky is like oh this is ghirahim he tried to kill me it's all good now#so yea fanon sky would still say he didn't mean it#ok but like twisted ghira redemption arc where he realizes demise isn't the allpowerful master he thought#this god was just beaten by a pissed off teenager yknow what a fucking joke#anyway#ghira ends up thinking a lot about it being like so demise wasn't the right guy to follow
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ended up watching the Wizard of Oz with my mom by accident and now that she's seen Wicked, she just kept asking me questions the whole time
#i'm trying to tell her fun facts about how they did the sepia tone to color transition in a single shot#and shes worried about who gets crucified in the corn field#wicked spoilers#i guess?#for the tags#she knows about who becomes who later on and who is a certain person's parent#but I didn't tell her any of that she learned that by looking at stuff online#I don't think she knows much else besides that and I'm hesitant to tell her anything lol#she knows how the tornado happened but that's completely because she figured it out and I confirmed it after she asked
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You know people always use āYou reap what you sowā in a negative context, but donāt talk how when you sow love, and joy, and community that you end up reaping those too??? Like damn whereād all this happiness corn in my garden come from??? I sowed that??? :O
#my uncle is much funnier and just says āplant corn get cornā#Iām just like the happiest Iāve been in a long time rn š„°#personal
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Mission: to get an anniversary gift for dear mr nube
Way to accomplish mission: look for the most horrendous piece of decor out there
#ok he'll also have regular cute gift#but this man is known for his questionable decor taste#that actually sends me in fits of laughter everytime we walk by an antique shop#so i guess i'll have to vover my eyes and buy something really ugly aksjjakxjahgkaƱdnjq#he's been insisting on getting a duck pop corn maker#now that sounds cute but i promise you it's not#the duck popcorn maker is an ancient horrible thing that doesn't even make popcorn the right way#the duck has a blue hat tho i think that's whay appeals to him#unfortunately wasn't able to find it online but i found an equally questionable alternative#he has already promised to steal for himself a couple of disturbing chinese statues my aunt has at her place to set next to the couch#like in guarding position#and let me tell you those statues are the stuff of nightmares#but i already now deep down that one day those horrid things will be at home#*sighs*#i do love the silly man sm tho#OH BOY TAG RANT#personal nube
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added too much milk to my tea. i fear my life may be over šš
#itās not actually that bad itās kinda good. i just was not expecting it#and iām used to the specific amount of milk i usually have and this was not it.#and that upset me.#but itās okay!!! because it is just tea!!!! at least itās not cold idk.#AT LEAST IT WASNT TOO MUCH SUGAR!!!#i am not a sugar person when it comes to tea. i need like. half a tsp#and thats only for black tea#everything else i drink black.#but if my tea has too much sugar it is not a good experience :(#i also really donāt like when itās not stirred properly and you get to the bottom of the cup & itās like oh!! sugar!!! no thanks!!#itās also really weird to me that i am not a sugar in hot drinks person#because i fucking love sweet treats!!!!! like i am such a sugar enjoyer!!!!!!!!#i am the person that will eat things that everyone else says are too sweet!!!!#i am a horrendously sweet food enjoyer!!!! i like candy corn!!!!#but yeah. anyways#why have i said more in the tags than the actual post ššš#tea#idk. thst felt necessary#i also felt like i was doing a little hashtag tea moment yk.#lately iāve really been enjoying saying hashtag ironically idk why.#scared people think itās unironic but also i laugh every time i dk it so. idk.#ALSO I SO GENUINELY DO NOT CARE#nobody is actually going to remember that i said hashtag one time. like no one actually cares!!!!!#ok yeah anyways!!! bye :D
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what do we think ladies should i try to shuffle my way to the farmers market in the morning for a large bag of kettle corn
#for ref it's normally about a 15-20 min walk#i think it might be a little too much to handle but...........#counterpoint: i really want kettle corn LOL#ig i could get an uber but that seems kind of silly for one thing dsfkjnsdjkf#personal
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guys please get the shinigami eyes browser extension. there are so many seemingly-innocuous posts spread around from transphobic accounts, but that wouldn't happen if you could see their bigotry at a glance
#if you don't know shinigami eyes allows users to mark certain accounts as transphobic (links colored red) or trans friendly (green)#so it's much easier to avoid terf and truscum and transphobes' posts when the op is already colored red#i have the extension on chrome for my mom's chromebook and on firefox on my own computer#please get the extension and stop giving these posts attention. you'll be doing every trans person on this site a favor#also. block all the transphobic tags you can think of#bc even though the person you follow didn't use that tag you will still see it if the op did. you find a lot of radfem posts that way#cornelis appears nonetheless!
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tfw u finally go to make urself a dinner plate and some nasty ass man walks into the kitchen, picks up the entire serving bowl of creamed corn and puts his filthy mouth on the bowl like itās a giant cup and tilts it straight in. multiple times. š
#could you not wait long enough to get a fucking spoon and your own bowl like a civilized human respectful of other people#Sevenās Public Diary#vent#vent post#food mention#yeah no itās cool itās fine itās not like i wanted to eat some too or anything#itās not like thatās one of the only vegan dishes here that i can therefore eat haha no itās fine#i guess a normal person wouldnāt let it bother them but my OCD is having none of it. that corn is Tainted with your Mouth Germs now#oh what you want one of the last rolls that i was gonna eat? yeah no thatās cool man thatās fine eat as much as you want! :)#i hate the holidays more and more every year. nothing but stress and for what. i donāt even like these people#but whatever i guess i shouldnāt bitch about it when i choose to remain here#as if everyone with a shitty family has the power and ability to just Leave. i donāt think you realize the extent of my disability#but fucking whatever#someone put dirty plates in the cabinet with the clean ones#someone put the turkey in with a sink full of dishes#someone put the mashed potatoes in the bread box#iām not even exaggerating#ahhh the joys of being the only sober person here. man what the actual hell. what level of intoxication must one reach to do this shit#whatever itās fine i just have to learn to stop giving a fuck. let them be stupid and live with the consequences.#itās late and iām getting a stress headache. time to go brave the kitchen once more and actually get food this time#then i can be miserable in bed. but with food :) and eat myself sick as a shitty form of self-soothing#but itās fine today bc itās literally Eat Too Much day in the US so for once itās kinda normal#then be too tired and depressed to make myself brush my teeth. and therefore contribute to my dental issues. two birds and all that#am i even making sense anymore. im so tired. of being a person. and like. existing#but im grateful to have food and running water and electricity and a place to sleep and everything else i take for granted#so i should just focus on that and try to ignore all the bad#ough i feel sick. okay Food Time fr this time. letās hope no oneās in the kitchen now
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When somebody only uses my chosen name while putting me down, it kind of makes me wish I didn't have a name at all.
And when somebody only uses my pronouns when they try to coerce me into something, then switch back to they/them when talking about me to anybody else, it kind of makes me uncomfortable af.
I sincerely do not enjoy being labeled or referred to. Being referred to is such a negative experience for me irl.
Yet not giving people a set of name/pronouns when they ask automatically seems to make them think you're secretly a serial killer trying to cover up something?????? Or like you're untrustworthy and must be hiding because you're a Bad Person instead of just not wanting to label yourself.
Can I just please not be forced to label myself for everybody else's comfort?
I feel like that information is so personally intimate anyways like unless you know me and we're close, why do you even care? I don't think it's necessary for the first stages of getting to know somebody even though in this culture we've normalized it to be that way.
Plus if I don't give you a name then I have the opportunity to earn one. Give me a name that you think I deserve and let it be what you honor me by instead! How about that? It's probably the only way I'll be comfortably perceived since some people will change my labels as they see fit regardless. Just call me what you like, I feel like my name/pronouns have been corrupted as is
#i feel weird about having a name and a gender and pronouns assigned to me.... such a weird thing to make a big deal#i mean it's a big deal as in you need to write names down for job apps#and when i walked in to request for emergency aid the person looking at my case asked for my pronouns#which just felt so irrelevant and it didn't make me feel any more respected#and i can tell some people are so uncomfortable using the pronouns that i say are mine that they'll opt out for ones they give me instead#which is like WHY DID YOU ASK IF YOU WERE JUST GOING TO DO THAT ANYWAYS#silly things just don't make sense and to me they bring more trouble than they're worth#those things have been used as weapons against me so why keep giving ammo yk?#also i like the process of earning a nickname#one time this girl got offended that i reffered to her as snake girl the second time we met and i was like???#imagine being offended that somebody remembered you for having 4 corn snakes instead of using your boring old name#like when people call me fuwa i feel like they're honoring me as a blogger#i get it i get it this culture is just so strictly uncreative and boring#if i had a cool new name from each person who knew me i would be so cool with that#like if somebody i met found out i liked sasuke and then started referencing to me as sasuke boy i would actually be so happy#idk dude#also sorry to that girl for calling her snake girl but honestly her loving her 4 snakes actually felt more significant to me than her name#in other cultures they refer to parents as ā[insert child's name]'s mom/dadā and it's actually seen as being so respectful#like it's the family bond that gets honored instead of the individual and idk maybe some people take that to be a negative thing but#imagine as a parent loving your kid so much and then everybody identifies you as the parent who loves their kid#maybe that's dehumanizing in a sense idk#i see it as an honorable thing to be bestowed by others#yeah maybe people can be mean and call you āpoop boyā for the one time you shit your pants while drunk#i get not liking being called āpoop boyā but like dude... you're a legend and the story behind you earning that name would be legendary#idk i guess it's all about perspective#i don't know if I'm making sense#feel free to share thoughts#late night blogging
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