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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Spoilers: It was Wei Wuxian the whole time!#Once again this one was on the chopping block but I saved it for just a better comic flow.#Admittedly I do have a critique of the pacing here. Namely that we really should have ended the flashback when WWX fell.#And then gone back to present time for a bit - or even go to a different flashback.#The sense of time passing isn't as strong as it *could* be.#We get *told* three months pass and that they've been looking for WWX. But to the audience it's been...15 min.#Less than seven minutes if you count the flute playing.#This guy when through a whole aesthetic and persona shift in less time than it takes to walk through a corn field.#Guy who listened to less than half an emo album and dyed all his clothes black. And jorted all his jeans.#Timeskips can be sudden and work out just fine! I personally feel like this one would be stronger with better pacing.#Feel free to disagree with me!#In case anyone is wondering why JC and LWJ are still holding hands: 1) Haunted house episode.#2) I needed to practice drawing hand holding at some point. Might as well get the rough and sloppy ones out with these two.
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Post: you NEED to eat more than 2 types of vegetables I DONT CARE IF YOURE AUTISTIC IM AUTISTIC TOO AND CAN DO IT WHICH MEANS YOU DEFINITELY CAN TOO!!! Just find a way to make them taste good Its literally sooo easy!!!!
The notes: yeah! Here's some ways you can do that: *lists 1000 mouth torturing methods*
#no thank you methinks ill continue only letting corn and broccoli infiltrate my diet#i hate when one autistic person manages to get over/find away around one of their symptoms (sensory issues here) and decides to make it#other autists problems lmao#is onion and peppers veggies if so i also eat those
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Real Science II: The Cookening
Our players:
Meet the Experiment group, aka the Hot Lunch Bunch
And the Control group, who are also technically receiving a hot lunch but it's not quite as hot I guess.
I've taken initial measurements for all participants and logged baseline weight and length, and the majority of these kiddos have already started eating their meals!
An early pitfall: my hypothesis that cooked prey would be more readily accepted seems to have been correct. A few of the Control group haven't taken meals yet while all of the Experiment group are taking meals with gusto.
If the Control kiddos don't get with the program they're going to skew my data. >:(
#snake#snakes#reptile#reptiles#reptiblr#corn snake#corn snakes#real science#science is awesome#real science II: The Cookening#science!!!#science#If folks could be normal about this that would be really neat#I get being curious but please at least be kind#I know I speak with a barefoot irreverent tone most of the time but#I have years of professional and educational experience to draw from and I've been designing this experiment for a year#this wasn't just a random whim#I've already had to block someone who had an unnecessary and frankly really inappropriate emotional outburst#(for someone with little or no experience in the area of study)#about whether the proteins I'm feeding my carefully and frequently-monitored animals are in their personally preferred configuration#“oh no the food is too digestible this is animal abuse call the snake police”#that's you. that's what you sound like.#salty in tags
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peas and corn käärijä day 2: 🦩
he made a friend!
#käärijä#peanuary#aka january but ur gonna get a new drawing of the pea corn boy every day 😎#if they manage to brighten up even 1 person's day i'll be happy!! :D#pff i drew this yesterday & it feels fitting to start peanuary off with this one with the reappearence of frank
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frankly i think the best way to differentiate fanon sky and canon sky is to take a look at groose's redemption arc. both forgive him for the bullying but fanon sky says "he didn't mean it!" Canon sky says "i deserved it"
(for reference, canon sky is sky as shown in the game/inferred directly from sksw)
#chicken scratch#smoke & ashes#lu sky#linked universe#would like to say that this post came to me about a hypothetical ghirahim redemption arc#and the post very nearly works albeit at a more extreme level (because yknow. the Murders)#but the problem is that groose antagonized link specifically#but ghirahim didn't give a shit about link he was just fucking around the first time you meet him#he only plays with link because he's in the way of getting to zelda#so link doesn't matter to him he just wants to hurt zelda#and that's the difference. theres why a ghirahim redemption arc would never work#sky doesn't give a shit about himself his low self esteem takes care of that#but as soon as you go after his loved ones it is over#sky is such an emotional person#he loves quickly and it's so easy to weasel your way into his heart#and it takes a very special kind of antagonization *cough hylia cough* to make him hate you forever#UNLESS you come after his friends. shortcut to being in the bad books forever.#he will kill you for one (1) corn chip#his low self love plus his high emotions and love for his friends equals this disaster of a man#and is why canon sky would never say i deserve it about ghirahim#he fully believes ghirahim is an asshole (which is true) and NOTHING he does is deserved#in skys mind nothing ghirahim did to him matters#it's the fact he wants zelda that means all bets are off and ghirahim's fucked#it's not about sky it's always about his loved ones#but i have indeed read fanfic where fanon sky is like oh this is ghirahim he tried to kill me it's all good now#so yea fanon sky would still say he didn't mean it#ok but like twisted ghira redemption arc where he realizes demise isn't the allpowerful master he thought#this god was just beaten by a pissed off teenager yknow what a fucking joke#anyway#ghira ends up thinking a lot about it being like so demise wasn't the right guy to follow
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ended up watching the Wizard of Oz with my mom by accident and now that she's seen Wicked, she just kept asking me questions the whole time
#i'm trying to tell her fun facts about how they did the sepia tone to color transition in a single shot#and shes worried about who gets crucified in the corn field#wicked spoilers#i guess?#for the tags#she knows about who becomes who later on and who is a certain person's parent#but I didn't tell her any of that she learned that by looking at stuff online#I don't think she knows much else besides that and I'm hesitant to tell her anything lol#she knows how the tornado happened but that's completely because she figured it out and I confirmed it after she asked
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You know people always use “You reap what you sow” in a negative context, but don’t talk how when you sow love, and joy, and community that you end up reaping those too??? Like damn where’d all this happiness corn in my garden come from??? I sowed that??? :O
#my uncle is much funnier and just says ‘plant corn get corn’#I’m just like the happiest I’ve been in a long time rn 🥰#personal
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Mission: to get an anniversary gift for dear mr nube
Way to accomplish mission: look for the most horrendous piece of decor out there
#ok he'll also have regular cute gift#but this man is known for his questionable decor taste#that actually sends me in fits of laughter everytime we walk by an antique shop#so i guess i'll have to vover my eyes and buy something really ugly aksjjakxjahgkañdnjq#he's been insisting on getting a duck pop corn maker#now that sounds cute but i promise you it's not#the duck popcorn maker is an ancient horrible thing that doesn't even make popcorn the right way#the duck has a blue hat tho i think that's whay appeals to him#unfortunately wasn't able to find it online but i found an equally questionable alternative#he has already promised to steal for himself a couple of disturbing chinese statues my aunt has at her place to set next to the couch#like in guarding position#and let me tell you those statues are the stuff of nightmares#but i already now deep down that one day those horrid things will be at home#*sighs*#i do love the silly man sm tho#OH BOY TAG RANT#personal nube
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added too much milk to my tea. i fear my life may be over 💔💔
#it’s not actually that bad it’s kinda good. i just was not expecting it#and i’m used to the specific amount of milk i usually have and this was not it.#and that upset me.#but it’s okay!!! because it is just tea!!!! at least it’s not cold idk.#AT LEAST IT WASNT TOO MUCH SUGAR!!!#i am not a sugar person when it comes to tea. i need like. half a tsp#and thats only for black tea#everything else i drink black.#but if my tea has too much sugar it is not a good experience :(#i also really don’t like when it’s not stirred properly and you get to the bottom of the cup & it’s like oh!! sugar!!! no thanks!!#it’s also really weird to me that i am not a sugar in hot drinks person#because i fucking love sweet treats!!!!! like i am such a sugar enjoyer!!!!!!!!#i am the person that will eat things that everyone else says are too sweet!!!!#i am a horrendously sweet food enjoyer!!!! i like candy corn!!!!#but yeah. anyways#why have i said more in the tags than the actual post 💔💔💔#tea#idk. thst felt necessary#i also felt like i was doing a little hashtag tea moment yk.#lately i’ve really been enjoying saying hashtag ironically idk why.#scared people think it’s unironic but also i laugh every time i dk it so. idk.#ALSO I SO GENUINELY DO NOT CARE#nobody is actually going to remember that i said hashtag one time. like no one actually cares!!!!!#ok yeah anyways!!! bye :D
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what do we think ladies should i try to shuffle my way to the farmers market in the morning for a large bag of kettle corn
#for ref it's normally about a 15-20 min walk#i think it might be a little too much to handle but...........#counterpoint: i really want kettle corn LOL#ig i could get an uber but that seems kind of silly for one thing dsfkjnsdjkf#personal
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guys please get the shinigami eyes browser extension. there are so many seemingly-innocuous posts spread around from transphobic accounts, but that wouldn't happen if you could see their bigotry at a glance
#if you don't know shinigami eyes allows users to mark certain accounts as transphobic (links colored red) or trans friendly (green)#so it's much easier to avoid terf and truscum and transphobes' posts when the op is already colored red#i have the extension on chrome for my mom's chromebook and on firefox on my own computer#please get the extension and stop giving these posts attention. you'll be doing every trans person on this site a favor#also. block all the transphobic tags you can think of#bc even though the person you follow didn't use that tag you will still see it if the op did. you find a lot of radfem posts that way#cornelis appears nonetheless!
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tfw u finally go to make urself a dinner plate and some nasty ass man walks into the kitchen, picks up the entire serving bowl of creamed corn and puts his filthy mouth on the bowl like it’s a giant cup and tilts it straight in. multiple times. 🙃
#could you not wait long enough to get a fucking spoon and your own bowl like a civilized human respectful of other people#Seven’s Public Diary#vent#vent post#food mention#yeah no it’s cool it’s fine it’s not like i wanted to eat some too or anything#it’s not like that’s one of the only vegan dishes here that i can therefore eat haha no it’s fine#i guess a normal person wouldn’t let it bother them but my OCD is having none of it. that corn is Tainted with your Mouth Germs now#oh what you want one of the last rolls that i was gonna eat? yeah no that’s cool man that’s fine eat as much as you want! :)#i hate the holidays more and more every year. nothing but stress and for what. i don’t even like these people#but whatever i guess i shouldn’t bitch about it when i choose to remain here#as if everyone with a shitty family has the power and ability to just Leave. i don’t think you realize the extent of my disability#but fucking whatever#someone put dirty plates in the cabinet with the clean ones#someone put the turkey in with a sink full of dishes#someone put the mashed potatoes in the bread box#i’m not even exaggerating#ahhh the joys of being the only sober person here. man what the actual hell. what level of intoxication must one reach to do this shit#whatever it’s fine i just have to learn to stop giving a fuck. let them be stupid and live with the consequences.#it’s late and i’m getting a stress headache. time to go brave the kitchen once more and actually get food this time#then i can be miserable in bed. but with food :) and eat myself sick as a shitty form of self-soothing#but it’s fine today bc it’s literally Eat Too Much day in the US so for once it’s kinda normal#then be too tired and depressed to make myself brush my teeth. and therefore contribute to my dental issues. two birds and all that#am i even making sense anymore. im so tired. of being a person. and like. existing#but im grateful to have food and running water and electricity and a place to sleep and everything else i take for granted#so i should just focus on that and try to ignore all the bad#ough i feel sick. okay Food Time fr this time. let’s hope no one’s in the kitchen now
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When somebody only uses my chosen name while putting me down, it kind of makes me wish I didn't have a name at all.
And when somebody only uses my pronouns when they try to coerce me into something, then switch back to they/them when talking about me to anybody else, it kind of makes me uncomfortable af.
I sincerely do not enjoy being labeled or referred to. Being referred to is such a negative experience for me irl.
Yet not giving people a set of name/pronouns when they ask automatically seems to make them think you're secretly a serial killer trying to cover up something?????? Or like you're untrustworthy and must be hiding because you're a Bad Person instead of just not wanting to label yourself.
Can I just please not be forced to label myself for everybody else's comfort?
I feel like that information is so personally intimate anyways like unless you know me and we're close, why do you even care? I don't think it's necessary for the first stages of getting to know somebody even though in this culture we've normalized it to be that way.
Plus if I don't give you a name then I have the opportunity to earn one. Give me a name that you think I deserve and let it be what you honor me by instead! How about that? It's probably the only way I'll be comfortably perceived since some people will change my labels as they see fit regardless. Just call me what you like, I feel like my name/pronouns have been corrupted as is
#i feel weird about having a name and a gender and pronouns assigned to me.... such a weird thing to make a big deal#i mean it's a big deal as in you need to write names down for job apps#and when i walked in to request for emergency aid the person looking at my case asked for my pronouns#which just felt so irrelevant and it didn't make me feel any more respected#and i can tell some people are so uncomfortable using the pronouns that i say are mine that they'll opt out for ones they give me instead#which is like WHY DID YOU ASK IF YOU WERE JUST GOING TO DO THAT ANYWAYS#silly things just don't make sense and to me they bring more trouble than they're worth#those things have been used as weapons against me so why keep giving ammo yk?#also i like the process of earning a nickname#one time this girl got offended that i reffered to her as snake girl the second time we met and i was like???#imagine being offended that somebody remembered you for having 4 corn snakes instead of using your boring old name#like when people call me fuwa i feel like they're honoring me as a blogger#i get it i get it this culture is just so strictly uncreative and boring#if i had a cool new name from each person who knew me i would be so cool with that#like if somebody i met found out i liked sasuke and then started referencing to me as sasuke boy i would actually be so happy#idk dude#also sorry to that girl for calling her snake girl but honestly her loving her 4 snakes actually felt more significant to me than her name#in other cultures they refer to parents as “[insert child's name]'s mom/dad” and it's actually seen as being so respectful#like it's the family bond that gets honored instead of the individual and idk maybe some people take that to be a negative thing but#imagine as a parent loving your kid so much and then everybody identifies you as the parent who loves their kid#maybe that's dehumanizing in a sense idk#i see it as an honorable thing to be bestowed by others#yeah maybe people can be mean and call you “poop boy” for the one time you shit your pants while drunk#i get not liking being called “poop boy” but like dude... you're a legend and the story behind you earning that name would be legendary#idk i guess it's all about perspective#i don't know if I'm making sense#feel free to share thoughts#late night blogging
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So my kid found a stuffed animal he really wanted yesterday but this kid already has just….SO FUCKING MANY stuffies it’s insane. I told him he had to pay for any new ones with his own money AND he had to pick one of his old ones to get rid of. He agreed to the terms but then when we got home he picked his stuffed dragon George to get rid of and now I regret everything.
Y’all….George has been here since BEFORE my kid was born. George featured in our maternity shoot!!! GEORGE IS FAMILY!!!
So my kid got rid of George but OH WHAT A SURPRISE MOMMY NOW HAS A NEW STUFFIE THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE GEORGE. Let’s call him Ringo.
#I will get rid of George Dragon over my dead fucking body#why couldn’t we get rid of the corn dog stuffie that looks like a douche? like literally it looks like a fucking douche#and he named it Handsome because it has a bow tie#but George? George is blood#the only thing that would have been more shocking is if he got rid of Mousy#Mousy is a stuffed dog toy with a squeaker that my stepmom gave him#and that shit is perma-bonded to my son#Mousy will probably go to college with him#and if not Mousy will stay at home and sleep on my bed awaiting my son’s return on holidays#personal#parenting#stuffed animals#bilbobawks
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I keep forgetting how much Mikey wants Amanda dead and then I pick one episode to watch at random and he tells the news she's a witch (followed by her running for her life), then purposely stalls when Bunsen's giant dog is trying to kill her... despite knowing perfectly well that Boodles tears his Amanda chew toys to shreds.
This is not an isolated incident. He got MORE excited for the friendship ceremony with Amanda when Bunsen told him there was a risk of her disintegrating (A "win-win" according to him).
Also, he outright stole Amanda's dog because as a robot, it's hypoallergenic and his parents won't let him have a real one, and they instead gave him a teddy bear with a camera in it?? He does not give her dog back at the end of the episode? Wild.
#Beasty such a beaut#Official human buddy TM#The two most important things about Mikey: he's a terrible person pretending to be a sweetheart and I love him for it <3#Amanda tricked him into owing her a compliment and Mikey told her she had creamed corn in her teeth#Amanda: “I miss you when I blink” & Mikey: “You're a deeply troubled person Amanda” - A rival dynamic for the ages#I like how Mikey (who's stolen cookies from Bunsen in the past) saw Bunsen want HIS cookies and blamed it on Amanda's influence#Boodle Loo#Beast of Friends#Beast In Show#Bunsen is great because when he's not around Mikey he gets along fine with Amanda (on his end)... They're both mean...#Bunsen asking Amanda on a double date with Mikey and Sophie my beloved... why did he do that........#I forgot how much I love Sophie. “I don't eat baby corn because it's just a child.” / Mikey: “Everything you say is great! :D”#Sophie when she goes to Bunsen's house: “It reminds me of the house in The Thing That Wouldn't Leave :)”#I love they#Beauty or the Beast
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I realized I hadn’t gone all the way to the bottom of my sticker box. And I had at least one large sticker that I’d been looking to place for over 4 years now. A local whiskey company sticker that I loved the art for. I had asked if they sold stickers and the clerk laughed a little and said they don’t sell them but told me to “hold on” and rushed off, coming back a few minutes later handing me one of the last stickers, ”you can just have it”
2024 I’m making my stand in the corn. I’ll either get better and stronger or get lost in a field.
#I should get a corn tattoo#jennhoney personal log#personal unplannery#corn tags#I’m a corn and cock hobbyist#I also like whiskey#I’m an American woman and I love corn juice!
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