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Warhammer 40.000 Combat
#cool guys dont look at explosions#warhammer 40k#warhammer 40000#space marines#secret level#40k mine
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Cool guys don't look at explosions! These two are definitely the cool guys in question. I think I settled with some Zoro for the next pictures. The Zoro lobby is also strong in me. (how couldn't it?)
❤️ANY Support is GREATLY appreciated!❤️
#artists on tumblr#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#one piece#one piece fanart#fanart#straw hat pirates#cool guys dont look at explosions#art#illustration
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This scene gave me chills...the ost...the voice acting... everything was so damn good!
#all might#toshinori yagi#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#MHA#thats fucking hot sir#cool guys dont look at explosions
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i almost posted this in doatkcord but i think i just got scared and ran away. I dont remember. but i did get scared. BUt some of you are here so i will offer this to the smaller...smaller audience on Tumble. thanks
#doing it scared doing it scared#gonna instantly post over w artfights dw#doatk#diary of a tourney kid#digital art#digital artist#fandom art#jake from state farm#THE INNOCENT#girl im gonna be real i habe no idea what the actual lore is and there are so many docs in the dicord and it goes back so far#im in love but idk if i have that brainspace while going to college going into work but it seems cool#ANyways doing it scared doibg it scared doing it SCAREEEDDDSS#IK THE PAPER EFFECT ISNT THERE ON THE GASTER BLASTED GUYS BUT I WANTED TO GIVE ITS A SHOT#AUGH SCREAMING CRYING BC IDK WHAT IM DOING i just wanted to ummmm ....try#ill do better later probably but i gotta draw my besties blorbo first post artfights scream go to work go to school explose and DIE or smth#(oh yeah some of the lYers got. fucked up and dont look to close basically)#body horror#body horror cw#← i forgor
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Three Episodes into Good Omens, I have picked up:
Aziraphale has a very cool Bookshop✅
Crowley has bright yellow snake eyes and a tattoo next to his ear. Dont know how I didnt notice till now
Gabriel & Sandalphon coming in and asking for pornography = most angels that dont spend as much time on earth as Aziraphale does, don't seem to have much idea on how humans work
Sandalphon turned people into salt?
The four horsemen are coming
Hastur's eyes are terrifyingly pitch black, you cant really tell where he's looking
The Summoner is just some poor postman doing his very best
War has a sword
A Witchfinder called "Thou shalt not commit adultery Pulsifier"
Agnes Nutter. Nut-ter. I am more immature than I thought. A witch whose advice outshines that of today's fitness influencers, wrote a book of all her prophecies
SHE HAD EXPLOSIVES IN HER DRESS OH GOD
Witchfinder's descedant, Newton, extremely unlucky with PCs, finds a new job as Witchfinder
Agnes' descendant moves to Tadfield
Crowley has plants that are scared of him. They're shaking in fear and I am, too
Crowley drives irresponsibly
Adam has a silly friend group
Crowley and Aziraphale's friendship kind of seems more than platonic. Idk something about the way they look at eachother sometimes
Paintball
KISS SCENE?
Nevermind the nurse interrupted
The witch gets hit by Crowley's car
She forgot her Book
Aziraphale reads the prophecy book, finds phone mumber of Adam's family
A&C were there for basically every important historic event watching it together, sometimes helping eachother
Crowley wants Holy Water???
Secret Book Trade with very very Bad people
Bomb dropped on church
Crowley saves Aziraphales' precious books. Idk guys they seem like a couple to me
Aziraphale gives him the Holy Water he wanted
Adam's Aura is huge and also a rainbow
The Witchfinder General is a liar
Famine loves luxury restaurants, and owns some
Chow, food that doesnt have any food in it
Crowley and Aziraphale break up??I If they ever were together? Or friends
Adam made a Nuclear reactor disappear
The ending music changes every Episode, still funky though 🎶
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sinful sunday!
you dont have to do it, but could i have this but with bakugo?
Of course you can! ♥
Warnings: aged-up Bakugo
SINFUL SUNDAY
You and your fiancé, Bakugo, received an exclusive invitation to a high-profile fashion show, a highly anticipated event in the hero world, and it was your chance to make a grand entrance.
Dressed in a stunning, floor-length red dress, you exuded elegance and confidence. The silky, red fabric clung to your curves, making you look like a million dollars.
Bakugo was the perfect complement in his sleek red suit, shiny black boots, and matching black tie. Together, you both radiated star power as you walked the red carpet, captivating the attention of paparazzi and reporters alike.
The fashion show held immense significance, as it was a platform for designers collaborating with heroes to showcase their new collections and initiate fresh partnerships. The event was a gathering of heroes, models, government officials, and influencers, making it a melting pot of glamour and influence.
As the evening unfolded, you and Bakugo briefly parted ways. He was summoned to a private gathering with the number one hero and some officials from the ministry, leaving you with some time to explore. You decided to take a stroll, eventually finding yourself in the company of a group of influencers.
Given your role as Bakugo's fiancée, you became an instant focal point for the influencers, who eagerly snapped pictures with you, ensuring your presence was well-documented. Among them, one particular influencer began to flirt with you, his playful banter met with your equally tipsy enthusiasm. The champagne you had enjoyed throughout the evening had given you a warm, bubbly confidence, making the exchange all the more entertaining.
As the night at the high-profile fashion show continued, the charismatic influencer, emboldened by the playful atmosphere, extended an invitation to dance. You accepted with a playful twirl, and together, you joined the dance floor, moving to the rhythm of the music.
After a few dances, you both decided to step outside for some fresh air. You stood by a set of tall windows, the night air crisp and cool. Holding glasses of champagne, you engaged in casual conversation, discussing everything from fashion to your experiences in the hero world.
In a moment of tenderness, the influencer reached out to your cheek, gently brushing a loose strand of hair away from your face. The connection felt innocent, but it was enough to catch Bakugo's attention. He had rejoined the main event and, to his dismay, witnessed the interaction between you and the guy.
As Bakugo stepped into the conversation, the tension in the air was palpable. His eyes, usually a fiery red, now burned with an intensity that seemed to sear through the room. His possessive nature was evident, and he didn't mince words when he addressed the influencer. "Hands off," Bakugo growled, his voice sharp and cutting like a blade. He shot a glance that practically spat sparks at the guy, leaving no room for misinterpretation.
The influencer, clearly taken aback by Bakugo's sudden presence and the intensity of his words, stammered, "I… I didn't mean any harm, Dynamight. Just having some fun, you know."
Bakugo's response was as unforgiving as his hero persona. "Fun? This is my fiancée you're messing with, dumbass. I'd suggest you step back, or we can settle it differently."
The atmosphere was icy, and the other guests in the vicinity had fallen silent, their attention now on the intense exchange. Bakugo's reputation for explosive anger was well-known, and it was evident that he wasn't going to tolerate any perceived threat to your well-being.
The influencer, now properly cowed, mumbled an apology and stepped away, retreating from the heated confrontation.
Bakugo fixed you with a piercing gaze, one eyebrow cocked in a mixture of irritation and disbelief. "You think that's funny, princess?" he asked, his voice laced with frustration.
You attempted to explain the situation to him, your words coming out in a hurried rush, but he wasn't listening.
Without further ado, Bakugo grabbed your arm, his grip firm but not unkind. He declared, "It's time to get back home. I think I need to teach you some fucking manners."
During the ride back home, you held onto the hope that Bakugo's anger would subside, that the intensity of the situation would slowly fade away. But, oh, how wrong you were. The atmosphere in the car remained tense, his grip on the steering wheel unrelenting.
As you arrived home and stepped through the front door, a sigh of relief almost escaped your lips. However, any illusion of a peaceful resolution was shattered when Bakugo, with an iron grip on your arm, pulled you close to his chest. His anger had yet to diminish.
After picking you up, he crossed the large living room and headed right to the bedroom where he threw you down to the bed and laid on top of you, placing his hand next to your head.
You felt him fumble with his zipper as he pushed your dress up to your waist.
"I'll show you it's not worth messing up with me, doll. I'll rip your cunt wide open, tsch!"
Bakugo slammed his rock-hard cock as deep as he could into your drenched pussy.
You felt him slamming into your cunt so deeply you could feel the head of his cock pushing painfully against the back wall of your pussy, all the while your pussy was shuddering and convulsing around him. Waves of muscle shuddering pleasure spreading through your stomach and thighs. "B-Bakugo! It was… Nothing! I told… You!"
Bakugo began moving his hips faster.
You watched him with a glazed expression, your eyes beaming with love and adoration. You loved the way his face looked right now, his eyes half-open as he used you to pleasure himself. His mouth still set in an angry grimace but that was slowly fading as his own pleasure began taking him over. His hot breath blowing across your face.
You wrapped your legs around his hips and began rocking your own up to meet his thrusts. You began whispering between gasps and moans of pleasure, "Yes, fuck that pussy. Split me open baby. Breed me. Give me a child."
He began thrusting faster and started to grunt softly. "Yes, fuck! I'll fuckig breed that womb of yours. You'll be round with my kid." His heavy breathing became more ragged in your ear, and he gasped out, "I'm going to cum, doll, so cum all over that thick cock." Between that, his hips were slamming his cock more frantically into your cunny and his cock swelled inside of you.
You screamed and struggled against his muscular body, feeling his whole body tense up on top of you as you convulsed against him. He stopped thrusting as he came with a guttural grunt escaping his lips as his warm seed spilled within your pussy, leaking out of you despite your cunt being still full of his dick. "Fuck you, bitch! Take it! Tsch! Take all of it!"
Moments later, Bakugo collapsed on top of you, both of your breaths mingling together in the aftermath of intense sex. "Don't you ever test me and my patience again," he warned, his lips pressing a gentle kiss to your cheek. "And I meant it. I want you to carry my child."
#doumadonos sinful sunday 🔥#sinful sunday#mha smut#bnha smut#my hero academia smut#anime smut#bakugou smut#bakugou#katsuki bakugou#mha bakugou#bakugou katsuki#bakugou x reader#bnha bakugou#mha x reader#bnha x fem!reader#mha x female reader#bakugou x fem!reader#mha x you#bnha x you#bakugo smut#bakugou scenarios#bakugo scenarios#bakugo x reader#divider by cafekitsune#aged up characters#dynamight
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Oh gods I didn't even realize it was Saturday, new Wild Life ep let's go!!! Wooo!!!
(reacting as I watch below)
Gonna do my heart a favor and just edit this post as I watch, seems to be a calm session but with the speed mechanics its only a matter of time before I see someone run off a cliff. Still recovering from the snails, small morsels of content are a must.
Grian's Wild Life Ep. 4
Grian and Mumbo doing their best to help Skizz murder is a delight as always, but I feel like their plans always seem to benefit them in the end and not Skizz.
Already terrified of the minecart cannon Grian made and I dont think theyre fast enough yet to launch it far.
Made some breakfast, some scrambled eggs with peppers and a side of, OMG SCAR
I probs should've guessed he'd immediately put a tnt minecart down to test it but everyone was so close by, gave me a lil scare. Also does Mumbo not have self preservation instincts? Cause everyone backed up but he kept staring at it, barely inching away. Guessing his redstone and curiosity instincts were stronger than his need to stay yellow.
Grian: Mumbo, is the moon fast?
Omg he said the line!
If I remember correctly speed + tnt minecart = more power, Grian holding up a shield was a good effort but dear lord that was quite the death.
Genuinely, what on earth just happened?
Mumbo died the most Looney Toon death I've ever seen, running for water and turned to ash. Scar was an absolute menace too, shooting Grian off that ledge was a very Hot Guy move. I wonder if he'll make it to the very end? I know Grian's targeting Scar now but something tells me he's gonna survive by sheer dumb luck.
SmallishBeans' Wild Life Ep. 4
Cool guys don't look at explosions! Something, something, TNT takes 4 seconds to explode. Timings are demolished.
8:00 Joel on his ballerina arc.
Took a break to finish homework, came back to Jimmy trying to take a chunk out of Joel's "somewhere" ??? Usual shenanigans it seems.
Seen Skizz frolicking in the sunflowers twice now from 2 different viewpoints, he's really enjoying his time on a death game server, proud of em.
Absolutely loving how proud everyone is of Mumbo getting a kill, always nice to see the little reminders that even though this is a death game of bloodshed and betrayal they're still friends in the end. Though I have seen clips of Bdubs holding grudges, so while everyone is friend shaped, they are not forgive and forget shaped.
Joel giving so many diamonds to Lizzie is incredible. Man's forever smitten with his missus. Lizzie the absolute queen!
Absolute chaos at the end with how Joel edited it. I know it was technical difficulties but it just fits so well with how chaotic it was.
Mumbo Jumbo's Wild Life Ep. 4
I know Mumbo placed the creeper from Grian's POV but goodness he's a little rascal given the chance.
Omg that Scott kill though was smooth as heck. He waited so long and it paid off big time. Little block break and plop, there goes the Scott! Absolutely loved how simple it went, the silence from Scott as his brain caught up to him was amazing too. I gotta watch his POV next for sure!
Is it just me or is Mumbo really going after Scott? Tasted blood and immediately became addicted to the one source. If Mumbo ends up being the reason Scott's out of the series ima laugh. The amount of paranoia Scott would have by the end of it would be immense.
And he gave up... Welp, can't wait to see him try and kill Gem next session!
#life series#wild life#traffic smp#traffic spoilers#grian#skizzleman#mumbo jumbo#goodtimeswithscar#ldshadowlady#smallishbeans#dangthatsalongname
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johnny: cool guys dont look at explosions B)
kenshi: cooler guys cant look at explosions B')
johnny:
kenshi:
johnny: kendoll-
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Cool Guys Dont Look At Explosions
#paradox live#pararai#gokuluck#yuto inukai#hancho#paralive#kenta mikoshiba#ryoga tosa#shion kaida#a decent amount of ass#explosion draw meme thingy#Catharsis is good go watch it
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okay but the Naruto universe is so fucking weird yet funny if you explain it and question it.
first, you have this lil orphan broke kid ninja boy named after a fishroll. then, you have an emo kid who acts like he got parents and a good way in life despite the fact he’s equally as much of an orphan as Mr. Broke-Blonde-Bitch. THEN you have this normal chick with pink hair who signed up for absolutely none of this nonsense yet got dragged into it. tell me why it’s these three against the world yet none of them can function together? it’s like watching ferrets hyped up on PCP fight over raw spaghetti noodles. dont even get me started when they were in school together, i can bet every person here 6 cents that at some point Sakura aka Ms. Fuckall got tired of Naruto and Sasuke’s bullshit and just tried to abandon them at an animal shelter.
speaking of school and general tomfoolery, why was the dude in charge of these three young squishy brained freaks the most depressed 20 something year old creature on the planet? i will admit, Kakashi is attractive and a great dude. he is so iconic, he misses his old team, and it’s clear he wanted best for his Group of Weird Children but he also reads porn all day and his mask probs smells like cheap aftershave.
if i was a 13 year old ninja child and i saw my sensai (who’s name sounds like cashew) doing all that i’d assume im either about to learn a sick ass skill (how to not cope with emotional trauma properly) or im about to get my ass handed to me. or im about to dropout.
back on track. so you’ve got orphan #1, orphan #2, Ms. Get-Me-Out-Of-Here, and Emotionally Repressed Man in one team. what do the kids do? beef for like 3048384 episodes. what does Kakashi do? try to teach them the power of friendship the entire damn series. oh, and let’s not forget that Naruto apparently has a demon fox inside him because of course he does.
anyways, once the team gets good at teaming they haul off to take their lil ninja exams. who do they meet? some kid named Gaara with smudged eyeliner and shaved brows. he’s a red-head, that’s cute. oh and he can control sand and tries to kill every child in the exams because his dad is a piece of shit hipster. who else do they meet? a kid named Rock Lee who can kick really hard, a girl named Tenten who wishes for all of us to stfu, and poor Neji who can’t keep doing this. there’s also some guy named Guy. yeah, the chunin exams nearly flop because Gaara doesn’t know how to act right.
all this is happening but the pivotal of it all? Sasuke decides to be extra emo and FUCKS OFF TO KILL HIS HALF BLIND SICKLY OLDER TWINK BROTHER.
then, Naruto decides he wants to harness his powers and FUCKS OFF WITH AN OLD ASS BUSHY HAIRED MAN WHO WRITES PORN. Jiraiya needs to be studied on a microscopic spiritual level. he is why SCP’s exist.
who let these kids out? i told you all not to feed the animals and look what happened. now theres beef between a group of kids and the akatsuki.
oh and the akatsuki?? don’t get me started. wtf is that. why is this group of fucked up people with weird powers who are being led by a ginger hive mind of corpses just wandering around? and why is Weasel, aka Itachi, in the middle of it with his goofy explosive hypnotic eyeballs? i want them all put down.
so you’ve got the evil eldirch horrors in the streets. thats fine. Naruto gets put into a new gang cuz Kakashi has to hospitalized. cool, whatever. Naruto decides to start hutning down his rogue boyfriend alongside Sakura, who became a sickass ninja doctor, along with his new sensei Yamato. wonderful… THEN SOME BITCH NAMED SAI SHOWS UP.
DO NOT GET ME STARTED.
what is that? why is it emo? why is its tongue tattooed? put it back outside bro i stg. i love him so much.
everything is just everywhere in this anime bro I can’t. Sasuke is no where to be seen, Naruto is doing fuckall across the world with his groupie, Kakashi is lowkey sad again cuz his kids are gone, and Sakura can barely breathe without issues occurring.
not just that but the twink brother named Weasel is being stupid and enables his own murder. yeah he basically wants Sasuke to come for his ass. meanwhile, Naruto comes home bigger, better, older but still broke and full of fox demon. still, not a single soul except his friends and teachers like him. shit gets even more wild, it becomes knock-off Cheetah Girls vs. The World.
girl i gotta go before i hurt someone. see yall in part 2.
(all of this is heavily unedited, apologies for mistakes)
#naruto#kakashi hatake#sasuke uchiha#itachi uchiha#sakura#yamato#slander#who fed the animals I stg#guys I love this anime plz don’t come for me#yapping#part 2 might be tn or tomorrow idk#uchiha sasuke#uchiha itachi#uchiha obito#hatake kakashi
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fab four injuries notes because i need this written down somewhere
ghoul
hes the most injured one. like. hes barely aware of his body. please babygirl be more careful
like writing down all his scars would take so long because hes pretty much covered in them so im cutting this short
first hes got the mouth thing. from nanana. he got the corners of his mouth torn open on one side so he has a big scar (he had trouble to talk correctly the first few months of it healing) but he thinks it looks pretty cool
once he blew half of his left ear off. by ACCIDENT. he shot it himself BY ACCIDENT. i swear you cant leave this guy alone more than one minute
also a lot of his scars are caused from burns/explosions when making experiments on explosives or in firefights
his right ear has a deep deep cut on it cos he did that on a dare. please stop babygirl
he has like frankenstein stitches on various parts of body because its a cool way to heal his injuries. hes got various when reattaching limbs to his body (most on arms and right leg), one of the neck too
his left leg is a prosthetic!!!! he didnt manage to stitch the injury and they had to amputate. the design was made by he and kobra. they had fun doing it :}
uh. thats the most of it for him but hes got way more than that
jet!
well eye ofc. id say like he has a full on big scar on all the face and he wears an eyepatch cos it scares the girl a bit
uh he has a scar accros the nose and cheek too! it looks pretty rad
hes missing two fingers on his left hand
has a shit ton of scars on his back from trying to protect the other three from dracs once and getting all shot
uh he had an ankle broken and it didnt heal well so he has a bad leg and cant run well/walk long distances
party
they have a prosthetic arm. made by ghoul. nothing else to say i love them a lot
big nasty scars on the neck/chin. i dont know how he got them but well
scars on the back of the hand cos they got shot through the palm once
scars across the thigh
uh he (and kobra) have small scars on skin cos of acne (im projecting ok)
wrists
idk i think they dont have as much as the others?? for some reason
kobra
i dont know how many times i said this but. he has a permantly injured elbow from an accident on the crash track. it hurts often
like i said, small acne scars
hes missing a pinky toe and wont wear sandals because of it
scar on the side that goes down on his hip and ends on his thigh
on the down part of his back, hes got like small scars (he fell on a cactus when he was thirteen)
scars just above shoulderblade
hes got a small small barely visible scar on his cheek
you cant see them, but he has a scar on his skull (under hair) for hitting himself on the corner of a drawer when standing up 😔
#theyre silly#killjoys#killjoys headcanons#danger days#ttlotfk#danger days headcanons#fun ghoul#killjoys headcanon#kobra kid#fabulous killjoys#party poison#jet star#death talks#fab four#fab four headcanons
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me explaining pradr to screamp
v whole rant under the cut
its a guy trying to find his ((figurative))soulmate in people who are decidedly nefur going to be that and two losers who already have their respective ((figurative))soulmate and arent looking fur anofur one and yet end up finding someone who still isnt that but nonetheless ends up being impurrtant to them despite efurrything
also hes like their little attack dog they look down on but actually he is not a dog he is like a loose coyote
with rabies
but they have fun togefur,,,,,, mewsually shallow, hedonistic fun, on the tallits end, with dip trying and occasionally succeeding to get them to have His definition of fun ((petty rivalry)), but its still nefur gonna be like zim but it does feel good to "corrupt" uppity irken leaders into playing enemy tuoys with mew
so its mostly a lot of dib suffuring but mew cant say that being attracted to dib membrane isnt its own kind of misery
though
even if not Written Down on Paper Illegal ((though itd still purrobably be like. grounds fur punishment)) its definitely a really. really. really. really. really bad look fur them
or purrhaps Looking Fucking Cringe is enough punishment,,,
ur making the empire look bad. stop it. kicks them
well,,,,,,,,,,, i dont know what the fuck reds purroblem is but he certainly clawses most of his own purroblems. hes too much of a damn enabler,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
im not sure how to phrase this next sentence theres a lot of opinions im trying to condense into compurrehendable sentences
its,,, more interesting to me to give him the Role of figurative masochist or loser or smitten or sub etc beclaws of how hes the Cool Guy the big talker the "Competent One". or maybe thats just me and my "the stereotypical top gets topped" fetish
and furankly ourp does not give me the vibes of "guy who takes these things that seriously" or "wants to have an emotional connection guy" though to purresume red is That much better would be a mistake
hes still a jerk and an irken and a tallits
wurple,,, just likes a funny little guy. hes having a laugh. its Interesting and New even if dibs rlly gross and annoying and stupid and asks too many questions and,,, well,,,,,, at least he can still bully him at the end of the day
i think trying to connect earnestly with ourp is a struggle fur anyone even red who has the advantage of Knowing Him Since Furefur
beclaws ourp dont caaaaaaare
but if they did,,,,
((they being ourp n dip))
one of dibs main traits is being purrceptive. and noticing that purp might not be as stupid as hes been letting himself be,,,
i dont think purp is Insecure about his place in life at all. i dont think he goes "waaa people think im dumb"
its more like
"aha ur smarter than u look human. but im still not doing the dishes just bcs u noticed im not actually too stupid to do them"
and dip unintentionally getting him to Try Harder and thus have more fun than just doing explosions efurry day
dib membrane is like those brain exercises mew have to do in order to keep mewrself furom brainrotting in human furm fur gay irkens ((including zim))
as fur them to him,,,,,
its complicated. hed really fuckin hate being looked down on and being treated like some jester. but him trying to break out of that role theyve set fur him will annoy them but itd also make him more Interesting, even if not in a necessarily Good way. theres a lot of things about eachofur that they just straight up hate and its hard to say when they start being intolerable to eachofur
but Eventually,,,, getting the god-empurrors of an alien empire to Like mew? even if mew hate what they stand fur, thats Gotta be some kind of ego boost,,,
maybe they can get him to lighten the fuck up just a little
and influence him in ofur, unfurtunate ways,,,,
dib finds himself accidentally being purroud of how tall he is when he mewsed to not gaf
or "murder is ok as long as its not humans"
dib can yap at them all he wants about "maybe blowing planets up is bad actually" but what can he say? he only cares about His planet. alllll hes doin is yapping and swearing how hell take down their whole empire,,, whiner
and also trying to start fights that would really look bad fur them if they took seriously at all even if just fur fun but hes REALLY annoying and punchable and tussling sounds reaaaaallyy fun and so does winning,,,
reminds them of their elite days,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ok tl;dr purple => dib: thinks hes funny and stupid and inferior and doesnt like being insulted by his bigheaddedness but likes bullying him and ocassionally bullying WITH him. hates that dib starts taking them less seriously as a threat and calling them stupit and doesnt even like getting his weaponized incompetence called out but it does make dib more interesting fur it dib => purple: dib thinks hes stupit and stops taking the tallits seriously but thinks purp specifically is soooo mean and sadistic to him and doesnt take dib seriously eifur what a bully but riling him up is funny and sometimes bullying With him feels good and getting purp to Lock In is especially fun ((and scary)). enjoys that wurple will expawsition Irken Knowledge to him just beclaws he likes being better at remembering things than red red => dib: thinks hes funny and stupid and inferior and hey wait a minute hes been listening to dib talk about ghosts fur 5 hours now surely hell stop Eventually... red tolerates dib too much even though he still definitely loves bullying him but just like zim he foolishly thinks that Maybe enabling him a little will make him less annoying,,,, it does not. red cant help accidentally taking dib seriously sometimes and engaging and talking with him on a normal level. it makes dib even more annoying to him. but actually noticing dibs purrsonality sure does make him more new and interesting to be around,,,,,,, dib => red: oh ok theyre Both stupid and not as much of a threat as hed hoped thought. but red occasionally being Competent and not treating him like an idiot sometimes makes him want to see how fur that goes. he Will make them take him seriously. dib is a Real Threat!! mew hear him!!!! likes that red will "listen" [read: zone out] to his rants and that hell play into the "hero v villain" thing more often. purrobably the furst one he bonds with as a purrson past the tallits learned vapidity. and then swiftly reminded hes still jerkish and egotistical
ok not much of a tl;dr damn
#furces mew to read my thoughts so mew too can learn to appurreciate them#admittedly im not the BEST at turning my thoughts into words let alone shortening and simplifying them but i tried#iz#invader zim#pradr#longpost#vermi.txt
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Enjoyed ep 11 today although I got more of a mild sense of dread than being tense/ jumpy the whole time than usual with magnus
Some key points I noticed
Ink5oul is definitely back .Kinda reminds me of Jared Hopworth with the body stuff .Could they maybe not be as malevolent as they seemed ??
I think I ship Dyehard/Dyhard now ( I was previously undecided on ships except for knowing I didn't like Sam x Celia but that Mocha scene) Also it has a cool ship name
I have been looking out for static with lying but I didn't really hear much static personaly.
Who is jack? I've heard speculation about Jack Barnabus ( Agnes coffee shop guy) and I know I heard Jonny say in the season 5 Qand A that if he could redo magnus he would explore Agnes more.
WHATS CELIAS DEAL? Why is she sleeping on grass/ teleporting I DONT TRUST HER
Alice Is being FOLLOWED defiantly sounds linked to the eye to me .Could possibly be ERROR ? I don't think Alice will die first though.
Today's statement giver sounds like the vast or lonley on the surface with all the ocean stuff but I defiantly think it's something more ocean specific as vast statement givers usually talk about wide expanses or endlessness and stuff which this gut didn't and he didn't seem particularly withdrawn.I reckon the main guy was defiantly an avatar
Episode title : MARKED !!!This doesn't seem to link super well with the statement which makes me think it's one of the OIAR staff . Maybe Gwen after the whole Mr Bonzo thing but I also think it could be Alice . I do trust Alice and Gwen though.I think Alice knows stuff but is trying to help people out I think Gwen doesn't know as much as she thinks and Celia knows too much but refuses to say ( I DONT TRUST CELIA) .I kinda trust Lena because her being Evil mastermind boss would be too similar to Elias.
WHO'S NAME DID BONZO GET ??!!Lena said pay attention to the case files so could it be Ink5oul ? I also think it could be an OIAR employee : could be Alice as she was followed but I don't think she'll be killed off yet .Could be Sam ( fake out protaganist?) Personally I'm hoping it's CELIA but I'll ha e to wait and see.
Not especially relevant to this episode but Gerry sounded WAY too happy when he was introduced . I reckon Gertrude is drugging him ( or using some supernatural thing to control him)
Also I re listened to MAG 111 and noticed Gerry mentioning Gertrude hiding the key to her storage locker( where explosives were) in the institute could this be the key Sam and Alice found???
The statement this ep seems like an obvious metaphor for Jon as the guy ( can't remember his name G something but not Gerrad, maybe Gordon) wanted desperately to know what was in the sea so could link to Jon's Archivist stuff .Is it to obvious though??Not convinced it is JonMartin in the computer but I really hope it is as Jon/Chesters statements seem to be all about hunting down too much knowledge / becoming a monster and all Martin/Noris's statements seem to be about love and loss.Could be some fragmented web stuff though.
Thats about it.I think my anti celia bias is starting to show throughout this, oh well
#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#the magnus archives#the magnus institute#the magnus pod#elias bouchard#the archives#jonmartin#jmj error#oiar#alice dyer#gwendolyn bouchard#samama khalid#sam khalid#gwen bouchard#celia ripley#bonzo tmagp#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#tmagp speculation#theory#red string brigade#alice x gwen#the magnus protocol#mr bonzo#bonzo bonzo bonzo#bonzo
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hey uhm could you tell us more about your fantrolls? they all look really cool but i dont know much more about them besides that. :P (also i like jhudas shes very pretty :])
OH ABSOLUTELY!! You have no idea how happy I am to get messages like this! This is gonna be a long post just because I want to get all of my guys in here, apologies in advance!
Not all of my trolls have fully fleshed out backstories yet, but the ones with dancestors are part of a fansession I'm in, they've had the most development by far.
Armane
Armane is probably my most neglected character, but I do really love his design and concept! He's a Burgundy with a lot of fight in him, despite his weak stature. He partakes in a lot of underground fighting rings in lowblood districts, usually to take out his anger or earn a little extra money. He's obviously gotten very hurt from it many times in the past, but that hasn't scared him away from a fight just yet. One of the reasons he gets violent so often is just the fact that he wants to prove himself to be tough and independent, since his lusus is very protective of him and has been ever since he was a wriggler. He's just a little problem child.
Armane is very afraid of death, but he hates mentioning or bringing up any of his fears. In general, he just isn't a very social or talkative troll, preferring actions over words and keeping his distance in any kind of gatherings. You could probably get him to warm up to you easy if you don't pose as a threat, but Armane follows the hemospectrum pretty strictly, and usually won't talk to mid bloods or higher on his own.
Nonemu
Nonemu is the leader of a cult called the Anon Trolls. I haven't done very much with their character in terms of backstory yet, since I really like them as a blank slate for whatever I could use them in. Her cult is meant to serve as an escape from society, living in a commune much more isolated from other trolls. To be apart of the family is to denounce your place in the hemospectrum and completely hide your color, as a way of being treated equally amongst everyone else in the commune. It's unknown what caste Nonemu is, but some say all the possible traits are hidden away, like their eye color for example.
Nonemu is a very kind and patient troll, serving as a sort of parental figure over his commune. He takes great responsibility and pride in his work, and can be quite a mystery to talk to. Nonemu is the type of person to speak in very vague terms, never really being fully truthful or transparent. It's up to interpretation whether or not they can be considered truly kind or malicious with their intentions.
Fennek
Ok Fennek is like. Think of troll Jesse Pinkman and that's what you got. My concepts for Fennek are in general pretty scattered, but his main gig is that he participates in a lot of illegal business as a supplier and seller. Having grown up on internet culture and self study, Fennek has taught himself all kinds of useful skills in advancing his unfortunate position to make the most of life. Chemicals and weapons are his specialty, but his skills and personality are nearly opposite.
Fennek is a very chill and easy-going kind of guy, never really taking any situations seriously. It's a wonder he hasn't died yet with the amount of life threatening risks he puts himself in. The mask really is the only precaution he takes when it comes to working with chemicals or other substances, his hair is probably full of toxic shit. It kind of gives off the idea that Fennek knows he won't live very long anyway, so he doesn't care either way. Live life to the fullest while you can.
Trinet
Admittedly, the dancestor designs are some of my favorites. The first concept for Trinet was that I just wanted a troll who was really into explosives, and oh boy is he into them. Similar to his dancestor, Trinet is an inventor who specializes in bombs. Explosives of any kind! He's very loud, probably due to the fact that his hearing isn't all there. It's probably a Snuzek tradition to just not be properly equipped for the shit you're trying to do, precautions aren't a concern whatsoever.
Trinet is VERY outgoing and active! He talks a lot and fast, you might not catch everything he says. Although his personality kind of gives off the idea that he's dumb or aloof, he's much more impressive when talking about the stuff he actually knows, like how to make this specific bomb or what that compound of elements can make! With how bright and joyful he seems, sometimes the things he talks about can be pretty dark or upsetting. There are lots of themes of death surrounding both Snuzeks, which I'll probably elaborate more on another post.
Zuzu
Zuzu is a whole fucking bundle of fun!! Ok the original concept was supposed to be a DJ troll, but somewhere through the designing process, they ended up turning into a Vocaloid. Centered around a lot of 2010 scene-type themes, Zuzu is an underground music artist and singer trying to make a name for herself. She'll take up any gigs available, hoping to be the party of the life and meet all kinds of trolls. Unfortunately, the music business is tough, and trying to get famous off of it is a lot more work than he initially thought.
Zuzu is the type of troll you'd go to for help or advice, a people pleaser with the full intention of trying to look good in the eyes of everyone. They can be pretty pushy at times, and they're not very good at reading the room. Although Zuzu means well, they fuck up social situations frequently, instead making him seem desperate or clingy. It seems like their emotions are amplified on all sides of the spectrum, one bad day can be a harsh blow for them.
Farrow
Although scary looking at first glance, Farrow is probably one of the most harmless trolls you'll meet. A simple farmer with a goal to live a just as simple life, Farrow is a recluse who lives on the outskirts of the city. They hardly ever interact with other trolls, not after an incident that caused them to lose their vision. A long time ago, Farrow worked as a bounty hunter, usually taking culling jobs as a means of getting trades for other goods. Now Farrow has taken up a more harmless line of work, disposing of the bodies from other troll's dirty work. They'll get rid of anything you might need to hide, using it for their own benefit such as fertilizer or food for their lusus.
In general, Farrow is very close to their lusus, using him as a guide around the farm and other places. Laying low is the next best option, but Farrow really doesn't mind. They are a welcoming troll with a habit of appearing much scarier than they mean to. Whether it be a creepy smile or misjudging you for an intruder, Farrow walks the line of good and bad. They don't really see their actions as immoral, simply understanding that their planet is a cruel place, and they really aren't the worst there is out there.
Fichte
Fichte was my first fan troll ever, originally used as a persona and turned into a dumbass philosopher. He is an absolute stuck up prick and will not apologize for any of his behavior. As cold cut as you can get with someone, Fichte is the type that will upright tell you his intentions and then get upset when you don't follow through with them like he wants. He'll study you, use you for research, and completely discard you after if you aren't of any use to him.
While seemingly emotionally distant, if you spend even a little time with him had he not pissed you off already, you might start to see signs of insecurity or loneliness. Fichte always favors logic over emotions, finding comfort in knowledge rather than the untameable pool of socialization. The subjects he studies varies, but his main interest is philosophy and studying the behavior of other trolls. One thing he especially loves doing is keeping notes of just about everyone he meets, and he has plenty of notebooks filled with just that.
Xarlow
Xarlow is just the guy you'd expect him to be, a silly clown guy with a horrible personality. He likes to consider himself popular and well known, running his own circus with his found siblings and performing to his heart's content. Xarlow specializes in the art of extreme performance, commiting acts of violence against others and himself. His tight corset is in fact one of the self proclaimed "art pieces" of his, using his body as a canvas and thereby destroying it. Speaking of, Xarlow had managed to lose one of his horns by accident during a public show, which ended in him tearing out the other to match. That was not a pretty show.
Xarlow doesn't seek sympathy. He isn't a good person outside of performing and he knows it. The general consensus of his personality is that he's bad, but there are so many personalities to choose from that it becomes confusing at times to pinpoint just one. He's manipulative and cruel, hypocritical at its worse. His history with Fichte is a great example of this cruelty, moirails turned kismesis to what eventually became too toxic to keep. They both hurt each other in their own ways, it's difficult to take sides. One thing is for certain is that their experience has had lasting effects, Xarlow isn't someone you should consider for a quadrant.
Onette
Onette is the definition of a gentle giant. What you see on the outside is entirely what's on the inside, a harmless troll who wants nothing more than to just create and enjoy life. A very soft spoken girl, Onette tries her best to appear harmless and approachable despite her size and caste, dressing in delicate clothing and using a gentle, warm voice to reassure others. Onette has a fascination with creation and art, one of her biggest hobbies being that of making dolls and paintings.
Onette has a certain distain for those in her own caste, often chastising them for their treatment of lowbloods, but doing nothing herself to stop them. She's soft, but perhaps too soft. Onette can be frightened easily, and is extremely nonconfrontational, something that she has a difficult time trying to come to terms with. Ironically, Onette has an interest in purplebloods especially, due to their popularity in being known as clowns. Many of her dolls are inspired by them, which can almost be seen as creepy or obsessive if you stepped into her hive.
Jhudas
Jhudas is very different from her dancestor, nearly opposite in nature. My biggest inspiration for her was the song Brutus, which can be seen in both her design and personality. She is a backstabber, often engaging in violence of all kind just to pave her way to the top. Unlike Onette, Jhudas has a clear hatred for the castes above her, purplebloods especially because she believes they rub their position in her face as being the caste right above. Jhudas deals with anger issues, and will likely explode on you with any minor inconvenience. She works as an assassin, usually taking up jobs from fellow highbloods even if she despises that fact.
Jhudas will be subservient to those she works for, but you can tell there are ulterior motives behind it. Waiting for the right moment to strike, to prove she is above everyone else in order to get what she wants. Despite all this, Jhudas may be one of your best allies, especially in quadrants. She's protective of those she deems worthy, and exerts a lot of tough love if she believes you can do better in handling yourself. It's just advised you should watch your back with her no matter what.
Veictr
Just from looks alone, you can tell what his deal is. Crazy scientist troll with the absolute worst intentions, gleefully using others in his nonsensical experiments all for the name of research. Veictr is just that! Everything about him should tell you that he's dangerous, and he very much is. Having stole the headlight of his dear lusus after a particularly nasty fight, Veictr began his work diving into the world of body modifications and mutation. He managed to find a way to hook the light to his own system, forming a symbiotic relationship with his body and the bacteria just as a symbol of award from his lusus.
Veictr is quite a confusing character in terms of personality, showing absolutely no sympathy for anyone while also being a sweetheart to those who manage to stay alive in his presence. He doesn't mean to intentionally hurt anyone, it just so happens that death and injury occurs when experiments fail. He's quite giggly too, with a hyperactive attitude and a great interest in others, Veictr can make for great conversation. His curiosity knows no bounds, and it really is a wonder how he manages to prove some of his theories correct.
Lucius
Lucius is probably the most unfortunate of my trolls. Having suffered the consequences of their own actions, Lucius managed to find herself trapped at the bottom of the ocean by a certain Fuchsia due to an obsession gone too far. Before this incident, she was considered a dangerous troll, perhaps just as much as her dancestor, but unfortunately, she was shut down far before she could get too bad. Although her entrapment was meant to be her execution, Lucius managed to survive with the help of her lusus, escaping after a sweep of just barely making it out.
Now, Lucius is an entirely different person. After so long of being in isolation, they've become paranoid and weak, suffering the many effects the ocean put them through. What was the most interesting part, however, was the fact that they returned with a strange mutation. It is unknown how exactly it happened, but Lucius now suffers with a bioluminescent stomach, her skin seeming thinner or perhaps even transparent.
Her story breaks off into many directions depending on the context, but one involves the scientific interest her own dancestor took of her after being discovered in this state. I'm currently in the progress of making an animatic based on this particular outcome which I'm very excited about! More lore stuff to be expanded on later.
This is the general information for each of my characters so far! There's a lot more detail I'd like to expand on in separate posts, especially considering I'm trying to cram a bunch into one. I really really appreciate the interest in my characters, and I hope to post more content about them soon! It makes me super happy that people enjoy them as much as I do.
This took a while to make LMAO
#homestuck#homestuck oc#fantroll#oh get ready for these tags#armane cedroc#fennek snuzek#trinet snuzek#zedroi telcho#farrow takshi#fichte nicolo#onette anikin#jhudas anikin#xarlow anowin#veictr loffei#lucius loffei#nonemu#long post
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Office au where Matthew just got promoted and given a transfer to the main building of the company and while hob otherwise seems like a good dude... the way he treats his fiance is despicable!! Matthew catches him showing candid pics of his boss in the shower off and the other skeezy dudes saying "what they would like to do to the bitch". Matthew notices how hobs fists clench at this and his smile seems to take on a dangerous edge but nobody else seems to care.. he confronts hob casually just like "woah dude that Not Cool to be betraying someones trust like that??" But hob seems completely different and just gives him an awkward little grimace. But it keeps HAPPENING where hob will give the water cooler gossip about how much of a whiny slut dream actually is and Matthew has only met dream like twice and both times hes been an absolute Nightmare to deal with but thats still so fucked up no matter who it is!! This ends with Matthew getting angry that hob wont stop so he tells DREAM and its literally the worst conversation hes had in his life. Dream is like "yeah its a fetish we plan it out:)" and Matthew is like "OKAY IM LEAVING YOUR OFFICE NOW!!" he apologizes to hob who just finds it fucking hilarious instead of being angry but jokingly has him promise not to tell anyone as to not "ruin dreams fun" Matthew finds out while hob enjoys it greatly as well he says "given the opportunity i would beat most of these guys to death for what they genuinely say about dream so thats why i dont go out for drinks after work haha:)" Matthew is weirded out but cant help but notice all the tells after that... awkward...
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I deadass haven't stopped thinking about this since I first read it akdjfjgjdjdj
I'm imagining that conversation between Dream and Matthew...
"Hey boss. Can I just have a word?" He asks, hovering next to the door. It's time to go home, but Dream usually stays late anyway. And Matthew is pretty sure that he'll want to hear this.
"Go ahead." Dream says, waving his hand imperiously. He's still looking at the graphs from last quarter. "I am listening."
Matthew takes a deep breath. "Well, I know I haven't been hear long, but I really respect you, boss. And I feel like if it was the other way around, I'd want someone to tell me. Mr Gadling is your boyfriend, right?"
Dream looks up and raises an eyebrow. "My fiancé. What of it?"
Matthew shuffles awkwardly. Its worse now that Dream is looking at him. "Well, I've just noticed some stuff. He's being kind of... sleazy, I guess? I didn't really wanna join in but he was showing these pictures to some of the other guys. Pretty sure it was you, boss. In some... compromising positions."
Dream’s eyebrow twitches. "I see. Go on."
"He was saying some kind of gross things. I was trying not to listen! But he was talking about how... how you like it in the bedroom. Real degrading shit."
Dream sighs, and Matthew awaits what feels like an inevitable explosion. Instead, Dream smiles at him.
"It was very brave of you to tell me this, Matthew. I thank you, and I will not forget your loyalty." Matthew feels himself blushing. "But. There is no need for concern. I asked Mr Gadling to do what you have described. It is what you might call... a "kink thing"."
Matthew chokes on his next mouthful of air. "Oh. OH. Shit, I am so sorry, boss."
Dream’s eyes twinkle in a surprisingly friendly manner. "It is quite alright, Matthew. If anything I am quite pleased." He gives another imperious little hand wave. "You will receive a bonus on your next paycheck. Good evening."
Matthew decides that maybe it's time for a vacation, actually.
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Godzilla Minus One thoughts (SPOILERS)
TLDW: Godzilla Minus One is easily one of the all time best films in the franchise so far. While it isn't my personal favorite, it absolutely deserves the praise fans and critics seem to be giving it. Outside from some personal nitpicks, I'd say this entry is worthy of standing shoulder-to-shoulder with the best.
10/10
THOUGHTS AND SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT!!! GO SEE IT!!!!!!
Boy does this movies come in swinging! Koichi setting up the main conflict of feeling like he is a coward (he's not, as the movie goes on to point out) and then the whiplash of GODZILLASAURUS
I know its just an unmutated Godzilla but HOLY FUCK the similarities are there and I love the design.
Personal nitpick #1: was hoping the movies would go more in depth with the origin of its Godzilla but the movies isn't really about what Godzilla is but rather what he does and represents to the story. As a result they don't really say what he is other than he is known to Odo Island's folklore. I like that, it gives him a mysterious vibe.
I gasped because I thought he ate a guy be then he yeeted him
Poor Koichi Can't Catch a Break the Movie
Noriko was great. It's clear she isn't used to being looked after and it shows.
Speaking of which, ALL the characters are wonderful. The Reiwa era looks like it is being defined by stronger human characters and stories and I am all here for that!
I'm actually surprised that the trailers (or at least the 2 I watched) didn't show to much Godzilla action. Or at least the final battle.
Godzilla REALLY has it out for folks in this movie. That lack of a clear origin helps actually. His attacks are sudden and brutal. He is REALLY visibly pissed off too.
SPEAKING OF BRUTAL HOLY FUCK!!! For as much damage Godzilla does to everyone, he gets FUCKED UP! Half his face blasted off! It's cool the see his regeneration ability realized in CG
Personal Nitpick #2: I do wish they had made Godzilla a more obviously tragic character. He is just as much a victim of war as he is a symbol of it. Again though, that isn't what this movie is about, and the ending does at least suggest a sequel isn't completely out of the question, so maybe we can still see why Godzilla decided that All Humans Are Bad.
His atomic breath is wild man. Creating mushroom clouds and massive creators is some nightmare fuel shit.
NORIKO NOOOOOOOOO :(
(dont worry she lives)
The plan to kill Godzilla was interesting. Explosive decompression is not really the first thing I would have thought up for a sea monster that brings up deep sea fish but the speed at which it happens is important.
KOICHI NOOOOOO (its okay he ejected)
Personal Nitpick #3:... I don't really like how they defeated Godzilla. I thought it was overkill. Like, yeah I get that Koichi needs to have is moment and all but blowing his head up I thought was a little much. and then he crumbles away? I guess he was frozen? Cool visual though. I imagine it was hell to convince Toho to have Godzilla die that way.
I heard Yamazaki was a big GMK fan, and the last scene really makes it obvious. I wonder if he isn't available for a sequel, Yamazaki would request Kaneko to direct...
Hey Noriko is alive!!!! Hey what's that on her neck? Why does it look like Godzilla's dorsal plate? Oh God Please Let Koichi Be Happy He Has Been Through Too Much.
The overall message of the movie is so goddamn moving, Live. That isn't a request, that's an order, a demand. Live, you should be happy to be alive. You may not think it, but people love you. People can forgive you. You don't deserve to die. Live and fight for the next generation so they don't make our mistakes. It is tough but you and people around you can make it better. You. Will. Live.
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