#cool guys dont look at explosions

[juliberrylive]

"you wanna fight?" 💥

(textless version under cut)

[vspin]

Warhammer 40.000 Combat

[archecopeteryx]

Cool guys don't look at explosions! These two are definitely the cool guys in question. I think I settled with some Zoro for the next pictures. The Zoro lobby is also strong in me. (how couldn't it?)

❤️ANY Support is GREATLY appreciated!❤️

[henry-the-winner]

💥

𝔖𝔞𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔟𝔶𝔢, 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢.

[gyurilla]

if i say, i love you - i want to talk to him

pairing: riwoo x afab!reader

synopsis: riwoo accidentally retweets one of your old posts, thinking he’s on his spam account. he quickly deletes it, but your friend manages to screenshot it before it’s gone. you play it cool, acting like it was no big deal—pretending you haven’t secretly had a crush on him for years and thinking it was just a harmless mistake. but riwoo knows it wasn’t a mistake

genre: slow burn, mutual crush, angst?, fluff, humor, smau & half written, non idols, university au

contains: cursing !half written!

taglist:

@pinkiwinkiminki @banez @oowir @viesin @nujeskz @torkorpse @coffee-addict-kitten @8makes1atom @tempewra @jungwonbropls @janjoonty @uncasings @lvlyhiyyih @tkooooop @quinnynation @addictedtoboba @letwiiparkjay @skibidihan

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the hangout was nice and calm, a soothing balm for your nerves. it was exactly what you needed after jungwon’s explosive outburst.

as you spent time with the three, you felt their anxiety melting away, replaced by warm laughter and easy conversation. sunoo’s gentle smile and reassuring presence were a balm to their soul.

for a while, they forgot about jungwon’s harsh words towards you and simply enjoyed your guys meal.

sunoo spoke up first, “i dont know what’s gotten into jungwon lately, im worried” sunoo said, his brows furrowed in concern

you nodded in agreement, “i know, right? he’s been kinda off lately. i’ve never seen him like this before.”

hanni, who had been typing away on her phone, looked up with a scowl. “uh-huh” she muttered, her thumbs flying across the screen as she continued texting.

moka frowned, “we should talk to jungwon, see if everything's okay.”

sunooma expression turned thoughtful. “you’re right. i’ll try to talk to him tomorrow, see if i can get anything out of him.”

hanni grunted, still absorbed in her phone, “good luck with that...”

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a/n: i feel like this chapter was rushed im sorry t_t - the photos i use for yn when posting on twt are from @/nueisuu

[astrocaramelb0y]

Three Episodes into Good Omens, I have picked up:

Aziraphale has a very cool Bookshop✅

Crowley has bright yellow snake eyes and a tattoo next to his ear. Dont know how I didnt notice till now

Gabriel & Sandalphon coming in and asking for pornography = most angels that dont spend as much time on earth as Aziraphale does, don't seem to have much idea on how humans work

Sandalphon turned people into salt?

The four horsemen are coming

Hastur's eyes are terrifyingly pitch black, you cant really tell where he's looking

The Summoner is just some poor postman doing his very best

War has a sword

A Witchfinder called "Thou shalt not commit adultery Pulsifier"

Agnes Nutter. Nut-ter. I am more immature than I thought. A witch whose advice outshines that of today's fitness influencers, wrote a book of all her prophecies

SHE HAD EXPLOSIVES IN HER DRESS OH GOD

Witchfinder's descedant, Newton, extremely unlucky with PCs, finds a new job as Witchfinder

Agnes' descendant moves to Tadfield

Crowley has plants that are scared of him. They're shaking in fear and I am, too

Crowley drives irresponsibly

Adam has a silly friend group

Crowley and Aziraphale's friendship kind of seems more than platonic. Idk something about the way they look at eachother sometimes

Paintball

KISS SCENE?

Nevermind the nurse interrupted

The witch gets hit by Crowley's car

She forgot her Book

Aziraphale reads the prophecy book, finds phone mumber of Adam's family

A&C were there for basically every important historic event watching it together, sometimes helping eachother

Crowley wants Holy Water???

Secret Book Trade with very very Bad people

Bomb dropped on church

Crowley saves Aziraphales' precious books. Idk guys they seem like a couple to me

Aziraphale gives him the Holy Water he wanted

Adam's Aura is huge and also a rainbow

The Witchfinder General is a liar

Famine loves luxury restaurants, and owns some

Chow, food that doesnt have any food in it

Crowley and Aziraphale break up??I If they ever were together? Or friends

Adam made a Nuclear reactor disappear

The ending music changes every Episode, still funky though 🎶

[doumadono]

sinful sunday!

you dont have to do it, but could i have this but with bakugo?

Of course you can! ♥

Warnings: aged-up Bakugo

SINFUL SUNDAY

You and your fiancé, Bakugo, received an exclusive invitation to a high-profile fashion show, a highly anticipated event in the hero world, and it was your chance to make a grand entrance.

Dressed in a stunning, floor-length red dress, you exuded elegance and confidence. The silky, red fabric clung to your curves, making you look like a million dollars.

Bakugo was the perfect complement in his sleek red suit, shiny black boots, and matching black tie. Together, you both radiated star power as you walked the red carpet, captivating the attention of paparazzi and reporters alike.

The fashion show held immense significance, as it was a platform for designers collaborating with heroes to showcase their new collections and initiate fresh partnerships. The event was a gathering of heroes, models, government officials, and influencers, making it a melting pot of glamour and influence.

As the evening unfolded, you and Bakugo briefly parted ways. He was summoned to a private gathering with the number one hero and some officials from the ministry, leaving you with some time to explore. You decided to take a stroll, eventually finding yourself in the company of a group of influencers.

Given your role as Bakugo's fiancée, you became an instant focal point for the influencers, who eagerly snapped pictures with you, ensuring your presence was well-documented. Among them, one particular influencer began to flirt with you, his playful banter met with your equally tipsy enthusiasm. The champagne you had enjoyed throughout the evening had given you a warm, bubbly confidence, making the exchange all the more entertaining.

As the night at the high-profile fashion show continued, the charismatic influencer, emboldened by the playful atmosphere, extended an invitation to dance. You accepted with a playful twirl, and together, you joined the dance floor, moving to the rhythm of the music.

After a few dances, you both decided to step outside for some fresh air. You stood by a set of tall windows, the night air crisp and cool. Holding glasses of champagne, you engaged in casual conversation, discussing everything from fashion to your experiences in the hero world.

In a moment of tenderness, the influencer reached out to your cheek, gently brushing a loose strand of hair away from your face. The connection felt innocent, but it was enough to catch Bakugo's attention. He had rejoined the main event and, to his dismay, witnessed the interaction between you and the guy.

As Bakugo stepped into the conversation, the tension in the air was palpable. His eyes, usually a fiery red, now burned with an intensity that seemed to sear through the room. His possessive nature was evident, and he didn't mince words when he addressed the influencer. "Hands off," Bakugo growled, his voice sharp and cutting like a blade. He shot a glance that practically spat sparks at the guy, leaving no room for misinterpretation.

The influencer, clearly taken aback by Bakugo's sudden presence and the intensity of his words, stammered, "I… I didn't mean any harm, Dynamight. Just having some fun, you know."

Bakugo's response was as unforgiving as his hero persona. "Fun? This is my fiancée you're messing with, dumbass. I'd suggest you step back, or we can settle it differently."

The atmosphere was icy, and the other guests in the vicinity had fallen silent, their attention now on the intense exchange. Bakugo's reputation for explosive anger was well-known, and it was evident that he wasn't going to tolerate any perceived threat to your well-being.

The influencer, now properly cowed, mumbled an apology and stepped away, retreating from the heated confrontation.

Bakugo fixed you with a piercing gaze, one eyebrow cocked in a mixture of irritation and disbelief. "You think that's funny, princess?" he asked, his voice laced with frustration.

You attempted to explain the situation to him, your words coming out in a hurried rush, but he wasn't listening.

Without further ado, Bakugo grabbed your arm, his grip firm but not unkind. He declared, "It's time to get back home. I think I need to teach you some fucking manners."

During the ride back home, you held onto the hope that Bakugo's anger would subside, that the intensity of the situation would slowly fade away. But, oh, how wrong you were. The atmosphere in the car remained tense, his grip on the steering wheel unrelenting.

As you arrived home and stepped through the front door, a sigh of relief almost escaped your lips. However, any illusion of a peaceful resolution was shattered when Bakugo, with an iron grip on your arm, pulled you close to his chest. His anger had yet to diminish.

After picking you up, he crossed the large living room and headed right to the bedroom where he threw you down to the bed and laid on top of you, placing his hand next to your head.

You felt him fumble with his zipper as he pushed your dress up to your waist.

"I'll show you it's not worth messing up with me, doll. I'll rip your cunt wide open, tsch!"

Bakugo slammed his rock-hard cock as deep as he could into your drenched pussy.

You felt him slamming into your cunt so deeply you could feel the head of his cock pushing painfully against the back wall of your pussy, all the while your pussy was shuddering and convulsing around him. Waves of muscle shuddering pleasure spreading through your stomach and thighs. "B-Bakugo! It was… Nothing! I told… You!"

Bakugo began moving his hips faster.

You watched him with a glazed expression, your eyes beaming with love and adoration. You loved the way his face looked right now, his eyes half-open as he used you to pleasure himself. His mouth still set in an angry grimace but that was slowly fading as his own pleasure began taking him over. His hot breath blowing across your face.

You wrapped your legs around his hips and began rocking your own up to meet his thrusts. You began whispering between gasps and moans of pleasure, "Yes, fuck that pussy. Split me open baby. Breed me. Give me a child."

He began thrusting faster and started to grunt softly. "Yes, fuck! I'll fuckig breed that womb of yours. You'll be round with my kid." His heavy breathing became more ragged in your ear, and he gasped out, "I'm going to cum, doll, so cum all over that thick cock." Between that, his hips were slamming his cock more frantically into your cunny and his cock swelled inside of you.

You screamed and struggled against his muscular body, feeling his whole body tense up on top of you as you convulsed against him. He stopped thrusting as he came with a guttural grunt escaping his lips as his warm seed spilled within your pussy, leaking out of you despite your cunt being still full of his dick. "Fuck you, bitch! Take it! Tsch! Take all of it!"

Moments later, Bakugo collapsed on top of you, both of your breaths mingling together in the aftermath of intense sex. "Don't you ever test me and my patience again," he warned, his lips pressing a gentle kiss to your cheek. "And I meant it. I want you to carry my child."

[halcome]

Oh gods I didn't even realize it was Saturday, new Wild Life ep let's go!!! Wooo!!!

(reacting as I watch below)

Gonna do my heart a favor and just edit this post as I watch, seems to be a calm session but with the speed mechanics its only a matter of time before I see someone run off a cliff. Still recovering from the snails, small morsels of content are a must.

Grian's Wild Life Ep. 4

Grian and Mumbo doing their best to help Skizz murder is a delight as always, but I feel like their plans always seem to benefit them in the end and not Skizz.

Already terrified of the minecart cannon Grian made and I dont think theyre fast enough yet to launch it far.

Made some breakfast, some scrambled eggs with peppers and a side of, OMG SCAR

I probs should've guessed he'd immediately put a tnt minecart down to test it but everyone was so close by, gave me a lil scare. Also does Mumbo not have self preservation instincts? Cause everyone backed up but he kept staring at it, barely inching away. Guessing his redstone and curiosity instincts were stronger than his need to stay yellow.

Grian: Mumbo, is the moon fast?

Omg he said the line!

If I remember correctly speed + tnt minecart = more power, Grian holding up a shield was a good effort but dear lord that was quite the death.

Genuinely, what on earth just happened?

Mumbo died the most Looney Toon death I've ever seen, running for water and turned to ash. Scar was an absolute menace too, shooting Grian off that ledge was a very Hot Guy move. I wonder if he'll make it to the very end? I know Grian's targeting Scar now but something tells me he's gonna survive by sheer dumb luck.

SmallishBeans' Wild Life Ep. 4

Cool guys don't look at explosions! Something, something, TNT takes 4 seconds to explode. Timings are demolished.

8:00 Joel on his ballerina arc.

Took a break to finish homework, came back to Jimmy trying to take a chunk out of Joel's "somewhere" ??? Usual shenanigans it seems.

Seen Skizz frolicking in the sunflowers twice now from 2 different viewpoints, he's really enjoying his time on a death game server, proud of em.

Absolutely loving how proud everyone is of Mumbo getting a kill, always nice to see the little reminders that even though this is a death game of bloodshed and betrayal they're still friends in the end. Though I have seen clips of Bdubs holding grudges, so while everyone is friend shaped, they are not forgive and forget shaped.

Joel giving so many diamonds to Lizzie is incredible. Man's forever smitten with his missus. Lizzie the absolute queen!

Absolute chaos at the end with how Joel edited it. I know it was technical difficulties but it just fits so well with how chaotic it was.

Mumbo Jumbo's Wild Life Ep. 4

I know Mumbo placed the creeper from Grian's POV but goodness he's a little rascal given the chance.

Omg that Scott kill though was smooth as heck. He waited so long and it paid off big time. Little block break and plop, there goes the Scott! Absolutely loved how simple it went, the silence from Scott as his brain caught up to him was amazing too. I gotta watch his POV next for sure!

Is it just me or is Mumbo really going after Scott? Tasted blood and immediately became addicted to the one source. If Mumbo ends up being the reason Scott's out of the series ima laugh. The amount of paranoia Scott would have by the end of it would be immense.

And he gave up... Welp, can't wait to see him try and kill Gem next session!

[ghostherlig]

johnny: cool guys dont look at explosions B)

kenshi: cooler guys cant look at explosions B')

johnny:

kenshi:

johnny: kendoll-

[peanut-butler-and-royal-jelly]

Cool Guys Dont Look At Explosions

[do-i-look-like-a-doctor]

okay but the Naruto universe is so fucking weird yet funny if you explain it and question it.

first, you have this lil orphan broke kid ninja boy named after a fishroll. then, you have an emo kid who acts like he got parents and a good way in life despite the fact he’s equally as much of an orphan as Mr. Broke-Blonde-Bitch. THEN you have this normal chick with pink hair who signed up for absolutely none of this nonsense yet got dragged into it. tell me why it’s these three against the world yet none of them can function together? it’s like watching ferrets hyped up on PCP fight over raw spaghetti noodles. dont even get me started when they were in school together, i can bet every person here 6 cents that at some point Sakura aka Ms. Fuckall got tired of Naruto and Sasuke’s bullshit and just tried to abandon them at an animal shelter.

speaking of school and general tomfoolery, why was the dude in charge of these three young squishy brained freaks the most depressed 20 something year old creature on the planet? i will admit, Kakashi is attractive and a great dude. he is so iconic, he misses his old team, and it’s clear he wanted best for his Group of Weird Children but he also reads porn all day and his mask probs smells like cheap aftershave.

if i was a 13 year old ninja child and i saw my sensai (who’s name sounds like cashew) doing all that i’d assume im either about to learn a sick ass skill (how to not cope with emotional trauma properly) or im about to get my ass handed to me. or im about to dropout.

back on track. so you’ve got orphan #1, orphan #2, Ms. Get-Me-Out-Of-Here, and Emotionally Repressed Man in one team. what do the kids do? beef for like 3048384 episodes. what does Kakashi do? try to teach them the power of friendship the entire damn series. oh, and let’s not forget that Naruto apparently has a demon fox inside him because of course he does.

anyways, once the team gets good at teaming they haul off to take their lil ninja exams. who do they meet? some kid named Gaara with smudged eyeliner and shaved brows. he’s a red-head, that’s cute. oh and he can control sand and tries to kill every child in the exams because his dad is a piece of shit hipster. who else do they meet? a kid named Rock Lee who can kick really hard, a girl named Tenten who wishes for all of us to stfu, and poor Neji who can’t keep doing this. there’s also some guy named Guy. yeah, the chunin exams nearly flop because Gaara doesn’t know how to act right.

all this is happening but the pivotal of it all? Sasuke decides to be extra emo and FUCKS OFF TO KILL HIS HALF BLIND SICKLY OLDER TWINK BROTHER.

then, Naruto decides he wants to harness his powers and FUCKS OFF WITH AN OLD ASS BUSHY HAIRED MAN WHO WRITES PORN. Jiraiya needs to be studied on a microscopic spiritual level. he is why SCP’s exist.

who let these kids out? i told you all not to feed the animals and look what happened. now theres beef between a group of kids and the akatsuki.

oh and the akatsuki?? don’t get me started. wtf is that. why is this group of fucked up people with weird powers who are being led by a ginger hive mind of corpses just wandering around? and why is Weasel, aka Itachi, in the middle of it with his goofy explosive hypnotic eyeballs? i want them all put down.

so you’ve got the evil eldirch horrors in the streets. thats fine. Naruto gets put into a new gang cuz Kakashi has to hospitalized. cool, whatever. Naruto decides to start hutning down his rogue boyfriend alongside Sakura, who became a sickass ninja doctor, along with his new sensei Yamato. wonderful… THEN SOME BITCH NAMED SAI SHOWS UP.

DO NOT GET ME STARTED.

what is that? why is it emo? why is its tongue tattooed? put it back outside bro i stg. i love him so much.

everything is just everywhere in this anime bro I can’t. Sasuke is no where to be seen, Naruto is doing fuckall across the world with his groupie, Kakashi is lowkey sad again cuz his kids are gone, and Sakura can barely breathe without issues occurring.

not just that but the twink brother named Weasel is being stupid and enables his own murder. yeah he basically wants Sasuke to come for his ass. meanwhile, Naruto comes home bigger, better, older but still broke and full of fox demon. still, not a single soul except his friends and teachers like him. shit gets even more wild, it becomes knock-off Cheetah Girls vs. The World.

girl i gotta go before i hurt someone. see yall in part 2.

(all of this is heavily unedited, apologies for mistakes)

[wheresyoureta]

fab four injuries notes because i need this written down somewhere

ghoul

hes the most injured one. like. hes barely aware of his body. please babygirl be more careful

like writing down all his scars would take so long because hes pretty much covered in them so im cutting this short

first hes got the mouth thing. from nanana. he got the corners of his mouth torn open on one side so he has a big scar (he had trouble to talk correctly the first few months of it healing) but he thinks it looks pretty cool

once he blew half of his left ear off. by ACCIDENT. he shot it himself BY ACCIDENT. i swear you cant leave this guy alone more than one minute

also a lot of his scars are caused from burns/explosions when making experiments on explosives or in firefights

his right ear has a deep deep cut on it cos he did that on a dare. please stop babygirl

he has like frankenstein stitches on various parts of body because its a cool way to heal his injuries. hes got various when reattaching limbs to his body (most on arms and right leg), one of the neck too

his left leg is a prosthetic!!!! he didnt manage to stitch the injury and they had to amputate. the design was made by he and kobra. they had fun doing it :}

uh. thats the most of it for him but hes got way more than that

jet!

well eye ofc. id say like he has a full on big scar on all the face and he wears an eyepatch cos it scares the girl a bit

uh he has a scar accros the nose and cheek too! it looks pretty rad

hes missing two fingers on his left hand

has a shit ton of scars on his back from trying to protect the other three from dracs once and getting all shot

uh he had an ankle broken and it didnt heal well so he has a bad leg and cant run well/walk long distances

party

they have a prosthetic arm. made by ghoul. nothing else to say i love them a lot

big nasty scars on the neck/chin. i dont know how he got them but well

scars on the back of the hand cos they got shot through the palm once

scars across the thigh

uh he (and kobra) have small scars on skin cos of acne (im projecting ok)

wrists

idk i think they dont have as much as the others?? for some reason

kobra

i dont know how many times i said this but. he has a permantly injured elbow from an accident on the crash track. it hurts often

like i said, small acne scars

hes missing a pinky toe and wont wear sandals because of it

scar on the side that goes down on his hip and ends on his thigh

on the down part of his back, hes got like small scars (he fell on a cactus when he was thirteen)

scars just above shoulderblade

hes got a small small barely visible scar on his cheek

you cant see them, but he has a scar on his skull (under hair) for hitting himself on the corner of a drawer when standing up 😔

[callsign-relic]

beast wars liveblog again hi okay were getting right into it because im still REELING

S2 EP12 (39)

noooo... OP noo... hes telling SB this cant continue :(

SILVERBOLT...................... awuauahhdjfjf,,, hes being confined to his quarters,,

i love these scenes between Megatron abd Ravage.... Ravage comparing him to the original Megatron (!!!)

TARANTULAS??????????????

HES A COP???

secret agent. Whatever. hes making horrible noises again i love that absolutely nothing abt his demeanor changed with this reveal.

NOOO SILVERBOLT DONT DO IT.

"im sorry too..." "for what?" "THIS" *PUCNHES CHEETOR*

I FUCKING KNEW IT.

twice ?!?/?/?!? CHEETOR !!!!!

rattrap (abt SB) "i used to be young like that" sbfjdbdjsbdkdbskd

OHHHHH IT WAS A TRAP !!!! i mean idk what you expected with Megatron but ahfjfhek TRAP!!

silverbolt goin after BA!!!! PREPARE TO BE BOARDED LMAO

shes gonna shoot him.

"i know... im my heart you wont"

shes gonna shoot him.

she shot him wbdjfjdbd

"YOU SHOT ME" SHE SAID SHE WOULD!!!

"and yet you ensured that the wound would not be mortal!"

idhdjfkfjdkfnjfhgkr,,, hes so.

"you don't know whether to kiss me or kill me..." "I can do both" 💖💖💖

THEY KISS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! ONSCREEN!!!!

oh my god theyr gonna hit waspinator

OHHHH FUCK

romantically catching Blackarachnia while pieces of waspinator rain down around them like flower petals...

LITERALLY ALL THEIR DIALOGUE IS SO DELIGHTFUL

"you know i like em big and stupid, but you're reeeeeally pushing it." blackarachnia ILY

bro is inferno okay

OH SHIT

HES TAKING THEM DOWN W HIM

INFERNO NOOOO

he got OBLITERATED

vaporised!!! IS HE DEAD,,? OR IS HE FINE. listen man after terrorsaur going out like nothing, anything can happen.

ehehehehhe... Ravage is planning on killing them All

oh this is sooooo fascinating. hes-

............ wAit

the golden disc as in like. the irl golden discs. that launched on the voyager?????????????

i

HOW DID I NOT PUT THAT TOGETHER BEFORE

the disc was destroyed but a fragment remains...

VIDEO FROM MEGATRON??????????? LIKE DECEPTICON MEGATRON

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

waspinator: "BANG gets ol stasis pod right up the kazootie" ehdjfhdkfjkd kazootie...

silverbolt is so determined to get blackarachnia to turn to the Maximals side its very sweet,,

i love,, characters that always see the good in people,,, *remembers my pfp on my other blog* yeagh,,,,,,,

this scene is practically blackarachnia looking at SB abd going uuuuGh i have such bad taste only for SB to look back w puppydog eyes

AHHHHHHHHH

RAVAGE!!!!! hes on Megatron's side now !!!

oh fuck thats the OG transformation noise

HES STILL A CASSETTE ?!?!

part????? 3??????????????

S2 EP13 (40)

PART 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rattrap LAUNCHED himself OH THIS IS SO EXCITING ALREADY

... !!! OH!! Cheetors hands come together to become his beast mode head! how neat :]

AHFJFHDKS QS gettin shot by Cheetor then run over by Rampage. impeccable.

oh no that Squish noise was bad though

Ehehehehehe HES SO FUCKING NASTY <3 i lvoe tarantulas fucking Weirdo

Wait has Tarantulas also joined back up w the Predacons?? Was HE also a decepticon before... wait is that why wayyyyyyy back when he was terrorising cheetor in a dream we saw Decepticon symbols. IS THAT WHY ? i feel like im sitting here w/ red string lmao

OHOOOO so exciting

rattrap riding the ship down is so Cool

RAMPAGE DHDJDBDJD,,, laughing at them only to get blown up as well HJDJBF

man.

"guess its over.. for now" we still have like 12 minutes left in the episode Rhinox xoxo

WHAT DOES OP THINK MEGATRON HAS FOUND?!?!

Venus... "it reminds me of u" "hot, poisonous and deadly?"

SHDKFHDKDNDKDND HES SO HIMBO also he has to kneel. to be at her height. hrgh.

EXCUSE YOU blackarachnia!!! ITS NOT JUST GUYS, *I* ALSO THINK HIGH EXPLOSIVES ARE COOL.

THE ARK IS HERE??????????????????

THE ARK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

AJHHHHHGIHLJGC!/!!!!.?!?!?

its power must be immense..

AND ITS ALL MINE blackarachnia ?!?!?

OH FUCK MEGATRON

SO THIS IS WHY IT WAS SO IMPORTANT THEY WERE ON EARTH... IM YELLING

blackarachnia has the access codes!!!! THE DETAIL CAME BACK LETS GO

... girl he isnt going to shoot you, YOU have the codes!! hes planning on shooting SILVERBOLT

AHHHHHH THIS WHAT HE WAS GAMBLING ON!?!

ahehhrjnwnnehhh,,,,,,,,,,, NOOO PUPPY DOG EYES FR

Oh my God

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH blackarachnia !!

;_______;

HES GOING TO KILL THEM..... i assume specifically Optimus Prime

"diecast construction! its a lost art"

im begging u please tell me this is meant to be a jab at toys becoming more and more plastic. please. thatd be so funny

Autobots and Decepticons...

Starscream! ('s body) [edit from future init: suddenly filled with the realisation that TECHNICALLY Starscream had the possibility of. possessing his own body and thank god we didnt get that honestly shfjfbdjd terrifying concept.]

SOUNDWAVE \o/- oh my god Megatron is so teeny what yhe fuck hes sO SMALL

anyway i got distracted by how small he is. SOUNDWAVE \o/!!!!

imagine that. "[State/Country] Mentioned" image but edited to say SOUNDWAVE MENTIONED!!! this isnt actually very relevant because hes so ubiquitous across other TF media but still. MY BOY

Optimus Prime............................

oh this is VERY exciting

MEGATRON. im pretty sure at some point he had a moment (during the Predacon!Rhinox ep...?) where he was like "sometimes Predacons GLOAT too much" anyway hes doing it here. its relevant right now.

every villain MUST monologue to give the heroes time to stop them.

hes so SMALL.

auususuuhhhfhfhhrhh,,,

PAUSING AGAIN. HES FUCKING UNCONSCIOUS MEGATRON. stop monologuing!!!

oh shit DID HE SUCCEED??????? NEVERMIND YOU SHOULDVE MONOLOGUED LONGER AHHH?!?!?

Hello ????????????

oh my GOD

time itself is being destroyed...

TO BE CONTINUED...?

was. that the end of the season.

im googling it

IT WAS THE END OF THE SEASON??!!

second time!!!! That i reach the end and go HHHHHUHH because THAT WAS THE END OF THR SEASON?!?!?!?!??

OoooooOh the new intro has new and interesting spoilers hang on its on autoplay. PAUSING THAT.

relic im shaking u by the shoulders. relic. relic. RELIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! dinobots gone! airazor and tigatron are MAYBE gone! infernos gone! i think?? it looked like he got evaporated.

idk who else is dead actually BECAUSE EVERYTHINGS GONE TO SHIT!!

WAIT A SECOND. MY MANTA RAY MAN STILL ISNT HERE.

(dramatically and lightheartedly:) you LIEEED to me...!! season 2 has gone and past and hes still not here...

jk jk whfjdbsfhfj,, but seriously MY CURSE CONTINUES. the character/moment i started the show for shows up in season 3 again...

i cannot imagine watching these. and having to wait a week between them. im. ahrnnemwl3mntgmflnwngmgngmdndmdnfndmfbd DYING

- initiate

[spoookyb0t]

hello

what is your favorite mechanic in inscryption

Signed: your future mutual

im under so much pressure now omg what if i name a bad one and you kill me to death and also dont be my mutual

to give you a short answer i dont know !! if we're talking just the Main game [ act one & kaycees mod ] probably totems !! if you mean more like my favorite player induced mechanic.. or combo i suppose it would be called .. i like the way [[ trifurcated strike ]] interacts with a lot of cards [ like the traps / act III explosives , et c. ]

to be honest with you , as i was looking at this ask i forgot what a " game mechanic " was and had no idea how to answer this .. teehee .. but !! i Do really like the totems !! i think that even though they are random pulls its quite easy to get something really over powered from them.. for example when i was doing skullstorm i had [[ touch of death ]] on a bug totem and since i was Using mantis deck it was Really easy !! every mantis god having touch of death was kind of insane overpowered ?? barely any " fight " when i was against grizzlies.. there is so many Really powerful sigils you can get from totems like [[ many lives ]] or [[ sharp quills ]] that if you can also manage to get your main tribe [ or even squirrel head if yours aren't waterborne !! ] it can make the game seem laughably easy..

for a less " main game " answer i think my favorite out of Any act might be act 2 conveyer belt in p03s [ surprise surprise........ ] fight i think any mechanic that moves Your cards [ conveyer belt , angler hook , photographer boss to a degree ] is Really cool and just something not As possible in real life card games !! which makes it extra interesting to me.. i think people making inscryption in real life is really awesome but theres something about some of the mechanics or card interactions that you just can't do in person and that makes the game so appealing to me.. especially as a huge card guy in real life . sorry if i didn't quite answer your question !! feel free to ask follow ups i never mind <3

[verm1c1de]

me explaining pradr to screamp

v whole rant under the cut

its a guy trying to find his ((figurative))soulmate in people who are decidedly nefur going to be that and two losers who already have their respective ((figurative))soulmate and arent looking fur anofur one and yet end up finding someone who still isnt that but nonetheless ends up being impurrtant to them despite efurrything

also hes like their little attack dog they look down on but actually he is not a dog he is like a loose coyote

with rabies

but they have fun togefur,,,,,, mewsually shallow, hedonistic fun, on the tallits end, with dip trying and occasionally succeeding to get them to have His definition of fun ((petty rivalry)), but its still nefur gonna be like zim but it does feel good to "corrupt" uppity irken leaders into playing enemy tuoys with mew

so its mostly a lot of dib suffuring but mew cant say that being attracted to dib membrane isnt its own kind of misery

though

even if not Written Down on Paper Illegal ((though itd still purrobably be like. grounds fur punishment)) its definitely a really. really. really. really. really bad look fur them

or purrhaps Looking Fucking Cringe is enough punishment,,,

ur making the empire look bad. stop it. kicks them

well,,,,,,,,,,, i dont know what the fuck reds purroblem is but he certainly clawses most of his own purroblems. hes too much of a damn enabler,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

im not sure how to phrase this next sentence theres a lot of opinions im trying to condense into compurrehendable sentences

its,,, more interesting to me to give him the Role of figurative masochist or loser or smitten or sub etc beclaws of how hes the Cool Guy the big talker the "Competent One". or maybe thats just me and my "the stereotypical top gets topped" fetish

and furankly ourp does not give me the vibes of "guy who takes these things that seriously" or "wants to have an emotional connection guy" though to purresume red is That much better would be a mistake

hes still a jerk and an irken and a tallits

wurple,,, just likes a funny little guy. hes having a laugh. its Interesting and New even if dibs rlly gross and annoying and stupid and asks too many questions and,,, well,,,,,, at least he can still bully him at the end of the day

i think trying to connect earnestly with ourp is a struggle fur anyone even red who has the advantage of Knowing Him Since Furefur

beclaws ourp dont caaaaaaare

but if they did,,,,

((they being ourp n dip))

one of dibs main traits is being purrceptive. and noticing that purp might not be as stupid as hes been letting himself be,,,

i dont think purp is Insecure about his place in life at all. i dont think he goes "waaa people think im dumb"

its more like

"aha ur smarter than u look human. but im still not doing the dishes just bcs u noticed im not actually too stupid to do them"

and dip unintentionally getting him to Try Harder and thus have more fun than just doing explosions efurry day

dib membrane is like those brain exercises mew have to do in order to keep mewrself furom brainrotting in human furm fur gay irkens ((including zim))

as fur them to him,,,,,

its complicated. hed really fuckin hate being looked down on and being treated like some jester. but him trying to break out of that role theyve set fur him will annoy them but itd also make him more Interesting, even if not in a necessarily Good way. theres a lot of things about eachofur that they just straight up hate and its hard to say when they start being intolerable to eachofur

but Eventually,,,, getting the god-empurrors of an alien empire to Like mew? even if mew hate what they stand fur, thats Gotta be some kind of ego boost,,,

maybe they can get him to lighten the fuck up just a little

and influence him in ofur, unfurtunate ways,,,,

dib finds himself accidentally being purroud of how tall he is when he mewsed to not gaf

or "murder is ok as long as its not humans"

dib can yap at them all he wants about "maybe blowing planets up is bad actually" but what can he say? he only cares about His planet. alllll hes doin is yapping and swearing how hell take down their whole empire,,, whiner

and also trying to start fights that would really look bad fur them if they took seriously at all even if just fur fun but hes REALLY annoying and punchable and tussling sounds reaaaaallyy fun and so does winning,,,

reminds them of their elite days,,,,,,,,,,,,,

ok tl;dr purple => dib: thinks hes funny and stupid and inferior and doesnt like being insulted by his bigheaddedness but likes bullying him and ocassionally bullying WITH him. hates that dib starts taking them less seriously as a threat and calling them stupit and doesnt even like getting his weaponized incompetence called out but it does make dib more interesting fur it dib => purple: dib thinks hes stupit and stops taking the tallits seriously but thinks purp specifically is soooo mean and sadistic to him and doesnt take dib seriously eifur what a bully but riling him up is funny and sometimes bullying With him feels good and getting purp to Lock In is especially fun ((and scary)). enjoys that wurple will expawsition Irken Knowledge to him just beclaws he likes being better at remembering things than red red => dib: thinks hes funny and stupid and inferior and hey wait a minute hes been listening to dib talk about ghosts fur 5 hours now surely hell stop Eventually... red tolerates dib too much even though he still definitely loves bullying him but just like zim he foolishly thinks that Maybe enabling him a little will make him less annoying,,,, it does not. red cant help accidentally taking dib seriously sometimes and engaging and talking with him on a normal level. it makes dib even more annoying to him. but actually noticing dibs purrsonality sure does make him more new and interesting to be around,,,,,,, dib => red: oh ok theyre Both stupid and not as much of a threat as hed hoped thought. but red occasionally being Competent and not treating him like an idiot sometimes makes him want to see how fur that goes. he Will make them take him seriously. dib is a Real Threat!! mew hear him!!!! likes that red will "listen" [read: zone out] to his rants and that hell play into the "hero v villain" thing more often. purrobably the furst one he bonds with as a purrson past the tallits learned vapidity. and then swiftly reminded hes still jerkish and egotistical

ok not much of a tl;dr damn

[knowthevoidisscreamingmad]

Enjoyed ep 11 today although I got more of a mild sense of dread than being tense/ jumpy the whole time than usual with magnus

Some key points I noticed

Ink5oul is definitely back .Kinda reminds me of Jared Hopworth with the body stuff .Could they maybe not be as malevolent as they seemed ??

I think I ship Dyehard/Dyhard now ( I was previously undecided on ships except for knowing I didn't like Sam x Celia but that Mocha scene) Also it has a cool ship name

I have been looking out for static with lying but I didn't really hear much static personaly.

Who is jack? I've heard speculation about Jack Barnabus ( Agnes coffee shop guy) and I know I heard Jonny say in the season 5 Qand A that if he could redo magnus he would explore Agnes more.

WHATS CELIAS DEAL? Why is she sleeping on grass/ teleporting I DONT TRUST HER

Alice Is being FOLLOWED defiantly sounds linked to the eye to me .Could possibly be ERROR ? I don't think Alice will die first though.

Today's statement giver sounds like the vast or lonley on the surface with all the ocean stuff but I defiantly think it's something more ocean specific as vast statement givers usually talk about wide expanses or endlessness and stuff which this gut didn't and he didn't seem particularly withdrawn.I reckon the main guy was defiantly an avatar

Episode title : MARKED !!!This doesn't seem to link super well with the statement which makes me think it's one of the OIAR staff . Maybe Gwen after the whole Mr Bonzo thing but I also think it could be Alice . I do trust Alice and Gwen though.I think Alice knows stuff but is trying to help people out I think Gwen doesn't know as much as she thinks and Celia knows too much but refuses to say ( I DONT TRUST CELIA) .I kinda trust Lena because her being Evil mastermind boss would be too similar to Elias.

WHO'S NAME DID BONZO GET ??!!Lena said pay attention to the case files so could it be Ink5oul ? I also think it could be an OIAR employee : could be Alice as she was followed but I don't think she'll be killed off yet .Could be Sam ( fake out protaganist?) Personally I'm hoping it's CELIA but I'll ha e to wait and see.

Not especially relevant to this episode but Gerry sounded WAY too happy when he was introduced . I reckon Gertrude is drugging him ( or using some supernatural thing to control him)

Also I re listened to MAG 111 and noticed Gerry mentioning Gertrude hiding the key to her storage locker( where explosives were) in the institute could this be the key Sam and Alice found???

The statement this ep seems like an obvious metaphor for Jon as the guy ( can't remember his name G something but not Gerrad, maybe Gordon) wanted desperately to know what was in the sea so could link to Jon's Archivist stuff .Is it to obvious though??Not convinced it is JonMartin in the computer but I really hope it is as Jon/Chesters statements seem to be all about hunting down too much knowledge / becoming a monster and all Martin/Noris's statements seem to be about love and loss.Could be some fragmented web stuff though.

Thats about it.I think my anti celia bias is starting to show throughout this, oh well