#cooking date idea

[yeesiine]

Sext: let's cook pizza together!

[academic-vampire]

𝔡𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 🕯️🍝🛁

[zephyrchama]

🎁🥔

Beelzebub and Mammon made their presence very well known when they entered the living room, with heads held high and chests puffed out proudly. They were a little sweaty and disheveled but strangely upbeat. Beelzebub was clearly concealing something behind his back. Mammon had his nose pointed so far up, it was almost a challenge to the Avatar of Pride's moniker.

You looked up from the couch and asked, "What's up, guys?" Feeling for all the world like a kindergarten teacher about to play a game with their students.

"We got you something," Beelzebub said with a pleasant smile. It was almost entirely drowned out by Mammon's loud boasting.

"You won't believe what I found. You're 'bout to be real grateful, so get our praise ready."

They plopped down into seats on either side of you, Beelzebub careful not to jostle the mystery in his hand.

It wasn't every day they made a big deal out of giving you something. Normally, they'd just do it. Your interest was piqued. "What is it?"

They smirked at each other. Both demons wanted to drag out the suspense, but were also too impatient to wait much longer. Still in their school uniforms, they probably rushed straight home as soon as they procured their present. After grinning for several prolonged seconds in self-satisfaction, Mammon snapped his fingers dramatically. "Show 'em, Beel!"

Beelzebub placed the gift in your lap as if it were made of the finest glass.

It was a potato.

"A human world potato," Beelzebub explained, as if there was any doubt.

"Ya don't see this in the Devildom everyday. We thought you'd like a human treat every once 'n a while."

It was green and wrinkly, with multiple spuds sprouting out the top. It looked like somebody had dropped it behind a shelf and found it months later through smell alone. It was impossible to discern if it had been washed recently or if, at this point, the slimy and moist texture was just this tuber's natural state of existence.

Two sets of eyes filled with anticipation were locked on to your face, scrutinizing its every move. They were waiting for their shower of praise. You forced an awkward smile and laughed with strained excitement. "A potato! Wow, thanks guys!"

"What are you gonna make with it?" Beelzebub was eager to know.

"I'm not sure." You gazed at the gift. You kind of wanted to fling it off your legs before your skin started crawling. Though, you couldn't insult the brothers after their hard work. It was time to start lying through your teeth. "I'm so touched. Really. That you went and got... this potato for me. I kind of want to keep it as a memento!"

Mammon waved his hand to dismiss your idea. "Nah, don't hold back! I paid a pretty hefty sum to get a hold a' this, y'know."

Your heartstrings twinged with guilt. To avoid stirring Beelzebub and his endless stomach, Mammon leaned over towards your ear. "Fry it, bake it, boil it. It's all yours," he whispered. "'Long as you're happy, yeah?"

You were not happy. Every day with these demons brought a fresh source of stress. At least you were never dull.

"Solomon once said that green vegetables are good for humans," Beelzebub revealed.

You twirled your head around so fast that you accidentally bumped Mammon in the nose and asked, "You actually took food advice from Solomon?"

"Only after Belphie confirmed it," he clarified. So they did do their research.

While that was usually true, this was an incredibly unfortunate exception. You could not bring yourself to consume the sad green potato. You needed a new idea.

"Can human plants be cultivated in the Devildom? I want to plant this, and then we'll have more potatoes we can all share." The wet sensation on your leg only grew more unpleasant and you wanted to get rid of it as soon as possible. "Let's go plant it out back and see."

The siblings began talking over one again again, saying, "My human's got a heart of gold" and "I'd like that" while squeezing you with bear hugs from either size. It jostled the potato and you feared it would start leaking more.

"Let's go, let's go!" you ushered, eager to give this old vegetable a proper burial. You could vaguely hear Mammon brag to his younger brother, "I told you this was a great idea, they're gonna be thankin' us for weeks," as you raced towards the doorway.

[chloesimaginationthings]

more drawings if moon please hes so cute!

Definitely gotta draw both Sun and Moon again sometime

[k0t3x-n3t]

Guys hear me out...

Polyamorous UzuSaneGiyuu, where the Uzuis are still together(ofc), Giyuu is dating Tengen, Hinatsuru and Sanemi, but Sanemi is only dating Giyuu

[forevermore-quoth-the-kitten]

strong urge to write an Obey Me fic where MC figured out really fast human fascinate demons for many reasons and gets a Devilhub account. they're really popular on it really fast. but the thing is

they're just doing normal shit and chatting about what life is like in the human realm

and demons go wild for it

[yuri-is-online]

Crewel x Older reader fic is... going places... I want to make Crewel a homewrecker am I allowed to make him a homewrecker? It's not like your should be ex husband fiance or whatever gets isekaid with you 😐

[leaving-grapefruitss]

beel’s take on the girl dinner trend

[oceanwithouthermoon]

thinking about.. kuboyasu insisting that he take saiki on "proper dates..."

saiki obviously refuses to let him drop out so they can just start working and get married but kubo insists on at least getting a part-time so he can spoil him...

[fadeintolight]

starting a new life tomorrow goodnight!!!!!

[youchangedmedestiel]

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005)

Rating: Mature 

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply 

Words: 1,410

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester 

Characters: Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester 

Additional Tags: Canon Universe, It doesn't happened in the show, but I guess it could have happened at some point, Castiel in the Men of Letters Bunker (Supernatural), Dean Winchester Cooks, well he's trying to but cas is distracting him, Dean Winchester Calls Castiel "cute", his tongue slipped, It happens, but it's a good thing here, First Kiss, Kissing, Boys Kissing, Miscommunication, because it wouldn't be them otherwise, Fluff, Castiel Cooks (Supernatural), like he helps dean, Castiel's Head Tilt (Supernatural), it's cute and dean agrees 

Summary:

Dean accidentally thinks out loud and lets out that he thinks Cas is cute. That’s the story of his struggle, but it was worth it because it ends well.

[dioraberry]

late night date 🍝🤎

cr: ig

[romcomeon]

i have just realized that today is mammon's birthday.

[infernothechaosgod]

the husband has been found going through wife's magic chamber without permission, the husband shall be punished in the form of the grand air jail

me? going back to my old WIPs and accualy working on them? more likely than you think

[wicked-storybrooke]

I was reading the wiki for ouat episode 7x03 and found out about the following deleted scenes:

'A scene with Rogers and Sabine talking to each other while they're sitting on a bench.'

I knew about this one but had no idea which episode it was from.

And also, 'As described by Mekia Cox, Sabine uses a dating app where you swipe if it's a frog or if it's a prince (a reference to the Disney movie The Princess and the Frog), and goes on a date with an unnamed person.'

Here is the quote from her interview with Entertainment Weekly “Tiana's Hyperion Heights counterpart Sabine, however, is less about the revolution and more about, well, dating apps. "She's into this whole dating app that’s about frogs and princes," Cox says with a laugh. "You swipe if it’s a frog, or if it’s a prince, so she’s actually going out on a date with someone [this week]."

Hooking Utensil??? Is that you??? I can't help thinking that this might have been cut at the last minute and that it's part of the reason their interactions were so flirtatious. I'm convinced it was originally planned for them to be a thing now!

[therealtbonetpm]

the idea of cooking together as a date sounds romantic and sweet and everything, but i just don't think i could get passed the primal unbridled rage i feel whenever someone is in the kitchen with me.