#cook more

[fadeintolight]

starting a new life tomorrow goodnight!!!!!

[dinosaurwithablog]

I shared my ricotta cheese gnocchi recipe with a friend, and when they saw that it only used the egg yolks, they said it was too hard to make. A second person said this to me. They both had no idea that you didn't have to use the egg shells to separate eggs. Just crack the egg and put it gently into your hand, spread your finger to let the egg white fall through, and place the yolks in a bowl. You can even remove the weird white thingie as you do this. I thought I'd share this with you guys, just in case you didn't know this. Happy cooking and bon Appétit 😋 😍

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

[your-local-squip-fanatic]

YOURE ON TO SOMETHING HERE!

one of the really underappreciated facets of the PJO series to me is that the first series (and TKC) are in-universe explicitly published series. Their own books exist in their universe. Percy is a published author in the riordanverse! The Kane Siblings recorded their adventures on tapes and in-universe Rick Riordan transcribed their messages!

Like, there's so much you can do with that! Characters in-universe having encountered the books before actually meeting Percy and learning that everything in the books are true. An adaptation where instead of having their adventures transcribed, Percy and/or the Kanes make youtube vlogs describing everything and splicing in random shaky footage of them fighting monsters and running away and using their powers and their audiences just think they're really good at editing and effects. I mean, even in canon already Austin Lake is established to run a successful youtube channel!

Give me demigods on social media who mortals just assume are like tumblr's wizard roleplayers but no literally everything they post is 100% true.

[frenchublog]

[leafie-draws]

hatsune miku but she's a catgirl from the 90's✨

[duckngk]

she wants that cookie so effing bad

[evgar]

agathario but it's a cowboy!au where agatha hires rio to work at her ranch and rio's a sexy annoying little shit (they want each other so bad and occasionally have hate sex until they inevitably fall in love)

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that annabeth once spilled sauce on her shirt during lunch. and proceeded to remove said article of clothing before wordlessly stripping percy of the shirt off his back and wore it for the duration of the meal. and from that point foreward. anytime annabeth needs a shirt. she'll look at percy. and he'll sigh in defeat.

[wtfforged]

mold growth

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived

[leaofthewolves]

GAWD I loved these books when I was a child. Didn't know how I avioded becoming a fucking furry.

I grew up on the Redwall books when I was younger. This is an old illustration I did in inspiration / homage to them

[chloesimaginationthings]

If Vanny is in the digital circus.. where’s Pomni?

[myfandomprompts]

ALICENT HIGHTOWER & RHAENYRA TARGARYEN

Gif Dump X

[sirgavvainet]

The camp cook 👨‍🍳

[themetalhiro]

Someone else can deal with that.