#cooking cooking

[474lyse]

FIGHT! <<< RUN...

I'm not over with this crossover, I hope u still want more uwu

[boobpancakes]

deconstructing my sims style attempt #2: hyper-realism

[the-star-of-copernicus]

Mmmm meat good

[dreamweaved]

modern briar isn't too different from main. he's still got vision problems, he's still got an intensely complicated and toxic relationship with his mother. he's a musician who's failing eyesight kept him from meeting the expectations of his parents. instead he ends up becoming a music teacher. who teaches others to be passionate about learning and playing music.

still working out some stuff for it. but i love the idea of him trying everything in his power to be independent, and still do what he loves. despite his physical impairments- briar can still play music. he still cares about it. but around when i usually write him ( 30-32 years old ), he plays for himself.

[reddwoods]

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

[thestuffedalligator]

Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.

[bob-artist]

I had an upsetting dream last night.

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

[versacethotty]

this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[pocketss]

mmm soob