#convo; pandora.

[aidens-ocean-galaxy]

Marauders incorrect quotes

Pandora: what do you tell people when they ask how close we are?

Evan: oh I’m always like “I would take a bullet for the kid”

Evan: like I would die for you

Pandora: then can I borrow your sweatshirt later?

Evan: absolutely the fuck not

[lilyofthevalleyys]

Regulus: I’m going to fail. I swear I’m going to fail. I didn’t even write finish the essay well. I’m so gonna fail-

Pandora: You won’t fail, Reg

— Received the results —

Regulus: I got an A??

Dorcas: Told you

— Next day —

Regulus: I’m going to fail. I swear-

Barty (sick of hearing this): Alright, listen here you little shit-

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

the pandalily is about to start pandalily-ing

[voided-selfships]

SAVE ME JACKWARREN ANGST SAVE ME SAVE ME JACKWARREN ANGST SAVE ME

[risetherivermoon]

How To Not Die Young - Chapter 4

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"It's comforting this way to Barty, having something to tell him that Evan is right there for him. That someone is there and they aren't leaving anytime soon."

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“If Evs’ out, so am I.” Barty says, patting Evan on the back.

“Don't patronize me,” Evan says.

“That is not how you use that word,” Barty says, ever the academic. Evan rolls his eyes.

“Pandora uses words that aren't even real all the time.” Evan says.

“What counts as a real word, anyway?” Pandora asks.

“If it's in the Oxford Dictionary, then it's a word.” Barty says.

“I will not allow the Oxford Dictionary to hold me back from my dreams. I shall no longer be a prisoner bound by words in a book written by people just as I, I will prosper in my own language. I need not be limited by a dictionary!!” Pandora stands dramatically, hands in the air. Evan and Barty laugh hysterically.

“All of those are in the Oxford Dictionary,” Barty points out.

“Fuck off you Shnuffle-pucker!” She points at him, a type of fury in her blue eyes. Evan and Pandora almost look exactly like gender-bent versions of each other if it wasn't for their eye color. Barty scoffs, his mouth open in shock with a hand over his heart.

“I- I have no idea what that means but I’m offended!” Barty stands as well, Evan sighs exasperatedly and shakes his head.

“SO BE IT GOBBLE WONKER!” Pandora exclaims. “I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!”

“PANDORA!! BARTEMIUS!! I WILL HAVE YOUR HEADS I SWEAR TO GOD!!” They both turn their heads to see Dorcas yelling from the bottom of the bleachers. Evan starts laughing hysterically as Barty and Pandora share a bewildered look before starting to run up the bleachers to get away from her as Dorcas starts to chase them.

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Little bit from chapter 4!! rosekiller!

the skittles get all my love,

hope you all enjoy this!

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[meetmeafftcrdark]

remus lupin said: ❝ who hurt you ? ❞ / @cxpectopatronum​ 

– ¿Hm? –preguntó, levantando la vista de su cuaderno de anotaciones– ¿De qué hablas? –dejó ver algo de confusión. Pandora solía tener más heridas de las que podía contar. Era buena para accidentarse al probar nuevas pociones, así que no estaba segura a qué específicamente se refería el contrario.

[misspandy]

@slccpylixn, flashback.

Na maioria do tempo, Pandora não dava dois gravetos para o que comentavam sobre ela. É claro que notava os olhares e sobreouvia os cochichos; mas estava sempre muito imersa em seus próprios assuntos, ocupada com seus experimentos, lendo, praticando, coletando musgos que cresciam entre as pedras do castelo ou explodindo as sobrancelhas em poções nada ortodoxas para que pudesse oferecer alguma atenção aos maldosos. Crescer com os avós tinha lhe dado ensinamentos importantes, e o maior deles tinha sido fingir-se de môca.

Entretanto, o incidente da amortêntia havia acertado um nervo. O fato era que tudo sobre aquela tarde fatídica tinha acontecido contra a sua vontade; expusera uma parte de si que jamais tivera intenção de exibir. Seus pais eram distantes. No fundo, sentia-se abandonada. E durante as doze horas nas quais estivera perdidamente apaixonada por Frank Longbottom, tinha demonstrado tanta carência que, agora, a mera ideia de encará-lo lhe causava frio na barriga. Preferiria a morte. Lenta e dolorosa, como uma mordida de Pixie. Passou a evitá-lo desde então.

Mas é claro que se descuidaria, eventualmente: Na fila para a montanha russa, enquanto explicava a um nascido trouxa que era a dança dos bezerros apaixonados, e não os aliens, os responsáveis pelas marcas nas plantações.

── É sério ── dizia ela, caminhando despreocupada para uma das cabines. ── O Barnabééé, meu bezerro, sempre deixa desenhos assim na grama da floresta proibida. Passeio com ele uma vez por mês, na lua cheia, que é quando ele gosta de sair pra dançar. ── o bruxo sentou na cadeira da frente, e foi só após baixar a trava de segurança que Pandora dera-se ao luxo de olhar para o lado. Seu coração quase saiu pela boca. ── Cacete. Merda. ── praguejou baixinho, num esforço desesperado para levantar a trava, mas já era tarde. Restou a ela cumprimentar o vizinho de assento. ── Opa... E aí, Frank, chuchu beleza?

[0p1er0]

thanks, my biggest fans (yes that is swap sans in the corner)

[fairywilds]

Auberon took a step out of their jewelry shop, Thesaurum Jewelers, for a small break and just in time to catch a melodic hum drifting through the air. It was a tune that seemed to weave its way delicately into the atmosphere, eagerly drawing Auberon's attention away from the meticulous tasks of arranging gemstones in their display cases all day. Intrigued, Auberon glanced around, their bleached white hair catching the light as they turned towards the source of the sound. "What are you humming?" Auberon inquired, the curiosity evident in their voice as they regarded Pandora with a mix of fascination and intrigue. ( @nctural )

[nonbinaryphantom]

no one appreciates danny knowing fuck all about ghosts. his ass doesnt know the language‼️

[soullessxpandora]

Many believe I'm all deathly seriousness and malevolent cruelty, but I do have a sense of humor. Having him around is for the best, Gianna, it's an extra layer of protection should anyone grow too nosey at what you are doing. Ah...I was wondering when you would find out. To answer your question candidly, I am okay with it and I am also not in a way. I don't take the pleasure knowing those who only follow the Elders out of fear may die in the process. We cannot make exclusions either, dear, loose ends leave a chance of vengeance. The question remains, are you okay with this?

Very funny prank indeed, it's a good thing that I enjoy challenges. It's not so terrible, I'm used to his presence by now and besides... with him near me I know that he's not being subjected to the presence of his King. Envy did bring up something though, a caveat about the resurrection spell– using the coven as fuel for it. You're okay with this? I know you'll get your daughter back but this is destroying families, killing possible innocents. A horror took her away from you, but we're bringing her back committing atrocities ourselves.

[iamgonnagetyouback]

I need some Barry crouch x reader hcs!!!

headcanons for barty crouch jr x reader

✧ Barty's tough exterior melts a bit when he's with you.

✧ Although he’s far from “cuddly,” he has his unique ways of showing affection, like brushing your hair back when you’re distracted or tracing your features as you sleep.

✧ Barty’s not one for sweet words, but his actions speak volumes.

✧ He’ll get you your favorite snacks or bring you small trinkets he found while out (which may or may not look slightly ominous) because he thought of you.

✧ Barty might act like he doesn’t care about anyone, but he’s fiercely protective of you.

✧ Even in mundane settings, he’ll shoot anyone who looks at you wrong a glare that practically screams, “try me.”

✧ Barty has a dark sense of humor that only you truly understand.

✧ He’ll make some snide comment about a “light curse” on that annoying person who cut you off, and you’re caught between laughing and wondering if he’s serious.

✧ Expect a list of names only he can call you that would sound terrifying coming from anyone else.

✧ "My little accomplice" or "favorite sinner" are all meant with an oddly fond glint in his eye.

✧ Barty has a twisted sense of what qualifies as a "prank."

✧ He’ll hide your wand and act innocent, or cast a temporary charm to give you a slight shiver whenever you say a particular word.

✧ The fact that he finds these things hilarious somehow makes them even more endearing.

✧ Barty has zero interest in keeping things “normal.”

✧ He’ll whisk you away to strange places or suddenly decide that he wants to dance with you in a forbidden part of Hogwarts, laughing wildly as you try to shush him.

✧ Arguments are intense with Barty but often end up with some kind of wicked banter. "I would gladly hex you right now," he’ll say, and you’ll counter, “As if you’d survive a day without me.” He grins in response, all too delighted by your bite.

✧ He’ll make a big deal about not being “soft,” but then you’ll catch him resting his hand on your back protectively in a crowd or casting discreet protective charms on you.

✧ Barty opens up during the witching hours, sharing bits of his past and fears.

✧ His walls come down, and he’ll even reveal the vulnerabilities he rarely lets surface, confessing his struggles while holding you close as if you’re his lifeline.

✧ As restless as Barty is, he finds peace lying next to you, though he’ll grumble about it if you ever bring it up.

✧ He likes to keep a hand on you while you sleep, subtly ensuring you're there without having to admit he needs the reassurance.

✧ Dating Barty means being the only person he truly lets into his life, creating a bond that’s almost unbreakable.

✧ He’d go to terrifying lengths for you, making you feel like the center of his world, albeit in his own darkly intense way.

some convos that might arise while dating barty

BARTY: *glares at someone looking at you wrong* “Do you want me to handle that, or should I just wait until they’re not looking?” YOU: “Barty, no.” REGULUS: *muttering* “Honestly, let him. It’ll be quick.” YOU: “You’re not helping, Reg.”

YOU: “So, are you a morning person?” BARTY: “Only if by morning person you mean a creature of darkness slowly acclimating to daylight.” PANDORA: *snickering* “At least he’s honest.” YOU: “That… is more fitting than I expected.”

YOU: *quietly* “Barty, sometimes it feels like you’re just… not here.” BARTY: *pauses* “I know. I’m trying. I promise.” BARTY: *sighs, taking your hand* “You’re the only thing keeping me from going too far.”

BARTY: “If anything happens to you, I’ll bring the whole world down.” REGULUS: *chuckling* “That’s rich, coming from the guy who can barely commit to a daily schedule.” YOU: *rolling your eyes* “Thanks for the reassurance, Barty. Not ominous at all.” BARTY: “I’m serious!” EVAN: *snorts* “Yes, and you’re also a menace, so there’s that.”

YOU: “You have to admit you like being with me.” BARTY: *grins* “Like? Oh, I’m far past ‘like.’” PANDORA: *smirking* “I think what he’s trying to say is that he’d hex anyone who dares come between you.” YOU: “Great. Love in true Barty fashion.” BARTY: “I’d curse them with a smile.”

YOU: “Why do you always smirk when things get serious?” BARTY: “It’s either that or throw something.” PANDORA: “He really does throw things. Mostly at me.” BARTY: “Only when you’re too calm. I need someone on my level.” EVAN: *dryly* “Misery loves company, I suppose.” YOU: “You’re all impossible.”

BARTY: “Don’t go. I can handle whatever it is.” YOU: *raising an eyebrow* “Barty, it’s literally an event for flower arranging.” BARTY: “It could still be dangerous!” PANDORA: *snorts* “From the roses, or the daisies?” BARTY: “You know I don’t trust people. Especially around you.” YOU: “Don't worry, Barty.I’ll keep my eye out for sinister roses.”

YOU: “I think I bring out your softer side.” BARTY: “Let’s not spread rumors, love. I have a reputation to uphold.” EVAN: “What, of being intolerably prickly?” BARTY: *smiling* “Prickly enough to keep them away from her.” YOU: “You’re so charming.”

[misty-doodles]

One of my favorite fic series is just Pandora's vault, except there's no torture or Tommy death, and Dream just goes insane from the isolation and confinement.

As I write a Sam centric fic set during the prison arc, I fight the urge to keep adding shit because like, Quackity doesn't torture dream, but god would a convo between them be funny.

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Evan: cut your food carefully, Panda, or it might fly off your fork

Pandora: *excitedly* fly off to where? To space???

Evan:…

Evan: no, on someone's clothes.

Based on a convo my family members had

[redcreeksavannah]

The next comment is almost enough for Savannah to roll her eyes or bite back. Living in Redcreek had increased her confidence a bit over the years. She didn't have any sort of backbone when she was still living under her parents roof in Kentucky. She was always meek, always biting her lip and keeping her head low. While Pandora's remarks are snarky, she continues to try to not give in. Giving her customer the silent treatment, reaching into the case and plucking each one of the items for them. Placing them into a small baggie, she offers a thin slipped smile. "Here you go, it'll be $8.00 even. If you're feeling the holiday cheer, you can tip the pretty girl over here," she replies in a sarcastic manner, pointing to the tip jar that had a red bow tied around it.

it's  a  little  game  that  pandora  likes  to  play  at  the  worst  of  times  -  see  what  makes  others  tick,  what  makes  them  grovel,  what  makes  them  snap;  and  she's  half  -  impressed  with  savannah's  inability  to  cave  in.  a  shame,  really.  she  wants  another  quick  outburst,  a  pulse  of  vein  against  forehead  -  but  pand  can  only  keep  herself  entertained  for  so  long.  with  a  click  of  tongue  against  the  roof  of  her  mouth,  she  tilts  her  head  to  the  side,  as  if  contemplating  pastries  -  curls  brushing  off  her  shoulders.  "hm.  fresh  daily,  really?  do  you  bake  them  yourself  or  are  you  just  the  pretty  girl  they  put  up  front  to  upsell?"  her  arms  cross  over  themselves,  hand  tucking  beneath  her  chin.  "i'll  take  one  of  each.  the  coffee  crumble,  strawberry  danish,  every  variant  of  croissant  -  everything  in  the  case,  really.  no  worries  on  the  coffee,  though!  we  press  our  own  -  it's  a  surefire  way  to  insure  quality."

[itsjaywalkers]

suffering horrendous nothing happens withdrawals, heart getting weaker, legs getting numb, sweat running down my back etc etc do you have any headcanons or something to help me during this difficult time 😔

(only if you feel like it ofc lovey)

OF COURSE I HAVE HCS NONNIE.. I'M ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT THEM.. and i'm more than happy to share them with u mwah!!

james' first time happened when he was 16 with this girl a couple of years older than him, they never dated it was simply a hookup. but reg's first time is with james when he's 17 (and james 19) <3 while he's dating barty too <3

funnily enough.. this happening is actually barty's fault..

james ruins more than a few friendships over regulus and all the shit he does for/bc of him (he doesn't care)

there's a scene with james and lily after he catches he and reg making out . very heavily . and i'm so fucking excited to write it bc their lil convo is everythingggg to me

barty and pandora dated briefly when he first joined their friend group. and then barty dated reg. and he ends up with evan at some point. which is somehow hilarious to me bc he saw this lil group of freaks and he was like . yeah i'm fucking all of them . AND HE DID

james gets in a physical fight with one of reg's bfs (rabastan) and actually sends him to the hospital

mary never forgives james about the emma thing, so their friendship remains tense and . kinda bitter . after he and emma break up

effie and monty absolutely adore reg as a person but . they don't like him for james bc they don't like the kind of person james turns into when he's with reg (this changes with time obviously and this is not all on reg, james is half to blame at the very least but that's their son etc)

everyone at reg's school think he's dating james (mostly during his last 2 years) and he never corrects them

despite barty being the person james hates the most . his least fav of reg's bfs is benjy simply bc he's actually a nice guy and really good for reg (it also doesn't help that sirius loooooves him)

reg makes a habit of picking up james' phone when they're hanging out and james' current gf calls and being . as ambiguous about what they're doing as possible on purpose

james catches him at some point but finds it soooo funny and sooooo endearing that he allows it. kinda encourages it even

james mentions in part 2 of nothing happens that he doesn't think sirius knows about he and reg sharing a bed so often bc he'd confront him about it but sirius Does Know bc he has seen them a couple of times when he has a nightmare and goes to look for his brother

he's not a fan. hates it even. but he'd never tell reg how or where to seek comfort so he's never mentioned it and simply pretends it's not a Thing at all

evan's always been Team James simply bc he was jealous when reg and barty dated and secretly wanted them to break up so bad

pandora however................. she stops being james' fan at some point in the story and even after they figure their shit out . her friendship with him is never the same

when it comes to james' friends, i'm pretty sure the only ones rooting for reg are lily and peter. like.. not even sirius and that's literally his brother lmao

james and reg's relationship stays mostly platonic at all times (except they never actually act like friends but u get what i mean) but when either or both of them are dating someone . the jealousy and possessiveness jump out and suddenly they're making out + fucking any chance they get

reg shows off all the hickeys james leaves when james is dating someone, but does his best to cover them when james is single (or he is dating someone)

james never hides the marks reg leaves tho.. mostly bc he isn't self-aware about the cheating and he's never ashamed of what he and reg do

and i think i'm gonna stop there bc this has already gotten long enough.. i have another post with some hcs somewhere in the tag tho i case u wanna check those up too!!