#constipation is not what you think

[arttsuka]

I LOVE Teen Stan and Ford, it’s sad they don’t get drawn enough, so thank you so much!

Does Ford ever help Stan when he gets overstimulated? Or maybe when he has a rage response and suddenly starts crying and calls himself stupid?

Here's the other post with Ford

[deletedelight]

DAVEKAT YURI BEAAAMM

[sorryimlattte]

i wrote the hottest pwp sanzo fic in my head during my afternoon almost-nap

[haveihitanerve]

When Bruce first woke up he thought everything was normal. He stood up at three, stretched, did his work out routine, and headed down the stairs to grab a granola or smoothie maybe, one of the ones Alfred absolutely detested, and maybe check in and see if Tim was still awake and force him to bed. He also made a mental note to call Jason, he had missed their latest phone call and if he didn't make an effort Jason would think everything was over and would act fine but be torn up on the inside. And Bruce could not let that happen. “Morning alfred.” He hummed, walking into the kitchen. Alfred looked up in surprise. “Master Bruce! You are awake early!” Bruce sent him a look, digging around in the fridge. “Ha ha. It was one time Alf.” Now the butler was looking at him strangely. Bruce frowned, closing the fridge door. “Are we out of shakes?” he asked. Alfred looked at him questioningly, but Bruce just shrugged, moving to the cabinets. “Thats fine. Hey did you see Tim yet? Or is he still in the cave.” “master Bruce what ever are you talking about?” Alfred asked, finally seemingly having had enough of his nonsense. Bruce turned in confusion. “What?” He asked. Alfred shook his head. “Are you ill? Perhaps we had best forgo the entertainment tonight if you are not feeling well.” Bruce frowned. “What entertainment Alfie?” Last he had checked nothing had been on the calendar. Alfred looked at him worriedly. “Oh dear. Master Bruce it is not like you to be forgetful.” Bruce shook his head. “Alf. What entertainment tonight?” Alfred sighed. “Why we are to go to the Flying Graysons Circus tonight, how had you forgotten?”

[kiingbiing]

The cage… I have a vision

[korrasamibottles]

For @wukoweek2024 Day 5: Angst:

“I've had moon peaches before, Wu."

"Mmmm not like this you haven't,” Wu says, plucking a slice from the plate and reaching for a bowl of hot pepper sauce, his mouth curling up in a smile. His lips look petal-soft, and Mako drops his gaze down to his own hands.

“Isn't that for the dumplings?” he asks, picking at a hangnail and tracking Wu's movements out of the corner of his eye.

“So what?” Wu shrugs and spoons a bit of the sauce onto the peach, bright red over deep gold like an arc of flame at his fingertips. “You can do whatever you want.”

In which doorknobs are melted, insects are rescued, and Mako learns there's more to life than just surviving.

[moonfurthetemmie]

oh uh. so my essay about Lucidity is getting way longer than I meant it to, because I ended up figuring more shit out as I went, but I'm impatient to share my newest fucked up beloved so i'm just going to share some basics + the heroforge ref

JR is gone. Their head quarters literally blew up and there's only a handful of survivors. He didn't take it well.

he took it so badly in fact that he eventually ended up with goddam Jet and Obsidian, because it just so happened that they're looking for the same group that blew up JR to get rid of them! And since Lucidity, in shock and grieving and absolutely livid, is hunting them, they decided to team up.

yeah he lost his goddam mind <3

this whole thing started with me going 'what if i made ds dream evil and made him and obsidian kiss. could i do that?' and it evolved into "so there's a gay evil poly going on, but that's side story because right now we're watching lucidity's descent into evil and low-level madness as he hunts down [group] and otherwise just helps obsidian and jet achieve multiverse domination. because he's having fun."

He's also realized that he does care about nightmare a lot and really doesn't want to kill him, so there's that I guess?

oh the meme squad knows what's happening. they may be the only other ones from their MV who knows but I'm not certain yet

also Lucidity's versions of Obsidian and Jet are presently nicknamed Shale and Nightshade, respectively, though this may be subject to change.

While Lucidity's presence has made the situation in JMV much much worse overall, he has managed to get certain specific things to stop. jade and zuli are doing a little better now.

someone should probably stop them but honestly i have no idea who or how so they're just going to run free and cause severe problems for everyone. except nightmare. lucidity won't let nightmare get involved in any way, shape, or form, including trying to keep him hidden away in the manor. nightmare must go home and stay there.

(Nightmare, Cross, and Error are digging up all the information they can find about what's been happening in JMV. they have no idea what they're going to do with this information, because they're real sure they can't do shit, but they're looking.)

[milkman-zahhak]

[more detailed updates in the tags btw]

I don't wanna split it up, but I've been writing the FUCK out of the part 2 for the Halloween fic, and it's already super long and uh. Well, Cal still has 2 more bags of candy to go at this point and I don't wanna just have those glossed over.

So for better or for worse, this is gonna be a pretty long story. Get hype and stuff!

[feitansballsack]

Feitan

18+ bc feitan is LITERALLLYYY an adult get out of here children.

It wasn't always like this. The quiet, the tension, the hushed conversations and silent agreements. No, it wasn't always this dull. Living in meteor city has proved to be challenging, and as you could expect, not a challenge that you wanted to face. However, when your failure of a father threw your family into an enormous debt, only to say "screw you" and dip out when the loaners came to check, you don't really have many options. You shouldn't really know any of that either, but your mom ran out of excuses. Now you and your mother live in meteor city, the home of the beloved and well taken care of- not. This had been your home for a couple years now, you've grown accustomed to its ways and are reaching your ages of teenagerhood. "(reader) you need to go out and make friends. I'm worried about you" Your mother coughed. While you've grown adjusted, the health of your mother has not.

"Why do I need friends when I have you? You're my BEST friend." You giggled, happy to not be alone in this place and have a warm home to come back to with her. "Yes but... Well nevermind. But do play outside for a little bit sweetheart." Your mother smiled, reassuringly waving you off. You nodded, and smiled, taking off out the door to one of the only existing playgrounds in meteor city. The walk was nice, a small breeze in the air (however not big enough to carry the stench from the center), and it was slowly warming up enough to leave your area without a coat on. Realizing you were close, you began to skip towards the swingset. Swinging was peaceful. The playground was one of the few things from your life before that you could retain, for who knows how long, in this current. The swinging motion was peaceful, and allowed you to view the sky in all of it's shades.

Suddenly, you felt the chains holding the swing jerk, bringing you to a stop and almost tipping you. Before you was a short and scraggly looking kid, who looked like he was barely 4. He had knotted hair and cold eyes. Who was this twerp? "Get off." The practically baby spoke, short and flat. "No." "...No?"

"That's right. No."

He stared at you puzzled, as if he was used to be able to intimidate others. You smirked at this thought, a small fry thinking he's tough. Upon seeing your smirk he glared, and pushed you hard out of the swing. "Get off." He said again, this time with a small smile in his voice. He was already celebrating? Jeeze. "You're short AND mean. Pick a struggle toddler." You giggled, regaining your balance quickly.

"I'm not toddler! I 13." He pouted, an angry look on his face.

What the fuck?

[the-casbah-way]

some people will look at my current wip and say that malcolm running his hands through jamie's hair as he sleeps and singing him old scottish songs is out of character but to that i say a) no it's not just hear me out and b) suck my fat cock you can't stop me from making those old men experience Real Human Emotions

[prettyboykatsuki]

listen to me. i believe in poly vbs. but it did not happen at once. there is an order to it. it starts with toya and kohane. introvert x introvert. then an is like i kinda like the guy my girlfriend is dating. and then akito in a complete separate situation is interested and kohane and toya is delightfully smug about it.

akito and an in true hater spirit completely refuse to acknowledge the other as romantic partners. then one of them starts feeling fond of the other. its a massive shit show. they become partners begrudgingly and only show affection to each other when the others are not around to give them A Look about it. are you listening

[eightmakesonebraincell]

*Gasp* you are a teacher?!?!?!?!

I wonder what u teach ur kids🙄

What subject do u teach and what class??

-constipated anon

Ps. Why are u a teacher???

How are u a TEACHER?

I can't imagine u being a tr

Do u call ur students 'lil shit'?

i work in paediatrics so yes i work in schools (and clinics) but not as a teacher LMAO

also fun fact but i don't actually swear irl nor over text i literally only use swearing when i write to add ✨literary emphasis✨ or ✨characterisation✨ sO I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I CALL MY KIDS BY THEIR NAME OR SWEETHEART OKAY 😭

[checkadii]

Did not expect to get along with my aunts and relatives but tbh just treat each convo like a very sassy high school gossip group while maintaining respect for the elderly and that like fixes 80% of the awkwardness

[otterandterrier]

every time I come across that ridiculously popular han/leia fic where just straight up from the summary I can already tell they're going to be at their most stereotypical ooc versions, I get very salty, like... there's way better stuff out there y'all, you should be reading that even if it doesn't have 10k kudos

[rainbowgod666]

Law: listen all im saying is NOT not... not. That i dont do NOT have feelings(n't) for mugiw-

OP!alex, done with his shit

Shut the fuck up truffle you are going to fuck luffy and so help me Oda i will shove the One Piece up your ass if you dont stop using your emotions to shut it off 😃

Law: (currently realized how fucked he is)

[widevibratobitch]

so i am singing that vitellia in the end... but at what fucking cost.

'you gotta sing this softer'

'what'

'this is mozart'

'this is vitellia'

'this is mozart'

'im singing about how much i hate this mf and want him dead before the end of the day'

'this is mozart'

'i wanna murder a guy'

'this is mozart'

'...'

'softer. gentle. mozart'

'...ok'