#constantine x king shark

[hannaloony]

Dead boy detectives x Constantine

[mimiaguilar-bansheebender]

It’s been a couple years and i still Can’t believe DC made constantine x king shark canon? Like WOW! 🥺 thank you so much 🥺

[youwillfindilluminating]

I finally got to watch Harley Quinn S4 and now that we know King Shark's relationship with his wife/babymama is "mostly platonic" there's room for King Shark/Constantine.

I want to see it in S5!

[notfeelingthyaster]

marvel lgbtqia+: as happy as possible, colorful, married/stable dating, powerful, half of the new generation, shapeshifters, the fucking king of the fucking space, gods

dc lgbtqia+: clone-obsessed, high school dropout, traumatized, have guns, no therapy, dating sharks, crazy villain lesbians

[luckyshinyhunter]

👑🐟King Shark, Mi Amor!🐟👑

[gothamrumours]

Shark and Exorcist

To the people of Gotham, there are some freaky couples but I must say I've never expected to hear about how John Constantine dated King Shark. Which I would've never expected, monster fucking who.

It's not the most uncommon to date meta-humans here in Gotham, but I this one is a bit surprising since I didn't think King Shark dated humans, but we all learn something new every day It's quite adorable that our British Exorcist dated King Shark. Honestly, it's right up his alleyway among many others. Like his dated Zatanna, Nick Necro, Lucifer, and more....wow, he gets around a bunch. But anyway, this relationship was clearly more hidden at first since NO ONE knew about it until they broke up, so it's possible it was a short one, but part of me doubts that. Since Constantine is normally more out with his lovers.

Your Loyal Journalists,

Gotham Rumors

[letzoespoilyou]

My Monster ship is King Shark X Constantine!

Thank you Justice League Dark: Apokolips War

[not-a-lame-llama]

Just saw a post about John Constantine. Relating to his dating King Shark. and i was laughing a bit. until i remembered it’s quite literally canon. this is the world we live in people. oh my gods.

[everlastingremorse-blog]

Watching the first episode of the new season of Harley Quinn.

And I do think it’s sweet the King Shark (the best character) is going to be a father…

BUT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS CONSTANTNTINE, YOUR BOYFRIEND YIU BAFOON

[fire-fira]

I randomly stumbled across this, and ngl it screams John Constantine/King Shark to me.

You're welcome. lol

[supermellowbouquetnightworld]

My new dnd character! Brine Oceanhopper! She is the daughter of a royal wizard and a shark demigod. She left her underwater kingdom looking for adventure!

(Yes her parents are a refence to John Constantine and King Shark)

[sokoneedsagun]

A list of things the dc community got over too fast:

- Jason Todd’s helmet that had facial features (like had a mouth and nose molded into it)

- the time Poison Ivy took care of/adopted 16 orphans when Gotham was destroyed

- Bruce Wayne getting expelled from school because he lit his teachers lawn on fire

- Oliver Queen kicking out his teenage son Roy Harper (I will never get over that.)

- Dick Grayson almost dying in Juvie as an 8 year old

- the x-men crossover when Tim Drake and Jubilation Lee started dating.

- sort of dc sort of marvel, but Wade Wilson originally being based off of Slade Wilson

- Constantine and King Shark.

- Jason Todd going into a bar as a child to order a glass of milk (that’s the child you people voted to kill.)

- Stephanie Brown’s baby and the circumstances around her being pregnant in general

- Tiny Titans in general

[youwillfindilluminating]

In season 3 episode 5 of HBO’s Harley Quinn, Constantine is wearing an “I Tanked the Shark” t-shirt (passed out after the drinking contest) that... CAN’T be a coincidence, right? 👀

[mlm-writer]

Prophecy (John Constantine x GN!Reader)

Pairing:  John Constantine (LoT ver.) x Gender Neutral!Demon!Reader (with two dicks and tentacles) Rating: Explicit Words: 1014 POV: Second Summary: The Big Tober Day 25 - Monsterfucking Note: Reader is not referred to with any gendered words. Reader just has a dick.... well two actually... king shark style.... Tags: demon fucking, anal, anal fingering, biting, tentacles, manhandling, wet and sloppy, double penetration, PWP and haiku at the end

A filthy moan vibrated through the tentacle you had shoved down John’s throat. You could feel his oesophagus bare down onto your extremity. When he seemed to choke, you retracted the tentacle to rest the end on his tongue. John opened his eyes, tears streaming down his crimson cheeks as he breathed around your appendage. “So pretty,” you cooed as your other tentacles caressed his glistening body. 

Two of them had suctioned down onto his nipples, pressing down and pulling on the sensitive flesh. Each movement allowed you to feel his cock twitch, which you currently had sandwiched between your two own, a tentacle wrapped around it to keep your cocks snugly together. “Please,” John whispered with his mouth still full. You shut him up by pushing the tentacle back down his throat, reaching as deep as you knew he could handle it. He moaned in satisfaction. 

You could smell his arousal, the air in the warehouse thick with the odour of lust. Your other four tentacles held John up in the air, giving your hands all the access you desired to his pretty hole. John sucked so eagerly; it was hard to tell whether the whine was from your tentacle slipping deeper down his throat or from a third finger joining the wet mess inside him. His flushed skin was like a furnace in the poorly isolated, abandoned building. The only light came from the moonlight coming through the windows near the ceiling and the summoning circle below you, where the flames warmed your body. The red light coming from below created erotic shadows on John’s body. You couldn’t hold back anymore and turned John over, your tentacles manhandling him into a bent over position with his ass at your mouth’s height. You bared your triangular teeth to the world, before pressing them into the softness of John’s ass. 

John moaned as he felt you almost pierce his skin. He didn’t care if you did. He had been edged so often by now, he would let you do anything to him. He just needed to cum; he needed your permission to cum. His cock was dripping arousal onto the weathered concrete, the cold air helping him to repress the orgasm he had been on the brink of - over and over. “Why are you always such a fucking menace?” He slurred, trying to wiggle his hands free so he could stroke his weeping cock, but your body and all its extremities left no room for him to move. 

His taunt was all the instructions you needed from him. You bit down on the other cheek, dragging your sharp teeth down to leave angry red lines. The sound coming from him was primal, desperate and obscene. You lowered him, aligning his fingered-open hole with your cocks. You pressed the tip of the lower one against his entrance. The tapered tip slipped inside easily. You pressed forward, stretching him more and more the deeper you went. The base was too thick for him, but you knew he would be able to take that and much more eventually. 

A euphonic song of gasps and moans came from the warlock as you worked him open with your enormity. He was hot around you, his arousal filling your senses. His filthy moans filled your ears. You could smell the precum that was dripping onto the ground. Your vision was focused on where you saw your length almost entirely disappear inside of him. Your fingers digged into his plump ass, your left thumb pressing into the crimson lines you left earlier. All that was missing was his essence on your tongue. 

Your tentacles moved, keeping John speared on your hardness as you pressed his back against your chest. Two of your tentacles held him by the knees now, keeping his legs spread. Another two held him below the arms. Another wrapped itself around John’s neck, lightly choking him. Yet another grabbed him by the hair [why did I give you so many tentacles?], forcing his head to turn so you could kiss him. Saliva covered his lips and dripped down his chin as you ravaged his mouth. The two tentacles you still had left wrapped around his middle and moved him on your cock like a toy. Your second cock rubbed deliciously between his cheeks with each thrust. You moaned into his mouth, hands reaching for his nipples. Even the lightest touch to the abused nubs made John whimper. 

With the new angle, John took you to the base so easily. The human’s skin was slick from the secretion coming from your many appendages. John felt like he was drowning. He was wet all over in your slick. Tongues danced sloppily as he was filled with your cock. “Another,” he managed to moan against your lips. You understood, one hand letting go of his red nipples to angle your second cock in line with his stretched hole. John’s delighted cry echoed through the building when the tip of your second cock slipped inside along the first one. 

John was near-incoherent as you speared him open with both your cocks. His length twitched pathetically against his abdomen, precum joining your juices on his skin. “You can cum for me John,” you whispered into his ear, your tongue darting out to tease his earlobe. He whimpered in reply, something about how you had the tendency to continue, how you were unlikely to stop, how it hurt so good. Your triangular teeth teased his ear as you chuckled ominously.

The warlock screamed like his life depended on it as you renounced mercy and tightened his grip on him. A wet squelch accompanied every thrust into his spit open body. You could feel John tighten around you, the most pitiful moans filling the room as he painted his own body and face white. “That’s it, warlock,” you delighted in his helplessness. Your tentacles manhandled John onto the floor, upper body against the concrete and ass up. “Now let’s fulfil your prophecy.” 

You continued on.  You were unlikely to stop.  And it hurt so good. 

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[lostamongthestarz]

John Constantine x trans!male reader because he's my favorite bisexual (canon)monsterlover

❗❗Female readers are on thin ice but don't fetishize my writing, I write these headcanons for my fellow trans men ❗❗

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Now let's get one thing straight- constantine does not care if you are human or non-human, that man dated king shark and ended it on good terms so you know damn well he gives no shits

This man also doesn't fall in love easily, but give him time and he'll warm up to you (hope you have the patience)

He wouldn't judge you if you came out to him as trans either (I headcanon him to be trans because like before I hit all my favorite characters with the trans+bi beam)

 "Constantine I wanted to tell you I'm trans"

"Cool, me too"

I headcanon him to also be a huge fucking nerd, if your non-human then he's gonna want to know everything about you

You have diffrent magic then he does? Sit down your going to be explaining how it works and what it does to constantine for the next several hours

If your taller + able to carry him around? Do it, this man is a drinker so you'll most likely have to drag his ass away from the bar and into bed. If he tries to protest? Solution? Cuddle him- man melts. He'll grumble in small protest but after awhile he accepts his fate

Hope you can handle the smell of booze and cigarettes, you can practically hear his lungs and liver screaming

Constantine is touched starved, I dont make the rules. He acts like he hates affection around others but get this man alone and hes all over you. He doesn't even need to ask- your already at work pampering his face in kisses as you hold him close to you.

However with Constantine's job he will push you away, he's used to losing the people around him but if your a stubborn ass and hold up on your own then constantine slowly but surely opens up more and more.

When he's had a few to many drinks constantine is one of two ways- flirty or angry (that's canon)

Angry is just him trying to smash shit, again- make sure to keep all your belongings on the top shelf so he can't get to them and he'll eventually calm down

Flirty is him drunkenly saying shitty pickup lines towards you or if you try and carry him to bed he'd just go

"My boyfriend will get upset if he see this"

"Constantine- I am your boyfriend"

Don't let this man cook- at all. He nearly burnt down your kitchen one time

Overall, give Constantine the patience and effort and the relationship will go as smoothly as it can when its constantine

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Requests for constantine are open <3

As always m inbox is open <3

[kenztheweirdmf]

Wdym you ship Peter x dc men?! Bro give me anything!! omg I don't wanna abuse your asks but now I'm just needing. In my most primal state I would ask you about Peter x batman and, x superman and, x nightwing and, x red hood (separately) but whatever bone you wanna throw me I'm happy speciallyifit'sdickorjason

BABY GIRL IF YOU WANNA ABUSE MY ASK THEN DO IT I DONT MIND XD OMG DONT GET ME STARTED ON PETER X BRUCE/CLARK/DICK/JASON GOD THEYRE SOO AUSHAUDBJKAND:LDAD THOSE 4 HAVE BIG PECS AND PETER IS TOTALLY A MAN BOOBS GUY TYPE and ofc Peter tops all 4 🤭 With Bruce, Peter would definitely be cuddling with him while Bruce is in a bathrobe and he has his face in his hairy pecs cus duh free pillows and also because Bruce smells so freaking good making him melt like a puddle and Bruce scratching Peters hair making him purr and kissing his forehead and Peter whines climbs up so he can get kisses on his lips and of course how can Brucie say no to his little spider and kisses it and Peter whimpers as he can feels Bruces stubble on his lips but god is he addicted for this man

With Clark i can see Peter hanging around in the farm but when he saw Clark doing farm work but thats not whats hes focusing at.... its what Clark is wearing and its overalls.... and nothing else hes going full on commando and god the way his cock even flaccid such makes a huge a bulge it makes Peters mouth salivate and dont even get him started on how Clark big hairy tits are practically out bouncing from every step he takes and his beefy hairy biceps is literally bigger than Peters whole head and yup......... Peter is down bad for this country boy

With Dick omg him and Peter would be such couple goals they have such a wholesome cute day to day life always helping each other in the kitchen cuddling in the couch while watching something but that doesnt mean Peter does not thirst for Him cus he always watches him hit the Gym always sweating and flexing his sweaty beefy body and Peter always thanks the universe everytime that he is dating THE Dick Richard Grayson

With Jason god he will treat Peter like a princess always calling him by cute petnames like "sweetheart, honey, baby and more" but the best part for Peter is having the privileged to see Jason shirtless while he works on his bike and my god is his chest developing some chest hair and god does it suit him and god whenever he lifts his arm to wipe off sweat on his head he sees how fucking hairy his armpits are and Peter just wanna bolt and stuff his face in there forever

So in conclusion MCU Peter is very shippable to any hunk even if its outside of their universe :3 AND GOD DO I STILL HAVE A LIST OF DC DADDIES I SHIP PETER WITH LIKE AQUMAN, GREEN ARROW, CONSTANTINE, KING SHARK, SLADE, COMMISSIONER GORDON, ALFRED, JOR-EL, THOMAS WAYNE AND MANY MORE MY BRAIN WONT STOP SHIPPING PETER WITH DADDY HUNKS dont SEND HELP