kingisshark

[kingisshark]

I WILL EAT YOU!!

Sharks are smooth

THEY'RE REALLY NOT. I'M SMOOTH IN SOME SPOTS THO

[kingisshark]

I AM THE KING OF SHARKS I WOULD KNOW IF THEY WERE SMOOTH!!!

Sharks are smooth

THEY'RE REALLY NOT. I'M SMOOTH IN SOME SPOTS THO

[kingisshark]

Could I take you out sometime? Your wife doesn't have to know~~

[kingisshark]

His head, only as far up as his eyes, pop up above the water

@johncon

What's going on? Why is everyone freaking out- oh...

Hey John.

John said, staying away. He didn't know much about the kid's past, but he knew how similar he looked to their father and how much of a piece of shit that man was.

@itsconstantinebitch

Sheer terror flashed across John's face. "But I- But I killed you," he whispered, clapping a hand over his mouth after and swallowing convulsively. Magenta magic, only barely tamed, rippled defensively over the small form.

[kingisshark]

YES!

Trust me, I've petted many sharks before. They are smooth

I'M GONNA EAT YOU NOW

[kingisshark]

Sharks are smooth.

NO!

[kingisshark]

Sharks are smooth

THEY'RE REALLY NOT. I'M SMOOTH IN SOME SPOTS THO

[kingisshark]

DUrge core

THE FUCK IS A DURGE?

[kingisshark]

NOBODY'S COMING OVER!

So i heard that your son and my son are (or will) date and you have an issue with it if i understood correctly?

-@the-best-marksman

I have an issue with my son dating in general. And my husband wants to eat your kid for even thinking about it.

[kingisshark]

Nanaue with all his pups

sticker design for my sticker club this month! shark and fish buddies (the fish will have a holo effect!)

join any time this month to get this reward

[kingisshark]

((ooc)) keep in mind that the post is currently 8 years old so there's probably more that could be added now!

((ooc)) found this great list of all of King Shark's abilities and feats throughout comic history (not everything is canon for my Nana but I want people to see how badass he is) : LINK

[kingisshark]

((ooc)) Link

AAAAH get your fuckin' dog bitch!

John: It don't bite ♡

YES IT DO GET THA-!!

Ooc! Since you've talked about nanaue going crazy when smelling blood, what happens when he bites John? I mean, he bleeds then.

((ooc)) Well I imagine if Nana bit him during their first time, he would go crazy but John would've just teleported him away. Now he's so used to how John's blood smells it excites him A LOT, but he doesn't go into that classic shark feeding frenzy. And since my Nana has never loved someone before or felt the need to hold back for anyone, he might not even have realized that he even could up until he met John and the pups.

And with how much he currently munches on humans, he kind of owns his own cravings if that makes sense? Like if he held back on eating humans for a while I think the bloodlust would be way way worse and less controllable.

I also think the frenzy is easier to control when it's not in water. Sharks can smell one drop of blood in 94 liters of water, and with that being his more natural environment I think it would trigger him much more.

[kingisshark]

((ooc)) found this great list of all of King Shark's abilities and feats throughout comic history (not everything is canon for my Nana but I want people to see how badass he is) : LINK

[kingisshark]

Nanaue takes one more step forward, his own thought "you're taking my food?" disturbs and stops him in his tracks. It's hard not to move. Damn near impossible. His stands rigid, his breath ragged and raspy. As John begins to move away, Nanaue manages to stay still but has to bite his own arm while staring the pair down

Astra was working through some simple math worksheets given to her by babs.

When she flipped the page she yelped, she'd gotten a paper cut. She immediately put her finger in her mouth to stem the bleed, but now she needed a bandage. She wasn't exactly sure where they were stored though. So she went to go find her papa, he'd know where to find bandaids.

(( @itsconstantinebitch @kingisshark ))

[kingisshark]

...W̴H̶A̵T̷C̷H̴A̵ ̴G̷O̶T̵ ̵T̵H̶E̶R̸E̶.̶.̵?̷

Astra was working through some simple math worksheets given to her by babs.

When she flipped the page she yelped, she'd gotten a paper cut. She immediately put her finger in her mouth to stem the bleed, but now she needed a bandage. She wasn't exactly sure where they were stored though. So she went to go find her papa, he'd know where to find bandaids.

(( @itsconstantinebitch @kingisshark ))

[kingisshark]

Don't you smell her blood?

[kingisshark]

Hello Shark :]

- @ratcatcher-duas

HELLO RAT PERSON