kingisshark

[kingisshark]

KING SHARK IS A SHARK

So i was minding my own business when i saw a video of shark anatomy (don't ask why it just appeared) and now i know a thing that left me traumatized shocked

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@itsconstantinebitch

I believe you two understand what i am talking about

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HE’S MAD YOU HURT HIM. TOLD HIM HE HURT YOU PLENTY TOO!

BE CAREFUL! RED BAT IS HUNTING YOU!

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WHY??! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING THIS TIME! that can be proven at least

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MS Teams legal shark stickers but it's Jeff the landshark 🦈💼✨️

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NEVERMIND HE WOKE UP AND WANTS ME TO DO IT AGAIN. WE'RE GOOD!

DOCTOR LADY! HOW DO YOU TREAT SHARK BITES?

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What! Oh! Uh!

immediately apply pressure to the wound to control bleeding, and call emergency services. Apply direct pressure to the wound with a clean cloth or bandage. If the bleeding is severe, you can apply a tourniquet.

Wrap the victim in a blanket or jacket to prevent shock and heat loss. Call emergency services to transport the victim to a hospital.

Try to keep the victim still and reassure them. Wash the wound with soap and water, even if it's minor. Cover the wound with clean gauze. Seek medical attention. A doctor more qualified will evaluate the wound and provide treatment.

If you don't have a commercial-grade tourniquet, you can use a belt or surfboard rope. If the victim is dizzy or fainting, put them in the recovery position (on their side) to keep their airway clear. The doctor may give the victim a tetanus booster and antibiotics to prevent infection.

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I'LL GET THE BANDAGES!

Ahhh wanna hear a bad joke?

Sure harls

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COME HERE~

Ahhh wanna hear a bad joke?

Sure harls

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FOR YOU @itsconstantinebitch

love this animal……. The shart

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NO! BUT MEAT MIGHT!

PRETTY BUTTERFLY!!

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am moth ⚫️w⚫️

BUT THANKS YOU ⭐️V⭐️

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GOOD PUP! 🦈🦈

I LIKE PEOPLE WITH SHORT HAIR. LONG HAIR GETS STUCK IN MY THROAT.

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YES. "SHARKLING" IS TOO LONG

I LIKE PEOPLE WITH SHORT HAIR. LONG HAIR GETS STUCK IN MY THROAT.

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HOW MANY HAS RED BAT "CHOPPED UP"?

Nanaue seems unfazed. It's just another human in his eyes.

"well well...." The former knight grappled down in front of him "weres Harley?!"

@arkhambird

Nanaue gives the surprise visitor a long look before responding, his jet black eyes staring coldly. Harley is a dear friend, if this person is a threat to her safety, they will be dealt with.

GO AWAY RED BAT.

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YOU ARE ALL PUPS

I LIKE PEOPLE WITH SHORT HAIR. LONG HAIR GETS STUCK IN MY THROAT.

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HARLEY IS FRIEND. LITTLE BIRD HURT HER FIRST.

He stands up to full height and it's hard to not be impressed. He now towers over the intruder in a display of intimidation. Because of his size, it seems like his breathing is so loud it almost hisses in his chest with each breath.

"well well...." The former knight grappled down in front of him "weres Harley?!"

@arkhambird

Nanaue gives the surprise visitor a long look before responding, his jet black eyes staring coldly. Harley is a dear friend, if this person is a threat to her safety, they will be dealt with.

GO AWAY RED BAT.

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YOU'RE NOT A BRAT TODAY! pat pat GOOD PUP!

I LIKE PEOPLE WITH SHORT HAIR. LONG HAIR GETS STUCK IN MY THROAT.

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YES!! I LOVE IT WHEN JOHN DRINKS!

Bored, I think I'm going to get shit faced. Anyone want to join?

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I JUST RIP HEAD OFF

I LIKE PEOPLE WITH SHORT HAIR. LONG HAIR GETS STUCK IN MY THROAT.

[kingisshark]

PRETTY TO SEE BUT THE DUST MAKES ME SNEEZE!

PRETTY BUTTERFLY!!

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am moth ⚫️w⚫️

BUT THANKS YOU ⭐️V⭐️