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Okay, before we launch into Sinsmas discourse, we're all going to remember that Via is 17, right? A 17-year-old, very sheltered girl, raised in a very toxic environment who doesn't understand mental illness or the complexity of Stolas' situation because she is a very sheltered 17-year-old girl raised in a very toxic environment, yeah? We're going to keep that in mind when we talk about her reaction to the pills, right? We're going to keep that in mind when we talk about her reaction to the trial, right? We aren't going to vilify yet another teenage girl for not reacting in a supportive, positive, and understanding way to a decision that rocked her entire world? Right? Right, guys? Okay, just checking.
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reptile boyfriends effort to keep you warm in comfort but ur already a bird with feathers whos doing fine but isnt the warmth nice anyways when youve been cold for so long?
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Okay, so since Loona's a Hellhound and thus tied to Gluttony, she chows down on lots of junkfood.
And because Millie and Moxxie are Imps and thus tied to Wrath, they (romantically) try to kill each other.
Neat.
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Blitzø:
Also Bliztø: *immediately goes somewhere cold again to save his boyfriend*
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Okay. But did he just heat up hot coals to eat them and then lizard crawl up next to him to warm him up...? Because if so.
Howfuckingcute.
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What a great way to end a season. Nothing bad happened, no surprises, or anything that was a gut punch. You know, just wholesomeness 🥲
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YARNABY!!!❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜
I made this quickly ‼️🌸✨🌈🥰
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Only Blitz is able to make Stolas laugh when he is sad and depressed
Blitz is his soulmate <3
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"Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox. Killin' who we're paid to is our business. Shoot the target."
"No, don't be a puss. We're just killing a mother."
"We're ruining a family!"
"This may be out of turn..."
"But I feel like this one isn't worth the money."
"I don't think I wanna be part of this one, sir."
"Nah, fuck this. I'm going home."
"We've done this kind of t-t-thing before." "Just... not this one, Mils. Not today."
I love the character development on this imp, he's come so fucking far since s1 e1 and I love him for it.
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"Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox. Killin' who we're paid to is our business. Shoot the target."
"No, don't be a puss. We're just killing a mother."
"We're ruining a family!"
"This may be out of turn..."
"But I feel like this one isn't worth the money."
"I don't think I wanna be part of this one, sir."
"Nah, fuck this. I'm going home."
"We've done this kind of t-t-thing before." "Just... not this one, Mils. Not today."
I love the character development on this imp, he's come so fucking far since s1 e1 and I love him for it.
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in other news, my flag is being held up by sticky hands ive punched into the ceiling
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[ID: a screenshot of the “Almost Christmas” Ace Attorney meme behind a slightly transparent stock image of an ice cube. End ID.]
it’s defrosting
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hello! if you're still writing for Creature Commandos, i'd like to request some platonic headcanons for Weasel, please! just some general thoughts or scenarios on being his friend/caretaker. if you're not writing for these characters anymore then pls ignore!
Weasel was innocent in your eyes! No fucking doubt about that! You didn’t buy the whole ‘child killer’ narrative about him when you were quick to see that there was no hostile nor violent tendencies towards children in general.
So your and weasels friendship felt borderline like you were his caretaker in most cases as dr phosphorus would always tell you to rein in your ‘feral child’
To which you would smile innocently before telling Weasel to piss on the irradiated Skelton out of spite. Good times.
Many on the team had noticed that weasel was more comfortable and at ease when you were nearby, which mean that you were often teamed up together on more then one occasion as you both worked like a well oiled machine. You could understand him on a level that others couldn’t grasp and that was what made you an unlikely duo.
You weren’t seen without weasel and weasel wasn’t seen without you, so even if the rest of the team saw one without the other they’d always ask the question;
‘Where’s the rest of you?’
You would then point to the rafter above you where weasel was hanging out, looking a little sickly than usual. ‘He threw up.’
Or if weasel was asked where you were, he’d run away before coming back to with your arm in his jaw, but you were unfazed as this wasn’t the first time that weasel dragged you with your arm in his jaw, you still had the marks form the previous times he did this that you had to squint to see since he never put any pressure when dragging you at all as though he was careful to not hurt you.
Weasel does go fucking apeshit when he sees that you were hurt, his only friend and somewhat caretaker was injured and he was seeing red as he tore apart the person(s) who did it to absolute shreds. Literally he gave a new meaning to the word feral after that with a bloody muzzle, teeth and claws.
‘I’m fine.’ You’d have to tell him when he inspects your wounds, making noises of distress as he would attempt to lick your wounds like a dog would, but you were certain that wasn’t hygienic at all but you appreciate the gesture as you scratched him behind the ear, making him close his eyes and let out a noise akin to purr.
I’d like to think that now and then weasel would cuddle into your side afterwards, always being your feral protector when you were healing, always watching over you silently as you smile at your best friend. It’s a beautiful thing between the two of you as you cradled your furry friend to your chest before drifting off to sleep after a gruesome and tiresome mission.
‘You did good today weez.’ You’d praise him as you rubbed his back, only for weasel to make a soft noise like he was telling you something similar as he nuzzled himself further into you like the clingy rat that you knew he could be. And he could be clingy when he wanted to be as half of the time he was climb your back and force you to carry him back to your shared room.
Now if weasel was hurt, you’d react in kind by going ballistic before sticking by his side as he recovered. ‘You okay weez?’ You’d ask.
Weasel would make a weak noise but you’d smile and keep watch over him. ‘I’m right here weez, I’m not going anywhere.’ You’d remind him and that was enough to calm him down and go into a light slumber.
Yours and weasel’s friendship was unheard of but you wouldn’t change it for anything not anyone as weasel has become a vital part of you as you had become a vital part of him, something you’d protect until you couldn’t anymore as you didn’t know where you’d be without having your furry friend making your life that little more bearable…even if you did have to tell him to stop licking the damn windows and eating shit that he’s not meant to by forcing your hand in his jaw to get it out yourself.
‘SPIT IT OUT WEEZ! YOU’RE NOT MEANT TO EAT THAT!’ You’d yell but weasel was adamant on eating the dirty bandaid he found on the floor, much to your disappointment and everyone else’s (mainly dr phosphorus) hilarity.
Also you, weasel and dr phosphorus are like a trio of pure chaos with you being the mediator between the two, but that’s a story for another day.
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ADHD Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SHOP NOW
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Weasel is INNOCENT!! He's literally the SECOND cartoon weasel in animation history that is a main protagonist!
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realizing the weasel was so protective over the princess because she reminded him of the little girl that he couldn’t save…… I’m sick. I’m SICK!!!!
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