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Fun fact! Saint Valentine was beheaded, and here is a photo of his supposed skull! (which is kept in a reliquary in rome because catholics are freaky that way)

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I can’t wait until my sense of taste is back. This cup of tea tastes like hot water. :(
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I am absolutely appalled. APPALLED.
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My bad gang...Im obsessed about them 😓
For context , in Sawyer's view all he could see at first was just distortion and light that rendered Angel's face unrecognizable to him. His psyche had been wreck for so long after only being left in the deep dark with his own mind and his creations. His mind had basically blocked out the most key human features and he was stuck with this delusion all because he wanted nothing more but to get rid of Angel as his sole driven focus.
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wallace and gromit short films
a grand day out (1989) / the wrong trousers (1993) / a close shave (1995) / a matter of loaf and death (2008)
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dear aardman we need more of timmy's mom in season 7 pls ty
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TikTok removed the audio from this even though I provided it myself. I’m infuriated by that, and I just decided to delete it there and upload it here.
1: Because it’s an edit, and therefore very pointless if it doesn’t have the music with it.
2: Because y’all appreciate Shawnzer here about as much as on TikTok
The song is Knickknack Kingdom by Fake Type.
I don’t normally like posting videos on Tumblr or Twitter because they don’t load too well on those sites from my experience, but let’s see how this goes.
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heres an apology for all the angsty sheep posting
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he misses gromit methinks
i like to think that shaun never told anyone much about what happened to him and the flock when they got rustled in A Close Shave, only that they were taken in by a nice man and his nice dog and that they were part of a wild dog chase. he never spoke about their kidnappers, and the flock themselves had little to no idea about what went on behind the scenes aside from the fact that they were all nearly killed.
he'd boast about how great of an escape they had (which he earned btw), i hardly think he'd be openly vulnerable about how scared he was. so while the flock already moved on from the situation, shaun himself was suffering in silence.
though yknow, his family won't ever let him do that ^_^
bonus thing:

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Guess who just binge watch Shaun The Sheep?
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why would you lie like that Google ai???


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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.
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