#constable posts

[revvethasmythh]

blackwall's whole situation is hilarious to me because he's posing as the warden-constable of orlais and this is never interrogated by anyone. what the fuck do you mean the warden-constable of orlais is chilling in my adventuring party after apparently being no-contact with any other wardens for multiple years and was found living in fereldan for some reason. leliana has a file of warden-constable blackwall's speech to his soldiers (in orlais!) during the fifth blight when blackwall outright tells you he was in fereldan during the blight and then after the truth comes out cullen is like "yeah even leliana didn't know blackwall was lying because she has a blind spot when it comes to the wardens". girlfriend that is not a blind spot that is a black hole. do we not communicate did i not tell you that blackwall said he was in fereldan. what breakdown in communication had to occur to allow this ruse to continue

also if he's the warden-constable of orlais that means he's clarel's second in command and this NEVER comes up. you leave the warden contact behind in the fade and some junior warden scuttles up to you like, "but we have no one left of any significant rank!" okay well the guy claiming to be warden-constable is literally stood five feet to my left, how's that. no one's ever like "hey blackwall wanna take over command of the remaining wardens" despite the fact that his own cover story outright makes him their commander. like the way blackwall lies is hilarious but also he should NOT have feasibly been able to get away with this. claiming to be the warden-constable is a level of audacity rarely witnessed in nature. what the fuck even happened here

[capn-twitchery]

have been chipping away at a drabble of twitch & grace first meeting again in london a few months after twitch rescues him from the ice,,,,,at this rate it's gonna be just endless silly dialogue

[spocks-husband]

Sometimes after my boyfriend showers he sends me photos of himself frowning with his hair slicked back bc he knows I think he looks like Odo and it's the sexiest thing in the world

[xdestinykey]

Ineffable May Day #17- ✨📋 Inspector Constable 👮🏻‍♀️✨

“Inspector Constable… that’s my name!”

[belongstocaptaindoyle]

MURDOCH MYSTERIES | CONSTABLE TUCKER

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[crescentmp3]

hi

[image desc: a digital comic of op's characters, anne constable and eleanor lloyd. in the first frame, eleanor rubs the back of her neck while looking off to the side, some blood splatters on her. she says awkwardly, "er... countess, i don't mean to come off as unappreciative, but it feels inappropriate to propose a relationship to me right after my assassination of the earl."

anne puts a hand to her chin and grins, sparkles around her as she says in a honeyed tone, "ah, is that it, darling? worry not. i have much further inappropriate scenarios planned for the two of us than this."

eleanor glares at her in a mixture of repulsion and irritation, eliciting anne to say lightheartedly, "ah, too soon?" // end id]

[thatarcadellama]

Is it bad that I kinda ship them 💀

[chiropteracupola]

...oh so it's EXACTLY exactly the très riches heures huh.

[kieranphobia]

⠀଼ ♰   .⠀⠀⠀rq for @us-costco-official: kieran my man. you should make @constable-rohza a moodboard >:) mayhaps.⠀⠀⠀ ﮩ٨ـ ֺ ˖

[geraldofallon]

Romance in the Neath: Last Constable

Under the grime and exhaustion, she has a bird-like prettiness.

She offers a hand, but changes her mind, ans pulls you into a brief hug instead.

“Let’s never say never.”

It's a feverish sort of night. Beneath her uniform she's scarred and sinewy.

[mcdennis]

JUST SAW YOUR PFP HE IS THREE APPLES TALL I CANT

HE IS THREE APPLES TALL AND JUST A LITTLE GUY AND I LOVE HIM

[cirrus-grey]

Cuddy: I can't believe my tortured soul is gonna walk the world in torment.

Death: WELL, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO.

Cuddy: No, it's gonna.

[capn-twitchery]

have been slowly chipping away at a fic for the first time grace meets twitch after the rescue & twitch finally got to show up (maybe dead)

[dizzysilhouette]

they laid down

[belongstocaptaindoyle]

CONSTABLE TUCKER & CONSTABLE HIGGINS INCORRECT TEXT POST

[crescentmp3]

hi, here is a wip of a little thing. i utterly loathe drawing backgrounds and i wish i had the ability to simply project it onto the canvas from my mind