#conspiracy?

[aressida]

[angela-feelstoomuch]

I would love to see Buck going to Tommy's house for something and sitting on his couch and just looking very uncomfortable. Like visibly uncomfortable. Just knowing Tommy's great and all, but his couch is not Buck's perfect couch, you know? But you know who has a super comfortable couch? A couch you could fall asleep on? You got it! Eddie. So yeah. Random thoughts.

[inaris-pokemon-world]

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Porygon is a species of Pokémon made by Silph Co. decades in the past. This is an irrefutable fact, and Silph is quick to quash rumors otherwise. Every Porygon comes embedded with copy protection, after all!

The Porygon roaming in the wild MUST be released from trainers.

The depictions of Porygon from the ancient north MUST be fabricated.

No one can know the truth.

[nerdygirl2023]

Everytime this happens I always wonder what the government is hiding- what it is distracting us from- what DOEST it want us seeing?

Just in case any of you are confused, TikTok being banned and coming back not even 24 hours later with a giant "we thank President Trump" message is NOT a win. It's a huge red flag and a sign that this was a thousand percent planned.

[eyeballmarshmallowtea]

What if it’s all a big plan and the hiatus was planned all along and Mofftiss are bluffing and the show will come back and Johnlock is endgame and everything is right with the world

[bats-and-the-birds]

I screwed around on a fake tweet maker for far, far too long to make this stupid post.

[prokopetz]

Small town murder mystery where it eventually turns out that literally everyone in town is a member of some secret society or sinister cult – except it's not one big secret society, it's a bunch of little ones, ranging from as many as a couple dozen members to as few as three. Each secret society is aware of their own immediate allies and rivals, but none of them have the complete picture of how extensive the town's secret society problem is, nor do they know that every single resident is a member of at least one. Some residents are members of multiple secret societies. Some residents are unwittingly members of multiple secret societies, having mistakenly concluded that Secret Society A is Secret Society B's hidden inner circle, when in fact they're unrelated. There's at least one pair of secret societies whose leaders each believe that the other is a false front that they set up to distract their enemies. This goes on for five seasons.

[pansexualpanicker]

This shits gotta be a publicity stunt, that or his secret service team also wants his ass dead because how do you mess up twice?

[wrightandco]

the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney

it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone

edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth

[lizardsfromspace]

So there's this Flat Earther who said he was traveling to the Ice Wall last September to prove the Earth was flat. He has not posted since.

Here are some theories on his current whereabouts:

He fell off

Too busy partying on the continent of Geminia to post anymore

He discovered a second, bigger ice wall

He died alone in the frigid wastes of Antarctica, aware at last of his folly as he slowly, painfully expired, his body never again to be seen by human eyes

Here be dragons (they ate him)

[i-hear-a-sound]

free my boy luigi mansion bc the cops definitely just turned a random fucker into a patsy after being unable to find the actual killer. no ‘criminal’ is a genius don’t get me wrong but there’s having the mildest amount of common sense expected of a living entity on planet earth and then there’s carrying around the weapon used to commit the crime *edit THAT IS BELIEVED TO BE FUCKING 3D PRINTED + the full 3 page manifesto explaining the motives for the crime not just in public but in a fucking McDonald’s

[captainjonnitkessler]

The second you start talking about some mysterious "they" that are controlling society in some fashion, you are engaging in dangerous conspiratorial thinking even if you're being woke about it. "They" did not institute the 40 hour work week specifically so you would be too tired to revolt. "They" did not invent the sleek minimalist aesthetic in order to crush the spirit of art in the common people. "They" are not pushing mediocre media into the mainstream in order to poison people's critical thinking skills.

Your best case scenario after that is you talk to someone who actually knows what the fuck they're talking about and you get embarrassed because you can't answer basic questions about your own ideology because you never learned anything past "the ruling class/capitalists/politicians are making things bad and if we got rid of them the bad things would all go away!"

Your worst case scenario is obviously the woo-to-fascist pipeline and you end up believing Jews are poisoning American food supplies with GMOs in order to turn us all into beta cucks, so like . . . maybe just stop blaming "them" before you fall down that route.

Obligatory round of disclaimers: Yes, sometimes people do bad things. Be specific about exactly who is doing what instead of ascribing it to some vague group of shadowy elites. Yes, sometimes things in society are bad. Learn to identify the root causes of complex social issues instead of assuming that they're actually extremely simple to fix and we're just not doing it because of some vague group of shadowy elites. Yes, minimalism isn't for everyone. Learn that some people don't share your tastes and get the fuck over it for the love of god.

[shesgonnachangetheworld]

i don't care that joe biden is old and tbh, i don't actually think the media cares either. they just want trump back because him sucking makes for easier clickbait

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Kid!Tim, showing Robin his room: So we have my photography cubby, not to be confused by my homework cubby. Then my desk, bed, conspiracy wall, wardrobe, other desk for my conspiracy wall-

Robin!Jason, nodding along with a fake smile. Pointing towards a side desk with candles and several framed photos of Batman: And what’s that over there.

Tim: oh that’s just my Batman shrine.

Jason: Ah.

Tim: Anyway! This is the kennel for all four of my stuffed dogs, my bookshelf for my conspiracy wall-