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Ahhhh I’m in love (even more) with Wednesday! “you could never be invisible to her…” bruh what kinda magik do you possess to be able to write like thisssss?? It’s perfect.
—Lips Over Your Nightmares
Pairing: Wednesday Addams x Fem!Reader/OFC
Summary: You've been having trouble sleeping. Nightmares haunt you every time you close your eyes, and Wednesday offers a solution in the form of comfort only she is capable of.
Warnings: Soft!Wednesday. Possessive!Wednesday. Intimate. Wednesday ran out of patience. Emotionally charged confessions. Kissing. Lots and lots of kissing.
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Note: I said wednesday is soft for her girl and I will take no arguments about it. The act of kissing in this fic is peak wlw. I'm sleeping on the highway tonight and taking you all with me.
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Nighttime could be hellish.
It was probably why Wednesday adored it so much.
You loved it too. There was something divine about the nighttime. People feared the dark, but you saw it as an opportunity to rest your weary eyes and bones. The night gave way to being invisible, and there were some days when that was all you could bear to be.
But to Wednesday Addams, who loved the dark, you could never be invisible to her.
It was a blessing and a curse.
To be seen by Wednesday—it was something more than many people could ever hope for.
But to be seen when you wanted to be invisible? It was like being dragged without anything to hold onto.
Nighttime was hellish, and you wanted to disappear into the dark as your nightmares plagued you until you couldn't even tell what was the dream and what was the reality.
But Wednesday Addams saw you.
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You've missed Enid's late-night studying session again. It's the second week in a row that Enid's gotten a text from you two minutes before the session started.
"I guess we can start," Enid told the group with a disappointed smile. "She's not coming today either."
"Fuck," Xavier sighed. "She's the only one who's good at art restoration. I was hoping she'd help me with my assignment."
Wednesday's face scrunched together mildly, and Xavier rolled his eyes. "Except for you, Wednesday. But you hate teaching me and I hate learning from you."
"I can't help it if you're stupid," Wednesday dully replied.
"Not all of us can do it perfectly after being told what to do—told only once might I add," Xavier raised his brow at her.
Wednesday shrugged, which only seemed to irk Xavier more and to prevent them from bickering further, Yoko turned to Enid and asked, "Why isn't she coming?"
Enid shrugged, her lips quirked to the side as they pressed together. "She texted to say she wasn't feeling well and couldn't make it."
"She does seem tired lately," Bianca commented, her expression in deep thought as she recalled the last two weeks when she saw you. "Also, really quiet. Well, quieter than she normally is."
There were murmurs of agreement around while Wednesday sat silently. Of course, she also noticed, but she was waiting for you to say something to her. You always told her whatever was plaguing you, even when Wednesday told you she didn't ask. Wednesday was used to hearing your mundane thoughts or solving your problems.
But there was nothing this time, and Wednesday couldn't figure it out. She tried to think back to see if anything had changed—if something had happened, but there was nothing.
Two weeks of leaving you be was enough, though, Wednesday decided as she packed her things into her bag.
"What! Wednesday, are you leaving too?" Enid groaned. "But I need help with botanical sciences!"
"Ask Bianca," Wednesday didn't even look up.
Enid looked at the siren, who had a deceitful, happy smile.
"I'd be happy to help you, Sinclair. Let's talk The Poe Cup negotiations first."
"Absolutely not!" Enid scoffed before turning back to Wednesday with pleading eyes. "Wednesday..." she whined.
"Ask Xavier," Wednesday didn't budge.
"But all he does is draw in class. There's no way he's doing well."
"I'll have you know I'm getting a C," Xavier looked affronted.
Enid merely stared at the sullen boy for a long moment before she turned back to Wednesday. "I'll just wait for you tomorrow after school."
Xavier was about to say something else when Wednesday briskly nodded, standing up and leaving the group behind without another word.
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It was completely silent on the other side of your door, and from its looks, it was dark as no lights were shining underneath it.
Wednesday knocked in three successions.
There was no answer.
If it were anyone else, they would've believed you weren't there and left, but not Wednesday.
No, she knews you far too well.
This was a place where you could truly be invisible with no roommate.
Wednesday knocked insistently until she heard shuffling, an agitated huff, and footsteps approaching the door.
The door only opened marginally. You looked mildly surprised to see her, but Wednesday supposed you had too little energy to manage anything more.
There were dark circles under your eyes, and they looked puffy and slightly red around the edges from lack of sleep. Your skin was pallor, which suited someone like Wednesday, but she decided it was not on you. Your hair lacked its usual shine, and Wednesday's eyes narrowed as she finished scrutinizing you.
"What are you doing here?" You asked quietly.
"Are you going to just let me stand out here?"
"I'm not in the mood for company, Wednesday," you blinked slowly.
It was new.
You were usually happy for Wednesday's company whenever she stopped by, and you often visited her dorm.
"I have had enough of this," Wednesday glared at you through the gap in the door. "You will let me in."
"And if I don't?" You challenged back, and Wednesday almost wanted to applaud the snippy attitude you've mustered through the tiredness.
"Then I will wait out here and ensure you don't get a. Single. Wink. Of. Sleep." It was a threat that tugged at your nerves. You looked at Wednesday, and for a brief moment, she thought she won before you shut the door in her face.
Disbelief clouded over Wednesday's eyes.
Then, Wednesday began to knock incessantly over and over on your door. Her knuckles knock with a vengeance, and she'll be damned if you think she doesn't take absolute joy in torturing you.
It worked because you open the door wider this time, as you stare at Wednesday with a glare.
"What part of 'I'm not in the mood for company' was unclear, Wednesday?" Your voice was gruff, and Wednesday could tell that you were still trying to not snap at her despite how tired you were.
And that in itself was everything. It was like that all the time.
You were always trying to be considerate of whatever feelings you thought Wednesday might have while gently pushing her to admit which ones she was truly feeling.
Maybe that was why Wednesday could never leave you alone now.
You were a gateway to things Wednesday never wanted, and she genuinely thought you should pay for making her desire things she swore she'd never want.
"Say you don't want my company then," Wednesday said haughtily.
Wednesday knew you wouldn't—couldn't, even. You never would.
Just as you were her exception, she was yours.
You pursed your lip at her, starting to close the door swiftly, and Wednesday stuck her foot partially into your room, preventing you from shutting the door in her face again.
"Wednesday!" You called her name, concerned you might've hurt her when the door hit her foot, but the macabre girl used the opportunity to press her palm flat against your door and pushed it wide open.
She took a step forward menacingly, forcing you to take a step back. She took another step, and you took another one back. When she was inside your room fully, she used the back of her heel to shut your door.
The resounding click of it made you swallow.
"Wednesday," you clenched your jaw, fighting against something you weren't even really sure why. But you were terrified—of her, you don't think, but rather what she was capable of doing to your heart.
"I have been patient," Wednesday's voice is quiet, but her tone is sharp, expressing every bit of her lost tolerance. "I have waited for you silently."
Wednesday kept walking towards you, backing you up until your back bumped into your desk. She looked positively irritated. "I have even refrained from saying a single unkind thing despite them running through my mind at the sight of you moping at whatever has been keeping you up at night."
"How did you know—"
"Do you take me for an idiot?" Wednesday's eyes flashed dangerously at your insinuation. You shook your head.
"Then you must take me for a fool with endless patience," Wednesday glared at you. "I don't take kindly to the kind of games you're playing."
"I'm not playing anything—"
Wednesday cut you off again. "Then explain concisely what has been keeping you up and why you've been keeping it to yourself."
Silence filled the room as you didn't speak, but Wednesday had already waited this long. She could wait a little more.
Wednesday watched how you gripped the edge of your desk, your finger tapping underneath in rapid succession before you closed your arms over her chest.
The stance was defensive, but you looked more reluctant than wary.
"I'm having nightmares about you."
The admittance stunned Wednesday, and she didn't know how to take it. Initially, it felt like a compliment because nightmares were so fascinating and exhilarating to experience, and Wednesday hoped to have nightmares every night she slept based on that logic.
But you were not her.
Nightmares, illogically, were typically not desirable.
"Wednesday, I—" You swallowed. "I have feelings for you. You're the best and worst part of my days because I actually feel clinically insane everytime I see you, spend time with you and then have to face the fact that you're not mine and I'm not yours."
Wednesday's jaw clenched, and it was noticeable. She wanted to open her mouth and demand how you could feel the exact same way she did, but she kept her mouth shut, waiting for you to continue on.
"And I have nightmares about losing you," you confessed. "I have nightmares about losing you to Tyler or another deranged supernatural being. I have nightmares about losing you to Xavier or Enid or somebody like Tyler, minus the whole mass genocide. I have nightmares about losing you in every single imaginable way, only to wake up and realize you're not mine, and you can't lose what you don't have."
"I can't tell if the nightmare is when I'm asleep or when I'm awake." You put your hands to your face, laughing hollowly. Tears well up in the back of your eyes, burning as they were so dry from lack of sleep. "I think I'm going crazy."
Wednesday wanted to tell you that going crazy was supposed to be wonderful. But she, herself, has been experiencing the whirlwind of elation and torment you put her through and believed that going crazy wasn't as wonderful as she thought.
But Wednesday decided then and there that there was no way up from crazy. And while it's unfortunate that she's not the brand of crazy like Uncle Fester, she's been driven mad nonetheless. It's the only thing that could explain all of this and everything that's about to come.
Wednesday grabbed your wrist, moving your hand away from her face. No visions plague her, and all she knows is that this meant her decision wouldn't end in misfortune and it wouldn't drive her down a lonely path.
"Enid's not expecting me back tonight," Wednesday told you as she dragged you over to your bed. Her succinct tone leaves no room for you to ask any questions.
"Um, okay?" You said anyway, thrown off by her response and feeling exhaustion saw at your bones, dragging the invisible knife back and forth.
Wednesday guided you to get into bed, and you complied. Resignation settled over you as you rested your head on your pillow. It was cold again with you being away from it, but it brought no comfort.
You lay facing the wall, about to pull the blanket up to your chin, when you heard something drop against the floor. You turned your head and saw that Wednesday had set her backpack down, and now she was zipping off her sweater, hanging it on the pole of your bed frame, leaving her in her black long-sleeve.
Wednesday took her shoes off before using every bit of her vulnerability to steadily and carefully climb into bed with you. It was dark, with only a little light from the moonlight shining just barely into the room, and you could make out the barest hint of her features and knew she was staring intently at you, trying to ascertain if this was a boundary both of you could bear to cross.
Her touch was slow and hesitant, revealing this was something she's never done before, but the moment you were in her arms, you clicked into place like a puzzle piece.
Wednesday was cool against your body, but she was warming from your touch and shared heat trapped under the blanket. She smelt like rain and dry leaves, and you felt like you were going insane. You buried your face into her neck.
Wednesday wrapped her arms around you, holding you close, allowing the things she's been desiring for a while to come to fruition. She couldn't tell if this was making her saner or driving her closer to insanity.
It was deliriously pleasant.
"Who said you're not mine?" Wednesday muttered into the shell of your ear.
It's suddenly not enough, and Wednesday now knew the answer was that it was driving her closer to insanity.
Wednesday pulled back slightly, looking into your eyes that were so tired just moments ago. The dark circles remained, but you were wide awake, speckles of oblivion in your eyes.
Despite how everything else changed as you became sleep deprived, your lips still remained full and soft.
Wednesday moved to close the gap, sighing softly as her lips slanted against yours.
How could she feel like jagged glass, splintered and sharp, while you felt so soft, practically melting around her serrated edges?
Wednesday only pulled back marginally, cupping your jaw and the back of your neck. "Who told you that you don't already have me? I want names."
You couldn't even think straight with how her breath felt on your lips. You pushed forward again, pressing your lips against Wednesday's insistently.
Was it possible for reality to be better than a dream?
Your lips slotted over Wednesday's over and over and over. Wednesday tugged at your bottom lip, smoothing over it with her tongue before it dipped at the edge of your mouth where your tongue met hers.
It was dizzying, something that frequently happened to Wednesday when it was too warm. She usually hated the sensation of it, but, of course, as many things were exceptions when it came to you, this was one of them too.
"Your nightmares are inane."
You couldn't help but laugh against Wednesday's lip.
"I think I am actually insane," you grinned, and you saw a ghost of something similar on Wednesday's lips.
"Sleep," Wednesday ordered you, kissing you chastely initially but ending up biting your bottom lip tenderly. Her hands pull you closer, her lips resting on your forehead. "I'm here, so nothing will plague you."
The softness of Wednesday is unimaginable, and you're nearly skeptical.
"But—"
"No." Wednesday countered bluntly. "I'm telling you that I'm here and yours. You may come to regret it, knowing how...difficult I am. But you're stuck with me. Congratulations," Wednesday tilts her head slightly, brushing against yours, "or condolences."
But you could hear Wednesday's heartbeat, and it was dark, and you were so tired, but you were close enough to hear Wednesday's heartbeat.
Your lips tingle from Wednesday's kisses. You felt your eyelids grow heavy along with your body, and the way Wednesday shifted told you she was satisfied.
Nighttime could be hellish, but Wednesday Addams saw you—she always would. And all she had to do was put her lips over your nightmares.
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The results are in!!!! Thank you everyone for participating in my poll!
It was a close match, but after a week and a total of 2073 votes we have:
Sebastian coming out on top as people’s most favourite Bachelor with ~452 of the votes! Congratulations to him and to all of the Seb enjoyers🥇🥇🥇💐
Elliott in 2nd place with ~394 votes🥈
Shane in 3rd place with ~358 votes🥉
Harvey in 4th place with ~311 votes
Krobus in 5th place with ~300 votes
Sam in 6th place with ~134 votes
And Alex in last place with ~124 votes
Tbh I’m not shocked with the final standings at all but I was surprised with how spread out the votes are. I thought it’d be more one-sided. I also expected Alex and Sam to have more votes than they did. Those two didn’t have a chance… you’ll get ‘em next time, boys ;-;
Bachelorette results here~
M.O.M results here~
#congratulations to all the Sebastian enjoyers🎉#and condolences the all the Sam and Alex enjoyers#Sebastian’s prize is that I get to draw him#come on y’all where are all the Alex and Sam fans at?!!#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley fanart#sdv fanart#sdv sebastian#sdv elliott#sdv shane#sdv harvey#sdv krobus#sdv sam#sdv alex#stardew harvey#stardew sebastian#stardew elliott#stardew shane#stardew sam#stardew alex#stardew valley harvey#stardew valley sebastian#Stardew valley sam#stardew valley alex#stardew valley elliott#stardew valley shane
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@guidingkey in response to [x]
Sora’s mood was just another wave on the beach. Those familiar emotions crashed into Vanitas, stronger than anyone due to the chains that bound their hearts. The Keyblade’s Hero was worried about his presence and Vanitas’s lip quirked up beneath the mask.
“Hmph. Does it matter?�� Vanitas snorts, crossing his arms across his chest. His existence was tied to both Sora and Ventus, he was their eternal shadow and they were the light that shaped him. He was made for them the same way that they were made for him.
This was how Vanitas justified his continued existence, anyway. Not that he intended to share that with Sora. He’d already explained to him exactly what their connection was. He wasn’t fond of repeating himself.
Vanitas turns his head toward Sora and the boy’s face reflected back at him off the dome of his helmet. There was one feeling from Sora that Vanitas felt himself resonating with, however. The curiosity.
Just who was this boy who had defined Vanitas with his image? He knew—or thought he knew—who Ventus was. But Vanitas wasn’t made from Sora’s heart the same way he was from that coward’s.
“You got a problem with that?” He asked, uncrossing his arms and widening his stance. The challenge in his voice is unmistakable.
#guidingkey#congratulations to Sora for getting to be the focus of Vani’s curiosity#And also my condolences for the same reason#Sora: how are you here#Vanitas: wouldn’t you like to know weather boy
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For context, the "him" is lee know's friend who was in his japan vlog.
Jeongin: what kind of conversation is this?
#pride month still not over for these bitches holy fuck#congratulations to lee know for having multiple boyfriends#also condolences to lee know because han looks miffed as hell i think it took many cheesecakes to fix this little stunt#lee know#walking pride flag#han jisung#newly discovered he might be a side chic#yang jeongin#some say professional third wheeler but i say he's the only sane boyfriend in their throuple arrangements#where else would he find such fine entertainment? thats right nowhere.#minsung#skz#stray kids#rachalog#august 2023#vlog#i.n
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i have no idea what’s going on with bnha but i’m pouring one out for all my friends ❤️
#congratulations—or my condolences#i’m not sure which one fits!#it’s hard when something you love comes to and end#but sometimes it’s for the best
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This blog is my house so I can say basically whatever I want but I know I have some esteemed guests and friends who come over a lot and some lurkers who peer into the windows so all my wildest ass wizard shit stays in the locked basement where it belongs because it's common courtesy 💖
#everytime im tempted to post something that REAAAALLLYYY shouldnt see the light of day in the wizard fandom-#i snap out of it and beat them back with a stick and herd them back into the basement where they belong#the basement is my personal discord HSKALSHRIEHE#some of this shit will NEVER see the sun. even my malistaire post was dancing VEERRRRYYY close to that line#gm raven would lock up my darkest wizard thoughts like she locked up her ex husband's heart#EVEN THOUGH BASICALLY ALMOST THIS ENTIRE FANDOM ARE IN THEIR 20'S AND 30'S#this is actually funny because wizard101 in of itself is super fucking dark but tumblr posts? hmmmmnnnnn#in the meantime ill just work on my gay wizard ocs thats super fun#OH FUCKING WAIT THE SHADOW MAGIC POST I WAS TALKING ABOUT IM....#im really just that. autistic i cannot focus on ONE SINGLE THING#anyways congratulations qnd my condolences if you read this far into the tags LMFAO#this isnt really a serious post this is just A Thought that needed to be let out of the house like a dog who needs to pee#as you can tell by my tag ramblings. im in Mental Mode where i have to talk about everything and nothing for 4 days#wizard101#wiz101#w101#text posts#next time this happens imma make a new tag for my rambling vs. regular text pists to spare yall LMFAO
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my working theory that chainsaw man is just professional-made A-grade 24/7 twink whump is NOT being disproven right now
#yin-thoughts#NO fucking idea what just happened but apparently it's absolutely insane. my condolences. or congratulations. or sorry that happened
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just between us did the love affair maim you too & you kept me like a secret but i kept you like an oath & maybe i'm too proud to say i missed you but what if here i told you i'm all figured out or maybe i just like how that sounds & this heart of mine it yearns for times when we were whole and you were kind & you kept my old scarf from that very first week
#.txt#this is about the umbar fic -> condolences congratulations pipeline#there is a vambrace trade that occurs in the second to last scene that is. Significant.#i wont say more but it would be really funny if anyone could guess what's going on in my twisted mind#it involves thorongil denethor boromir and aragorn. in approximately that order.#umbar fic#condolences congratulations
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Comorbid BPD, HPD, ASPD, & NPD culture is being an "empath's" worst nightmare
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#cluster b culture is#every cb pd culture is#cluster b#npd#aspd#bpd#hpd#Mod Reef#anonymous#anon you win the bingo /j#or wait#better one#anon you win the connect four game /j#my [condolences/congratulations/whatever would be the most preferred response otherwise/whatever would be funniest]
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#congratulations and condolences to lana on meeting my horrible little beast#swtor#swtor screenshots#ch: alucren#lana beniko#imperial agent#no. i haven't figured out if anything will come of these two but. the possibility is there.#ambition squared. and lana will actually call him on when he's too reckless kadfnlkadsf;lsadf#stay tuned
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And that’s a wrap on round 3!
As usual, the polls for the semifinals will go up 12:00 edt tomorrow, and the bracket will update imminently.
#zcst management#congratulations on the turn around jleos#and my condolences on the turnaround shadowrotters
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#drafting a congratulations card for a wedding right after a condolences card for a funeral is giving me whiplash#currently on a countryside bus dressed in black while it's 30 degrees😭
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They assigned me to Carmonte Island.
[submission received and posted]
#congratulations! or my condolences. unclear what the vibe is here#pokeblogging#pokemon interpol confessions
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dumbass to dumbass communication...
my favorite thing is how dia talks to others and they are all "??????????????????" at him all the time. and then you remember
That it really works somehow because somehow he is good at getting what he wants out of a conversation. why are you like this
#ooc;#thread commentary;#i love them#sorry dark. or not sorry. congratulations i guess. or my condolences
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I love how impossible it is to advertise Take(me)out.
Like, "Tee-hee, this is a fic about Cloud going back in time and working fast food! Also Sephiroth got sent back too and is now stuck being 9 years old."
And then you read the fic and it's lowkey like, "Life is hard and fast food is harder and 'flipping burgers' can be terrifying, but being able to connect with people you've lost contact with and who love you unconditionally is great," and you start to wonder how much customer service I've worked.
And then Sephiroth nearly beats himself to death against a wall.
And then Cloud realizes he's gay and he's super happy and he's living his best life.
And then Sephiroth nearly beats himself to death against a wall again, but this time for a publicity stunt.
And then Cloud loses his virginity in a threesome.
And then Sephiroth binge drinks with Genesis and Angeal before asking Reeve (who is now basically his Dad) to teach him to call a taxi.
And then I kill off some characters and drop lines like, "He has taken up the mantle of one who would vanquish a giant, but I am its cattle, and I worry for my trough" in the middle of an arc where I'm screaming at the top of my lungs that megacorporations should not have unfettered access to people's rights and livelihoods.
And then I'm like, "Tee-hee, they're having revelations about sexuality and romantic inclinations." [Smushes Cloud and Sephiroth's faces together like dolls]
#ffvii fanfiction#ffvii#sephikura#my fic: takemeout#these boys are touch starved#[pulls a party popper]#congratulations and my condolences to literally every reader#we are now 25% of the way through the outline
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