think of how funny its gonna be once cecil has to address this win in the next ep, esp since theyre in the middle of like a kinda heavy plot. his very existence is in the balance but imagine he has to take a break to thank all his listeners for voting him as the sexiest sexyman
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i love that joe and patrick both got married during the hiatus because we get a lot of phrasing in articles etc that makes it sound like they got married to each other and i get a bit of a giggle out of it
(sources: x, x, and fall out boy forever by hanif abdurraqib)
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Congrats to our most aromantic beyblade character! Gingka Hagane! Love to converge around this boy and aro-fy him! I decided to draw him with what I thought were two of the most common aro headcanons for him I saw, one being gray-aro, and the other being aroace
He does have the aroace color palette and I can't believe its my first time noticing that.
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I was thinking about merthur and shadowpeach, and my brainrots gave me thoughts about shadowpeach in merthur's positions. My first thought was macaque as merlin cause of the devotion to their king, and extreme loyalty. but Emrys is the absolute most powerful person in the universe, kind of like wukong.
But if wukong was in merlin position, no way he wouldnt blow his secret in a week and/or overthow urther (and either place himself as king or macaque)
see, here’s the thing: shadowpeach and merthur are on 2 opposite sides of the devotion spectrum despite both leading to each pairing’s destruction and doom
merthur is devotion in silence and secrets and devotion in sacrifice. both of those idiots have a habit of doing selfless and self-sacrificial acts out of devotion and loyalty. but it was choked by prophecies and generations of harm
shadowpeach is devotion in self-destruction and shared secrets and silent paths made together. they fought together without any needing to hide. their care was open and understood by others. but it was ruined by the hubris of one who wished to conquer the stars just to ensure his loved were protected. the devotion soured into a resentment of their past joys because they didn’t know how to stop themselves from reaching more than they should have
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"when you marry off a son to the church, they're married to god's vicar on earth" lives rent free in my mind now, thank you very much! also, can't stop thinking of rodrigo borgia and giuliano della rovere as a bickering divorced couple, and it's too kinda your fault -_-
absolutely CACKLING at the idea of rodrigo and giuliano as a divorced couple because I've always envisioned them as two different types of monsters that despised each other and were intent on eating the other along with anyone else that got in their way, with giuliano coming out of that war winning. and it wasn't enough to get the throne (the papacy), he also kicked cesare to the curb after luring him back in. we love to see it! you can't buy that kind of hate off the shelves, you have to curate it and let it fester like an open wound! an absolute masterclass in driving in one final nail into the coffin of a family you despise. (there's a kind of dynastic rivalry subtext in regards to inheritance etc, between these two that makes them incompatible with the divorced framework to me. it's more of a eat or be eaten, destroy the pretender to the throne, etc etc in my mind)
ascanio sforza and giuliano della rovere on the other hand. they have an adjacent kind of divorced energy, to me. those two were rivals for so long (ascanio kneecapping della rovere by backing rodrigo in the papal elections, and it escalating from there), and only came together in the end (della rovere visiting ascanio every day on summer for conversation, hello??), and even then: that came with a hefty side of deeply unbalanced power dynamics of the julius caesar-clemency variety (fun fact! when giuliano della rovere became pope, he took on the name julius II in reference to julius caesar!)
wait--- you want to know who's literally divorced, though? ascanio and rodrigo. ascanio was one of the major players in setting up the lucrezia borgia-giovanni sforza marriage, and that annulment had implications, especially with how rodrigo kept trying to shut ascanio out of vatican politics. that didn't stop them from sharing the pastime of gambling together, though.
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i love when ppl say shit like "block me = i win" because I can just block them immediately and go "okay little buddy, you win :3" and never have to deal with them again. thank you for making it abundantly clear that you have three braincells and all of them are dedicated to being an obnoxious smug debate-bro online, god bless your sweetie-pie soul xoxo
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Who gave the middle-aged, near-deadbeat dad the right to be so cute?! That's 2 for 2 on having crushes on men who likes ducks.
I believe in noses, let the man breathe.
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so like when I drew Kevin hanging out (and more than hanging out) with Cecil co-opting his sexyman crown when he won should I do the same with Charles and Carlos-
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After he won the sexyman rematch I started listening to WTNV to see what this Cecil guy's about and the way this radio show has me fucking hooked
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"who's this guy with a hat and his freaky little goth girl?"
"you and saturday?"
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