#that’s not hyperbole
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Jacob Anderson is beautiful I might cry
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If we get four more years of trump hell because of some stupid fuckin protest vote
god
not again
Please, his last term very nearly killed me
#that’s not hyperbole#two surgeons cited trump bullshit when they refused to operate on me while I was actively dying of toxic mega colon and sepsis#that it infringed on their religious freedom#the surgeon who eventually helped me only did so after I was delirious with fever and so underweight that they botched the anesthesia#I have a brain injury from that surgery and my liver still hasn’t fully recovered#and I didn’t even wind up homeless#I know folks who did#whose shitty families got particularly nasty when king douchebag was in office#he set us back so fucking much#and it’s like nobody remembers#like some of you have just forgotten how bad it was#I don’t understand it#I’ll never understand why you think a protest vote at the eleventh hour accomplishes anything except satisfying your own guilty conscience#change has to begin at the local level and you’ve got to play the long game if you want viable candidates who get shit done#if you’ve done none of the work and show up on Election Day to write in ‘Godzilla’ or vote for someone you know won’t win#congrats#you’ve voted for Trump
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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
#textpost#text post#neurodivergent#actually autistic#autism#autistic things#autistic experiences#neurodiversity#why is there a hyperbole in the statement talking about people taking hyperboles literally
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
#thinking about the person i saw saying that if you're at a protest#and other protesters try to stop you from becoming violent you should just kill them bc 'peace police are still police'#even taken as hyperbole that's simply dumb as shit on every conceivable level#it's also pretty blatantly hypocritical coming from people who are usually self-avowed prison/death penalty abolitionists#like i'm sorry but you don't get to be a death penalty abolitionist and also call for the death of your political enemies online#this isn't a major issue or anything i'm just bored and annoyed
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in case you were thinking about buying or building a pc soon:
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my dad was doing that thing he does where he starts boasting about how there's nothing he can't do and he's an expert in everything and i said "oh so like barbie" and he went so quiet you could hear something shattering inside him
#🐉#its mostly hyperbolic but that man really does believe hes never wrong so it was very funny to turn that on him
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Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:
The confession booth scene.
Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.
Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.
All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)
Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.
Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.
The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.
Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.
Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."
The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.
Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.
The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.
Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.
The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.
Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.
A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.
The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.
That time when Dean wanted to say something and Cas was like, "It's okay, I heard your prayer." But Dean still looked like he wanted to say something important.
Amara: [about Dean] "I can see inside your heart. Feel the love you feel. Except, it’s cloaked in shame.”
If you want to have a more expansive list, @destiel-is-real-idgaf added to this one quite nicely.
#i'm not even trying to prove a point#I'm just genuinely confused as to what the heck these scenes were supposed to be if dean is not bi#the fact that dean was the best written bi character who struggles with internalized homophobia I have ever seen and it was an accident#insane#dean and cas had the best relationship development I have ever seen#destiel#deancas#dean winchester#dean is bi#bi dean#bi dean winchester#they did my son so dirty#he grew so much over the seasons#without his dad around to force toxic masculinity#they let him be dorky#goofy#geeky#good at cooking#but didn't let him be bi#i will be adding more to the list#the title is a bit of a hyperbole#some of these do make sense with Dean being straight#but they're honestly pushing it
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All of MXTX's protags are unreliable narrators, but in different ways
Shen Qingqiu is unreliable because he is unable to understand that the characters around him are people and see how much his actions have changed the plot
Wei Wuxian is unreliable because he has self worth issues and thinks the people who love him actually hate him
Xie Lian is unreliable because he is a cheeky motherfucker who purposely keeps information from the reader
#i am aware that these three don't fit the strict definition of unreliable narrator - i was using hyperbole#wei wuxian#shen qingqiu#xie lian#svsss#mdzs#tgcf#mxtx#scum villian self saving system#mo dao zu shi#tian guan ci fu
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The warriors better win tonight or that'll be the last straw in my miserable life
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One thing that will always stick with me is in the very first episode of Psych, the main character called out his friend for gaming while at work and when he denied it, the guy said "right hand on the mouse, left hand on WASD" and that was more observational deduction than the entirety of BBC Sherlock
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Adult PJO fans: "I can't relate to her if she doesn't look like me" "this is disrespectful to book!Annabeth" "I can't see her as the same character if she's black" "blonde, white women are soooo underrepresented in media. No one else can understand 😫"
Meanwhile, the actual demographic the show and books are for:
(@/walkersriptide_ on TikTok)
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Caveats in the tags.
#I'm doubling down since the leahbeth anti's lost their mind with my last post lmao#The existence of book!Annabeth and show!Annabeth are not mutually exclusive#Obviously I'm being hyperbolic but as an adult PJO fan it's crazy that the most hateful rhetoric comes almost exclusively from other adults#The show isnt for us. The books also aren't for us. u can be nostalgic but ur creating problems that arent problems for the target audience#They literally won a kids choice award#The show's not perfect but the kids like it and they love the cast#Weirdos#percy jackson#pjo series#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson fandom#pjo#leah sava jeffries#pjo tv show#annabeth chase#percy jackson and the olympians#mine
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Me, lying on my stomach kicking my feet in the air and twirling my hair around my finger: ehehehe yeah I'm gonna break him down to the constituent parts of himself and destroy his sense of self worth and when he's at his lowest point I'm gonna force a life changing event on him which makes him consider everything about his life up to this point leading up to a climax in which he's forced to decide the sort of person he can live with being
Me: and then I'm gonna make him fuck nasty
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It's like I blinked and "Haha I'm going to kill myself" became a funny joke to make again, or an alright thing to say ironically. You guys stop that. You'll feel better for not saying it, I promise.
#this is also a psa to please not put that in tags for my art#i LOVE the gushing and the “oh my god my heart is in a blender i am laying down on the floor crying sobbing screaming” stuff!#just not the kms stuff. it took me a while to unlearn that habit and some of you guys need to do the same#it's so much funnier to say stuff like IM GONNA EAT A WHOLE GIRAFFE#or other such hyperbole#i promise#mango talks
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Sinfonía Verde, Península de Osa, Costa Rica,
Courtesy: Studio Saxe
#art#design#architecture#minimal#nature#interior design#retreat#tropical house#tropical home#sinfonia#verde#costa rica#studio saxe#rainforest#millwork#hyperbolic
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Sobbing uncontrollably reading through a dissertation about the college experience of students with ADHD. It is like reading a report about my life that just says over and over "My experiences are real. My hardships are real. I am not lazy, I am not dumb. My struggles were not my fault, and they were not a moral failing. The failure was with the system, not with me."
Here's a line that got me in particular:
"Hotez et al.(2022) compared the health, academic, and non-academic capacities of a nationally representative sample of U.S. first-year college students with ADHD and without ADHD. Students with ADHD self-reported lower academic aspirations and more feelings of depression and overwhelm, ranking themselves lower in their general emotional health. The fact that students with ADHD scored in the highest 10th percentile for many non-academic traits, such as artistic ability, computer skills, creativity, public speaking, social confidence, self-understanding and understanding of others, compassion, and risk-tasking, suggests that this population has strengths that are frequently underappreciated in academia."
(the paper is a thesis called "Understanding the Collegiate Experience for Students With ADHD" by Gia Long, 2022)
#adhd#actually adhd#i often hyperbolize but i am dead serious when i say sobbing uncontrollably. this is why i was putting off this assignment.#1000 years of hell to professors who assign self-reflection papers /hj#i dont feel comfy posting the pdf bc its not mine butttt.. i will share it to people who dm me.#edit: pages 80-85#edit: thank you to everyone who reached out and asked for the pdf!! i wasn’t expecting this reaction#keep reaching out I’ll keep sending it#if anyone is interested but struggles to read academic papers pls ask me for help bc I’ve gotten a lot of practice with them and am Glad to#expand someone’s access to a paper like this
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Back then, I saw him as a friend. I don't know when it started. But after thinking about it, I've realized Fang has been the only one in my heart all along. When I walked, whatever I did, and wherever I went to, I thought of him. When I ordered pizza, I wanted him as my pizza topping.
Aou Thanaboon as TAN and Boom Tharatorn as KHAOFANG WE ARE (2024)
— for @srnileforme [4/4] ✩ ✩ ✩
#aou thanaboon#boom tharatorn#aouboom#tanfang#we are#we are the series#we are series#lana.gifs#lana.edits#weare.gifs#SOOOOO finally the last one shbchsdbs it took me almost 3 months wow#now everyone knows what i mean when i say that i am slow af. it's not a joke nor an hyperbole#less satisfied with this than with the qtoey one since the content didn't allow me to build the story as smoothly#and color continuity wasn't always possible. hopefully it still flows decently enough#usersasa#userrlaura#userrelisa#tuseralexa#userbon#userlinnea#rinblr#esmetracks#vishingwell#usermambo
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