#congrats bestie !!! ^_^

[squwhims]

Sometimes, when multiple friends of mine like a video on Instagram I go into the "see who has liked this" section because, literally, if my life long bestie has liked something, I JUST KNOW Bojan has liked it too!!

Like, you go, king. Baby hippo. Sure.

[temeyes]

ITS MY BIRTFHAY CAN SOAP SAW HAPPY BDAY TO MEEE

OH HEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

and yeah of course, of course! hope we're not too late to the celebration!

[winchestergifs]

Please. I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget. - Finding Nemo (2003)

For @starcrosseddeancas’ ✫disneynatural✫

[tulisydan]

Hey remember when Joker Out sneaked into the Nordic Party during the Eurovision week and Bojan just… hang out with the Finnish eurovision commentator (xx)

[parkitaco]

the great thing abt projecting your whole entire self onto a character and posting it on the internet is that when ppl tell you they enjoyed the character you can actually twist it to mean they love You instead

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Hey fake don't be sorry, it's understandable! You're overwhelmed and forgetting about something is reasonable in you stage. Take some time Fake! You have brick, the special need rat, after all!!

Speaking of Brick, is it really a girl?? Since I still remember Gustavo using she/her on it

Pep: "Sdneirf, uoy knaht..."

Pep: "Ypeels... Mraw dna efas... Yfmoc yrev si xob... Mmblurblurb... Zzz..."

Brick: *curious squeak*

Brick: *happy squeak*

Gustavo: "Oh! You must be the little box of hundred voices Peppino told me about! Hello, it is nice to meet you! I am doing well!"

Peppino: (How did that get in here...?)

Gustavo: "What have I been up to since the tower fell? Well, I've mostly been helping the old tower residents to find new homes! Since I've explored a lot and met so many folks, I believe we can work to find a place for everyone!"

Gustavo: "Brick has been good too! She just finished school, and we're waiting for her custom harness to arrive. And yes, she is a girl, but she doesn't seem to mind what she is referred to as. She mostly just wants cheese and scritches. Speaking of, she will get extra of both today for a good job. But not while we're cooking - Peppino doesn't want to encourage her to come into the kitchen for food."

Gustavo: "And I of course I don't mind Pep staying here! It's Peppino's decision, after all. And while I have yet to meet him properly, from what I've seen, he sounds very nice! And he must be if Peppino let him stay."

Gustavo: "But he has always been a big softie~. In an ideal world, he would have adopted every stray cat he's found, and probably be running a cat café~."

Peppino: "Ey! You said you wouldn't share the things I say when I'm wine drunk!"

Gustavo: "Hehe, sorry Peppino~."

Peppino: "You are not sorry, bastardo."

(Pep is now asleep! They'll be awake and back to answering asks in a little while)

[mewbimin7]

Glad to see Jonathan packed a hand mirror. Hope no one calls it a "foul bauble of man's vanity" and throws it out the window

[lilalbatross]

SHORESY 2x05 | The Man Advantage

[witchlinda]

Magnus Carlsen is a six-time Norway Chess champion. Congrats✨️

[kinnbig]

hi hello i’m Obsessed with your posts about who of the kinnporsche men are the most pathetic and horny (the way you logically analyse it is sending me) and i was wondering if you had any thoughts about who is the worst at flirting? :))

hi hello! thank you ah they are a lot of fun to make! and omg. okay. so i have excluded porsche and chay from this because those brothers both have game (even if it's kinda weird game)! this time, points are awarded for good (or... not awful) flirting and deducted for Bad flirting, so the worst flirt is the one with the least amount of points. science.

Kinn's guide to flirting:

make intense eye contact in the mirror as you dress him in a fancy suit +1 

talk about his dead parents and committing his first murder before you kiss him for the first time -2

ask him if he’d like you if he was a girl -1 

smash, then insist he’s not special and have your bodyguards punish him -3 

imply that he has a small dick when you’re handcuffed together in the wilderness -1

tell him to leave… maybe because he’d sacrifice a hand for you. maybe because you crossed his line. maybe- maybe because you like it when he’s happy. +3

make so, so many gun/dick puns -1

reminisce with your ex in front of him -1

lock him up in a dungeon for real -3

take him on a helicopter ride for his birthday +2

suggest he give up smoking and should put your dick in his mouth instead of cigarettes -1

total: -7

Vegas' guide to flirting:

light his cigarette for him +1

suggest he comes and works for you after roasting your cousin over noodles +1  2a. get hit in the head by a tray -2

bring him a limp rose in a hospital room (get rejected) -2

buy him a sick motorbike +2

offer him a job, then try and kiss him in your bathroom (get rejected again) -2

dip your wet clothed leggies in a pool, and tell him to be nice if he ever has to kill you -1

...tie him up in a warehouse, threaten to kill him so many times, be in cahoots with the guy that kidnapped his brother -3

Vegas' guide to flirting (take 2):

‘accidentally’ give him your monster condom for your magnum dong +1

tie him up in your basement -2 

electrocute his balls -3 

threaten his grandma -2 

beat him with a belt, make him eat off the floor, call him your pet -2 

…cry about your daddy issues -2

bond over your mutual daddy issues -1  

have a funeral for your pet hedgehog together -1

eat his ass +5 

tell him he’s sexy +2

ask him to shoot you -2

tell him he’s not your pet any more +2  12a. …in front of your little brother -1

total: -12

Kim's guide to flirting:

lie about your motivations for getting to know him -2

give him a guitar as a gift +2

ask him to write you a love song +2

give him a lil kiss on the cheek +1

when he tells you he loves you, tell him you’re hungry -1

…ghost him -2

leave him crying on the ground -1

stalk him to a club, punch his friends, and tell him not to do drugs -1

leave him dead bodies as gifts -2

plagiarise his own song to try and win him back -1

total: -5

.....it's vegas. obviously.

more very scientific kinnporsche research

[opal-serpent]

@gwendeeagain LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tiangouaway]

y'all gotta stop reblogging those posts about how fandoms should be safe havens free of drama and politics bc they all end up just being about sweeping fandom bigotry under the rug

[rnmyn]

Patriarch

— except the patriarch color (#800080) that inspired this wasn't used at all (^-^;

Still testing what workflow would make my life easier on procreate ´д` ;

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[chanstopher]

230408 Music Bank in Paris ©️ 람쥐쿼카

[gayvampyr]

who is she ^

[juice-boxy]

@mushtoons I think they should hang out