#chessblr

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

@fireball-me and @sadqueerenergy

NEITHER OF YOU CAN LEAVE THIS IN THE COMMENTS

asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

[peacefulandcozy]

ig credit: vintagelygrace

[ariestu]

She played the ratatouille gambit - eating all of the opponent’s pieces

[balkanparamo]

The Chess Match: Queen's Gambit Accepted

[queerghostboy]

HAVE YOU SEEN THE BISHOP? ????? it can top me anyday of the week. but ofc everyone said knight you sick freaks 😭😭😭

[whereserpentswalk]

There's a chess board out there that's eternally bound to a fae lord. The pieces all look like strange insects, and nobody can tell what the two colors are, no matter how much they look at them, they just know that they're different.

When you move a piece the fae will make his own move, and you'll see him on the other side of the board. Nobody who hasn't played knows what he looks like. And once you start playing, you're not allowed to stand up.

Nobody can see the fae but they can hear him, everyone even a bit close to the board can hear him speak. He promises so many things if you win. "I can make you ruler of the world." "I can make you the richest person to ever live." "I can make anyone on earth fall in love with you." "All you have to do is play and win." "It would all be so easy if you just chose to play."

But you should never choose to play him. When you lose, he will eat your existence, not your current existence, but your existence in the world. Your impact of the world will be erased, and nobody will ever remember you. Everyone who ever knew you, loved you, hated you, will have never met you at all.

It's only a few scholars and sorcerers have figured out what happens to the losers of the game, by finding the holes in people's lives. It's unknown if the people who lose the game die or disappear when they're forgotten, or if they just walk away, anonyms, with no lives to go back to. Perhaps some throw the game on purpose, just to have their name disappear.

Many have played the game and lost, those who thought they would be sure to win. Chess masters. Great wizards and occultists. Military tacticians. People blessed by gods, and those with demons bound to their flesh. Nobody knows their names, only what the fae lord brags about them, only their lives as he saw them.

The fae is not the greatest at chess. He is good, but not the greatest. But he is clever with words, and just as he knows what to tell people to make them play, he knows what to tell people to make them lose, to trick them, to throw them off, to make them cheat, or to make them throw the game. His kind is not permitted to lie, but he does not require lies.

He speaks all languages. He has manipulated people in the tongues of countless nations. He has spoken the secret languages of ancient cults to their followers and spoken to dragons in their tongue of inaudibly low song. When they called on a deaf man to play against him, he signed to them what he needed to sign. And when the great universities of the world brought out a computer to play him, a computer that could defeat any human play, he was even able to psyche that out, and tricked it into leaving it's king open at the wrong time.

They say there is only one person who the fae lord was afraid to play. It was a young woman who had no name, no family, and no official identification. She had been tracking it down for years, since the first record of her existence she had been searching for the chess board, and she seemed to already know a lot about it. He has begged everyone he could, from scholars, to wanderers, to other fae, to not let her near him. If she does play him, and if she does win, who knows what will happen, we do not know if anyone has won before, and if anyone did, we do not know why.

[camiliar]

basic chess rules

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Shop is open”

1 - Ring of Greed - 372 currency

2 - Chess piece - 31 currency

3 - Purple gem - 100 currency

4 - Die - 5 currency

5 - Divine scalpel - 55 currency

6 - marble - 10 currency

7 - Maze - 5 currency

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"Wizard Essentials"

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Staff - Cain - 10 currency

Orb - Inky void - 15 currency

Robes - red/blue - 1 currency per robe

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"Consumables"

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1 - Mana potion - 10 currency

2 - Mana Potion - 5 currency

3 - Health potion - 5 currency

4 - healing tablet - 10 currency

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"Salt"

@bi-gender-sorcerer @damnable-druid @the-mighty-dalob

[touchh-me-not]

Anyone out here plays chess by any chance?

[apollonianposts]

Of chess, it has been said that life is not long enough for it, but that is the fault of life, not chess.

-William Napier

[khaantengri]

A small victory has made this evening a little bit better.

[napoleondienamite]

bobby fischer inspecting the camera setup for the 1972 world championship match with boris spassky

[allie-leth]

I've been learning chess off and on for a bit now, and I'm starting to really enjoy it. I'm not good, but I'm finally good enough I can really start enjoying the game - the point where you've got a solid grasp on the foundation and are now learning the fun parts, which is an awesome place to be.

[ed13d1]

I can't keep this up

painting by Tinatin Tskhadadze

[get-good-tardigradez]

How do you play board games with a boy who sued you for $100 million dollars and speaks with a silly little fake accent?

[huntressofartemis001]

used the transgender chess move today, in which my king transitions and i end up with two queens to dominate the board