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doodled some guy again
#art block wants me dead but we persevere#anyways his hair has no right to look that luscious#this is a tma au where jonathan sims has access to a good conditioner god bless#jonathan sims#tma#the magnus archives#tma fanart#jaspers art
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#danny phantom#fire core au#zilly art#air conditioner danny returns#yes he sleeps ramrod straight like that#listen he hasn't had much practice in a while#everlasting trio
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I really want to explore Tim “rich kid” Drake spending time with his friends and them just slowly realizing that Robin is even weirder than they thought.
Like, Arrowette complains about some press event or something that her mom wants her to go to and Robin just starts listing off advice and unspoken rules and tells her to absolutely avoid the shrimp cocktails unless she wants an early out, in which case the correct amount to eat is one and a half shrimp with only a bit of cocktail sauce, which will be enough to change her complexion and convince people she doesn’t feel well and allow her to escape to the restroom, then she just needs to slip out one of the windows-
Or Wonder Girl commenting on, like, a science fair project or something and he just goes “Science fairs are the worst. Everyone wants to buy your services to make them something, not understanding that you’re richer than they are and that an insult to you could lead to you buying their parents’ companies if they don’t shut up. They’re lucky I have an even temper…” WG: “…wat.”
Superboy is like “man, Superman’s trying to convince me to clean my room. What should I do?” and Tim just stares blankly at him because nobody has ever told him to clean his room before and he’s never cleaned his room before and he had no idea Clark was so cruel and-
Impulse: “Hey, Rob, pass me a can opener.”
Robin, staring into the drawer, fifteen can openers right in front of his eyes: “We don’t have one.”
I just want Tim to inexplicably not know some things because he’s never had to know them. I want him to explicably know things because he had to know them. I want the things he does know and the things he doesn’t to be totally backwards to everyone, who are all wondering why Robin knows how to hotwire a car but does not know how to work a vacuum cleaner.
#tim drake#young justice#robin#batman#arrowette#cissie king jones#wonder girl#cassie sandsmark#superboy#impulse#bart allen#the inane ramblings of a madman#i just really want them to be baffled by his knowledge#robin knows how to do a third century waltz#robin does not know what 2-in-1 shampoo conditioner is#i’m talking early timmers#baby tim who just came out of his boarding school#bourgeoisie tim if you will#in marxist context#i think it’d be funny
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A surprise visit
#Ryoma hoshi#Hajime hinata#Sdr2#Super danganronpa 2#Danganronpa 2#Danganronpa#Drv3#danganronpa v3#danganronpa v3 killing harmony#an art#This is what I ment by being self indulgent w ryoma backstory lol#An au from actual v3 ofc but built on the idea that Ryoma and Izuru both got out for some HPA activities#Conditionally of course. And the dialogue where Fuyuhiko offers them both a place to stay and yadda yadda#You get it. My self indulgent little narrative
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Get this man some olaplex asap 🤧
#what if I call this the fuckass bob fixit au#dw baby satoru will buy you all the organic rice water conditioner you could ever want#art is hard y’all#they’re fine everything is fine#satosugu#gego#satoru gojo#suguru geto#gojo#geto#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fanart#fanart#art#bluebeesart#my art
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At the dining table for breakfast
Jason: Heh.
Jason: Hahahaha.
Jason: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bruce: *raising the newspaper up higher*
Alfred: *placidly pouring coffee into Bruce’s mug* Did something interesting happen, Master Jason?
Jason: Alfred, I am about to have the perfect surprise for that bony a-Tim. The perfect surprise for Tim.
Alfred: *putting away the bar of soap he pulled out of nowhere* Is that so? Please do be careful not to make a mess here. The waxing was just done in the dining room.
Jason: No problem, in fact-
Tim: *entering sluggishly*
Jason: In fact…in…fact…Megamind, what are you doing here?
Tim: ……..hm?
Jason: What are you doing here?
Tim: eating??
Jason: You-why are you coming from the right side bathroom-weren’t you going to use the upstairs one on the left?
Tim: oh. Dick was already in it so I decided to use the other one.
Jason: what.
Tim: what.
Jason: No. Hahahahaha. You’re joking…nononono-god, Tim, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?
Tim: ????????
Jason: You-
Dick’s voice thundering from a floor away: JASON!!!!
Jason: *staring blankly then running forward and smacking Tim on the head* It’s all your fault!
Tim who hasn’t slept or had coffee or know why something he doesn’t know about is his fault: ???? WHAT DID I DO?!
Jason: *running past and leaping out the window* See you later, losers. Bye, Alf.
Disappearing seconds before a blur of wet skin, white towel, and neon pink hair rushes past and follows him out the window.
Tim:
Bruce:
Tim: ……Did you have breakfast yet?
Bruce: …….Hrmgh.
Alfred: *tutting* I just had the floors done. Master Bruce, would you mind redoing them? I’m afraid I must catch the mailman before he gives treats to Titus again. He’s leaving crumbs all over the entrance.
Bruce: What about Ti-
Bruce: *glancing back to see a lone leaf float in and drop slowly to the ground*
Bruce: ………
#Tim felt the foreboding feeling of housework and ran so fast the wind ripped the leaves from the nearby oak tree#Jason tried to prank Tim by switching out the shampoo and conditioner with hair dye and bleach#It wouldn’t have worked anyway because he doesn’t know that Tim uses an 80 in 1 men’s shampoo#The bath products were Dick’s#And Dick loves his hair#Dick has also instilled the fear of the mother/brother into all his younger siblings#Bludhaven’s gonna have a new Red Hood and Gotham’s gonna have a new Nightwing#from how red Dick’s face is and how black and blue Jason’s gonna be#Bruce wanted no part of this the moment he heard Jason’s Freddy Krueger laugh#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#bruce wayne#batman#alfred pennyworth#batfam incorrect quotes#sibling behavior
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Imagine the whiplash that sqq must have had when he woke up as a xianxia character with 3 feet of hair. Most of sy's design in the modern world have him with regular short hair and suddenly he has to deal with a 3 hour haircare routine alongside the actual plot.
Sqq about to throw lbh into the abyss but his hair gets in his eyes and blinds him, causing him to trip and both of them fall in thr abyss
Meanwhile sqh figures out how to put his hair in a bun and is living his life normally
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#shang qinghua#mxtx svsss#mxtx#sqq#lbh#sqh#them but sy learns the difference between shampoo and conditioner#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong
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royal whump scenario where a servant witnesses the heir to the throne makes a mistake in their training—they flinch away during sparring. They dare to raise a hand to protect their face.
The heir, without waiting for their trainer to speak, drops to their knees and pulls their shirt off over their head. Their bottom lip trembles. They don’t beg they don’t speak they merely bow their head with the full crushing knowledge that mistakes cannot be made. Their back is already scarred with winding lines that crisscross their skin. And their trainer lifts a short-handled whip, “I really thought you would have learned courage by now.”
The servant presses back into the corner, a hand clasped over their mouth, horror burning like a newborn flame. They make brief eye contact with the heir and see fear— raw and pleading. The heir‘s gaze darts away almost instantly, faster than a moth in flight, as the whip cracks down
#whump#whump writing#whumpblr#whump prompt#whump community#whump ideas#whump prompts#whump scenario#royal whump#cw flogging#cw abuse#cw implied torture#cw scars#cw past abuse#cw past torture#conditioner whumpee#royal whumpee
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IWTV SPOILERS EP7
man, how different Claudia's transformation scene looks in Lestat's eyes... i forget that Louis is not a reliable narrator, he forgot and changes facts. Lestat also lied, but his version has much more detail
the difference of Louis POV and Lestat POV
in "she's going to be what? A lapdog?"
"a daughter?"
Lestat appears to be mocking Louis in the first scene, whereas to him he was sad, but serious, perhaps hurt by Louis leaving the house
the emotions changed even with the same lines, Sam Reid the actor you are
#i don't believe either version is completely true but there is enough for Louis to admit that it is the better version of the two#and off topic how beautiful Lestat's hair is in the second season they gave this vampire conditioner (a little less curly but still)#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#claudia de pointe du lac#interview with the vampire#armand iwtv#iwtv s2#iwtv spoilers#amc iwtv
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Rapunzel
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Ive made so many comparison drawings between cale and og cale so i was like…. What abt krs and cale krs
#cale and krs when they see eachother#cale: how did you do that with my old body??#krs: you mean lotion? manicure? actually using conditioner on my hair?#kim rok soo#tcf#lcf#trash of the counts family#just drawing dmm
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dirty stinky crusty mirror
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If you think any group of trans people has systemic privilege over another, I need you to think long and hard about what the word “systemic” means.
#my post#transphobia#certain trans people may have situational privilege very conditionally#but that is not something systemic#and can’t even be applied to any group only individually
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YK that scene in Tangled wherein the kids were braiding Rapunzel's hair? yeah now imagine that but baby Malleus n General Vanrouge LMMMAAOOOOOO
poor guy, he's growing soft
#twisted wonderland#twst#lilia vanrouge#twst fanart#twst lilia#EERRMMMMMM#I was totally not brainrotting for the past days about braided Lilia but yk...i had homework n work#what type of conditioner do u think he uses it looks so silky n frizz-free#IDK MAN IT WAS JUST A CUTE THOUGHT#hc that as Malle grew older peepaw got softer :(#tacc0yak1art#general lilia#twst spoilers
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I love it when a Whumpee of any kind doesn't know that they are, in fact, a Whumpee.
Living weapon Whumpee? No, no. They are just stronger and have to prove their worth. They were trained? Well, yeah, but just because they are meant to be strong. They aren't a living weapon, they can do anything they want; right, Handler?
Pet Whumpee? No, that's absurd. Whumpee just likes being spoiled. Do they wear a collar and eat from a bowl? Yes. But that's only because they like it, nobody forces them to, actually, Master said they can take the collar off anytime if they don't like that one.
Lab Whumpee? Of course no. They are doing something good, they are helping people by allowing the doctors to test experiments on them. They want to help, and the Doctor always tells them they can leave. The pain and the sedatives aren't stopping them, are they?
Just Whumpee's that don't know anything better. That's the world they were born in, and the people around them tell them that that's how it's meant to be.
Why bother struggling against what's meant to be?
#whump writing#whump#whumpee#pet whump#lab whump#living weapon whumpee#pet whumpee#lab whumpee#conditionated whumpee
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once I get home from campus I'm gonna re-dye my hair 😁😁😁 dark purplish wine red. The color is called "ritual"
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