#computer. bong. water.

[airys-computer]

This is so stupid ❤️‍🩹

[ammodup]

HIHIHIUO SO UMMMM… i have a lil uhhhh request hc thing i don’t know what to call it :3

can you make some hcs of what cal and andre do if they got really high together?? they can be either sfw or nsfw OR BOTH 😈😈😈 whatever you want to write lolz

HAI POOKSTAH !! :3

Of course! Hope you like these:))

Cal and Andre Getting High

SFW

Calvin doesn’t smoke weed very often— well, he does, but it’s not as frequent as he did in his earlier high school years. He mainly started rolling joints both for fun, and to relieve the heavy “weight” he experiences when he’s stuck in solitude— the persistent feeling that presents how lifeless his surroundings are. Seeing as the weed helps him feel a little better, he continues to use it. Don’t get me wrong, he likes being alone, but sometimes his desire to detach and engross himself in unhealthy practices will eat him up. When he’s not with Andre, he doesn’t have much to busy himself with besides playing his guitar, writing, messing with his video games on his console, or surfing the internet on his bulky computer.

He uses a bong to smoke. Because marijuana use was illegal during the ‘90s, he knew he was going to have to get creative. He brought it up to Andre, so he’d suggested going through his older brother’s shabby old belongings packed away in his previous bedroom. As they did, they discovered his old bong. Andre cleaned it out for Cal, and then gave it to him to use.

Calvin will absolutely ramble about anything and nothing at the same time while laughing at his own words, and giggling, too, at how Andre’s just sitting there in his own little world. He likes getting absolutely stoned, to the point where he’ll pass the fuck out beside Andre on his bed. Cal’s parents know that their son smokes weed, especially with the marijuana possession charge he was given back in 1999– they were strict about it back then, but he hid the bong he was using. As they began to smell weed in his room again, they stopped grounding him, knowing they can’t truly put a stop to their son’s weed usage— especially as he’s approaching adulthood.

Andre used to have somewhat of a low tolerance— meaning essentially, he would get high easily— but now, he’s gotten used to the weed. Generally, with high dosages of the THC, he becomes sleepy as fuck. So sleepy, in fact, that when he starts leaning over, when he starts dozing off even while sitting up, Cal has to cup the bottom of his chin and pick his head back up. Andre prefers weed over alcohol, because not only does it react better with him— improving his mood and all— but he also knows that it’s “plant-based”, which was Cal’s defense when he first introduced marijuana to him. In fact, Andre wasn’t even opposed to trying it.

For Andre, it only takes a couple puffs for his posture to go lax and his dark eyes to redden exponentially. His eyes get really fucking bloodshot when he’s as high as a kite. He also gets the munchies, as one time he found himself obliterating a whole box of Hostess Cupcakes. On the other hand, Cal gets thirsty and will down three water bottles in one sitting. The exhaustion Andre experiences usually leads to him falling asleep on Cal in awkward positions, with his body either laying across the teen’s lap, or in between Cal’s legs with his head on his chest and one arm underneath Cal’s body, the other draping off of the edge of his bed.

Knowing how Calvin’s parents are a little less strict than his own, Andre prefers smoking weed in Cal’s bedroom when his siblings and parents are gone. When they are home, though, the two boys will open Calvin’s bedroom window and light a candle to get the smell out. Another alternative for them is smoking at Chris’s house when they’re hanging out with him, or smoking at a secluded area in town.

NSFW

Calvin’s physical sensations are intensified when he’s high, so the slightest bit of stimulation will get him going. He pants hot and heavy against Andre’s ear when he’s straddling him, demanding more attention toward his dick. In addition, he’ll try to get Andre to play with his ass, but if Andre is too “out of it” to really reciprocate, he’ll get off, spit on his hand, and lazily jerk himself off instead. Afterward, he cums all over his hand and bedsheets because clearly, Cal isn’t in the best, most conscious state, so he doesn’t really care about the mess he might make until the next morning. He finishes hard when he’s high, even without Andre’s aid.

But during the times Andre is able to fully respond and his cock gets rock hard, Calvin doesn’t really wait, nor does he ask if Andre’s ready before he’s sitting his ass down on his dick, the two boys’ groans and grunts pleasantly harmonizing in the process. You’d think they’re both virgins all over again with how clumsy they are when they’re both high and horny. Andre will have one arm over himself, covering his face as Cal leisurely bounces up and down on his dick. He lets out strangled groans as Calvin holds him down against his bed and gently sucks on his neck, leaving a few hickeys here and there.

At times, it’s quite easy for Andre to grow aroused. When he is, he won’t really do anything about it, though. He’ll just stare at Cal, stare at his legs and his crotch, as if he’s a dog waiting for his bone. His need radiates from every pore, and Cal can usually tell— even when he’s baked— what the teen’s problem is. His staring and subtle adjusting are so blatantly obvious, because Andre’s usual alertness and self-awareness diminish when he’s as baked as Cal. He’ll sort of just sit there, eyeing Cal silently. When Calvin lets him touch him, he’ll hump Calvin’s thigh or grind their dicks together, pleading for Cal to “let him have him”.

Sex is slow and easy, as neither spaced-out teenagers are capable of putting forth effort toward any intimate acts that require lots of energy. When Andre’s more conscious than Calvin, they’ll usually do missionary so that Andre can nestle his face into Cal’s shoulder or neck and moan into his skin. Also, he’ll rock his hips against his ass at the steadiest pace he can manage, not wanting to overwhelm the other teen. Both boys like to be comfortable.

Calvin likes to feel Andre’s skin, as if to be reminded that he’s here with him while in such a stupefied state. Stoned Cal is less rough with his blowjobs, instead “kitty licking” Andre’s member and gripping Andre’s thighs, digging his nails into the almost-geometric shapes of the scar tissue. Andre whimpers and bucks his hips up into Cal’s mouth, to which the teen has to quickly pull back so he doesn’t choke himself.

After sex, Andre and Calvin tend to fall asleep on each other. The air reeks of sex and weed, but that’s serene enough for the two military fanatics. When Cal falls asleep, Andre will take the time to leave sloppy, wet kisses down his tummy and scarred-up thighs, groping and squeezing Cal’s bottom before ultimately passing out, his shaft slipping out of his hole with a quiet squelch. They’ve damn near gotten caught a few times, having to scramble up and get dressed as soon as they could— but ultimately, nobody knows of the intimacy these two boys engage in together.

[smilesession]

i have an intense craving to try to smoke pot again and this happens all the time. every time it happens i end up taking inventory of all of the reasons i should not smoke pot again. i probably should not smoke pot for the rest of my life. i watched a semi popular youtuber who is a neuroscientist talking about the relationship between marijuana psychosis and full throttle schizophrenia. if you wade in similar waters to me on the computer you probably already know the guy i'm talking about and the studies he was talking about. but i'm not a neuroscientist and i don't know what's really true and what's basically just Reefer Madness. but i have "reefer madness." i'm a "reefer madness" sleeper agent essentially. i don't know what i think is gonna happen. the guy in the videos' essential point was: if you ever experience psychosis from marijuana, stop right away before it develops into full throttle schizophrenia

inventory:

-i am 15? 16? and smoking bongs regularly. i smoke with my dad sometimes. he gets into dabs. he gives me a dab. the world shatters. i try to go into my bedroom, he is still talking to me about something and i don't want to be impolite, so i try to hold myself up on the banister. i completely, abruptly lose consciousness and the next thing i know, my mom is helping me up from the ground. i fell into a laundry basket. i go to bed and for the next unknown span of time, i can feel my body is on fire and being burned from the inside. i am seeing a geometric hallucination overtaking everything. it's like a grid of images, like a sheet of LSD overtaking everything, it's really stupid and pissing me off because it's alternating between malicious faces and wiggly cartoon pot leafs. i'm so mad that i'm in so much pain and being shown something so generic and goofy. <- this same sort of thing will happen when i'm on LSD later on in life, like a parody of itself

-i am 16 or 17 and smoked with friends and we are walking to the gas station down the block. it's winter and it's really, really cold and there's snow on the ground. i watch my feet in the snow and i become terrified. i'm convinced we're never going to make it to the gas station. i start believing it's wwii and i'm in a concentration camp. i start believing my friends are going to kill me. i start believing there was never any gas station and this is just an endless walk that they took me on to torture me to death

-i am 17 and smoked with friends and they put on twin peaks. i become convinced that the show is about my real life before i died, it is the story of how i died. i was Laura Palmer and now i don't exist anymore and "reality is trying to contact me" and let me know that i am already dead

-between the ages of 17 and 20 i make it a hobby to "lean into the fear" and use the fear recreationally. various encounters with the fear enhance the experiences of listening to Negativland - Helter Stupid, Swans' discography, and such things. i stop doing this forever at 20 when it goes too far, listening to "Carnis Vale" by Non and feel the weight of all torture throughout history. i feel like i am being invaded by all torture throughout the entirety of history all at once. all the torture that has ever been done to anyone is happening to me, personally, all at once. i am spinning in Hell

-i am 21 and let myself be convinced to smoke a dab again. we are watching "Haxan." i become completely distressed before the introduction of the film is even over, when it's just a slideshow of historical facts about witchcraft beliefs throughout history. i feel unbelievably enormous grief that everyone who made the film is now dead. i feel like the film was made "back when the world was real and people still had souls" and that all souls had since been destroyed. i was thinking about how few people watch such movies, and how that's because no one has souls. i am nonverbal and convulsing and twitching and gasping and crying. turn off the movie and i just stare at my ceiling and see a giant fish made out of tiny pieces of pulsing light on my ceiling. it looks like a mosaic, but it's alive, and it's comforting. i feel like i am Brian Wilson.

-i am 24 and intake 1 single small bong rip and have to leave a group of people, drop my boyfriend off at his apartment, i am terrified of everything and everyone i know more than can be described. i am terrified of myself. i go home and put on The Dead C - Trapdoor Fucking Exit and lay in bed absolutely wired, twitching and babbling and gurgling and occasionally spontaneously shouting at myself. all control of mind and body lost. feeling of being split into 2 consciousnesses, one is absolute terror and one is absolute hostility. i look in the mirror and see in myself both a pathetic and limp child completely destroyed by abuse, and a conduit of the anger and disgust and rage of the people who did the abusing. this is characteristic of many miscellaneous times not detailed individually here

so i don't know what i really think is going to happen for the better if i try to smoke pot again. i like the idea of being a regular guy who smokes and chills. i also feel strongly like there is "some knowledge" that i can only be privy to if i smoke again. but at what costtttt

edit: after taking inventory, i was too flippant with what i see the positives as. there was once a genuine feeling of exploration and freedom in that "riding the wave of fear" type of phase. i feel like there are certain sensations that are not all negative that i cannot access without this substance. i think there are things about myself i cannot know without this substance. i feel like if i could ever smoke regularly enough to just overcome the fear, and get to a point where i could be closer to having a normative experience with it, it would improve my quality of life and functioning closer to the way it does for others with CPTSD. i am unmedicated and untreated for many ills and desperate for something that takes away the other terrors i feel while SOBER that are outside of the scope of this post

[rip-headphones-users]

Lampert Headcannons I Have

: )))))) i liek thinkung ab out himme : )))))))

(Long post sorry)

Lampert is Swedish-American (due to type of tail plug + the lamp itself being Swiss in design)

He speaks in a fairly flat toned voice, in a Boston (Massachusetts/New England) accent

This is for the fact that I believe he could pull off a killer Scout TF2 impression, and it would be really funny.

He wont do it in front of anyone though, he’s too shy.

(Alternatively, I will accept a Southern US accent.)

Lampert loves to give compliments to people, but he is too judgy/critical to find anything worth complimenting, and by the time he does its usually at an awkward point where it would be weird to compliment them.

Lampert prefers residing in lamps because he’s scared of the dark, as well as utility.

Lampert will typically sleep standing up underneath a plastic furniture protector

If invited to a group sleepover, lampert will either transform into/shift his consciousness into a nightlight in order to light the room the others are sleeping in

He doesn’t play videogames often, but he prefers playing single player rpgs, his favorite games are OneShot, ChibiRobo, as well as the Mother series and anything from the Sonic franchise.

He once agreed to a days long infinite rokea-wide game of prop hunt with paintball guns and several friends where he was the “prop”. It’s probably his favorite memory but he has sworn off ever doing it again due to the mess it caused. (He has agreed to smaller games though)

Lampert genuinely enjoys cleaning things whenever it’s unrelated to himself/rokea, and will stop on random floors of the regretevator to clean them when he is in a bad mood in order to calm himself.

His goal one day is to become an interior designer, and he is currently studying to become one.

His tail behaves more like a cat’s rather than a dog’s, but will still occasionally wag when he’s happy.

Cannot get sick, but the concept of something being able to get sick is so mortifying to him that he is a germaphobe anyway

He can, however, catch a computer virus. He is not nearly as scared of this cause he knows how it works (like a regular virus)

Lampert “touches” things by sensing the vibration of them when he makes contact. He cannot feel texture, but will immediately be able to tell you the temperature of an object in Celsius, Kelvin, and Fahrenheit.

He makes a faint purring noise because his “heart” is a motor.

His favorite artists/bands are Mitski, Autoheart, and Roar.

Prefers dressing in nice clothes, but usually just wears sweatpants and sweaters/t-shirts for convenience (doesn’t want to get the nice clothes dirty)

Will never admit it, but he gets very happy when people say he looks good/cute/pretty/handsome because it means to him that he picked a good lamp to reside in. Lamp gender euphoria.

Has a glowing rubber duck water toy that he resides in whenever there is a situation where he needs to be in water. It is abstract enough for him to not know what it is/that its a bird

He would lose in a 1 v 1 with an ostrich.

Has a modified windex bottle in his fort that he smokes out of like a bong.

NThe other robots take his almost compulsive need to use cleaning chemicals hand sanitizer as lampert being a stoner, when he actually is just that worried about germs. (No wonder hes friends with that infected guy)

While he doesn’t try to be overtly mean, lampert finds himself accidentally insulting people he doesn’t like. He will insult his friends on purpose though.

Likes pulling spur of the moment pranks on friends

Found an insect crawling around inside of his body cavity while doing maintenance on himself. He still has not recovered mentally.

Creation/physical properties:

Lampert is sorta like a sapient star, just less “powerful”. Technically though he’d be a solar flare, (this is a slightly niche reference but sorta like how the solar bodies in Dogsbody by Diana Jones are sapient/anthropomorphic)

Actually I think you should just read the first chapter of dogsbody so you kinda get what i mean here. You wont understand whats going on at first but that’s ok you aren’t supposed to.

Outside of his body, he is an abstract glowing form of pure light. He is perfectly see through, and the only indication of his presence is the light cast on the world around him.

When viewed through an infrared camera, he is vaguely shaped like a humanoid entity standing at roughly 6 feet tall (at current day), but is incredibly blurry. No further details can be made out.

Images and live footage of Lampert in his “purest form” are known to cause mild nausea, as he is not meant to be viewed this way.

Passing through Lampert will warm the object slightly. Objects do not overheat, but passing through him is known to give a warm, comforting feeling, much like laying in a sunbeam.

Lampert’s possession of objects will slowly alter the shape and size over time to slowly become more humanoid. The time it takes from an objects initial possession to become full anthro is between six months to two years.

Because lampert has to “grow” into himself, He has had several models of lamp that he has possessed over the course of his lifetime. He just finds that he tends to keep going back to lamps (beyond his fear of the dark) his first forms are more childlike to reflect his age. One he looks back on fondly has a fish pattern on the lampshade.

Lampert cannot possess what is already “possessed” (aka: living.)

Lampert doesn’t technically have biological parents. Technically the “parent” he has is whatever star shot the flare his consciousness was spawned into. He doesn’t remember this event, just the fact that it happened (do you remember YOUR birth??? I hope not.)

He was found and adopted by Mannequin Mark (Pops) and Wallter (Dad).

[righteous-r0de0]

Geordi’s House

geordi lives on the outskirts of the suburbs of dahlia, in a poorer neighborhood since him and cutie separated. it’s not bad, but it definitely has some issues that he’s too scared to address himself or with the property owner. it’s 1 bed/1 bath it’s basically a studio apartment

bachelor pad central. messy everything. he’s also just not in the best mental state (who is amiright?). if he was a different person, there’d be a full ash tray and a bong on the bedside table. as it stands, there’s plastic water bottles at varying degrees of fullness (and edible wrappers)

desk doesn’t fit in his room so he keeps it in the living room by the window in some sort of attempt to get more sunlight and fresh air. on his off days he’ll spend hours playing the sims on his computer in the living room with tea that’s long since gone cold

there really no space for anything. if there’s laundry at all it’s in the bathroom, otherwise he’s lugging all his laundry a couple streets over to the overpriced laundry mat (the owner is an asshole, too)

you think this mess of a man is having guests anytime soon? he has one of everything but when he’s extra not doing well he uses paper plates and plastic silverware. he has one reusable water bottle that he bought in 2019 and it’s the two of them against the world

color palette!!

taglist and pinterest board under the cut <3

@aghostswhisper @zimix-whispers @milogreersleftdresssock @wilted-rose-posts @froggytimemachineinternet @int3rtwiningh3artstrings

[girlballs]

AI would be so cool if we were living without capitalism because people could go "computer! bong water, iced." instead of using it to grift and steal art

capitalism once again ruining cool shit for the rest of us

[multiversemaker169]

My idea of an Inside Out x Fnaf 3 game.

This takes place 30 years after Anxiety's Playtime Buffet was shut down, and some people in their early 20's decided to make a horror attraction out of what was left of said establishment called The Nightmare Zone for some quick and easy money. They would mostly find random props, but they would eventually find the ant animatronics who were the ones to provide background vocals for the main band's songs, Jangles the circus Hippo from Daydream Entertainment's first ever establishment, "Bing Bong and Friends", as well as a an animatronic that looked like a monstrous combination of both the Joy's Funtime Diner animatronics and the Anxiety's Playtime Buffet animatronics they named Emotional Overload(placeholder name until I either come up with or given a better name). What they didn't know was that Jangles is possessed by the spirit of Thomas Wilson, the killer of the series.

Game mechanics

Jangles works just like Springtrap with you having to keep him at bay with audio lures.

Bobby and Paula are the Bonnie and Chica of the game with Paula going into the left vent and Bobby going into the right. You have to close the respective vent when you hear vent crawling sounds.

Fritz can go to both vents and is quicker to kill you.

Whenever Jake is in your office, you have to pull a lever to spray water from the ceiling to ward him off.

Phantom Bloofy will occasionally appear in a random camera, and you'll need to quickly put down your monitor, or he'll jumpscare you and temporarily disable your audio lures.

Phantom Bing Bong will also occasionally appear on one of the cameras, and you need to quickly switch cameras, or he'll appear in your office and temporarily block your view.

Phantom Rainbow will occasionally appear in your office, and you must quickly look away from her, or she'll jumpscare you and temporarily disable your cameras.

If you get the bad ending, you'll play the final night(night 7) as normal, but Jangles will jumpscare you at 5 a.m. No matter what(scripted event), and then you'll see sideshow credits showing Jangles escaping The Nightmare Zone and wreaking havoc while Emotional Overload rots away in the previous establishment that The Nightmare Zone was built over. If you get the good ending, the final night(night 7) will have you discover a trap door that leads to the previous establishment, and you'll come across Emotional Overload. You will run away from them and hide in the office. Emotional Overload will then hunt you down. Their mechanic will depend on the color of their eyes.

Blue: Joy is in control. When E.O.'s in your office, put on the Bloofy mask.

Blue with glasses: Sadness is in control. When E.O.'s in your office, you have to hide under your desk.

Red: Anger is in control. When E.O.'s in your office, you must shine your light at them.

Dark green: Disgust is in control. When E.O.'s in your office, you must point the pocket mirror at them.

Purple: Fear is in control. When E.O'.s in your office, you must use an air horn to scare them off.

Light green: Anxiety is in control. When E.O.'s in the camera room, you must click on the computer to distract them.

Indigo: Ennui is in control. When E.O.'s in your vents, you must activate the vent lasers to keep them from entering your office.

Cyan: Envy is in control. When E.O.'s in your office, you must keep your monitor down as Envy's an attention seeker.

Pink: Embarrassment is in control. When E.O.'s in your office, you must keep your monitor up as Embarrassment doesn't like being stared at.

Rose glasses: Nostalgia is in control. When E.O.'s in your office, you must flip up your monitor and play a music box to make them go away.

If you survive the night, a slide show cut scene will play where E.O. corners, you and you throw your monitor at their head, which fixes their glitch and recognizes you as the daughter of Daydream Entertainment's good founder they help you get out and have a final battle with their real killer. They get their revenge and ascend to Heaven. You leave the establishment and reveal Daydream Entertainment's dark secrets. It ends with Riley trying to move past her trauma by building the establishment that once haunted her from the ground up while making sure nothing like that ever happens again.

[thatstonedwriter]

Trip Out w/ Me

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

A/N: I love this prompt so much, and I may turn this into a Headcanon Set involving more characters. Post is named after my "getting high" spotify playlist. I also made this from a platonic perspective, but it could be perceived as romantic, if you squint.

Contents; mentions of substances, platonic relationships, swearing, gender neutral reader

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

It was a pleasant surprise when Loona asked if she could join you for one of your sessions. To make sure you're both comfortable, you go out and make sure you have all the necessary supplies. There's more planning that goes into it than some may think..

For the set up, you've got a small speaker playing some trippy music, or maybe a small T.V or computer to watch something on. There's a light projector with patterns that dance across the walls- or maybe some fairy lights. You can never go wrong with fairy lights. You've got your vape pen, edibles, bong, etc. (whatever you're down to use). Of course, you can't forget your beverages of choice. Gotta stay hydrated, after all. Whatever your preferred set up/environment, you're now prepped for a fucking awesome sesh.

Now, there are many different kinds of high, especially depending on what strain you use. Regardless, Loona appreciates the relaxed atmosphere. Whether your high involves laying in bed and watching movies, hyperfixating on something, or just laying on the floor and listening to music, Loona is down for pretty much anything. With you, she doesn't need to worry about making a good impression or masking.

Munchies can be a bitch, so if Loona isn't smoking or drinking, she'll be happy to be your designated driver. Y'all could go through some fast food place or go to a sit-down restaurant, it doesn't matter. If both of you are inebriated, then it gives you an excuse to order food for delivery. Eliminates the need to go anywhere and you don't have to interact with more people than necessary. Win-win.

It's easier to laugh at shit when you're high. It's great. Especially since Loona's laugh is so loud. It's that kind of laugh where you're on the floor, gripping your sides, tears welling in your eyes. It's the kind of laugh that's contagious, that makes you feel free.

On the flip side, however.. if either of you get a little too high and the anxiety starts to kick in, it's important to have a contingency plan. Noise cancelling headphones, soft blankets, a jacket, water, and lots of hugs/cuddles (if physicality helps).

I strongly believe that Loona's favorite part of any sesh would include the "making a pillow-fort and watching something" segment. Not to get angsty, but she's never had a concrete sense of safety, stability, or comfort (except for some moments with Blitz). That's why she appreciates these sessions so much.

Personally, I think weed makes us more genuine/honest, and I think Loona would be anxious about that at first. What if it brings out the worst in her? This could all go horribly wrong.. But it doesn't, much to her surprise. There may be a point where you both trauma dump or have deep talks, which makes Loona feel seen for the first time... ever, really. To be honest, she'd probably end up sleeping over.

Loona loves having you in her life. Not only can you provide a safe, relaxed environment for her to exist in, you're just one of her favorite people. Don't be surprised if she asks to hang out more often. Whether if its a trip to the dispensary, getting high in one of your rooms, or just existing together, Loona couldn't ask for a better person to be around.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Ending Note; Don't drive while under the influence of any substances. Your tolerance level doesn't matter. Safety is the most important thing when it comes to enjoying yourself in these situations. Know your limits, know your environment, and know the substance. There are more cases of drugs being laced with fentanyl so make sure your sources/dispensaries are reliable. Do your own research, and know what works best for you. Be safe y'all.

[vampryn]

i am just having such a monumentally bad day good goLLY ... and then i kicked my bong across the room, got bong water everywhere and completely destroyed my downstem and bowl. LIKE OK I DONT HAVE MONEY TO REPLACE THIS SHIT, I JUST SPENT MY LIFE SAVINGS ON A FUCKING COMPUTER I GIVE UPPPPPPPPP (just for today)

[cast-you-dxwn]

It’s always worse when they beg.

It’s why they sweep in like they do, he thinks. Holy water and grenades, boot knives and sidearms, no quarter given, no argument brooked.

Lots of rooms, splitting up the contubernia to clear them. He can hear the others, Saltern and Kyrkos and Von Licht, gunshots echoing down the halls and radio traffic whispering in his ear.

He’s alone. They are alone.

Little concrete room, string lights and throw rugs, as desk with a computer and a comfy little bed in the corner, a bong and some weed on the dresser. As much like a bedroom as it can look.

It’s always worse when they beg.

He’s looking at her through his sights, irons, settled center mass. She’s wearing pajamas with cartoon geese on them.

Not she. It.

It- she- it- no, Christ, she, is cowering. Knees drawn up to her chest, her horns making her unable to squeeze as far back into the corner as she’d like. Her hands are raised, trembling, her face buried in her knees until all he can see are the tears streaming from her bright yellow eyes.

“Please…”

Her voice is little more than a whimper, and he wonders how he must look. Armored, faceless, more faceless than the exorcists ever were, death in feathers carrying a cross and a rifle. She knows why they’re here. She can hear her ilk being slaughtered all around her.

It’s always worse when they beg.

She looks young. He doesn’t know how that translates to demons, but he’s seen older succubi. Can’t be more than twenty, or whatever the equivalent is.

For the barest of seconds it’s 108 degrees and he’s standing over a body. Boy can’t be more than seventeen but there’s a rusty old tokarev in his hand and a hole in his head. There’s a woman screaming. Jacobs has his M-4 in her face but she doesn’t care.

“Abni! Tifli alsaghira! Min fadlik ya Allah min fadliki!”

It’s only a second, and he’s back in the little concrete shithole this demon has done her level best to turn into a home. She’s still crying, her shoulders are shaking, and the Archenemy looks for all the world like a scared girl pleading for her life.

“Please…please don’t kill me. I won’t come back. I’ll find some other way to scrape by…Please…”

And maybe she’s telling the truth. Maybe she’ll leave and get her fix from some sinner or some other demon. Maybe Asmodeus will take pity on the sole survivor of this little coven and never send her back to earth again.

But maybe she’ll be right back next month, consigning some poor dumb bastard to perdition with those big yellow eyes.

The barrel comes up, the rifle kicks once, and she slumps to the side, one of those eyes glazing over and the other nothing but a gaping hole in her skull.

It’s always worse when they beg.

[v1leblood]

ido like picard its just that hes like, a dumbfuck. his ship is manned by an elite task force of highly competent stupid people. pulaski was like racism is okay if you're close to the router and picard just kind of went its impossible to say whos right due to poes law. computer, bong water, iced

[neotrances-deactivated]

he woke up got handsy went to get water cameback said he was gonna cuddle me after taking a bong hit and then opened the starfield reddit on his computer and is showing me starfield memes . im griwling no i’m not but i’m imagining myself growling

[agentcable]

Mouse (2021) Ep. 10 Recap

Ba-Reum is displaying increasingly violent behaviour and struggling to control his urges, including the urge to kill. Additionally, a new murder case has emerged with similarities to the previous ones. Based on this evidence, it is possible that the transplanted brain piece in Ba-Reum's head is not from a psychopath, and therefore Yo-Han may not be the killer.

If you want to watch the series for yourself, stop reading! This post contains spoilers to the storyline.

Shortly after Han Seo-Joon's arrest for murder, his wife Ji-Eun was almost due to give birth. While leaving the hospital after a check-up, she witnesses a woman attempting to strangle her own son. Hospital staff intervene and save the child, but the woman begs Ji-Eun not to give brith to her own child.

Ji-Eun breaks away from the distressed woman and exits the building. Outside, she is horrified as the woman slams into the concrete just inches away from her. Ji-Eun looks up and sees the woman's son peering down triumphantly. She shudders as her water breaks, mingling with the dying woman's blood on the pavement.

Moo-Chi wakes up the morning after his confrontation with Ba-Reum, still at Ba-Reum's house. He has no memory of their fight, having been drunk. Ba-Reum's left hand is wrapped as if he's injured. Ba-Reum admits that they fought, but downplays what happened. He asks Moo-Chi to stop drinking, but Moo-Chi only says he'll stop once he kills Han Seo-Joon. he becomes loud and upset because he cannot get arrested to get close to Seo-Joon, no matter how hard he tries. Ba-Reum smiles and says that his hyung, Moo-Won, is looking out for him.

After Moo-Chi leaves for work, Ba-Reum discovers a bloodstained rock in the garden. He remembers how he strangled Moo-Chi last night and then picked up the rock. He heard a voice in his head telling him to kill Moo-Chi with the rock. Another voice pleaded with him not to do it. In the end, he screamed "No!" and smashed his own hand with the rock to release Moo-Chi's throat. Ba-Reum remembers a girl from the past who said that the mouse had a bad brain. He wonders if the part of Yo-Han's brain inside his head will eventually kill him from within.

Ba-Reum visits Seo-Joon, who is disappointed that Ba-Reum is keeping the world's first successful brain transplant a secret. Seo-Joon informed him that when he transplanted a violent mouse's brain into a docile mouse, the doucile mouse became violent and killed its mate. Ba-Reum confessed to almost killing someone. He wondered if the same would happen to Ba-Reum.

Detective Park was shaken to learn that the body he had buried, thinking it was his daughter Hyun-Soo's, was actually that of Jung Man-Ho's daughter, Soo-Jin. He wants to know what happened to Hyun-Soo. He goes straight to Seo-Joon to demand answers. Seo-Joon says he never said the remains were Hyun-Soo's and doesn't recall where her body is. Detective Park is escorted out while screaming. Seo-Joon warns Moo-Chi that he will regret shooting Yo-Han. Moo-Chi admits that he already regrets it and should have killed Seo-Joon first while Yo-Han watched.

During a check-up, Ba-Reum asks the doctor if he could be developing violent tendencies from Yo-Han's brain inside his head. The doctor assures him that it is not possible to inherit traits from donors, despite what many believe.

While at Moo-Chi's computer, Ba-Reum discovers graphic photos of Yo-Han's victims. He tries to convince himselfe that his reaction is only psychological and takes his medicine as a precaution. Moo-Chi catches him and Ba-Reum lies, saying he was searching for Halmoni's brooch on the evidence list because Bong-Yi wants it, but it's not in the evidence box.

Meanwhile, Kang Deok-Soo's mother accosts Bong-Yi in her neighbourhood, yelling at her to move away. Bong-Yi calmly replies that Kang Duk-Soo is at fault for his actions. The mother attacks, but thankfully Moo-Chi is there to break it up.

Later, Kang Duk-Soo grinst that Bong-Yi has grown up to be very pretty. With Kang Deok-Soo out of prison, Moo-Chi suggests that Bong-Yi live with him for safety. Bong-Yi argues that she cannot live on the run. This is the only place she can afford to live because her father built it.

Moo-Chi finds Ba-Reum planting flowers at the station. He gets loud about how they are making Ba-Reum do garden work with his broken hand. Ba-Reum notices something while watching him dig. Woo Jae-Pil confessed to digging the hole where Jung Soo-Jin's body was found. However, the angle of the hole suggests that it was dug by a right-handed person, while Jae-Pil is left-handed.

Photos show that Jae-Pil had a cast on his left hand during Soo-Jin's death. Therefore, he would have had to dig using his right hand. However, the left-leaning knots on Soo-Jin's hands could not have been tied by him. Ba-Reum believes that the knots were clumsy, as if a child had tied them. Jae-Pil's son, Hyung-Chul, was twelve years old at the time. Ba-Reum and Moo-Chi decide to focus on Hyung-Chul for now, starting with his solid alibi during Hong Na-Ri's death. During the investigation, Ba-Reum and his team visit the woman whose windows Hyung-Chul was working on at the time of Na-Ri's murder. She confirms that she was at the home the entire time he was there, except for a brief period of twenty minutes when she took her sick dog to the vet. Ba-Reum concludes that Hyung-Chul must have given something to the dog to make it sick and then left to commit the murder.

Hyung-Chul would have only had a few minutes to kill Na-Ri, including travel time. To test the timing, Moo-chi has Ba-Reum tie him and strangle him, but Ba-Reum gets too into it. Luckily, Moo-Chi's timer goes off and snaps him out of it.

They realize that Hyung-Chul didn't have enough time to kill Na-Ri. Ba-Reum is shaken. Moo-Chi doesn't realize how close he came to death. He tells Ba-Reum that he's a better cop after his accident, with his newfound ability to understand killers. Ba-Reum gets Moo-Chi a beer that's been stored in a fridge that's being used to cool a pot of bone broth. Suddenly, Ba-Reum solves the mystery. He and Moo-Chi confront Hyung-Chul. Moo-Chi growls that killing is an addiction, and Hyung-Chul challenges him to crack his alibi before more people die. He begins to walk away, but Moo-Chi informs him that he became ill after consuming milk from Hong Na-Ri's refrigerator that should have been fresh.

Ba-Reum reveals that Hyung-Chul did not kill Hong Na-Ri on the day he left his job. Instead, he had killed her two days earlier and stored her body in her fridge. He then moved her body back to the position where he had killed her, making it look like Na-Ri was killed while he was working. Hyung-Chul's alibi was thus secured. When Ba-Reum shows him that Na-Ri's DNA was found inside her fridge, Hyung-Chul laughs at their wild theory. Hyung-Chul demanded a warrant, but Moo-Chi aimed his gun and pulled the trigger when he turned his back. Fortunately, Ba-Reum had removed the bullets.

Hyung-Chul attempted to flee, but Detective Kang intercepted him with an arrest warrant. Moo-Chi was angry because he wanted to kill Hyung-Chul and go to jail to kill Seo-Joon, but Ba-Reum saved him against his will, once again.

Ba-Reum is upset by the new murderous voice in his head and begs his surgeon for another transplant. However, the doctor turns him down, explaining that a brain transplant requires specific circumstances. Ba-Reum becomes angry when the doctor says that he would lose a lot if he were operated on again and snarls, "I could lose myself! Sung Yo-Han's mind might take over mine!" He storms out, and the doctor calls Chief Choi, who then makes another call to beg a favour.

Bong-Yi caught a little girl stealing food in a convenience store. Out of kindness, she bought the food for her. Bong-Yi was worried that the girl's mother didn't know that Kang Deok-Soo was back in the neighbourhood. So, she walked the girl home and advised her mother to move away quickly. However, the mother was not worried about Deok-Soo and resented Bong-Yi's advice. Bong-Yi asked if it changed anything that she was Deok-Soo's victim. She left the mother rethinking the situation. Ba-Reum was found huddled outside her house. He leaned into her arms and asked sadly if he would be alright.

The warrant against Hyung-Chul was dismissed due to lack of evidence. Moo-Chi seeks Hong-Joo's assistance in finding concrete evidence against Hyung-Chul. Hong-Joo possesses a diary written by Kim Young-Hee, which contains a picture of her with a friend. Moo-Chi requests Hong-Joo to take care of someone for him, but she declines.

While walking home, Bong-Yi scratches a man's face out of fear, but it turns out to be Moo-Chi. While patching him up, he hands her the bankbook where he has been saving all the money from Ji-Eun. He wants her to use the money to move to his neighbourhood where it is safe. However, Bong-Yi disagrees and says that running away won't solve anything. She wants to handle Deok-Soo herself. Both of them are worried about Ba-Reum, who is currently at a church. He kneels and pleads tearfully, "Please protect me, Lord. Please don't let anything happen to me. Please don't let me become a monster like Sung Yo-Han."

Shin Sang informs Ba-Reum that he will be joining Moo-Chi on the evidence managing team. During their conversation, Shin Sang receives the news of a body that shares similarities with Yo-Han's murders, including a finger pointing at a cross.

Ba-Reum meets Shin Sang at the scene where they find the body of a teenage girl who was beaten and burned, similar to Yo-Han's first murder of Song Soo-Jung. The police assume it's a copycat, a fan of Yo-han's. However, Ba-Reum believes it's the work of a professional. He also detects the scent of mint, which he used to smell at the murder site. Ba-Reum remembers Halmoni's missing brooch and asks Moo-Chi to show him the pictures of Yo-Han's basement and the video from the killer during Hong-Joo's broadcast. He notices that the walls are different, suggesting that Yo-Han may not have sent the video. Ba-Reum realizes that he only remembers hitting Song Soo-Jung, not killing him. This means that Yo-Han may not have been the killer after all.

Ba-Reum informs Moo-Chi and Shin Sang that he suspects the killer may have been someone else. Moo-Chi disputes Ba-Reum's theory, questioning why Yo-Han had those photos in his basement and why he attacked Ba-Reum. Ba-Reum explains about the mint, but Moo-Chi refuses to believe that he may have killed an innocent man and orders him to leave. Shortly after, Ba-Reum is summoned to the site of another death, initially believed to be a suicide by hanging. The mint scent in the room makes him uneasy. He notices the woman's head at her throat, as if she tired to free herself. Only one finger is stuck under the rope, which appears to have been arranged by the killer. Upon closer inspection, he sees that she's wearing Moo-Won's missing cross locket with his family's photo still inside. Ba-Reum is startled and falls, then spots something fastened to the edge of the woman's bathrobe: Halmoni's brooch. This is a message.

Ba-Reum runs out to call Moo-Chi and Shin Sang to the scene. When he returns to the body, he notices that Moo-Won's necklace and Halmoni's brooch are missing. Ba-Reum claimes to have seen them, but the other cops dismiss his claim, except for Moo-Chi. In the woman's purse, Moo-Chi finds a card for an illegal massage parlor, the same card he found in Hyung-Chul's office, and rushes back to the station.

Ba-Reum sees this as proof that Yo-Han didn't kill anyone, which gives him hope. He vows to catch Hyung-Chul and prove that he is the murderer, and that he does not have the mind of a killer.

Moo-Chi calls Ba-Reum back to the station to talk. While he waits, he messes up Ba-Reum's tidy desk just because it irritates him. He notices a paused video on Ba-Reum's computer and recognizes the girl from Young-Hee's photo. He searches for Hye-Won, but she seems to have vanished. She informed her boss that she was marrying a lawyer, but texted her friends that she was going abroad to study.

Hong-Joo and Moo-Chi have deduced that Hyung-Chul is the common denominator between the deceased girls. Hyung-Chul volunteers to counsel troubled and runaway young women, and Moo-Chi believes that he is killing women he deems "unladylike". For instance, he killed Min-Joo after seeing her enter a hotel with a man, and Na-Ri while she was dating someone else while separated from her husband. Bong-Yi was targeted because he was Deok-Soo's lawyer, and Hyung-Chul knew she was one of his victims.

Hong-Joo leaves for an appointment. Unfortunately, Hyung-Chul is at the doctor's office and sees her with her child. He asks the doctor, the same unethical jerk who proudly admits that he tipped off the reporter that she was dating Yo-Han. The doctor confirms that she was Choi Hong-Joo, the TV producer.

Ba-Reum and Shin Sang meet with the doctor who performed the autopsy on the burned high schooler. The doctor re-examines the evidence at Ba-Reum's request, but finds no signs of strangulation. Ba-Reum impresses Shin Sang with his knowledge of technical terms, but he becomes concerned about his own condition.

Jung Man-Ho, Soo-Jin's father, is upset to learn that Jae-Pil did not kill his daughter but took the blame to protect his son. He informs Moo-Chi that Hyung-Chul's mother attempted to kill her son before committing suicide. Jung Man-Ho provides Moo-Chi with information on how to locate Hyung-Chul's uncle for further details. The uncle reveals that he once accompanied Hyung-Chul's mother to meet someone named Daniel Lee. Later, he took her to a research institute. After that, her mind seemed blank. Moo-Chi notices some hydrangeas on a nearby hill, and Uncle says that Hyung-Chul planed them there.

Some of the flowers lost their colour, which Moo-Chi knows means there is iron in the soil. He digs up the flowers and finds a knife in the ground next to an as-yet undiscovered body.

Ba-Reum has been investigating Hyung-Chul and has reached the same conclusion that he is the one responsible for killing these women. Dong-Goo is waiting for him and is upset that Ba-Reum has not been responding to his messages about his wedding tomorrow. Dong-Goo brings a suit for Ba-Reum to try on, and he mentions that he has not heard from his fiancée, Seul-Gi. Only now does Ba-Reum recall that Hyung-Chul was present at the dinner where Dong-Goo's friend advised him not to marry Seul-Gi, and he becomes worried.

Hyung-Chul judged Seul-Gi unworthy and is now at her place, dressing her in her wedding gown and tying her up. He starts to strangle her, but Ba-Reum and Dong-Goo arrive just in time. Ba-Reum breaks into Seul-Gi's apartment and Hyung-Chul attacks him from behind. Dong-Goo calls for help. Ba-Reum turns the tables and throws Seul-Gi's veil over Hyung-Chul's face. Then, he starts hitting him repeatedly. He stops when he sees blood seeping through the white silk. Hyung-Chul manages to escape by jumping off the balcony. Ba-Reum chases him and catches up when Hyung-Chul's car collides with a truck. Hyung-Chul hides in an empty warehouse and knocks Ba-Reum unconscious when he shows up.

When Ba-Reum wakes up, his hands are tied behind his back. He keeps Hyung-Chul talking to buy time and instinctively works his hands from the knot. Hyung-Chul has confessed to the murders, including the killing of Soo-Jin when they were children. He had pretended it was an accident, and his father had easily believed him. His father even helped him disguise Soo-Jin's body to look like Park Hyun-Soo's. However, Hyung-Chul's mother had suspected something was wrong with her son. She had Daniel Lee test Hyung-Chul's DNA and learned that he is a psychopath. She had attempted to kill him but ended up dead herself.

Ba-Reum asked Hyung-Chul why he targeted Bong-Yi. Hyung-Chul responded by laughing evilly. Ba-Reum freed his hands and tackled Hyung-Chul to the ground, hittin ghim repeatedly. He asked why Hyung-Chul killed the other victims, including Halmoni, but Hyung-Chul insisted that Sung Yo-han killed him.

Suddenly, Ba-Reum saw images that could only have come from Yo-Han's brain: Halmoni lying dead in the alley and knocking over a barrel to set Soo-Ho's body on fire. Horrified, he realizes that it was indeed Sung Yo-Han. He grabs Hyung-Chul once again and strangles him as the voice in his head whispers that people like Hyung-Chul deserve to die. Ba-Reum only realizes what he has done when Hyung-Chul stops breathing.

He has become a murderer. Looking up, he sees Yo-Han standing in front of him, taunting him, "How does it feel? Isn't it exhilarating to kill a person?"

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okay so here i will post some info about capgras.

copypasted directly from his toyhouse profile sorry

name: Capgras

age: physically in his mid/late 20s, mentally ageless

gender: bigender (he/him, feminine terms)

occupation: barista

species: human physically, in his minds view of himself he is a mannequin that has come to life

Capgras is an alter in a dissociative system of four total alters. He loves fashion and makeup, and spends an incredible amount of money on his passion. Too much money. So much money he has put himself in debt multiple times. Oops!

He runs a TikTok account with a modest following where he posts his outfits and makeup pretty routinely. He is almost never caught without makeup on, even when he is in the comfort of his own room. This is because Capgras cannot recognize himself in the mirror when his face is bare, it does not feel like it belongs to him.

Capgras struggles with his identity heavily, and he does not connect with his physical appearance at all. The only way he is able to feel like himself is to put his makeup on. His comfort object is black lipstick, he is always at least wearing that and always carries a couple tubes of it on him just in case. He also routinely bleaches his hair, as he naturally has very dark brown hair.

When looking in the mirror, he often slips into depersonalization episodes. He spends long periods of time scrutinizing his face, trying to pick apart different pieces that prove he either is or is not the person he is looking at. Often he will spend minutes to hours standing in front of a mirror, sometimes crying, usually dissociating.

He is a stoner. He mostly smokes from a bowl. He owns a bong, but one of his alters (Cotard) smokes from it more and never cleans it. Capgras does not want to be the one to clean the bong, so it stays on the computer desk that his alter mostly uses. Sometimes, when he gets too high, he lies in the tub of his shower fully clothed with the water running.

[bishiglomper]

Ash had come over on the couch for pets.

Next thing I know he's over at sissy. Sitting next to her just staring.

"What are you purring for? No one's petting you."

"So get to it."

She started petting him 🤣

I'm glad he's asking for attention. Before he would only get pets if he climbed in bed with me. Which he can't do because we're keeping Bong Water in the room. Now he'll come up on the couch

And when I'm on the computer he'll come up and I just have to put my hand down and he'll cuddle tf out of it. 😙