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Sourdough in the bowl before rising:
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when the people on shark tank get into there dark backstory it always gets so awkward and tense ull have a guy come in with like a cookie cutter for grilled cheeses and a guy in a mouse costume doing a funny dance, and they’ll ask him what made him go for that and he takes off his cheese wedge hat and says “two years ago my wife got diagnosed with lung cancer and passed away and i cant afford to pay off the mortgage on the home we got together and we buried her ashes in the backyard and every night i look out the window and stare at the tree swing she used to play on laughing loudly with the sun shining through the leaves onto her face and i cant sleep i cant sleep i cant sleep i cant sleep anymore im haunted” and then every shark rejects him anyway and he walks away crying and puts the hat back on
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biden is somehow both powerless to stop this but also powerful enough to get israel to stop in the liberals mind, “don’t criticize him he cant do anything! but also trust that he’ll fix all of this 🤍 i know he’ll do the right thing in the end” u are a zombie
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“i get you don’t like trump b-but what if he does what biden is doing right now!” you are a waste of a person
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and it’s stupid bc regardless of whose doing it the palestinians want it to stop, “ppl in palestine would want it to vote for biden” no actually they want the genocide to stop they want the hospitals to stop being bombed they want their children to stop being killed they want their women to stop being kidnaped and raped biden is cosigning and funding all of that shit they hate biden bc biden is the main fucking guy backing their murder
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"Biden is trying to get Israel to stop" where. show me one single instance from the past 90 days of him doing that in the slightest
dude has been ignoring all protest and calls for ceasefire how tf is he trying to make it stop while sending more american missles over where am i
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“i get you don’t like trump b-but what if he does what biden is doing right now!” you are a waste of a person
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biden is literally funding the bombing in gaza i swear to god liberals are brain dead
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biden is literally doing what ur saying trump will do right now he is literally He’s literally sent them billions of dollars and military support there is no pushing biden left do you hear yourself
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like i cannot believe the bar we’re at is “i will not vote for someone who is pro genocide” like that’s where we are at, and then ppl look at you crazy for it “b-but if u don’t vote blue they’ll genocide the people in AMERICAAA” they have been doing that to the marginalized here for centuries and u ignore it for whatever reason but also u have a lack of compassion towards others across the globe, im not waiting to be personally affected to be disgusted, biden has been pushing laws that directly hurt the black community all my life i’ve never liked him but going on live tv and signing off on televised genocide is unforgivable and i don’t know how anyone could sleep at night knowing they helped him continue to harm innocent people just like them
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Any time a customer is telling me a story and I can't understand them/what they're talking about and I'm just nodding and agreeing and looking interested I think of this gif
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like a fly to a sticky trap
kurt cobain
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