#computer dates

[rwpohl]

greetings, brian de palma 1968

[fired-up-art]

Click click <3

I’m sooo normal about Mac and this game in general…..hella chill

I redrew their stupid fucking glasses so. many. times. But I figured it out eventually :P

Top surgery Mac because yes….I uhhh took some liberties on their footrest design and added magical armrests

[jaistraww]

Little Mac doodle dump cause I am currently going crazy over them

[azyimnothere]

Mac the computer you are💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

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Bouta lap that coolant like it's an ice cream sundae

[zephyrchama]

MC graduating from a human university.

When your name is called and you go up on stage to get your diploma, Leviathan is in the audience going wild. Waving fans with your face on them. Screaming your name. He's got a headband on that matches your outfit under the graduation robes. You wave, and the simple fanservice makes his heart race even faster.

[opendirectories]

[iamnotdirtylaundry]

mac 🫶

[outislovesgoobers]

PLEASEEEEEEEE MAKE THAT POST ABOUT GUSHING/TALKING ABOUT HECTOR I NEED IT REAL BAD. I HAVENT PLAYED THE DEMO YET WHAT DO YOU MEAN YB THE POSITION OF THE VENTS. OTIS. YOU CANT SAY THAT THEN NTO ELABORATE /lh

OH THANK GOD SOMEBODY'S FINALLY GIVEN ME AN EXCUSE OKAY-

AHEM you get another thesis. Smiles evilly. Spoilers ahead for the demo, obviously <3 ALSO NSFW, because... well it's kinda unavoidable w/ Hector, he's a bit of a freak KSJADKJ

EHEHEHEEEE OKAY I'M GONNA START W/ THE VENTS FIRST BC I FEEL LIKE THATS REALLY FUN, AND THEN SOME EXTRA RAMBLES AT THE END.

*pulls out a comedically long ruler* I have so far identified seven vents in the entire house, not limited to :

Across from your desk, where he can blink sweetly at you while you work,

Dining room - surprisingly none in the kitchen! Perhaps one of the few Big Rooms (tm) where there is not a vent,

Living room, where he cannot watch TV bc of the angle, but he CAN watch YOU watch TV AKSDFJAKSF,

Downstairs bathroom,

UPSTAIRS bathroom,

Home gym, placed sort-of-opposite the treadmill,

And of course, the bedroom, in a simply precarious position KJASDKASJDA

I will let you digest and process this as you will 🫡 godspeed soldier(s), this absolutely fucked me up when I first realized it. This little freak is almost inescapable, except for the kitchen and smaller rooms (closets, laundry room).

OKIE NOW I GET TO YELL SOME MORE ABOUT SOME OTHER STUFFS >:) EHEHE.

oughhhwobuoubuogurgurb <- dying. he feels so bad about accidentally making you feel bad w/ his weirdo reaction

This moment is just so sweet to me. He keeps going after, too, talking about how he will "Make up for that, (...) I will do so much for you, as I always have" EEEEEE <3333 he's a freak but he's a SWEET freak and that's my favourite flavour of freak

ALSO! Note his vent's temperature changing depending on his mood! Ice-y for angry or upset, and steam (the love hearts!!) for when he's happy/in-love! AAAAAA!!!

I need to hit him with a car. What do you mean when you say those words you say. He truly goes on like this for a Hot Minute, about how he wants you to control him AND wants you to understand how much that means to him. Wh.

It's just really fun bc I feel like usually this Genre (tm) of character is more dom-leaning, it's so cute + funny to have one who's a massive sub!

It's also crazy that this conversation happens on the SECOND DAY!!!!! HE'S GOING WHOLE-HOG 2 DAYS IN!!!!

So funny to think about him during the evening of day one, pacing (crawling???) through the vents, being like 'okay. okay. alright. Hector, you're gonna be So Normal with them tomorrow' only to pull out THIS!!!! AAASKDJFSKAFJDKSJFSD

this isn't directly about Hector, HOWEVER I also love Fantina and this line has be going crazy.

what did she say

what did she mean

What did she huh when she wuh

Fan club... FAN club... do we think Fantina and Hector just hang out and talk about you??? 😭😭😭 is it just the two of them, or are there more??? I love these two sm. Squeezing them so tight.

I also love the pun! Like if we think about it, an HVAC is just a bigger fan!

I am not immune to silly jokes. Thank u to the devs, this cracks me up.

anyways he it LITERALLY baby and I cannot wait to meet him properly in a few weeks. Getting up on a step-stool to bite his hands.

[disturbedchatte]

MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC

RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[trans-kevin-juice]

silly headcannon: i like to think that the dateables only know how to swim if they are able to safely float in water in their object form

tiny objects like chance the d20 and rebel the rubber duck can swim just fine, meanwhile objects like mac the computer and sophia the safe will have more trouble knowing how to swim

[jays-bookmarks]

Good Enough for You (Mac x gn!reader)

I can't believe I'm writing fanfic about my computer.............

anyway this is based on my actual computer in real life which does indeed overheat for no reason so hello valdivian I'm waiting for my dateviators so I can smooch my macbook

Summary: Mac had always been good enough for you, so what made them say such a thing? Words: 731 Warnings: light angst but it's hurt/comfort. slight canon divergence in that Mac is a macbook (yes I am a wretched apple user) and that apple + youtube are mentioned by name

"And more importantly, I'm finally going to be good enough for you."

You stopped swiveling in your chair and turned to stare at them. Mac looked back with an expectant smile. When you only furrowed your brow in response, their expression fell. They seemed to be scrambling for something else to say, but before they could, you spoke first.

"Mac… you've always been good enough for me."

Mac seemed to freeze for a moment, eyes widening as a blush began to spread on their face. The whirring of the computer fans suddenly kicking up was the only sound that broke the resulting silence. You stayed quiet, giving them time to process your words.

When Mac finally spoke, their voice had lost their usual note of enthusiasm.

"But… you were looking to buy another computer…" they said.

This time it was your turn to freeze. You had indeed been thinking of buying a new computer a few years back. It was after you had finally taken your current computer to the repair shop to see what exactly was causing the CPU to heat up so dramatically just from normal internet browsing. The techs couldn't find any physical damage, and their stress tests didn't reveal any unexpectedly high temperatures. Their reports had left you wondering if perhaps you simply needed a new machine. After all, you had purchased this computer before you even started college…

But now you knew the reason behind Mac's overheating CPU. And also, it seemed, the reason behind their insistence on this system update.

"Oh, Mac… that was—I didn't mean—" you took a breath, trying to organize your thoughts into something more coherent. "I just couldn't figure out why you were running so hot when I wasn't doing anything more than watching youtube videos. I thought maybe you were just… getting old. And, well, you know how impossible it is to repair apple devices when they started soldering everything to the motherboard…"

Mac didn't respond, only kept their gaze fixed to the ground. You bit your lip. What else could you say to them? That you hadn't considered their feelings because, up until now, you hadn't known that they had any? But still, you had agonized over that decision, and ultimately couldn't bring yourself to make the purchase. It felt like abandoning a dear friend, one who had been with you throughout college and the first years of your true adult life.

Finally, you stood and crossed the small distance between the two of you. Mac's pensive gaze turned into one of shock when you knelt down beside them and took their hand in yours. You smiled gently when you heard their fans start up again.

"Mac, I'm sorry I made you feel inadequate," you said. "You've always been good enough for me. More than enough. I couldn't just replace you… it felt wrong."

Mac took a shaky breath. Your guilt from earlier sank its claws deeper into your chest as you noticed tears gathering in Mac's eyes. When they next spoke, it was in a quiet, trembling voice that broke your heart.

"I thought…" they squeezed your hand, as if trying to reassure themself that you wouldn't leave. "…when you stopped updating my operating system, I thought… you were already done with me, and you just didn't have the money for a new computer yet…"

"No—" You sat up to look them in the eyes properly. "I stopped updating because I knew apple deliberately slowed down older devices with each new OS. I wanted to keep you as long as I could."

If you hadn't already been staring at Mac so intently, you would've missed the slight hitch in their breath when you spoke your last words. Tentatively, you reached up to touch their cheek. They flinched, then raised their own hand to cover your own. On the table beside you, the fans on the computer hummed ever louder.

"You… really mean it?" Mac said.

"Of course." You smiled. "Where else am I gonna find another computer like you? Now that I know you're not actually on your deathbed with that overheating CPU, we've still got a long road ahead… together."

"…Together," Mac repeated. They let out a breathy laugh before turning aside to wipe their eyes. "You have no idea how happy I am to hear that…"

"I'll say it as many times as you like."

[artsandstoriesandstuff]

PUTERS!!!!

And also meet Clem (they/it)!! I finally got its design down.

(Please reblog or comment if you can!!! I'm super proud of these (plus they took 2 hours out of my life lmao))

[fired-up-art]

Date Everything has me in a fucking chokehold.

I love this game and all of its unreasonably attractive household objects.

There’s more art to come, this shit has infested me. Some is uhhh.. heheehe spicayyyy

[louiesselfshipramblings]

I didn't realize just how much better Mac's redesign was until I saw their old chair compared to their new chair back-to-back. Like, not just looking more befitting for a dedicated wheelchair user, but generally a better design overall. Looks a lot more solid and put together. (Old design on the left)

[azyimnothere]

INTERNETTTT!! TELL THE NURSE I'M AWAKE AND MADE MORE MAC SKETCHES RAHH

Close-ups for my blind bitches 💕💕💕

I love you all so much I could tickle you to death

[zephyrchama]

Leviathan waved the screen of his DDD in front of your face. He had finally achieved an impressive full rhythm combo in extreme hell mode. Twinkling particle effects and triumphant background music accompanied this feat.

"It was only a matter of time," he gloated. "I knew if I kept at it, I'd get the perfect combo eventually. I actually have, like, really good reflexes, you know? Probably some of the best in existence. They didn't promote me to admiral for noth-- aah!!"

The boasting was interrupted when Beelzebub walked up and swatted him in the forehead. While Beelzebub looked calm, a flood of emotions washed over Leviathan's face. Hurt, betrayal, anger, panic, and above all, confusion.

"What was that for!?" he yelled, rubbing at the red bump just starting to swell under his bangs.

"I was testing your reflexes," Beelzebub said. "You said they were fast."

Leviathan scoffed. "Well, I wasn't ready! I was too distracted by my full combo to really notice... A-anyway! I know I favor RPGs, but just so you know, I'm also pretty high ranking when it comes to FPS games. So I know I can handle-"

Beelzebub smacked his brother in the shoulder. Straight-on, in full view. Leviathan did not dodge. He stayed completely still and only moved once the blow had already striked his shoulder. He stared at his younger brother in disapproval with wide eyes and a deep frown.

"Beel. What gives?"

"Levi, your reflexes suck," Beelzebub observed.

Leviathan growled, "I just wasn't in the zone, ok!? If you had gotten a full combo on extreme hell mode, I know you'd be open to attacks, too!"

"No, I'm pretty sure you just suck. My reflexes are way better."

"Please don't fight," you sighed. "You both have great reflexes for different situations."

"Mine are better," Beelzebub said at the same time Leviathan insisted, "Mine are the best!"