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Oh my godddd do I need ur advice Cassssssssss! So in my friend group with have this mildly sexist joke, of whenever an annoying man does something irritating, we say “ugh men suck”. I am conscious that an “ugh women suck” would offend our group and therefore we’re hypocritical, but to be fair, we say it when men randomly sexualise us, they say it when women cry… so? Anyway, the other day, me (im a girl btw), and two of my other friends were hanging out in town. Ones a girl and ones a boy.
And this guy walks past and catcalls us, and my friend rolls her eyes and goes “ugh men fucking suck”. And my guy friend (who btw him and our other guy friend have said they’re fine with these jokes as long as we don’t act like they’re a part of it? u know) jokingly goes “ouch”. It’s a joke. I knew it was a joke and laughed. He’s respectful and kind and sweet and the type of guy to agree that that type of guy SUCKS.
BUT MY FRIEND goes; “Oh not you, you don’t count. You’re not a real guy.”
He’s trans.
And I wanted to punch her.
OF FUCKING COURSE HES A GUY. He literally put more effort into being a guy than any other guy you’ve ever met. All other guys are born having to be guys. He had to put the effort in to be called a guy. He’s more guy than any other guy.
But I didn’t punch her or correct her because knowing my guy friend, I knew he wouldn’t want to bring it up. He sort of looked at me, and me at him, and then there was an awkward silence before we went back to normal.
So we walk home and drop him off at his place and I give him a look, roughly translates to “is it cool if I bring up earlier to her and tell her she made u uncomfty.” and he gives me a look that’s sort of like “u know I hate talking abt this stuff but I don’t want that to happen again so sure, thanks”.
So we’re walking, its just us two now, and as we go I say, “Hey mind if we talk abt something u said today, I don’t think you meant it this way but I think it upset *my guy friend”
And she says sure and looks kinda confused. So I bring up the whole, you’re not a real guy, thing. And she says she didn’t mean it that way.
So I say, “You know I think you’re really lovely, and it was an accident and all, just for future reference, saying he’s not a real guy, it can cause dysphoria. So he feels like you’re rejecting him being trans and being a guy.”
And she’s goes “But he’s not a guy. He was a girl first so he gets it.” And I go “But he’s always felt like a guy and now he’s presenting as a guy and using male pronouns, so you saying he’s not a real guy is upsetting for him”.
And she goes “But he’s like us so he’s not a real guy.”
So I go “What? He doesn’t have a dick, is that it?” (i’m getting a lil defensive at this point, i’ve known my guy friend for YEARS and she’s a newer friend of like this year- and before this point very lovely, so i’m like confused and annoyed) then i say “Or is it that he’s nice. Did you mean he’s nice, like *our other guy friend who btw isn’t trans*. Not the type to catcall ppl?”
And she goes “Yeah. That. But like, if you think of a guy, you think the sort of body type right? He has our body or whatever. I’m not saying he’s not a guy. Just not a full guy.”
So I go, “No. No he is a ‘full’ guy. He’s as much guy as any other guy. And if you say he’s not- look my point is that saying that sort of thing really upsets him so please don’t in the future.”
And SHE GOES “Well if he has a problem he can tell me himself”.
GIRL WHAT THE FUCK? Okay look, I love my friends. And i’m not often the type to choose sides because a lot of arguments at 18 are petty ones. But I won’t be friends with this girl if I know she’s going to be transphobic and make one of my closest friends uncomfortable. Even if she doesn’t realise she’s being a transphobe.
So I say “please look this up so you understand why it would upset him. He doesn’t like to talk abt this stuff, but it bothers him”.
And she goes “how do you know it bothers him if he doesn’t talk abt it.”
And yes this could be genuine, if she finds it tough to read emotions on ppls faces, so I tried to be fair in answering.
I go, “Well, he seemed upset when you said it. And that sort of comment has been said to him before, and in private he’s mentioned that he doesn’t like it.”
We’ve had long talks abt the way it bothers him. But she doesn’t need to know that. He hates talking to ppl he’s not really close to abt this stuff since they can swerve any second (like this girl now).
So she goes “If he can tell u, why can’t he tell me?” And I go “He’s just more comfortable around me since we’ve known each other so long.”
(i would like to add in here, we are very good friends but also not the type to leave ppl out. She didn’t have a “reason” for her comment or a reason to be mad. We were all chatting all day. Never left her out. Just because we’ve known her less long, it didn’t bother me or him. There was no duo in a trio thing all day- I only brought up our closer relationship now since it seemed like a good way to explain it to her)
And she goes “Oh my god so you knew him before he transitioned then? What’s his deadname?”
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK!
I go silent. Then I say “I’ve known him a long time.” And then I go silent again and she doesn’t say anything and we walk the remaining like two- three minutes to her place. My house is like five minutes from there, it’s the exact way so it’s not like I could’ve gone a dif route.
So yeah. That happened.
So I text my guy friend once i’m home and give him the debrief.
He ends up deciding he doesn’t want to make this a thing. She’s friends with our bigger group- which is like 9-10 ppl- so he doesnt want to cause anything, even tho they’d all happily explain why she’s being a transphobe. He said he didn’t want her to feel ganged up on.
HES TOO NICE. WHAT THE HELL.
So I text him; “if she says anything else transphobic i’ll do my best to explain it to her and have her stop but if it becomes more than one more comment I think we should consider her friendship cause I know you’ll be uncomfortable and I don’t want to be friends with a transphobe.”
So yeah. Look I get that partly it’s not fair. She wasn’t raised somewhere where they’d teach her this stuff. She doesn’t understand that she’s being transphobic. But also, she should look this stuff up and listen when I tell her, instead of disregarding me when i’m tryna help.
But I also really want to get through to her. But most importantly I want my guy friend to be comfortable around his friends. But he’s way to nice to bring up what she said to everyone else (they would not approve either).
Hi!
Oh, wow.
Okay, first, I want to commend you for approaching this where you're trying not to make your guy friend uncomfortable while still being an ally. Genuinely, it sounds like you're a fantastic friend, and you're trying hard to listen to his needs.
This is so hard, because at first, I was like- oh! The other friend is just ignorant. A lot of people who make comments like that are ignorant, and like...even as a trans person, I can see the twisted way of thinking that ted to those comments.
But then, after being gently and kindly corrected, the friend doubled down, and THAT is the problem.
People are allowed to make mistakes, especially when they may have been raised with a set of views. But to double down like that is where I take issue, and I think you're right to take issue as well.
HOWEVER:
This is first and foremost, your guy friend's battle. If he doesn't want to make a big deal out of it, you need to respect his wishes. You're absolutely correct (and very smart by realizing) that these comments can cause dysphoria, which is awful. But it could be that your guy friend wants to cope with that by not acknowledging it. And that's valid.
So I think the right thing to do is to not bring this specific issue up unless he asks. But if your other friend says generally transphobic things, I think it's okay to correct them if you feel comfortable. So like, if your other friend says "'Guy friend' is emotional like a girl." then I would wait for your guy friend's permission to say something. But if she says like.. "Trans people should have to go to the bathroom of their gender assigned at birth," then you can speak up. You can also choose on your own to take space from this other friend.
You can also be there for your guy friend by reminding him that you know those comments are not okay, and you support him however he needs.
I know it's a lot to think about, but I really think you're doing a great job. Write back with updates! I'm naming you commendable anon in case you do!
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WEEE NEED A DOCTOR!!! These bones are TWISTED!! Contorted, even..!! Elongated??? HORRIFIC.
#ask avjverse#anon asks#fresh#sansyfresh#fresh!sans#snap#therapist!swap#the sansational sleep specialist and therapist snap#commendable effort fresh#its the thought that counts#yellow event#smile infection
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i think toasty is great. i would like hold them like the blessed virgin mary cradles the mortal body of jesus christ after his descent from the cross.
great idea for easter bp art. thank you
#UNTO BLOOMBOT#I COMMEND MY SPIRIT#bp ask#anon ask#nakedtoaster#if i get smited for this all my assets are to be burned with me
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Oooh, definitely glee for the fandom asks! <3
Always with the hornets' nests with these ones, I see! Though i don't think there's a fandom out there that isn't in some way a hornets' nest once it gets large enough... hm. Alright. I'm just gonna be as honest as i can be about this, and tag accordingly.
Glee:
my favourite female character: augh. argh. ouph. so difficult. so hard. Since I'm working off of half-remembered show and half recently-rewatched show... its a tossup. Mercedes, Santana, Quinn. Probably Mercedes. She did nothing wrong ever in her entire life <3 well okay maybe except that one time she smashed kurt's car windows (but it was a banger song, though). Can't say Santana because of the Biphobia TM and other things like excessive use of bigotry-based insults, and Quinn. Oh god girl. Cheating is not cool! Funnily enough! So I find them really interesting but 'favourite' is hard to say. Mercedes. Mercedes for sure <3
my favourite male character: Blaine sam blaine sam blaine sam yes. I am imitating ripping petals off of flowers and coming to a conclusion based on which is the last name i said. So I guess that means Sam! But really this is a tie.
my favourite book/season/etc: Mannnnn idk. I don't like shows for seasons as-a-whole. Also i could not tell you what happened in any given season if you held a gun to my head. I'm not good at that. The only shows i know 'seasons' of are Buffy and Teen Wolf because i've watched them like 100000000000 times (exaggeration) for various reasons (mostly fanfiction research).
my favourite episode (if its a tv show): I can tell you my LEAST favourite episode (blame it on the alcohol, thank you Kurt king of biphobia! this is a persona foible it's not the worst episode in the show. by far. by far. it's kind of an average one. I'm just angry at it.) BUT er. Favourite? Idk. Genuinely some of the earlier Kurt-centric stuff was really well done (his convo with Burt... <3) and the Quinn giving birth accompanied by bohemian rhapsody was obviously iconic, but if I'll be honest I couldn't name any episodes of this show (other than That One previously stated, anyway). And yeah most of the time they were named after song titles and No i don't remember those song titles either. I'm just so bad at this. My memory is that of a goldfish's being haphazardly bounced around on a sieve.
my favourite cast member: it would be really funny if I said Demi Lovato [she counts!] but the truth is N/A: i don't know these people !!! They are strangers!! (i don't. follow celebrities. at all. I couldn't even name most of them. They're just people doing a job and their lives are irrelevant to me beyond their ability to perform that job well. I do not need to know where they live and what coffee they drink. Stalker shit tbh. I'm kind of a very private person myself, so rpf-adjacent stuff just... creeps me out. I've never watched a single cast interview in my lifetime and I'm not about to start!)
my favourite ship: Difficult to say! Grave and obvious lie. Blam. It's blam. Quintana is a close runner up though Santana really needs to stop dating people who cheat on the regular (I'll accept Quinn has grown enough not to do this by the time a Quintana coupling would be viable - and satisfying in terms of character arcs - narratively speaking).
a character I’d die defending: Blaine Anderson did something wrong for sure but like Kurt did it first so shrugs. Cancels out. Bad for each other! Case closed!
a character I just can’t sympathize with: genuinely don't remember if I had one of those the first time around because I was like 10 and just didn't pay attention if I didn't care, but Terri and her racist self take that 'prize' this time, alongside the obvious predator in the room [original choir teacher. Sandy? I forget his name immediately after hearing it. He doesn't deserve to be remembered]. Also JBI is just.... a yikes character all around. I mean, he's a blatant stereotype for one, in a the people who wrote this person don't like jews kind of way. Unfortunately common stereotype too, for the era, so not only is he that, he's also lazy. Just a one-note pervert who's the butt of various antisemitic 'jokes' you've heard from era-peer shows a million times over, tired and awful and a sour reminder of bigotry that continues to this day. Really regrettable character who's lack of redeeming qualities was probably purposeful. (I know Rachel and tina are also jewish, but this comes up very rarely and mostly only when santana needs to say something kind of fucked up, as is her modus operandi, for 'comic relief'. Tina's jewish-ness wasn't even canon for several seasons, because she didn't have a surname or a family or anything resembling complex character depth for several seasons. The one time I really remember Rachel's religion being important was when she was pressuring Kurt into believing in some kind of god, which??? don't do that. Bad example. Trying to guilt trip a friend into faith sucks. I take back what i said earlier Mercedes did that too. Boo. Girls try again that was a bad showing all around. Though i have no idea why Kurt went the acupuncture route as his 'secular' option but i think that has to do a lot with the writers doing literally no research ever once in their lives (you can tell they don't by the way they write the football segments of the show, which make no sense according to football fans who watch Glee, of which there are numerous because real life isn't like fiction where you can only like music or sports. Most of the kids in my school year were doing the most of everything ever if they were the 'popular' ones - we do that differently; popularity isn't really based on who know know; for some bizzare reason literally everyone knew who I was? Even people I'd never spoken to?? - but more about like... how much you can do, I guess. Overachievers, but I'm not saying that negatively; these people were generally - generally - very nice, and surprisingly chill for people who had no spare time whatsoever. I'm not entirely sure when they slept; A* across the board, at least one sport, at least one instrument, several extracurriculars, parties every weekend, dozens of friends and an s.o. . Eh? Way too much going on. Scary lifestyle! Impressive burnout rate, probably. Er. Tangent! Back to the scheduled programming).) There's uhhhh there's a lot of bad characters on the show, but i'd say Sandy and Terri and her equally but more loudly racist sister are truly completely irredeemable ones. Like they're not interesting or anything, they're just there to be narrative annoyances (which, in the case of Sandy specifically, is insane. Arrest that man!!! He has actively sexually assaulted minors!!!).
a character I grew to love: difficult to say because I tend to just make an opinion and stick to it. Also i don't remember who i liked at first and who i didn't, this show came out when i was eight. I didn't watch it until I was a little older than that, of course, but I frankly have spotty memory until my late teens, so! I'm not sure!! Quinn, probably. Pink-hair-era Quinn helped me understand her more, and seeing the moments of kindness hidden behind practical cruelty, when you understand her family and situation, makes things make a lot more sense. It takes a lot to get me to sympathise with a cheater, but I can see where Quinn was getting all turned around in her head about life because of her upbringing and socialisation, not to mention the profoundly negative impact cheerios had on her mentally and that the school's culture in general was not exactly a breeding ground for empathy and optimism.
my anti otp: can you tell (klaine). I don't dislike Kurt!!! Please let him have a fun chillaxed boyfriend in new york with his vogue friends. But also please stop attempting to control other people's diets thank you!! Thank you!! I'm of mixed feelings. Blaine and Kurt both did at least one bad, relationship-ending thing, and proved over and over again that they just weren't on the same wavelength in regards to life goals and ways of living it. They can't even share the same living space, which is kind of required for a functional marriage. I don't know, it just seems like they settled for their first proper, serious boyfriend even if that's not really the best match, and I... wish they'd just got to see more of life first, you know? They got married at like 20! Or something! I'm 23, I cannot imagine getting married at 20. That's a baby. Let them live first!
(same for Santana and Brittney, imo. I also don't really like them together because Santana and Brittney have very different ideas regarding monogamy, which is just never going to go down well in the long run. If your girl cheats on you like twenty times and tells you to your face its not cheating in her view of things, but you think it is, break up with her because you'll just make each other miserable. Brittney sort of seems incapable of feeling guilt but if she were, this kind of moral pressure would be Not Good, and obviously Santana isn't comfortable with the idea and doesn't have to be!! Just move on!!! Find other people!!!! Don't marry your first girlfriend if you've broken up like ten times this is simple!!!! Please!!!! But Klaine wins out over Brittana because - in my opinion, glee fandom please do not persecute me, I am known for this specific thing - I see... interactions that verge on abusive between Klaine that I don't see in Brittana. So. Oof? Ex; use of public perception to disguise attack; deliberately hurting Blaine in a stage-combat fencing match (you are not meant to make actual contact in these) and thus using Blaine's own dislike of making his difficulties common knowledge against him in order to 'punish' him. This is no good! Don't do this!!.[Also just to err vaguepost about a comment.... that is. not. what i would call passive aggressive. Physically attacking someone with a sword - no matter the type of sword, fencing foils hurt just as much, they're just not stab-you sharp... er, these days - is just straight-up aggressive.]).
Note that negative things stick in the mind better than positive ones; on a rewatch I may well alter my opinion!
But also I'm really, really stubborn. So it's not likely. Klaine.
#how the fuck do i tag this#glee#glee shite#ask game#anti-klaine#anti-brittana#anti-kurt#though it isn't because i do like him genuinely one of the better characters. he just... doesn't treat blaine great because they're#fundamentally incompatible romantically. and that's fine! but taking this out on each other isn't.#augh. i hate talking about controversial shit a;lksfja;slkf i used to get So Scared of anon hate mobs you have no idea#if i thought something could get that i simply would never ever not one even dare to think it. let alone say it online in a private forum#(dms with my friends) or god forbid a public post#so. this is growth!#you could say i just got a really weird form of catholic guilt about dissenting from public opinion when i was like 14. you'd also probably#be correct! As I was catholic. And all. Not very devout mind you (did not. go to church.) but still#anyways.#... there's so much i could say about brittany as a character but i'd have to rewatch to make sure i was being accurate about her.#so much that isn't exactly glowing commendation. to be clear.#augh. this show gives me so many very very mean thoughts about it. because it does things so very meanly most of the time#it handles beaste well. Coach Beaste is great. 11/10 character#but so much other stuff it gets just so wrong. just so wrong#(also i never finished the show. actually like genuinely i just missed a whole portion of it. so if they fuck up Beaste at some point I hav#not seen I'll be really really mad.)#(I found out about some of the later events-second hand. i don't 100% know how the brittana marriage goes down but i just... don't like it#as a concept. like at all. they're too young and too unstable for that shit.)#(basically; towards the end i was still watching the show on tv. so i missed whole swathes of episodes thanks to how tv works. do not miss#that headache!)#augh. i should shut up now and go to bed. midnight.)#<3 thanks for the ask! Hope i didn't say anything you disagree with too strongly...
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Do you stand with Palestine or are you conplicit in a genocide?
I stand with Palestine.
#look anon#i get what youre trying to do#and commend you#but if you want /real/ answers#dont ask leading questions#blogs that dont know whats going on#and dont actually care#will take the obvious lead and look at the answer you obviously want#and it leads to#uninformed people who dont actually care#feeling good about their answer#even if theyve done nothing to help Palestinians#anon#spotify#spotify official#ask spotify
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there's a youtuber, choopo, who just finished a video series on Wizard101 lore and said he said he might do a Pirate101 video in the future
I don't watch Wizard101 videos (unless they're memes) so I'm not familiar with choopo or any W101 youtubers/streamers. Putting them here for anyone interested, though:
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I'm happy to hear a P101 lore video is being considered!! Would love to see it made! Pirate101 definitely deserves a thorough look into its story + lore, and it would help people take a look at the game, I think!
#ask#wizard101#w101#chopoo#youtube#i also do not watch p101 videos or streamers#so im really behind and not knowledgeable on this stuff#but i commend the dedication of compiling a big video series like this!#would love to see it for pirate#thanks for telling me anon!#anonymous
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I saw you like byler. And I am sorry to ask this but do you support Noah schnapp? If so, I just need to know so I can stop reading your stuff. Sorry.
oh absolutely NOT that mans is a piece of shit. trust i absolutely hate that mans and the way hes been acting and his zionism is fucking appalling.
i do not at all support him and anyone reading this who DOES support noah or isreal: you are not welcome here
#ask#anon#m speaks#i havent said much on this blog about everything because its mainly my writing blog#but just so we’re all clear: free palestine. end of discussion#i love that u were ready to stop reading my stuff#i commend u and ur absolutely right
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I see you draw the Thicc but do you draw thicc spicy? 👀👀👀👀
LO L I do draw spicy content from time to time in fact I’m working on a delightful Rung piece right now. But posting nsfw content is getting harder and harder. So I have a iykyk place post it and that’s about it. No spicy on main sorry. But I will tease it :3
#friend recently got commed to draw Ratchet and man Rung deserve similar action ya know?#asks#anon#I commend the folks bold and brave enough to post their spice freely#yall are heroes 🙏
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"shy" anon,
hehe good. im glad you feel special. it is a very big project, and ive made a little bit of headway with writing it. its a 12 book series, multi-chapter, NOT short stories. i have the entire thing planned out from front to back. no need to be intimidated by that. im just me. unless youre talking about the project, then i get it. it is a lot to look at all at once. it kind of took on a mind of its own and became something i wasnt really expecting. on top of that, i also have plans to go to film school within a few years, with the goal of making all my own books into movies someday. hopefully at NAIT in edmonton. if they have the course that ive been eyeing.
we are fairly familiar with each other, yes. ive been hyper aware about my tags and how i word things, wondering if youll catch any similarities to my messages lol and this is definitely fun. a lot of fun.
as for music, i also listen to bit of everything. recently its been a combination of metal (at the moment a lot of deathcore and metalcore specifically) and blues/jazzy sexy stuff. dont really know how else to describe it lol. same reason you mentioned, it scratches that itch just the right way. other than those its hozier, bad omens, teddy swims, yebba, sooooo many others my mind is kind of blanking. this is super random, but i found a youtube page that makes versions of songs as if it was the medieval times. the one they did of eminem is fuckin fire lmao its called "bardcore". i do listen to some pop artists but these days they just dont hold my attention like it used to.
i am so excited for you to go to your first one!! thatll be so exciting.
in the last two years ive gone to quite a few concerts/events with live music. in 2022 i saw shawn mendes in edmonton, which was a big deal, his music got me through a really hard time. and last year was the most jam packed concert wise. i saw ed sheeran in toronto, halestorm and volbeat in saskatoon, and then went to pride-fest in edmonton and saw hyphen hyphen. theyre more of a pop-rock group form france, and the vocalist is insane, i highly recommend checking them out. then in december of 2023 i also saw talk at winterfest. i was in the front row for that and it was so worth the -10 weather.
some of the details are sounding familiar, I just can't quite pin down what and for who... you're safe for now anon ;3
having full creative control over your stories like that would be the dream, hey? like getting to write AND take the lead on your own film adaptations? PRODUCERS HATE THEM for this 1 SIMPLE TRICK (film school). also I didn't know that NAIT offered courses like film!! I've met people that have gone through graphic design over there, but it's cool that there's more accessible creative courses like that available. I'm doing my degree at [the other large university in town that is not UofA], and sometimes I feel like it would have been more practical to go the technical college route ;w;
you're really in it for the long haul then!! a 12 novel series sounds like a hell of a time/creative energy investment, so I'm sure it'll be incredibly worth the final outcome!
ALSO YES I'VE HEARD OF BARDCORE LMAOO ITS ACTUALLY GOOD!!? I played d&d in high school, so I appreciate the kinda shitposty chaos vibes lol.
Do you have any live music plans for next year? Sounds like you're down for a pretty large variety in artists/experiences, so I'm sure there's something that'll catch your eye :P
#@ tumblr user sid ivys-thick-juicy-thighs i commend you for handling the simpening so well. because i have 1 anon and am gonna explode /lh#the tables have tabled so it seems#idk if u follow/know them but yeah. it was fun to be a /pos lil shit in the asks but ooh boy is it something else to taste your own medicin#okay side note since that reminded me of something i was gonna ask earlier: is this shy anon crush in the asks thing a recent development?#more so for my own curiosity. don't answer/acknowledge if thats not comfortable! i'm still a tad shocked that this is happening lol#anyways i am going to sleep!! have a good time zone and i hope u stay warm and cozy as it starts to get capital-c Cold :3#askkiel#anon.ask#shy anon.ask#okay edit: obviously the asks are a recent thing lol sorry brain is soup
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Did you know that the toon Marshmallow's Last Stand had subliminal messages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWJynWzgn4I
I dunno, it seems pretty overt.. especially the screaming red guy part
#I commend you for trying at least anon#& for anyone who opens the link it is just a clip from that toon w a screamer at the end
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Hi, rat anon here again! Your response to my last ask has given me just. SO many thoughts about a post juanaphlipa confrontation. Let me set the scene:
It’s been about two, three months since juanaphlipa’s death? Mariana doesn’t know. They say time heals all wounds but he’s become so lost in his grief he can barely keep track of it. He barely keeps track of a lot of things these days. Doesn’t eat, doesn’t sleep, just throws himself into being spiderman because maybe if he were better juanaphlipa would still be it helps. But he’s getting sloppy. Taking more hits, landing less in return. And it’s fine! He’s fine. Maybe if he weren’t so careless he would have noticed it sooner. The flash of green out of the corner of his eye, the claw marks, the ooze on his windowsill- maybe he didn’t want to notice. Until he’s not. It’s not even one of his main rouges gallery - just some up and comer trying to make a name for himself by putting Mariana in the ground. And he thinks this is it. End of the line. Bleeding out while some asshole talks about… bananas, maybe? The blood loss is making it pretty hard to understand if he’s being honest. So it takes him a minute to realize banana guy’s talking to someone else.
“Hey, this one’s mine, so back-“ a green blur cuts him off. And then the screaming starts. A lot of screaming. So, despite the hole in his side, Mariana pushes himself up, ready to face his new opponent please let this one finish it. He just wants to see juanaphlipa again. Only to be greeted by an unexpected sight. There, in all his bulked up slimy glory, stands his ex-roommate. And he looks pissed.
He knew, theoretically, that Slime was dangerous. He ate people! But this is different. Brutality on an unfathomable scale. He watches his former best friend - where did he even come from? - tear the wannabe villain into pieces. And when the noises stop, and Slime turns, stalking towards him, he thinks, oh. This is it. A fitting retribution for failing to protect his niece, he supposes. Should have expected Slime’s revenge. But then the slime retracts, and then Charlie, his Charlie, is barreling towards him and cradling his face in his hands.
“Are you okay? How bad did he hurt you? Do you need the hospital? Is-”
Mariana cuts him off. ��Charlie? Wha- are you crying?”
He is. He looks panicked too, but Mariana can’t imagine why. Surely he’d be happy to see the end of spiderman? But- “Why am I- you’re all I have left, Mariana!”
It pierces through his thoughts like a lightning bolt. He stares into Charlie’s eyes looking for deception, and finds nothing but sincerity and devotion. He feels hands tighten on his shoulders.
“You’re all I have left.” A slightly manic gleam enters Charlie’s eyes. “And nothing is going to take you away from me.”
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Holy shit rat anon!!!!!!
There’s a ringing in Mariana’s ears as Charlie rambles to himself in circles, she thinks she’s about to pass out from the blood loss before what Charlie says next is sharp against the white noise.
"i've found a way to bring Flippa back to us."
#insane writing rat anon I commend thee#these cubitos are gripping each other’s faces and covered in blood#<- favourite brand of queerness#btw there will be Consequences if they manage to revive Flippa#this isn’t some deus ex machima#slimeriana#spiderman au#slimecicle#el mariana#juanaflippa#my art#my fanart#rat anon#ask#qsmp#qsmp au#mcyt#now they can be insane freaks together <3
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HEY LOVERBOY 🫵
YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT THE [[Rizz]]
YOU took the DE@L, and you will get FREE EXPEDITED SHIPPING on FUNI PICTURS to your [heart-pounding] LOVE LETTERS from my [[REDACTED]] STRAIGHT TO YOUR PO[s] BOX!!!!!!!!!!
HOPE YOU'RE $)%(*ING PROUD OF YOURSELF YOU LITTLE
Į̧̨̙̐̋̀̀ ̡̨̢̭ͣͩ͠ṉ͛̀͟͢͞ȩ̴̖̾̿ͯ̀̕v̵̵̧͈ͦͬͧͦ́e̢ͣ̓͟͏̷͍r̢̠ͩ͐̕͟͠ ̷̴̢̞ͧ̈́̆͠ŗ̛̝̌̾͛̀̚͡é̵̷͉̈͌̕͢c̡̟ͣͮͯ̀͜͜e̴̙ͨ͘͜͠ì̡͏̸̴̦v̋̂́͡҉̧͉e̽҉҉̧̗́ḓ̵̨̧̔ͩ̅͢ ̴̡̲̓̽͆͢͝ȃ̡̡͌҉̵̼n̷̘ͥ̽̕͜͝y͂̋҉̷̶̛̻ṱ̷̢ͥ̆̚͢͜h̛͌̐͏̶̛ͅiͪ͆҉̨̰͜͡n̷͐͊͂̅͘͟��͓ģ̴̘̐̄͒͞͠ ̷̶̡̻ͬ̏̏̇͝a̷̶̷̠ͦ̿̽͡s̶̷̹ͫ̕͜ ͨ͗́́҉̵̪r̃̚҉̢̰̕͡o̴̸̝ͤͮ͊ͨ͡͞m̸̛ͫ̍ͦ͟͏͚a̢̛̗̅́͠nͥ͆͢͏̪̀́t̵̴̵̰ͩͮͥ͠i̧̜ͦ́̍ͩ́͜͢c̦̍ͮ́́͝͡ ̴̧̺͒͐͊̿͢͝aͦ͐̌͛͜͏͏̸̤s̛͚ͧ̈́̀́͘ ̧̛̙ͣ̏͟͡t̸̵͓͗͞͠h̷̨̨̛̰̏͛̔͊e̸̢̡̅͋̐̄͢ͅs̡̗̎̓̕͟͝e̷̢̢̧͍̎̆ ̡͑̇̌͗͏̛͈͘i̴̸̡̻̾͠ṉ̵̡͆͟͟ ̵͓̑͜͡͝m̧̘͛ͨ͟͝͝y̸̶̯͆͝͞ ̸̛̪̿͘͜e͐̅͏̷̶̖͝n̴̴̡̢͙͒ͪͬt̛͎̒̓́͘͡͝i̶͑̿͞҉̠͝r̶̛̰̀ͥ̍̇͝͡e̵̵̔̊̇҉͏̫ ̧̘ͪ͑̑̊͟͟͠ļ̷̻ͯ̈́͝͞i̡͙͑̊̉͘̕͞f̵̷̡̖͑ͩ̇́̚e̴̢̛̛̝̓̓ͫ̋.͎̐ͬ̀̀͢͢.̵̡̧̫ͮ́.̷̜̾ͮͧ͜͟͢ ̴̛̞̈́̽͗́͟W̷̧͓͛̇͢͟h̶̻͒ͯ́͢͜͠ÿ̨̢̛͔̿̈́̃͡ ̸̴̢̣̾̃̍͟d̸̢̽͂̿́́ͅoͮ͡҉҉̟́ ̷͓̄̚͘̕͞y̨̬͊ͨͩ̕͘͝o̧ͥ͌̚̕͞͏̼ṷ̷̸̷̋͞ ̏̓҉҉͏̷̼.̛͕̀̊͟͞͡.̢͉̓̄̈̚͘͜͡.̆̋ͪ͡͞͏͍̀
AND DON'T TRY TO WOO ME LIKE THE PHANTOM OF THE NITE!11111
I AIN'T [KRIS]TINE!!!!!!!
GO AHEAD AND [[send another]]!!!!! ID ARE YOU
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#musings#inbox#ask#thanks anon#YOU PIECE OF ($%^!!!#TAG DIARRHEA#TRYING TO CLAW YOUR WAY INTO THIS cold dead STILL BEATING HEART?#I cannot for the $%)^ of me figure out who you are. I TRIED#YOU ARE ONE ELUSIVE LITTLE LOVERBOY AREN'T YOU ANON#If this is all to TROLL my DEAD SOUL then you are a PIECE OF WORK AND I COMMEND you for that level of PURE EVIL AEHAEHAH#shitpost
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Bro, stop fucking doomposting. The QSMP is not ending, nobody said it was ending lmfao
Just because 3 eggs left doesn't mean anything lol
First off this is my blog and I’ll post what I goddamn want thank you, I’m not obligated to be all sunshine and rainbows 24/7 because it might make someone scrolling past me upset
Second, the qsmp has been on a very obvious downward spiral over the last several months, gradually losing more and more key streamers and it probably wouldn’t be incorrect to say the few that are still streaming are seeing a decline in viewership too, especially after purgatory, first there’s the whole thing with how frequently events on the server force players to put their lore and projects on hold indefinitely by dropping them into unfamiliar locations for seemingly no reason, with both purgatory and the more recent move to the new part of the island being extremely discouraging for players, leading to several of them quitting entirely, then the guy who started the whole thing was forced to step down after being doxxed, two major members were outed as abusers, I’m not gonna start on the whole admin situation, the more controversy surrounding the server the less people want to associate and involve themselves in it, and since the eggs were made to be a central part of the server they were a major driving force in encouraging certain members to play, with them leaving those players are most likely soon going to follow
No, the server’s not ending now, you’re right there, but that’s not what I’m saying, it’ll probably still be slightly active for a little while over the next couple of months, but this is certainly its death knell
I’m not fully pessimistic on this, though, I don’t doubt that if it does end within the next few months it’ll probably make a return within the next year with a second season like hermitcraft or karmaland, hopefully with some major improvements, a lot has been put into this project so I doubt they’ll just give up on it, which is good, it’s a great project and I don’t want it to end, but it definitely feels like this chapter of it at least is coming to a close soon
#mailbox#anonymous#qsmp#discourse#<- I guess#this is the only time I’m gonna reply to an anon like this count yourself lucky#might delete later though I don’t like replying to these sorts of anons#more often than not I try to stay optimistic on things but I’ve seen servers end over much less#it’s genuinely commendable that the qsmp made it this far
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I like how the genius protagonist tries to catch the shapeshifting beetle in a cup as if he didn't see with his own eyes that it can change sizes and shapes anytime. It's not going to stay in the cup!
OK, so I need you to know that I hate writing the words "in fairness to Sydney Atherton". But. In fairness to Sydney Atherton, I'd argue he does actually cope remarkably well with his first introduction to the supernatural. He defeats the hypnotism and figures out a strategy for fighting back. He carefully records everything even while not quite believing the evidence of his own eyes (much like we were all very proud of Jonathan for remembering to do in the early bit of Dracula).
I mean, I'm not much of a fan of the message that Richard Marsh is going for here, which is that what you really need to defeat a supernatural menace is an arrogant xenophobic Englishman with a strong line in chemical weapons and racial slurs. But I don't know if it's fair to expect lightning-fast deduction from the guy who didn't know until now that shapeshifters were real and is also still recovering from nearly poisoning himself from his own Magic Vapour.
#the beetle weekly#torn on this though as making fun of sydney atherton is really what reading the beetle is all about#and i commend you anon for continuing that noble tradition
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I remember you posted one time about Shinji and Kaworu arguing and I really loved that idea. :' )
What arguments do you headcanon them having? It can be as severe or as silly as you'd like!
There are times where Kaworu is sort of plagued with the knowledge of his powers. Sure, there's the usual angel shenanigans of how their vocalizations can level neighborhoods. Accidental angel shenanigans where just them being excitable obliterates all windows in a 20 mi. radius. But Kaworu worries that even the slightest bit of excitement from him may actually hurt people. So he bottles it for the safety of Lilin. There's a day where one of the angels becomes little bit happy and he tells them, anxiety dripping in his words, to keep it down. This isn't Kaworu. And Shinji knows it.
When Shinji prods on about this, Kaworu wraps himself within his AT Field. Not fully cognizant of his power here, it blocks off sections of the house. He's too high strung now. He can't be talked down. Yet.
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confession: i made an attack for someone once and it unintentionally came out a lot more suggestive looking than intended and i couldnt find the users age anywhere (but their art looked pretty beginner level so i figured they were a minor) so i didnt wanna upload the piece even tho i really liked it :( i ended up making a different drawing for them
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#old ask cleanup#this is actually really mature of you anon and i commend you /gen#you made the wisest decision by not risking a potential minor's safety
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