#comedy writer

[thepradaenchilada]

Because Burt Reynolds Died.

[davidaugust]

In the VP Debate, JD Vance suggested Harris unilaterally pass policies, despite the VP’s only power being breaking ties in the Senate. Aside from the VP job description, ya know what else Vance didn’t read? The “can cause cancer and reproductive harm” label on his couch. 😬

[killingfrankie]

guys im really talented i swear

[lifewithaview]

Jean Smart and Hannah Einbinder in Hacks (2021) There Is No Line

S1E1

An aging comedian, about to lose dates for her Vegas show, meets with a young comedy writer also in trouble due to a scathing joke she tweeted. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship-if they don't kill each other first.

*The episode won 2 Emmy Awards for Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series and Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series.

[xerox-candybar]

My homework this week: write 3 current event jokes, a monologue and short sketch for a celebrity guest assigned at random (I got Steven Yeun). The teacher is trying to emulate what writers on SNL typically do, ish.

Anyway. POV you're Steven Yeun and your Zombie co-star is way, way overthinking his role.

but what makes the Walkers really tick? America wants to know!

[peterfent]

I’m having a really hard time wrapping my head around the existence of Bloody Marys.

Like… one day someone was eating tomato soup and thought, “yeah this is nice, but I wish it was cold and I wish it could make me drunk but I only wanna have it at 11am on weekends”? 🤨

[bebx]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[screamingeyepress]

📸 Meet Frank Santopadre! From his early days in Queens to co-hosting the popular “Gilbert Gottfried’s Amazing Colossal Podcast,” his journey is filled with amazing stories. Swipe to see some highlights from our interview! 🎙️✨ https://www.screamingeyepress.com/interviews/frank-santopadre/

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[davidaugust]

VP candidate JD Vance, who has worked as a Venture Capitalist, says immigration is to blame for high housing costs, and not Venture Capitalists buying up all the houses. Later this week, Vance is expected to release a statement saying water is not to blame for wetness.

- written by me for tonight's This Week This Week in LA, you can come see it.

[creelson]

[Famous Boyband] x Y/N Wattpad Styled fic, where Y/N describes in 1st person POV how fragile she is and how hard her life is before the boyband of her dream comes and rescues her, NEVER disappoints, not even in the year of our lord 2024

[guardcanine]

God wants you to sexualize that old man

[xerox-candybar]

My homework: write a monologue for a character that you personally can play / deliver.

Mine (“campaign speech”) was based on an inside joke about (male) classmates Running for President of the Small Meat Club, which rapidly got out of hand.

Anyway I have managed to enter a headspace where I regret everything and nothing at the same time.

[peterfent]