#come on this is the gayest shit

[degenerateshinji]

DAY 7

They're black & white but purple is their color (I HAD FUN MAKING THIS ONE. TOO MUCH FUN.)

Once more thanks to everyone for supporting me this past week

[gunsatthaphan]

#he really thinks we're stupid 👁️

[morelikecommunitydick]

This line hit me like a brick when I first watched it as a lesbian who's only irl male crushes were all men who my best friend (that I was suspiciously close with) dated or had feelings for....

[lavender-crossing]

pour one out for my man boomer who is getting bro-zoned by beefcake teddy 😩🤧

[hsmtmts-arrows]

"i like all of the women. almost all of the women, i like" and from that moment onwards. i was a madlyn shipper.

[castielsarmpit]

If they didn’t want me to call Dean gayboy then they shouldn’t of made his favourite TV show about a sexy male Doctor and have an obsession with cowboys and James Dean…

I rest my case 

[bronzewool]

if i had a nickel for every time a company cancelled their top rated lesbian cartoon and the animators had exactly one season to wrap up what was clearly meant to be a five season storyline, I'd have two nickels...

[philiponmycracker]

The scene that almost took me out, I was holding my breath at His Holy Hotness, have mercy my king

Tom Hulce as CC Drood, Slam Dance (1987)

[sonknuxadow]

every time someone tries to make the i love captains scene in sonic prime about that one pirate shadow costume that has never been relevant to anything ever while completely ignoring that knuckles was the captain actually being discussed there an angel loses its wings

[aveline-shepard]

ALSO I need you all to know that my aunt heard me affectionately talking about someone and later when my cousin drove her home, was like "I didn't know she was gay!" And, like, kudos to my aunt who was 100% cool with that (though surprised) and did not make a big deal about it in the moment, but I later had to inform her that my bestie and I are unfortunately not a couple because she is tragically heterosexual. I mean, with that said though, she is right and I AM gay.

[felrott]

I’m going insane bc like, I didn’t even mean to start watching supernatural, I tried to watch it years ago and thought it was kind of Shit and overhyped so didn’t bother

And then I just put it on recently for some background noise while crocheting. And then had to stop my work bc wtf is happening on my screen.

Like my entire knowledge of SPN for the last DECADE has been about fkn Dean/Castiel, and the vague shit I knew about wincest was so minor, I assumed it had just come about bc there was no one else to ship in the show, like I figured it was all fandom and completely unfounded, and by the posts on my dash, Dean and Castiel were just eye fucking every episode or something

And then I watch a couple of episodes and these two brothers are on some next level fucked up devotional codependent crawl-into-each-others-bodies type shit, and they’re getting mistaken for a couple on screen, and the messy daddy and mummy issues are so thick you can taste it and they’re just. Like That. They’re Fucking insane. They’re making ME insane. I don’t have the words to describe this I’m just. What the fuck.

[jisungshotfirst]

I do not think I screamed enough at the time about how good roar is but FUCK ITS SUCH A GOOD SONG

[asterixafterthis]

I CANNOT BELEIVE I JOKED ABOUT BEING INTO MEN EIGHT ENTIRE MONTHS BEFORE I ACTUALLY REALIZED I WAS INTO MEN

[ellieslittleslutt]

Random Loser!Ellie Head Cannons ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹

MEN DNI!!!

⋆｡°✩ she would send you random videos when she’s at the store or trying new foods, or just when she’s high and needs to ramble about her comics.

⋆｡°✩ speaking of comics, the first time you came over she was so embarrassed of the giant collection she had on display on her shelves. like this girl had to buy another shelf from ikea just so she can display it all.

⋆｡°✩ she’s the type no matter where she’s always touching you. at the grocery store? holding your hand. folding laundry? head in your lap. literally no matter what always in contact.

⋆｡°✩ at night she wears the most ridiculous shirts to bed. she has a shirt with just micheal ceras face on it claiming “babe he’s apart of the family”

⋆｡°✩ her wardrobe is the gayest shit ever. mass mass MASS amount of flannels and graphic tees. also has a weird amount of tank tops and struggles too much picking which to wear. all her pants are either beat up jeans or beat up cargos. takes lots of her clothes from joel.

⋆｡°✩ on her period she’s the biggest baby. gets so clingy too that she’s always cuddling you and even when you’re showering she sits next to the tub while she groans about her cramps.

⋆｡°✩ she claims to her friends that she only listens to grungy ish music never telling them that you guys scream your lungs out to chappell roan.

⋆｡°✩ at night when you’re getting ready for bed she’s up on her nintendo playing pikmin.

“ellie go to sleep”

“but i’m doing a boss fightttt”

⋆｡°✩ she loves watching you get ready for date nights. she pulls up a chair next to the sink while you do your make up and hair just star struck by her girlfriend.

⋆｡°✩ waking up with her she’s always sprawled out arm around your waist snoring as you try to wiggle out to pee and she groans clinging tighter.

⋆｡°✩ definitely send you pictures like this saying “babe this might be us.”

⋆｡°✩ the worst brain rot you’ve ever seen.

⋆｡°✩ she loves taking your chapstick so much that you got her a princess collection for her birthday and unironically uses them daily and loves kissing you while she wears it.

⋆｡°✩ spoils you so much even if it hurts her wallet. when she comes home from a hang out with jesse and dina she always has either a new plushie or trinket for you.

⋆｡°✩ bought you guys matching plushies getting married and keeps them on your sofa next to eachother.

⋆｡°✩ can’t sleep without her stuffed animals next to her.

⋆｡°✩ on the rare occasions she falls asleep before you she’s sleepily rambling to you while your play with her hair watching her eye lids close slowly and her words slur.

⋆｡°✩ loves it when you paint her nails or doodle on her shoes. she also keeps a photo of you and her with lipstick marks all over her face in her phone case and shows it off all the time.

⋆｡°✩ huge loser but you always tell her “you’re my loser”

a/n: i love her sm omg and i finally got around to doing this!? idk i might write again soon or not depends on if i have the energy

[cohendyke]

neko case going on tour with the indigo girls…

[f1fanatic137]

DUDE

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