#come on Disney what the actual fuck?

[spacenightwing]

Episodes 1 & 2 have been released and watched. I’m in LOVE!!! I’ve been waiting since 8th grade for this!!!!! 🗡️⚡️🏕️🔱

But whose bright idea was this release schedule??? Definitely not Annabeth’s she’s not dumb or evil!!

I bet it was Kronos’s. He’s that dumb. And evil.

[jackmkelly]

i really reallyyy like the scene where jack goes to pulitzers alone and finds out kath is his daughter and stuff because you fully watch him break. not in the way he was broken during crutchies arrest or santa fe where he was alone but we get to watch in real time his facade fade. he walks in only to immediately be insulted and without missing a beat returns the same energy to pulitzer and continues to do so until pulitzer reveals kath is his daughter. then he tells snyder to come out. then the delanceys hold jack still so he cant try running. and then ONLY thing jack can come up with in response is “you stink” . THEN pulitzer brings up crutchie. Then he brings up davey and les. and we dont hear a word from that kid for the rest of the scene. he didnt even have it in him to make a comment to or about the delanceys.

[thejadecount]

This pride month made my brain get maxley rot

[flickerintwilights]

Three figures… three faces… / Now, these three figures appear throughout the Jedi’s history. / Morai? (I am Daughter.) She’s an old friend. / What is this place? (Unlike any other,) a conduit through which the entire Force of the universe flows. / The painting on the temple is like a star map, but none that I’m familiar with. / I think we want this one, where the lines are together. / It takes a master and an apprentice. / Listen. Kanan said to listen. || It’s art, everything has a meaning. —Ahsoka, e1 “Master and Apprentice”; Rebels, s4e13 “A World Between Worlds”; The Clone Wars, s3e15 “Overlords”; Rebels, s4e12 “Wolves and a Door”

me, head in my hands: stop thinking about the parallels, stop thinking about the stupid slow sequence in episode 1 with the figures and the lines and the [mysterious voices] and ahsoka pressing her montrals against the column with her eyes closed like she was listening, stop thinking about threes and mortis and morai and the world between worlds plot device, it’s not that deep, stop-

[frumfrumfroo]

I wouldn't be so harsh in the criticisms of Marvel if only because they've done more for diversity and representation than basically any other franchise in the sci-fi/fantasy space. The Black Panther films are genuinely good, even great, and they deserve better than to be lumped together with stuff like Quantumania.

I'm sorry, were you just born ten minutes ago? Are you unaware that Star Trek exists?

[devilsskettle]

i feel like i’ve been WAITING for the other shoe to drop wrt people’s opinions about watcher for this very reason. not that i think the reaction is completely not understandable but the greater the parasocial relationship, the greater the fallout as soon as public opinion shifts. you don’t have a relationship with these people they’re just content creators, chill

[lozey]

I'm so angry over a post I saw that I don't know how to rant about it but basically what the fuck is wrong with us

You know how to support Gaza? Donations, spreading awareness, protesting, doing what we can for those in need.

You know what DOESN'T help Gaza? Making a list of shows and celebrities to boycott because they said a bad thing.

Pirate the shows and movies you want to pirate, I don't care, but don't make a self righteous post about "I read the headline of an article where it said Rick Riordan was a zionist and I'm taking it at face value and adding him to the 'he's an awful human being and should die' list. You know. In support of Gaza and Palestine :)"

Do your own research, look at things on a case by case basis. I looked at what he said, and it was unfortunate wording but IT WAS NOT "I'm a zionist and I hate Palestine" like the post made it out to be!

Fuck me, reading and media literacy has seriously gone down the drain.

Here's the post he made that you can read, instead of a reactionary article specifically written to make him sound like the devil himself, and then you can come to your own conclusions, instead of what a tweet said the post was about

[katealot]

I can’t believe Wall-E (2008) looked us in the face and said “capitalist greed will rob us of our home” and we all just went “oh no! 😧 … anyway”

[monty-glasses-roxy]

There's something delightfully fucked up about somehow binding people's consciousness to animatronics and then taking that a step further to turn part of your spirit or whatever into code to gain another form of immortality. I also Really dig the idea of Glitchtrap killing OG Afton - almost something poetic about the shift of power from Afton being killed by his own OpenAi-Powered fursona for me. But I guess he probably canonically died in Pizza Sim.

I like Help Wanted+SB era FNAF a lot more than the older games, but there's so many interesting things to carry forward from the old stuff too. My city now.

Oh that would be a hell of a narrative play for him to die like that ngl

But yeah. Our city now lmao

[moe-broey]

I'm too lazy to illustrate it (plus I think I'd get too caught up in the process LMFAO) but when drawing/adding personal touches to Lif's design I am channeling Lio Fotia Promare for his armor (ESP the Mad Burnish armor) Lewis Mystery Skulls (less aesthetic similarities reflected but like, kinda similar broad chested body type similar vibes and important heart motifs) (heart motif isn't pictured in this Lewis image but if you've seen the animated music vids you get it) and literally just any 2D animated Disney villain who is Shaped and Dramatic (and has a huge fucking cape or coat -- tbh the specific ones I think about are Maleficent and Cruella just from the dramatic/big cape standpoint, purely aesthetic)

(fuck it after a lot of thinking Hades is a good one too)

[irl-magicalgirl]

:(

[toytulini]

real talk tho why is jack rackham not destroying jack sp@ rrow harder. he should be 90%+

[okiidokii]

I understand that the upcoming Wish movie is a backstory for the Disney Shooting Star so it makes sense in a meta way to make the story follow the plot beats of the Classic Disney and Renaissance films that made them famous in the first place

But Good God this film looks so boring

[robotsafari]

isnt it sad that the best world in dream drop distance is the fucking grid. (only in sora’s side though..)

[frumfrumfroo]

So it appears that Kathleen Kennedy is doubling down on Rey being Luke 2.0 space nun addition. And I've heard that no one else from the past films will even be in the Rey movie concluding that DLF has learned absolutely nothing. Now that A Reylo fic turned OG novel is getting it's own TV series and another well known Reylo fic turned OG novel is anticipated to be the next LOTR series. It sounds like they've either surrendered Ben Solo and the concept of Reylo to its community or couldn't care less due to their warped code of ethics until maybe their filing for chapter 11 bankruptcy. And that's a BIG maybe for me. Any thoughts?

I mean, this is exactly what I said they would do barring some massive shake up. Except rather than no appearance at all, I'm sure there will be horrible CGI thrawls of past characters if they actually make this slop. They're not going to stop trying to legitimise this.

They clearly already decided they do not want our filthy reylo money and it's a question for the philosophers if that's because they're so staggeringly headass that they genuinely can't see the fortune being left on the table or if it's because they think we'll taint the franchise with our terrible girl cooties and drive off all the mouth-breathing manchildren who are apparently their desired audience.

The new disney entertainment monopoly seems terrified of romance, probably because a) aforementioned cooties and b) it requires sincerity and vulnerability, and God forbid we have any of that without quashing it instantly with a fart joke.

[phantomrose96]

Season 3 Elias is so goddamn fucking funny to me I forgot what a rollercoaster he was during my first listen.

Like the s2 finale has Jurgen Leitner giving Jon the whole "monsters are real speech" and Jon's like "I need a cigarette. NO ONE get brutal pipe murdered while I'm gone" and Jurgen fails step 1 because Elias walks in and grabs Jon's point-and-click-adventure pipe he'd been carrying around and Brutal Pipe Murders. Which, of course, Jon walks back in on and is prime suspect #1 due to literally every single feature trait and word he's said in the entirety of s2.

So naturally s3 starts with Jon on the lam and Officer Tonner like "I'm gonna arrest him for brutal pipe murder" and I'M like "Shit. I hate this. Elias is going to SO easily pin it on Jon and get away with it."

EXCEPT Elias walks in and is like "hello Ms. Officer no Jon Archivist did not kill that man, also I won't tell you anything else, also this is what you sound like" while reciting all her childhood trauma and all her illegal activity that will get HER sent to jail for brutal murder of the non-pipe variety and now I'm like "....huh." He's also like "Jon didn't do it but you can kill him if you want maybe :)" Elias your alibi????

And then we come BACK with Jon storming Elias's office with his two lesbian bodyguards as back up and he's like "I'm gonna use my powers to make you confess to pipe murder!" At which point Elias is like "It doesn't work on me. But I'm having fun so Martin go get everyone I need to tell you all how I committed pipe murder." and Martin does and Elias is like "Yes I pipe murdered. I also killed Gertrude. I love murder. You will not be compensated extra for this time. Get back to work." And they... DO... just go back to work. Because work is haunted. One of the lesbian police officers works here now, too. This just happened. "Also living dolls from Russia are about to Apocalypse the world, Jon go stop it," Elias says, while also saying "no I'm not gonna tell you how to stop it."

Okay???? Mr. Elias man??? And you're like "maybe he's a ruthless tactician? Maybe he's brutal but it's all in the interest of stopping the doll apocalypse??? He wants to save the earth???" Except THAT'S not even true it's actually more like he's trying to get the Russian dolls kicked out of line at Disney World so HE gets to meet Mickey Mouse first by which I mean, start his OWN Apocalypse, because if the dolls do it first well then what's the point of apocalypsing a planet that's become someone else's sloppy seconds.

Anyway Elias's master strategy here is to bring the human equivalent of a drowned cat to the gun fight and just sit back and watch Jon fall down every set of stairs he finds while Elias goes "This is good. This will work." His name isn't even fucking Elias.