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[object-obsession]

| Combined post #4 | Decent horror movies featuring sentient objects as killers

Inanimate Object Characters List | Entry: 43

Finally we arrive at the movies that I've seen. Starting with those that I thought were decent enough to have been made into movies, but if someone would shittalk the shit out of them, I wouldn't be surprised.

Down/The Shaft (2001)

This is the American remake of De Lift (English ver. "The Lift") from 1983 made by the same Dutch director, Dick Maas.

I'm not sure if it's only the middle elevator being bloodthirsty and it takes partially control of the neighbouring elevators at some moments - or that all of them are killers. I personally like the first idea better, though, so that's what I'll stick to.

It's way less realisic than the original and lacks its charm, which is why I think the movie alright, but not worthy of its own post.

Down/The Shaft simply doesn't beat the original masterpiece.

Character: homicidal elevator(s?)

Movie: Down/The Shaft (2001)

2. Rubber (2010)

This movie is weird af, but at least the creators acknowledge it and I respect that. It's about a car tire making people's head explode. And then he falls in love with a woman. The ending is mind boggling, too, but I won't spoil it. Oh and also, a group of people watch it like a movie from afar with binoculars. Yeah, it's as absurd as it sounds, but if you're crazy like me, it may be worth a watch.

Character: Robert

Movie: Rubber (2010)

3. Killer Sofa

I don't know if I would put this one on third or fourth place, but since the list is already in the correct order of time w.r.t. release dates, I'm keeping it that way. So here we have a murderous "sofa", which is, for the record, a recliner and not a sofa. Moreover, actually it's a human possessing a recliner and the body is literally still stuck within its cushions, but it counts nonetheless.

This is the second time a human became a chair. Wow.

Character: Frederico Olsen [chair form]

Movie: Killer Sofa (2019)

4. Slaxx (2020)

Lastly, we have this movie that would have been the result of Hollywood and Bollywood having a (low-budget) baby. Mostly, there is one thing that I really did like about this movie why it made it to this list and not the previous one, which is [SPOILER ALERT] the way in which Keerat became the pair of pants. It's absolutely brilliant, because she literally BECAME the pants by falling into the blades of the cotton field equipment. It obviously doesn't make sense if you'd apply real logic, but for fictional logic, IT KINDA DOES.

Character: Keerat

Movie: Slaxx (2020)

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PS: this post excludes the tag "things", "frederico olsen" and "keerat", because there were other - more relevant - tags I had to include.

[grandnexus-spiderlings]

what are ya'lls favorite snacks?

Okay so I know it's not technically a snack but I really like to put soda in a cup and then put it in the freezer for a few hours so it gets solid and I have like.. my own homemade slushie. Donnie says it's weird but I don't listen to him anyway. Other than that I like the frosted animal cracker things and mini brownies!! They're good :3

^ Okay to the above I say it's weird because it IS weird Mikey and I'd like you to stop taking up space in the freezer with this. But I'm pretty plain when it comes to snacks. As in I'll eat saltine crackers right out of the box. But I also like prepackaged cookies and freeze-dried fruit (except not raspberries or blueberries anymore because if we have any in the kitchen Leo will eat them because according to him "they're worth the trip to the hospital").

Honestly I'll eat almost anything, I'm really not picky. Except cheese crackers/chips. I freaking. Hate them. But if I HAD to choose one then probablyyyyyy--- mm-- idk man probably poptarts or something. Specifically the banana bread ones. Thanks for the ask! :>

I don't think I really have a favoriet, I like most snacks about the same. But I do tend to go for crunchy things more and I eat the hard mini pretzels a lot because basiclaly nobody else does. So if I had to pick I'd pick those. Probably not a good idea for my braces & everything but whtever they're good.

(I was hoping to get something drawn for this but I didn't want it to sit in my asks too long and I do not have the arm strength for art right now :((

[ruushes]

i'm sure there's a canon timeline but dao is a springtime game to me

[castielsprostate]

i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media

[fruitycircus]

tftober days 1-6

[marlynnofmany]

Small joys on Tumblr:

When your notes make a perfect cat

[ooliecat]

i got the book of bill

EDIT: added two slides sorry

[choccy-milky]

part 3 to my modern AU 💞🍺 (part 1 / part 2)

[object-obsession]

| Combined post #3 | More horror movies featuring sentient objects as killers

Inanimate Object Characters List | Entry: 42

These horror movies, I might give a try. They aren't rated as badly as the ones in the previous post and they are generally way more famous (rated by more people on IMDb), too. Hope they're decent.

Movie: House (1977) | Object: various haunted objects

It's a Japanese movie. It looks liked bad quality, but the rating is high.

Movie: Event Horizon (1997) | Object: spaceship

This one actually has a surprisingly high rating. I'm just not fond of the bad quality, but what can you do? This stuff was made in the 70s.

Movie: The Car (1977) | Object: car

This one was released prior to the making of Christine, so I wonder what the first horror car movie was like!

I've seen a seen of a vending machine attack a bunch of kids. Sold. I mean, the movie could still be bad as shit, but it's worth giving a try.

Movie: Maximum Overdrive (1986) | Object: various haunted objects

Movie: Exte: Hair Extensions (2007) | Object: hair extensions

It's a Japanese movie, so I hope I find English subtitles somewhere.

Movie: Oculus (2013) | Object: mirror

I can't believe I've finally found that movie I watched parts of through the door windows while my dad was watching it. I remember seeing someone bite a lightbulb and came across a comment yesterday saying that happened in this movie, so for sure, it's this movie.

Somehow, although I had only seen a few parts, I felt like the mirror was alive even back then. And apparently it literally is? I think?

Movie: In Fabric (2018) | Object: dress

I like appliances, machines and the alike more as characters, but the rating still got me interested.

Movie: Deerskin (2019) | Object: jacket

The exact same situation as the previous movie (In Fabric). This is a French movie, by the way.

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[grandnexus-spiderlings]

what's your favourite ways to pass time?

also Leo mentioned his sketchbook, what do you like to draw?

We don't usually have that much time to pass since during the week we have jobs (except Mikey), but we each do our own thing at Draxum's. Other than our chores Mikey and I like to help Draxum with his experiments, and I like to do some of my own. It's pretty cool to see what a mix of science and mystics can do, even if I can't really do the mystic side of things.

During the week I do loads of things. Watch recorded Battle Nexus fights (and sometimes watch 'em live if I can make it), help Leo out in the sporting lounge, manage the front desk, go to the surface and mess around, read- But during the weekend I usually help Draxum with his Earth takeover plan projects. I also have more time to read so most of my books are kept at Draxum's instead of Mama's. I usually read horror or mystery but I won't turn down a good fantasy book. I used to draw a lot, but-- gets a bit hard when your fingers don't like doing what you tell them to.

I tend to spend my time off practicing my mystic abilities. I know I'm definitely not the best at it, but I at least want to become better. And of course I enjoy just laying down and listening to music or something every once in a while. I barely ever have time to spend for myself so it's nice to just do nothing sometimes.

If it's on the terms of what I do most frequently I'd say drawing. I do that a lot because it's engaging enough that the time passes pretty fast and I find it fun. Besides, someone has to keep the position of the family artist warm. In general I tend to rewatch old Nexus tournaments or to just sit down and watch youtube for a bit or something when I don't have the energy for art. As for the second question-- mostly fanart. I have my own characters and everything that I draw of course, but I tend to draw fanart the most. I have almost an entire wall of art I've done and most of it's just of a specific show (you'd never guess). I also like landscape art, but I tend to paint that rather than draw it. I'd show you some of my more recent things if Donnie didn't freaking. Hide my sketchbook earlier. But once I find it I'll post some drawings.

[tharenia]

soriku week this year has my favorite theme: opposites attract 💕

[mosstoheaven]

Ultrakill X pressure: P.AI.NTER

[2deadboys]

just thinking about that one concept of Charles telling Edwin they should get married so they have a claim on each others souls (so Hell can't have Edwin)

but early on in their friendship

Charles is all like hey so you know how you escaped hell and youre running from it bc it still owns your soul...... what if we got married so your soul technically belongs to me?? -- and mine is yours of course.

Edwin is just "... you want to marry me?"

"As best mates of course :))) I'll do anything to keep you safe."

and they lowkey forget about it till Hell nabs Edwin again. But this time Charles argues to the Night Nurse that actually Edwins soul belongs to him. And whips out their marriage certificate.

And shes like 😐 "I'm going to have to file this officially.... but technically your claim is stronger than Hells."

Hell had Edwins soul because of a technicality. But Charles has his soul because Edwin willingly gives himself to him.

[ivoryratdoggerythethird]

ok but bsd chapter 114 revealing the flipside of the soukoku dynamic in all its glory like *chef's kiss*

turns out that when the mission's (almost) done and you put skk in a room with no witnesses they just become each other

dazai is the one unable to stay still, agitated and wearing his emotions openly and very much stressing about a plan he can't understand (how the tables do turn), literally YELLING and RUNNING of his own violation and doing actual labor of pulling out "fyodor" from beneath a whole ass helicopter while injured without asking for help because the brawns of the team is actually secretly a black cat character

insane how chuuya makes dazai look like the overactive dog archetype here like Mister Gravity Control and I Crack Walls & Chains With One Kick is just sitting full-on cheek on fist poker face watching his beanpole of a partner struggle. his health bar is like full too besides the brief drowning stint meanwhile he himself shot dazai like three times after he crawled out of a crashed elevator

(chuuya is actually such a little shit it's amazing like it was kinda shown in him just letting kunikida blow himself up without even trying to take on tecchou or as if he couldn't just fly the helicopter away with his ability? the pm's trump card, stronger half of soukoku? mans said "boss told me come get you" and by god that is the only job he will do, overtime means nothing to him because he can't read, what a king)

chuuya is literally only willing to do the BARE minimum it's hilarious like he's done his part, he's given the Oscar-winning vampire performance of a lifetime, now he's pulling a dazai-at-the-ADA and simply refusing to work like. chilling in the back while dazai monologues and fyodor dies. bouncing sigma like a tennis ball. chilling a corner while dazai brainstorms. leisurely following dazai's running. chilling in the back while dazai huffs and puffs to pull out the body.

the biggest bsd plot twist is that soukoku on and off the battle field just switch roles for who's lounging like a bored princess while the other toils and actually does the work. if they both ever actually work on something at the same time yokohama would probably explode.

[soranker]

the adventures of WOOWOO!! ★

[communist-hatsunemiku]

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