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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[dusksleeplessscribe]

Edit because I think this is being misinterpreted: The aroace tag is not colored, it's a petition for Tumblr to color it (sorry for the confusion)

[minjimunji]

bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[tempest-by-night]

List of muses

Mystery - Anytime more characters can be added, as this is considered a horny blog for everything Tempest. Any Tempest character that could be asked NSFW can be interacted with on here. Some important recurring ones appear on the muse list below. Anyone is fair game as long as it's specified who's being asked.

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Fenrir Lycan - Head honcho, dom top. Werewolf and Nature Deity. Blesses his husbands. Can lactate. Fourth Overseer. Talks in BIGGEST

Shuichi "Two" Ouma - Second Overseer. Kitsune and deception deity. Slim and tender, always using his sneaky tails. Can have a pussy. Talks in purple

Pixel "Ten" Matrix - Tenth overseer. Twink with a love for gaming. Loves muscles that swell bigger. "Talks in quotations"

Dr. Benjamin "Konny" Kondraki - Gruff, buff, bear of a man, both literally and figuratively. Swordsman and site director talks in this shade of green.

Dr. William Wondertainment - The Good Doctor himself. Can have a pussy. Sometimes engages in horny content! Talks in rainbow! (██████████)

Ambrose - The anomalous chef himself! Sometimes a werewolf, always a chef! Can have a pussy. Cooks meals that influence horniness. Talks in red.

Nikos - A lifter for the Snapdragon Smugglers. Don't let his short stature sway you, this neko will tie you up! Speaks in a Custom color.

Cinder - A large, buff satyr that's either always drunk or always horny. His cum can turn some into satyrs! Talks in a Custom color.

Victor Jekyll - A Victorian Ghost that's saved up on years of horny. Has a secret monstrous side waiting to be let out. Can lactate. Talks in full blue.

King Slime - An archeologist from Central America who was turned into slime by a cursed crown. Now thanks to Claire he has a human form again, but all the slimy powers. Talks in partial blue.

Samuel - a former Troupe of Shadows member, able to provide a new brand of sex involving the water. Talks in a Custom color

Easter Bunny - The one and only, except instead of a soft rabbit, how about a studly, ripped anthropomorphic rabbit with large balls and eager to fuck? Talks in a custom color.

Lazarus - a Plague doctor and former Troupe of Shadows members. Skilled in the art of necromancy and satisfying sexual partners. Talks in z̷a̴l̸g̵o̵ ̷f̴o̴n̴t̴

Dallas Richter - A peace-loving werewolf hippie, watch out for his herbal horny teas! Talks in a reverse rainbow (██████████)

Marcos Klein - Former Insurgent turned into a large werewolf bodyguard. Musky. Talks in bold and italics.

Norman Fotoparat - An anomalous photographer for the Worldwide Photography Co. Turned into a horny werewolf voyeur. Talks in a custom color.

Bee King - an insectoid with a strongman build. Runs a honey empire with drones he made himself. Can lactate. Can reveal four pecs and four jacked arms. Talks in a Custom color

[aspiringwriter1111]

RB for a bigger sample size please!

[lokh]

DO YOU SEE MY VISION... DO YOU SEE WHAT THEY COULD BECOME

[oobbbear]

do you love the color of the sky

[lemongogo]

life of regret

[lotus-pear]

SIGHHHH BSD REREAD…................I MISS THEM SO MUCH :(((

[musubiki]

my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰

[be-afraid-ofart]

[solnecco]

small scenery practices

I blend my colors on the canvas itself so I hope ya'll don't find the palettes there too distracting

[voltaical-art]

do you guys ever think about how Wyll is introduced as an archetypal fantasy hero, but then it turns out he’s a warlock, who made a pact with a devil. Do you ever think about how Ansur is described as this fantastical dragon of myth, but then when you find him, he’s turned into an undead monstrosity. Do you think about how when Wyll does the right thing, he is punished to become more monstrous. Do you think about how as Wyll’s warlock powers grow, his spells get more horrific. Do you think about how Ansur was killed by his closest friend. Do think about how Wyll was cast out by the most important person in his life. do you guys ever think about Ansur and Wyll.

[ink-the-artist]

[joshuamj]

Hero.