#collins robinson what we do in the shadows

[the-last-hipopotamovolador]

My favourite wwdits characters:

"badass bodyguard who lost all sense of humanity but is still very sweet" Guillermo

"could actually kill you but is way to cute and dumb to be taken as a serious danger" Viago.

"horny single bi dad who is actually married" Laszlo

"internet troll who went thru puberty twice" Collins Robinson

[yesandor]

WWDITS + text posts

[guillermo-greenberg-de-la-cruz]

OBSESSED with wwdits 5x03, so here are some pfps from the episode!!!!

Feel free to reblog if u use <33

[thaern]

Guillermo living in the shed is like when you were kid and something bad happened and you wanted to get out of the house to live on your own but you were so scared and love your family so much that you endup in the closest place to your house with your little dolls hopping someone would look for you because they missed you

[deerlette]

The end of season 3 was such peak drama for literally nothing and I love that for them. Afraid for what this latest season may have in store but always hoping for more druhmah 🌚✨ please

[vapmie]

The real reason vampires get familiars is to have a personal heater for the winter

[nanawritesit]

WWDITS Headcanons: You Having the Opposite Aesthetic of Everyone Else at the Vampire Residence (fem!reader)

tw: vampires, blood, corpses, mentions of killing, mentions of virgins, immortality

you were brought into the house to work as nadja and laszlo’s familiar

after having so many familiars die on the job, they had pretty much lost hope that they would ever find one that was right for them

so when you of all people, with your brightly colored hair, glittery makeup, long nails, and hot pink platform boots, were still around after a few weeks, they knew you were special 💞

of course they had their doubts at first, thinking you were much too soft for the job based on your cute aesthetic, but you surprised them with how tough you were

you had no problem finding them victims, cleaning up blood stains, and disposing of corpses. the promise of eternal life was much too great for you to give up because of some gore

nadja is overjoyed to have another woman in the house, and quickly becomes more of a bestie than a boss (as long as you do all of your duties as a familiar too)

she requires you to attend weekly “girls nights” with her, the guide, and mini nadja, but even if they weren’t mandatory, you’d happily go along

sometimes you’ll get all dressed up and go clubbing, taking everyone’s drinks for them since they can’t ingest human food

you stick out like a sore thumb in your pink sequin mini dress and heels, the rest of them shrouded in black lace, but you have an amazing time regardless. they really know how to party!

but sometimes you just have sleepovers where you watch mamma mia and talk shit about all the men in the house

laszlo didn’t take you seriously at first. he never really saw the appeal of having a familiar, thinking he got along just fine without one, but wanted to please his good lady wife

he could never understand how nandor was so attached to guillermo. he was just some human who followed him around and did his bidding

that was, until you came along

he found it was really nice to have someone to practice his music with, to organize his library for him, to help him into his coffin every night… and after a while he really grew quite fond of you

which scared him, because he knew how fragile human life was

but that only made him want to keep you under his wing more, to protect you until the day him and nadja decided to turn you

they love having you accompany them on their nightly walks, carrying their parasol behind them as they bask in the moonlight

they’re super protective of you, especially from people who assume you’re an easy target because of your looks

like, if anyone tries to mess with you around them, lazslo will yell at them to go fuck off, and nadja will practically go feral and rip their heart out

you’ll have to BEG her not to hurt them for her to even CONSIDER letting them go 💀

nandor pretty much falls in love with you upon first sight

he absolutely adores your style, loving how unique it is compared to anyone else he knows

he tries and fails to flirt with you all the time while you’re working, until nadja eventually yells at him to leave you to your chores, and he’ll scuttle away bc he’s scared of her 😀

he sometimes asks you to do his makeup like yours, saying he wants to “glitter like twilight”

his undead heart stops when you lean close to his face to do his eyeliner 🥺

he desperately wants to ask you out but is terrified of what nadja would do to him should you agree

she thinks you’re MUCH too good for him

he eventually goes to laszlo for help, since he’s such an “expert” on modern women 💀

he agrees to help him, but tells him that if you guys start dating and he hurts you, he’ll kill him 😗

guillermo is honestly just so thrilled to have another human in the house to sympathize with him 😭

the two of you quickly become partners in crime, dragging bodies down the stairs together and recruiting virgins for your vampires to feast on

he also wouldn’t hesitate to slay any vampire who tried to feed on you

you always stick up for him when the vampires aren’t taking him seriously, which helps since they all value your opinion tremendously

nandor gets a bit jealous when he finds out that you and guillermo get lunch together everyday 😭

guillermo admittedly gets a bit jealous when you’re turned into a vampire before he is, but is obviously very happy for you

but since nandor has such a soft spot for you, you’re able to convince him to turn guillermo sooner :) that way you can be a big happy vampire family forever

collin robinson thinks you’re quite entertaining, although he gets frustrated at the fact that you somehow always dodge all of his attempts to drain your energy

when you go out on the town with everyone, you have major scary dog privilege

when you walk by, people see a pretty pink princess 💞

and then they see the three huge, dramatically dressed vampires, one emotionless suited man, and one monster slayer walking behind you and they’re like oh shit nvm 💀

[sizzling-eggs]

"Guillermo, do you think I am an idiot?" 'Say no" "No." Im crying why does he do this. they are all idiots I LOVE THEMwha

[will-ow-the-wisp]

A Nadja and Guillermo friendship is something that can be SO important to me

[jeirtza]

something that's so funny to me in wwdits is the vampires can run at superhuman speeds but they just. choose not too, for some reason, and they jog around instead

[bigtiddygandalf]

dirk gently’s holistic detective agency: these energy vampires are four anarchist punks that travel around in a van with their resident chronically ill girl, committing property damage and arson

what we do in the shadows: this energy vampire is just Some Guy™

[deadatdarkmore]

Speaking of which the new episode had some really interesting implications for Collin! It's mentioned last season that Collin was 100 when he "died" and that he was "born" in the 1920s right, but in the new episode he mentions having dated David Crockett, who was alive in the 1700-1800. Meaning that when he was reborn last season it wasn't his first time doing so, but also that he didn't remember the being reborn stuff but does have memories from his previous lives.

[killer-wizard]

WHY IS COLLIN ROBINSON IN MY LAWYER SHOW

[rotting-bouquet]

so i started the new season of what we do in the shadows. i fucking HATE jerry

[weirdbabs]

do you think what laszlo actually thought was wrong with guillermo was that he was missing collin? do you think he wanted to corner him and call him out on it and talk about it bc the 2 of them were the closest to their son-boy collin robinson? i mean. its stated in universe that it had been 16 days when we see laszlo making his concerns known, 3 weeks when he calls guillermo out. and then when guillermo tells him that its bc he had derek turn him but things arent going right, he realizes that he got it wrong and defaults to “what? no i thought you were shitting yourself” rather than admit he misses his son

[bovinebeauty]

ok fuck this