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My favourite wwdits characters:
"badass bodyguard who lost all sense of humanity but is still very sweet" Guillermo
"could actually kill you but is way to cute and dumb to be taken as a serious danger" Viago.
"horny single bi dad who is actually married" Laszlo
"internet troll who went thru puberty twice" Collins Robinson
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yesandor · 1 year ago
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WWDITS + text posts
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his-heartguard · 4 days ago
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If you're feeling an itch to rewatch some quality wwdits but don't feel like restarting from the beginning again I highly recommend starting with season 3, which was consistently good from start to finish. Really one of the best seasons there ever was. Peak television even. I mean it literally had it all: The Twilight Baseball Scene-style kickball game + Night Moves, the entirety of the trip to Atlantic City (especially the "but this is a turtle" nandor breakdown & the group napnaps), the hunt for The Sire and the 1st resurrection of the Baron, Laszlo's "I think I swallowed a harmonica", Collin's 100th birthday arc and Laszlo's early showings of affection and fatherly love. THE SLAP?!?!?! THE ENTIRETY OF THE WELLNESS CENTER?!???!? The fucking TRAIN STATION SCENE?!?!
Goddamn they spoiled us that season holy cow.
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jaypentaghast · 20 days ago
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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | Season 6, Episode 5
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OBSESSED with wwdits 5x03, so here are some pfps from the episode!!!!
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Feel free to reblog if u use <33
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thaern · 20 days ago
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Nandor: We must gather an army to fight against the forces of the capitalism and Capital Industries so they don't use us as peons and throw us away like trash
Guillermo: it's ok if our paths are different, you don't have to fight just because we are separated and things are different, is not like my boss is my new master or anything (proceeds to answering a phone call from said boss giving him total attention)
Nandor totally not jealous at all:
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quelleknowssome · 23 days ago
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my favorite thing about the sleep hypnosis episode is the fucking camera work like come on. all the stuff on the walls? and the cameraman trying to keep up? and we're left with so many insignificant questions about how he does it I mean
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deerlette · 1 year ago
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The end of season 3 was such peak drama for literally nothing and I love that for them. Afraid for what this latest season may have in store but always hoping for more druhmah 🌚✨ please
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vapmie · 11 months ago
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The real reason vampires get familiars is to have a personal heater for the winter
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nanawritesit · 1 year ago
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WWDITS Headcanons: You Having the Opposite Aesthetic of Everyone Else at the Vampire Residence (fem!reader)
tw: vampires, blood, corpses, mentions of killing, mentions of virgins, immortality
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you were brought into the house to work as nadja and laszlo’s familiar
after having so many familiars die on the job, they had pretty much lost hope that they would ever find one that was right for them
so when you of all people, with your brightly colored hair, glittery makeup, long nails, and hot pink platform boots, were still around after a few weeks, they knew you were special 💞
of course they had their doubts at first, thinking you were much too soft for the job based on your cute aesthetic, but you surprised them with how tough you were
you had no problem finding them victims, cleaning up blood stains, and disposing of corpses. the promise of eternal life was much too great for you to give up because of some gore
nadja is overjoyed to have another woman in the house, and quickly becomes more of a bestie than a boss (as long as you do all of your duties as a familiar too)
she requires you to attend weekly “girls nights” with her, the guide, and mini nadja, but even if they weren’t mandatory, you’d happily go along
sometimes you’ll get all dressed up and go clubbing, taking everyone’s drinks for them since they can’t ingest human food
you stick out like a sore thumb in your pink sequin mini dress and heels, the rest of them shrouded in black lace, but you have an amazing time regardless. they really know how to party!
but sometimes you just have sleepovers where you watch mamma mia and talk shit about all the men in the house
laszlo didn’t take you seriously at first. he never really saw the appeal of having a familiar, thinking he got along just fine without one, but wanted to please his good lady wife
he could never understand how nandor was so attached to guillermo. he was just some human who followed him around and did his bidding
that was, until you came along
he found it was really nice to have someone to practice his music with, to organize his library for him, to help him into his coffin every night… and after a while he really grew quite fond of you
which scared him, because he knew how fragile human life was
but that only made him want to keep you under his wing more, to protect you until the day him and nadja decided to turn you
they love having you accompany them on their nightly walks, carrying their parasol behind them as they bask in the moonlight
they’re super protective of you, especially from people who assume you’re an easy target because of your looks
like, if anyone tries to mess with you around them, lazslo will yell at them to go fuck off, and nadja will practically go feral and rip their heart out
you’ll have to BEG her not to hurt them for her to even CONSIDER letting them go 💀
nandor pretty much falls in love with you upon first sight
he absolutely adores your style, loving how unique it is compared to anyone else he knows
he tries and fails to flirt with you all the time while you’re working, until nadja eventually yells at him to leave you to your chores, and he’ll scuttle away bc he’s scared of her 😀
he sometimes asks you to do his makeup like yours, saying he wants to “glitter like twilight”
his undead heart stops when you lean close to his face to do his eyeliner 🥺
he desperately wants to ask you out but is terrified of what nadja would do to him should you agree
she thinks you’re MUCH too good for him
he eventually goes to laszlo for help, since he’s such an “expert” on modern women 💀
he agrees to help him, but tells him that if you guys start dating and he hurts you, he’ll kill him 😗
guillermo is honestly just so thrilled to have another human in the house to sympathize with him 😭
the two of you quickly become partners in crime, dragging bodies down the stairs together and recruiting virgins for your vampires to feast on
he also wouldn’t hesitate to slay any vampire who tried to feed on you
you always stick up for him when the vampires aren’t taking him seriously, which helps since they all value your opinion tremendously
nandor gets a bit jealous when he finds out that you and guillermo get lunch together everyday 😭
guillermo admittedly gets a bit jealous when you’re turned into a vampire before he is, but is obviously very happy for you
but since nandor has such a soft spot for you, you’re able to convince him to turn guillermo sooner :) that way you can be a big happy vampire family forever
collin robinson thinks you’re quite entertaining, although he gets frustrated at the fact that you somehow always dodge all of his attempts to drain your energy
when you go out on the town with everyone, you have major scary dog privilege
when you walk by, people see a pretty pink princess 💞
and then they see the three huge, dramatically dressed vampires, one emotionless suited man, and one monster slayer walking behind you and they’re like oh shit nvm 💀
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sizzling-eggs · 1 year ago
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"Guillermo, do you think I am an idiot?" 'Say no" "No." Im crying why does he do this. they are all idiots I LOVE THEMwha
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jak--ash · 6 days ago
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Preemptive Fix-it Ending to What We Do In the Shadows:
Guillermo and Nandor have an open and honest conversation and confessions. They do love each other but they need to take things slow, communicate more, and have lives separate from each other. They will grow and learn more about themselves and each other. Laslo and Nadja adopt a child. whether it's a human or an unholy creature, they are ready for another chapter in their eternal life, and that's parenthood. They create a vampire parent group in staten island. Seeing Nadja having a loving domestic life, the ghost possessing the doll of Nadja feels completely fulfilled and is able to pass on. Colin shows his perverted side to The Guide and it reawakens her dormant deviancy. They have 0 romantic chemistry but they make insane fuck buddies. they're both comfortable with this arrangement. The documentary crew had to stop the filming due to a loss of budget, as they had failed to ever turn in their footage to the company they were working for- the vampires had hypnotized them years ago to never publish anything they filmed, so the crew had been just hoarding the film while always believing they were meeting deadlines. they only learned the truth when they were shut down.
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will-ow-the-wisp · 1 year ago
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A Nadja and Guillermo friendship is something that can be SO important to me
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his-heartguard · 6 days ago
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Really really necessary that these last couple of episodes pick up the pace. Historically this show has been really good at using a lot of filler in the middle of the season and throwing us tidbits of good stuff here and there within that middle portion while giving us the meatiest and most important parts of the seasonal plots at the beginning and especially finales of the seasons. They kind of cram all of the important stuff in at the last second. And like duh, it makes sense because at the end of the day this is a comedy show first, and that's basically the recipe for comedies with actual built-in plots.
However this show also takes itself just seriously enough and is known to have a large enough fan base that I wish that they weren't following that same pattern for this final season. I'm worried about whether they will do this show justice and give us a satisfying conclusion. There's still a lot of old plots and characters that could/should be re-visited and finished off and we run lower on the amount of time available to do that with every passing episode. Plus we still need to get this season's main plot lines moving along (those being Jerry's American takeover plans and Cannon Capital's likely downfall (which we did finally start getting on with at the end of ep. 7 thank god)), never mind the individual character development arcs and romance plots which are also running for this season and throughout the series as a whole. It feels like we're really going to have to rush through these last couple of episodes to get everything sorted and my anxious ass can't handle it.
me in my room yelling at the writers like
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jeirtza · 1 year ago
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something that's so funny to me in wwdits is the vampires can run at superhuman speeds but they just. choose not too, for some reason, and they jog around instead
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bigtiddygandalf · 2 years ago
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dirk gently’s holistic detective agency: these energy vampires are four anarchist punks that travel around in a van with their resident chronically ill girl, committing property damage and arson
what we do in the shadows: this energy vampire is just Some Guy™
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