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Yes pookie of course you can tell people I’m dead to make them cry don’t bother to ask just go for it 💕

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#Happy Superbowl superb owl

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Oh

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“Nandermo is a problematic dynamic” Nadja literally hypnotised Laszlo before she turned him into a vampire AND had sex with him and he didn’t even find out until later. Just say you hate gay people.

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He was a boy

He was his boss

Can I make it any more obvious?

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Doodle of Nadja and Nadja doll I made earlier this evening meanwhile testing my new charcoal pencils...

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Personally, to keep in tradition of wwdits technically being a sitcom, I need an episode of Nandor trying and failing to tell Guillermo how he feels about him and things just keep getting in the way. I want a whole season of it actually.

Nandor makes a romantic human dinner? Turns out it’s Colin’s birthday and nobody remembered. Now he’s being coerced by Nadja and Laszlo into pretending the meal was made for him! (Guillermo reminds him that Colin Robinson can’t eat human food with a look of his face like ‘I’m kind of disappointed you can’t remember this about your own roommate’ and Nandor wants to punch something.)

Nandor organises a stargazing event together? Laszlo intervenes with some bullshit facts about stars and Nandor has to go to space again to prove him wrong (Guillermo said he could see him from space through the telescope, he had apparently been watching the whole time.)

Nandor tries to give Guillermo a cherished ring that his own mother gave him? Nadja bursts into the room sobbing about how she lost the wedding ring Laszlo gave her and so Nandor gives her the one he was planning to give Guillermo (just to get her to shut up, obviously, Guillermo thinks it was very kind of him.)

Just flat out confesses his love for Guillermo to his face? It wasn’t Guillermo, it was Simon the devious and he’s here to steal Laszlos hat.

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“Oh fuck it these can’t all be clever” my girl. My beloved Guide. My sweetest blorbo who did absolutely 100% all of the crimes, who did so in the most elaborate dramatic way possible, who literally put on such an unnecessarily extensive show for…I can only assume the documentary crew and her own enjoyment and satisfaction?? Who sat kicking her legs, head propped up in her hands asking Laszlo if he’s *suuuurre* he doesn’t want any help??? Who came to see them all in their cages and LITERALLY said *teehee 😁* . Babygirl really said I am going to snap so goddamn fucking hard and completely, but I am going to do it with SHOWMANSHIP and PIZAZZ, she made SUCH a good murderboard (that says *OUCHY!* on it!!!) and then after all that just went….oopsie!! My bad!! Truly my hero you GO babe you’re doing GREAT please please never change

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what was the reason for the close up of nandor's hands here like ok did u guys want to make it extra gay. gayer than it already was.

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me @ myself

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they told us. they told us guillermo wasn't cut out for the killing aspect of being a vampire. hybrid creatures wasn't just a silly throw away episode no they fucking told us. they put a gun in guillermo's hand and told him to kill something that wasn't posing a direct threat to him and he couldn't do it. my boy has got cognitive dissonance out the wazoo (has killed or been complicit in the deaths of thousands over the last 13 years) but him not being able to kill as a vampire himself didn't come out of nowhere

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Happy Season 5 Finale, kids! In honor of tonight's double whammy, I present you with real names that I think were actually just fake identities for Laszlo like Jackie Daytona:

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Nador to Patton Oswalt once he was done with his ass

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Competent Nandor is a sight to behold. He's the one who knew why Guillermo struggled to become a vampire. He's the one who knew how to fully turn him. He knew Guillermo was not ready for all being a vampire entailed and how to rescue him from it. Guess Nandor was right in the Roast. He really is the one who knows Guillermo the best.

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s5ep10

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lord above nandor loves the fuck out of guillermo, he knew he couldnt turn completely and the only way to turn was to kill people but he knew guillermo would hate that.. he would have turned him so they could live eternally together but he knows guillermo would have hated it. he even TOLD guillermo two seasons ago that vampirism is a curse and he cares for him too much to burden him with it because he KNEW guillermo would not have been happy as a vampire

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Model behavior.