#laszlo what we do in the shadows

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He probably ghostwrote the tweet

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[image: laszlo & nadja (the only couple ever) holding hands and looking lovingly into each other’s eyes with the textpost “she’s evil manipulative two sided and cold to YOU. to ME she’s my wife”]

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In 6th season I don’t want much I just want Colin to say “hey Laszlo guess what” and Laszlo just bursting into tears

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Back at it again with WWDITS post

Found these pictures of the characters and they’re all normal. All cute and silly right?

BUT COLIN..

ESPECIALLY THIS ONE.

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✨Penis envy ✨

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Nobody tells someone to "f*ck off" quite like Matt Berry.

Or Thomas Selleck.

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In Weem’s office probably.

Principal Weems: So how do you like your new roommate?

Wednesday: “She’s my best friend, she’s my pal, she’s my home girl, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time pup.”

Enid: Awww…..I think.

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Has anyone noticed how Nandor said he has girl wives and guy wives in one of the episodes and Laszlo calls Nadja…

Implying Laszlo does have or had a man wife.

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I’m currently rewatching seasons 3 and 4 and why have we forgotten how wonderful Nadja and Laszlo’s relationship is???

Laszlo’s speech of how Nadja could fend for herself and how he left London because the others didn’t respect her enough??? Wow.

I mean, Laszlo is so in love with his crazy wife. It’s amazing.

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What We Do In The Shadows Episodes that I wish existed [ Part 1 ]

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Nandor the Relentfull

Colin Robinson makes “Opposite Day” real to convince Nandor to relent. When he does the vampires take advantage of his newfound kindness.

Batshit Crazy

Laszlo gets the “batshits” and can’t turn back into a human, unfortunately batshits are highly contagious.

Gadgets and Gizmos

Guillermo replaces himself with a mannequin wearing glasses in order to attend his sisters baby shower. Nandor makes a confession and the Nadja doll makes a new friend.

Where Wolves?

Nadja’s latest project requires a werewolf tail, but the only way to get one is to be courted by a werewolf during a full moon.

The Lion, the Witch, and the War

The vampires put on a puppet play about Nandor’s favorite war during a dark rainy night.

Oh Fuck! My Guy!

Laszlo, Nadja, the Guide, and Colin Robinson get stuck in an escape room overnight while Guillermo is sick with the flu. Nandor insists on caring for him until he’s better.

A Normal Human Show

An undercover mission forces the household to all take on human personas. Jackie Daytona returns with his new friends Mosquito Larry and Natasia Demetriou.

Gargilo the Hideous

The worlds most beautiful vampire must be put into witness protection by the Staten Island Vampiric Council, her looks prove to be a major distraction.

Doctor What?

The vampires visit the Staten Island Institute of Medicine to try and find a cure for fang rot. Nadja reconnects with an old friend.

Colin “Danger” Robinson

Colin invents a daredevil stunt persona while Nadja accidentally becomes president of the local elementary school parents association.

Battle of the (Hus) Bands

Newly divorced Nandor must fake his marital status to help Laszlo compete in the musical competition “Battle of the Husbands” unfortunately he didn’t tell his fake new spouse, Guillermo.

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I love how unapologetically cringe everyone is in wwdits. They’ll say cringe shit. And do cringe shit. And everyone who makes fun of them they’ll kill them. Satan bless this show

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Laszlo sitting in his chair for almost three weeks straight because he couldn’t decide how to sort his books:

(This is a Vanessa Stockard painting by the way!)

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Things I loved about the first two episodes of WWDITS Season 5 (SPOILERS!!!):

Episode 1:

Laszlo acting like he doesn’t care about Guillermo but he clearly does if he not only noticed he was off but also commented on it

“Cause I’m the king of bottoms”

Nandor clearly not being okay, no matter how many times he says he is

Nandor hypnotizing everyone just so they could forget he tripped

“We are not laughing with you, we are laughing at you”

Nandor breaking down the door

Abandoned orphanage = twinkle twinkle little star apparently

“Your nicest shitty sweater”

Colin Robinson is a waiter I-

“I got so shit on my faced”

All humans work at Panera Bread at some point in their lives

Guillermo’s pause for the editors to put a romantic montage of him and Nandor

The sheer amount of to go bags from the restaurant

How they immediately came back after hearing “mall”

All of them immediately walking away after Guillermo tells them to stay put

Laszlo following Guillermo

Nandor having the time of his life on the carousel

The boss not even noticing all the blood

Guillermo not needing glasses anymore but wearing them anyway to not tip anybody off

Nandor getting a foot locker

Guillermo using said foot locker as a coffin

Episode 2:

“You just said doo doo” “touché”

Nadja crying about problems that she caused

The Guide!

The fact that no one noticed she was gone

Laszlo quoting Homer and Sean’s friends saying d’oh

The Guide desperately trying to be Nadja’s friend

Guillermo can make bat ears

Laszlo not knowing who Celine Dion is

“Get in losers, we’re going shopping!”

The destroyed police car

Nandor and Laszlo getting arrested

Laszlo admitting he’s not very good at hypnosis

Nadja also losing her language

There’s a Little Antipaxos!

Nadja talking about how kind she is and ignoring The Guide

A vampire finally got to turn a Jonathan

Never mind

Nandor telling all the cops he’s a captain and letting Laszlo be one of his favorite characters

And then using that power to do whatever he wanted

Laszlo thinking Guillermo had “the shits”

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Jim the Vampire be like :

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Next time we go to the mall we'll be sure to rock that Laszlo energy.