#laszlo what we do in the shadows

[ap-kinda-lit]

He probably ghostwrote the tweet

[ghostie-cola]

[image: laszlo & nadja (the only couple ever) holding hands and looking lovingly into each other’s eyes with the textpost “she’s evil manipulative two sided and cold to YOU. to ME she’s my wife”]

[oddmediaforall101]

Back at it again with WWDITS post

Found these pictures of the characters and they’re all normal. All cute and silly right?

BUT COLIN..

ESPECIALLY THIS ONE.

[b1pirate]

[cravensworthy]

✨Penis envy ✨

[officiallylatetotheparty]

Nobody tells someone to "f*ck off" quite like Matt Berry.

Or Thomas Selleck.

[cieldunoir]

Has anyone noticed how Nandor said he has girl wives and guy wives in one of the episodes and Laszlo calls Nadja…

Implying Laszlo does have or had a man wife.

[nerodavamp]

I’m currently rewatching seasons 3 and 4 and why have we forgotten how wonderful Nadja and Laszlo’s relationship is???

Laszlo’s speech of how Nadja could fend for herself and how he left London because the others didn’t respect her enough??? Wow.

I mean, Laszlo is so in love with his crazy wife. It’s amazing.

[idontcarecarebear]

Please, because I know how desperately Nandor would have wanted to keep Guillermo’s memory gone so that they could stay together, and it would have made Nandor so happy to have Guillermo return to him and see how excited he was to work for him before they grew apart.

[miracl3-align3r]

Laszlo sitting in his chair for almost three weeks straight because he couldn’t decide how to sort his books:

(This is a Vanessa Stockard painting by the way!)

[rel312]

Things I loved about the first two episodes of WWDITS Season 5 (SPOILERS!!!):

Episode 1:

Laszlo acting like he doesn’t care about Guillermo but he clearly does if he not only noticed he was off but also commented on it

“Cause I’m the king of bottoms”

Nandor clearly not being okay, no matter how many times he says he is

Nandor hypnotizing everyone just so they could forget he tripped

“We are not laughing with you, we are laughing at you”

Nandor breaking down the door

Abandoned orphanage = twinkle twinkle little star apparently

“Your nicest shitty sweater”

Colin Robinson is a waiter I-

“I got so shit on my faced”

All humans work at Panera Bread at some point in their lives

Guillermo’s pause for the editors to put a romantic montage of him and Nandor

The sheer amount of to go bags from the restaurant

How they immediately came back after hearing “mall”

All of them immediately walking away after Guillermo tells them to stay put

Laszlo following Guillermo

Nandor having the time of his life on the carousel

The boss not even noticing all the blood

Guillermo not needing glasses anymore but wearing them anyway to not tip anybody off

Nandor getting a foot locker

Guillermo using said foot locker as a coffin

Episode 2:

“You just said doo doo” “touché”

Nadja crying about problems that she caused

The Guide!

The fact that no one noticed she was gone

Laszlo quoting Homer and Sean’s friends saying d���oh

The Guide desperately trying to be Nadja’s friend

Guillermo can make bat ears

Laszlo not knowing who Celine Dion is

“Get in losers, we’re going shopping!”

The destroyed police car

Nandor and Laszlo getting arrested

Laszlo admitting he’s not very good at hypnosis

Nadja also losing her language

There’s a Little Antipaxos!

Nadja talking about how kind she is and ignoring The Guide

A vampire finally got to turn a Jonathan

Never mind

Nandor telling all the cops he’s a captain and letting Laszlo be one of his favorite characters

And then using that power to do whatever he wanted

Laszlo thinking Guillermo had “the shits”

[tapiocats]

Mistletoe Valentines time (5/8)

Kiss meme by @bettsyversum on Twitter ! Info under the cut 🦇

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

[squooshysstitchbits]

🦇 One Laszlo Cravensworth BAT! 🦇

Cross stitch designed and Stitched by me.

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[your-mums-nuts]

Predicting this scene right here is gonna have a zoom in on nandor looking bitchy and petty and jealous

[cravensworthy]

Jim the Vampire be like :