#collapses dramatically

[nemuizerii]

based on that one manga panel u know the one

[siryyeet]

This is what today felt like to me

[suntails]

fallen

[feroluce]

Clank clank clank clank cl-

[boyrobott]

why is this simultaneously the funniest and saddest thing ever

[hoofpeet]

You think he lets baby sneaslets sneak up on him like big cats do

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

no listen you don't understand- I am obsessed with how differently Anders reacts to Hawke hitting on him after completing his Tranquility quest depending on gender.

He talks about how he hopes he didn't come off as selfish for keeping Justice a secret, and Hawke has the flirty option of "at least he got a nice body."

With a lady Hawke, his response is a dramatic, "Noooo, don't do that~ Don't go there, I don't want to hurt you~ That's not going to end well~ I'll break your heart~" like he's so serious about it, and when Hawke tells him to do it, that she doesn't mind a little pain, he gives a hard no; "I'll break your heart and that might kill me as surely as the templars."

But with male Hawke?? Anders is like, ".....So y'know, in the circle everything is about rules and order so we apprentices found ways to make it bearable, if you know what I mean, hint hint wink wink. Karl and I? Yeah, he was my first. I've always believed people fall in love with a whole person, not just a body. Why would you shy away from loving someone just because they're like you? Soooo.... does it bother you that I've been with other men??"

Like.... Anders, babe, it's so interesting that you're out here warning a lady Hawke against getting involved with you but then with male Hawke suddenly "nooo don't do that~" is tossed out the window in favor of making sure he knows you're interested.

[fairer-tales]

you know what captain you’re right i too would die on the spot if people started embarrassing me in front of my crush

[demapatto-art]

Art Trade with @itsirishree

GOING INSANE I LORVE THUEM HAJSGJAGSKSGKAHAKAJAAJAJBSKA MYQ UEEN SO PRETTY

[lilyofthevalleyys]

Barty: How do you say ‘your brain is fucking stupid and I can’t understand the shit it comes up with’ but more formal?

Regulus: ‘Your mind works in such unusual ways that it is beyond one’s comprehension’. Why?

Barty: Nothing

-Later-

*Evan and Barty in a sort-of fight*

Barty: Your mine works in such inusual ways that it is before one’s com-pra-han-si-on!

Evan: (Heard nothing past ‘your mine’) *Blushing and laughing slightly*

Dorcas and Pandora: *Dying with laughter*

Regulus: *Gives up* Somebody stab me with a knife. And throw my body in the ocean.

[ant1quarian]

Cough cough TNMN Utmv Dust

Cw: Staring, insanity, he's unhinged and you decided to lock him out (how rude <- /silly ), and also blood warning

[royaltea000]

Hi, again!!

this is the anon that told you about SWK’s kids a few days ago- so when I saw your newest post I- *Sobbing in the distance*

ALSO Fun Fact: Yuebei Xing is his only daughter, her name also means “Moon Comet Star”

Pāramitā, his oldest son- who is also both a king and a general- means “Perfection”

I would love to think that Wukong constantly has his hands full with his kids. Especially considering the fact that both of his eldest are strong as heck!!

Of course Wukong’s kids would have the most ostentatious royal sounding princess names ever they all inherited his +1000 aura.

Dude probably has like over 300 concubines back home and his kids just crawl all over him and chew his tail whenever he’s there. I also think it would be super funny if he just comes back after a century and they’re fully grown going hi dad! :D but he’s just like who are you people 🗿

Also at one point every cub goes through demon monkey puberty where they accidentally sneeze and blast a hole through the wall lmao. Do you think he gets them fixed or just leaves em there as like a commemorative baby’s first power burst?

[gin-juice-tonic]

The worst thing is the part of this game where these sprites are relevant is

not long

[gio-cosmo]

[aobabes]

I really appreciate how far away this camera angle is 🥰 (i am falling over, convulsing, foaming at the mouth, dying)