#collaborative comedy

[fractoluminescence]

Creating ships against their own will

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[possession1981-moving]

JUNG EUN-JI as Lee Mi-jin MISS NIGHT AND DAY (2024) Dir. Lee Hyung-min | Ep. 1

[candicewright]

Replaying Pathologic 2 day 4 rn and Artemy really is the funniest fucker in the town

[fractoluminescence]

Aww why's this in the comments only

Hey guys, my opponent just fused their entire side of the board into a gestalt entity, which is currently dissecting and calcifying my pieces such that they fit into its twisted vision of an eternal, perfect state of the universe. What's the best counter in this situation?

[mysticraven20]

Happy New Year my lovelies 🥳

‘The Situationship’ release date is growing closer and closer!

Here's more of a sneak peek from myself and @peony_fanart

Prologue:

Marinette sighed as she flicked the small machine light off. She looked to Tikki, needing her kwami’s support now more than ever. “I’m just worried, okay? I’m due to leave Paris in three weeks and I just don’t know if I can! What if something happens when I’m gone? It’s my duty to protect the city, and here I am planning to swan off, halfway around the world, to do whatever I want.”

She felt deflated. She was meant to be excited. Everyone expected her to be excited. But she couldn't be…she just couldn’t.

The Big Bang is upon us!! See you all on 5th January 🩷

@mlbigbang

[sanaserena]

“Will you stay still! I still need to turn you into mashed potato!” Aurora snarled.

But of course, that was too much to ask.  It was like telling hot chilli not to be hot!  Or pretending that a green charleston chili didn’t have the potential to be spicy.  Anyone who knew their foods, knew that never say never was more likely!

“So, out of curiosity,” Kid said, grinning widely, grabbing a random person nearby as a shield.  “Who got more drunk?”

Aurora’s rock hit Kid square in the face.  

She heard a “ Fuck!” and launched herself at him, shoving the innocent bystander away, and sat on Kid, fisting his shirt once again.  It was such a long way away from the first time they met, and it had been Kid who had been shaking her.  Well payback was a bitch.

“Drake did!” She shook him once.

Kid blinked, his grin died.  “What really?”

“Yes damn it.”  She dragged his face close to hers. “Because every time I said something, he chose to drink instead of answering.”

“Seriously?  What kind of game were you both playing?” he asked, confused, for one second forgetting that Aurora was straddled over him, furious.

“The let’s-see-if-I-could-make-him-regret-it game.  That whole day was the worst date I’ve ever been on, you miserable, limp, over boiled spinach!”  

Kid frowned. “Wait, wait, wait…If he was blushing, what the hell did you ask?”  

Aurora just blinked at him.  “That’s all you can focus on?”

“Was redhead there?”

“On my date with Drake?” She looked at him pointedly. 

“Well she seems like the type to make a guy red in the face.”

“Is your head in the gutter?” Aurora crossed her arms over her chest. 

“Yeah, but seriously, what would make that lizard man blush?”

“She asked if I wanted to play a strip drinking game,” said a much too familiar voice behind Aurora, surprisingly calm.  “And whether I’d prefer to see her naked or Joy, whether I preferred a girl to take her bra off under her shirt or shirt off but bra on, whether I preferred shirt off or pants off underwear still on, what my favourite sex position is, and what positions I liked best, and many, many other questions I now understand were meant to scare me off.  Oh, and she told me that she recently enjoyed your oh-so-expensive rum while playing a strip game with a former Admiral.”

Kid looked stunned.

Aurora jerked around, blushing badly.  What the hell was Drake doing here?  And how the hell did he say all that so calmly? 

Drake was standing there, arms also folded over his chest, looking resolved, despite the furious blush at his neck.  Aurora hadn’t expected to see him again!

“You—” Kid growled, spotting Drake.  “Get your little girlfriend off me!”

“I’m not his girlfriend!” Aurora said.  

“Oh that’s right, because you’re a food obsessed little monster!  You need to get off me!  I can't believe you used my rum on a stripping game.  Thought you of all people would have appreciated it!”

"Actually it was the drinking game not the strip game," Aurora said looking at both Kid and Drake pointedly. "And don't be a baby, we sold the rest if that makes you feel better!"

Kid gaped.  "Are you fucking kidding me, you little monster!"

Aurora ignored him. “Why are you here?” she asked Drake.

“I’m coming with you.”

“What?” Aurora and Kid said at the same time, one in surprise, and the other in horror.

~♥~♦~♠~♣~♥~♦~♠~♣~♥~♦~♠~♣~♥~♦~♠~♣~♥~♦~♠~♣~♥~♦~♠~♣~♥~♦~♠~♣~

"Aurora throws rocks at Kid in interrogation, Drake appears scene" from Ch 54 of my collab semi-canon divergent fic with @legacyofafox, Two Devils and the Toughest Pirates on the Seas: A How-to Guide on Teasing over on AO3 (X Drake x OC pairing (Aurora, my character for the fic); Eustass Kid and Aurora are frenemies at best)

[sinclairwantstohelp]

Hello folks. I've been trying to plan out production for the next year of my show. The last two years, I've written and produced every aspect of the show and only just moved to full cast during my most reason set of stories. Unfortunately, as I'm working on putting together next season, I'm realizing that it's getting unfeasible to do a set of three anthology stories while I'm also working on the next multi-part story, especially when I'm also going to be spending a lot of next year taking big steps in my real life. I really want to give the show at least one more year to connect with audiences, but it's probably not gonna happen unless I find some help. If anyone is familiar with the show, or is even just interested in doing some writing/cowriting with someone else, let's chat. Thanks.

[bellhopping]

im ben bernanke, and i need your teeth for the federal reserve! th

Gonna be real with you I'm not sure how you want me to respond to this

[valarhalla]

My Roman Empire is that motherfucking Tom Stoppard was originally hired to write the script for the 2007 His Dark Materials adaptation, only to have to the script tossed out and be replaced by the guy who wrote the American Pie movies.

[brilliantfantasticgeronimo]

"you keep her safe?" "I will 👍 keep her safe 🤡I promise🤪"

[marinerainbow]

Wheezy's face was absolutely slack, and his fingers twitched at his sides; Shiny (Scratch that, no one-) had ever seen him so beside himself as he came to the realisation that she... was the one who brought him back.

(For context this is meant to be about that idea that Shiny turned Wheezy into a ghoul ^^ But you can make it whatever you want!)

~

As soon as those words 'Is it even a girl??' came outta Buckman you only had one important question for him as he straightens up and immediately startles at your extremely dubious expression aimed directly at him; Because, sorry sorry, but- Would that make a difference???

(For context, again- I've been thinking a lot about that one bit in 2001 Maniacs with Lester and Jezebel, and Buckman leaning down to check if Jezebel was a female sheep- as if that would might make thus union better somehow 😂😂😂 I dunno its just so ridiculous it cracks me up XD )

~

Poppy absolutely positively could not feel her legs in that moment, that the Evil freaken Queen took up her paw in her hand and shook it, saying how she (Grimhilde, the Evil Freaken Queen- ) enjoyed the cartoons that she starred in years ago; All Poppy could think was that she's just as pretty in person!-

~

"Y/N, darlin', take me back, please cher, I- I'm begging you- one more chance; Just one more, sweetheart, I promise I wont mess it up this time." - Dr Facilier

Some random ones for you to pick from! If none of them do it for you, that's totally cool; Just giving you some options!

Aaaahhh thank you so much anon (who I totally don't know the identity of)! These prompts are absolutely amazing! I've been thinking about 1 and 3 all day honestly XD

Also, gonna go with paragraphs and not sentences again because I can't restrain myself to just five sentences. I think in general I'm just gonna go with paragraphs XD

Warnings for mentions of... Uh... Well, if you've seen 2001 Maniacs, or read the prompt, you know what's going on between Lester and poor Jezebel. I didn't direct that movie, anon and I are just making comedy from that scene. And cursing.

~

"You... 'Yer the one that did this to me?"

For the first time in a long time, Shiny felt the skin on her back crawl from the ice cold glare in the ghouls eyes alone. If it weren't for the fact that she could very easily make him combust if he made a move towards her, she would have been scared for her life. Not that she'd admit that out loud, "Ok, Wheeze, I know I screwed up. How 'bout we talk this out over a couple of dri-"

"Talk? You- You can't just talk this out." His tone was below freezing, and one hand at his side balled up into a fist. But he didn't take a step closer to her like she was preparing for. Instead, the other hand pointed an angry finger at the witch, "You brought me back when I was at peace! What the hell were you even tryin' t'do out there!?

"I'll tell you if you can calm yourself." The woman fired back as she got one of her personal jars and a couple of glasses out. She tried not to sound too harsh, though; she couldn't exactly blame Wheezy for freaking out over this discovery. Especially since witches usually only summoned the dead to try to use them in some way, "Look. I can assure you, I had no nefarious intentions that night. But I can't explain if you start losin' your head. So sit down, have some moonshine, and listen with your ears and not your emotions. Kay?"

Shiny kept a straight look on her face as she offered one of the glasses to him, while Wheezy continued to glare at her for a moment... There was no sign of teasing or trickery that he could see, "..."

Finally, the ghoul just grabbed the jar- not the small glass she offered- from her hand and took a good swig out of that before silently making his way to her couch. He could hear her mumble, "I guess I deserve that." Behind him, and rummage for a separate jar before following him.

(Shhhh this is totally five paragraphs. Five plus one is still five in writers world XD)

~

When your oh-so-beloved mayor looked at you like you just sprouted two heads, it took everything in you not to smack him upside the head when he asked innocently, "What? What'd I say, darlin'?"

"What did you- George, why would it make any difference if that poor sheep was a 'girlie'!?" You exclaimed in a huff. You've been a citizen of this town for literal centuries, witnessed many horrific jubilees all these years, yet this was possibly the most disturbing thing you've heard in a long while. Next to finding out what Harper kept under his bed, "Lester should be kept away from all our animals! No matter if they're boys or girls!"

"Hey! I ain't hurtin' Jezebel! I wouldn't even dream of it!" Lester insisted, and you couldn't help the pursing of your lips and the roll of your eyes as you slowly look towards your sweethearts' unfortunate son.

"Lester, you're the accused. Not the lawyer. You don't get to make any objections." Lester just stared at you slack jawed, looking like he was struggling to wrap his head around what you said. When he and neither of his brothers- who had just been standing back watching this shit show go down- didn't say anything, you turned back to Buckman, "Now-"

"Well, can I be my own lawyer?" And at that, you just threw your hands up and stormed off to help Boone in the kitchen. Honestly, you were this close to joining the northerners. They have made some pretty good points over the years...

~

Poppy's eyes were wide as she stared back up at the fellow toon- The Evil Queen! Was shopping at her store!? And she knew insignificant her!? If this was a dream, she didn't want to be woken up! Realizing she was just staring, the rabbit shook her head and hoped to god that her stutter wouldn't rear its ugly head now of all times, "Y-You are? You're a f-fan of mi- my work?? I... Wow! I-I have no idea wh-what to say! Th-Thank you so much Miss Grim- I mean my lady!"

... She must have sounded so stupid to the Queen. But if she did, the woman made no indication of that. In fact she- oh lord, was that a smirk?? She felt like she was going to faint! "There's no need for formalities. Now, would you care to assist me? I haven't been to this shop before."

Ok. If she was shot dead right now, Poppy could die happy. Grimhilde wanted her help??? "Y-Yes! I-I'm more than happy to a-assist my la- Miss Grimhilde! You mentioned y-you wanted velvet, right?"

...

Poppy had no clue how she managed to hold herself together for so long- especially since Grimhilde wanted to enquire about her previous career! But once the queen left the store, she knew she couldn't go back to her station right away. She had to tap out, "Um... H-Hannah? Could you t-take over measurements for a moment? I-I need to... F-Fetch something from the back."

Thank the lord. Her coworker was willing to help. Though that knowing look really didn't make things any better. Nevertheless, Poppy rushed to the nearest door that led to the stock room, continued on until she reached a far corner where she was certain no one would hear her... And then let out all the excited squealing she had been holding back for so long, "She knows me!!!"

~

You sighed as you remembered those last words from your love. The last time the two of you had spoken in a long time- if you can even call it that. You had been so enraged with Facilier that you just packed your things and left.

You couldn't believe him at first. How he took advantage of innocent people. How he trapped them to feed their souls to his friends in exchange for granting their wishes. Sometimes, in ways that they never even wanted in the first place. You knew he practiced voodoo. You knew he didn't much care for the higher class, and you did agree that they needed to be knocked down a few pegs- but not like this! Just how many lives did he ruin that had nothing to do with his position in life?

But... You miss him. Facilier wasn't just the love of your life. He was your friend. You two hadn't known each other all your lives, but you had been with each other through thick and thin within the comparatively short period you two were together. It felt like the two of you knew each other in ways nobody else on Earth could. You had let the shadow man in, and you couldn't push him out. No matter how hard you tried.

Which was what led to you here. Walking down the still familiar alleyway, passing by the still dead tree in the center of this hidden space in the city, knocking on the chipped purple door, and tearing up at the sight of your other half as he looked so shocked to see you, "Sweethe-... Y/N?"

"Hey there... Cher."

(What happens next? You decide~)

I hope you like these! I think this'll help a lot with the writers block. Thank you! ^^

[shredsandpatches]

thinkin' about the T/V distinction in Doctor Faustus

[emi1y]

OHH thats all so cool omg i knew they did a lot of producing and writing for other musicians but i didnt realize how POPULAR some of them were ... hehehe popstar movie i watched . i love their silly club music though but YEAH theyre actually super talented despite what youd might assume i love themsorry this took forever to type . yay music 🎶🎶

LITERALLY YAY MUSIC❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️ the fact that their club style music is soo silly is what threw me off the most when i found out they wrote music for other people bc a lot of it doesnt even sound like them it sounds like the style of the artist they're writing for. which is the job of a song writer i know that but its still sooo crazypants that they really are skilled at that career on top of making lots of just funny music too..

[zenosanalytic]

Kate Beaton may have moved on, but it's good to know Brave tumblrers exist to carry the flame u_u u_u u_u

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[sanaserena]

Aurora on the other hand was sharpening her knives when Drake stumbled back into the Sneak Attack. 

He looked, in short, dreadful.  He was overall pretty neat still, but he looked like he had run miles. 

“Where have you been?” Aurora asked.

He shucked off his boots and raked a hand through his hair, before coming over to Aurora.  

Aurora squeaked when Drake wrapped his arms around her and dropped facedown on the couch, dragging her with him.  

“What are you doing?”

She poked him.

“Catching my breath.”

“While holding me?”

“Yes.  Did you know the Fleet Admiral has spies here, actively spying?”

Aurora blinked, craning her head to look at him.  But Drake had his eyes closed.

“No?”

“Well he does.”  There was a pause.  “They chased me!  I had to sacrifice something when the Fleet Admiral came running.”

Aurora gasped.  “Not the camera right?”

“No.  Koby.”

“Koby?”

“May he rest in peace.”

Aurora tried sitting up.  But Drake didn’t let her.  “Drake….” she protested.

“I’m exhausted and you’re warm. Stay, please?”

“But…”  He actually felt like a volcano.  Just how much exercise had he been doing?

“I can’t move,” he said, just plain exhausted.

~♥~♦~♠~♣~♥~♦~♠~♣~♥~♦~♠~♣~♥~♦~♠~♣~♥~♦~♠~♣~♥~♦~♠~♣~♥~♦~♠~♣~

"Drake comes back to the girls' submarine, exhausted scene" from Ch 58 of my collab semi-canon divergent fic with @legacyofafox, Two Devils and the Toughest Pirates on the Seas: A How-to Guide on Teasing over on AO3 (X Drake x OC pairing (Aurora, my character for the fic)

[sinclairwantstohelp]

Hey folks, I just finished the last episode of my second volume, and I'm starting to plan out my audio drama future. Besides working on my first full cast story, I'm also planning other, future full cast stories, as well as other projects that are unrelated, such as getting into horror aimed at younger audiences. I really want to start collaborating with other like-minded creators, workshopping ideas and developing projects with higher production value. Please DM me if you're at all interested.