#coldcock

[officiallotusgold-blog]

#ColdCock #HearbleWhisky

[yashley]

It’s about this time, another voice pushes into your head, like a bat out of hell. 

[tenthhex]

I did the most INTJ thing the other day and I started telling a fellow kinkster about it. He doesnt know much about MBTI so I started off by telling him that the Intj stereotype is Batman. Well. That conversation derailed right into "Alfred forcemascing Bruce as a young adult and erasing all evidence of his wrong gender". I don't read fanfiction, but someone please write this. I'll read it. Idgaf if it's "bad". Feed this gremlin.

[aevarswall]

Surely after this good work I'll be holy enough to approach God without shame!

[whimsicalcotton]

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[jayviked]

umm

[theyre-gay-because-i-say-so]

Today's LGBT+ Headcanon is;

Maximillion 'Max' Galactica from Ace Attorney-Trans Nonbinary (He/They)

Species: Human

Status: Alive

[major-gilneass]

…why is it cold tho.

[enigmaris]

Danny Kills the Joker AU

Danny is on the run in gotham, as you do in dpxdc fics. His parents are dead and he is trying to stay out of Vlad's custody. Gotham has plenty of ectoplasm to hide his ecto signature. It also has a high enough population of homeless people that no one would even notice Danny just showing up.

He's been living rough in gotham, mostly sticking to Crime Alley and The Narrows, sleeping in abandoned buildings or in relatively clean parts of the sewer system. He eats what he can find and does his best never to be seen.

Not good enough since he along with like 30 other street kids get picked up by joker goons and tied up. Joker is planning an explosive party for the city to watch and he needed guests. Joker literally set up bombs of joker gas around the city that will go off and send the entire city into pandemonium, killing millions. The only way to stop the bombs is to kill his guests (homeless kids from Crime Alley) which the city can vote on. Kill themselves or kill kids.

Danny is sitting at the edge of the group, listening as Joker televises his new plan to the entire city.

He really, really hates clowns.

He is also not gonna let this guy kill all of these kids. He may not be a hero anymore but those protection instincts didnt die with his parents.

And also fuck that clown.

He phases through his bonds, and then starts asking the various kids to borrow their hat, gloves, and scarf. Gotham street kids take one look at this out of town kid and mentally wish him luck while planning out his funeral. They keep on acting terrified because as stupid as this kid is being, they're not snitches either.

Danny puts on the borrowed clothes to hide his face and hair. He can't be identified, or Vlad is gonna be on his ass tomorrow. Once fully covered he gets up and into view of the camera. The Joker notices him, turns around to laugh and jeer at him. Probably shoot him for being impolite and interrupting him. Danny doesnt even pause just walks right up to the clown and coldcocks him.

Based on the sound of bones snapping Danny admits he might have punched a little too hard. Danny checks the Jokers pulse and immediately panics. Danny has Batman levels of fear around killing and he is panicking about becoming Dan.

"Holy Shit I killed him!" He says, to the entire city because the camera is still rolling.

Cue:

Danny running for his life, trying to hide away from his fear and guilt.

Red Hood becoming like his dad and drawing up mental adoption papers

Harley Quinn also drawing up adoption papers, paper ones, while Poison Ivy changes their home's 'no boys allowed' banner to 'son boy allowed'

Jokers goons trying to find Danny to kill him for killing their boss

City wide pandemonium as the jokers death is confirmed and people are partying in the streets, the mayor is planning on giving the street kid who did it the key to the fucking city

The batfam trying to find Danny to protect him from Jokers Goons (Bruce is third in line for custody not that he knows he is gonna have to fight both Harley and Jason for the honor)

The crime alley kids are still not snitching on the kid who saved them. Anyone who asks them about Danny only respond with 'what are you a cop? Fuck off pig'

Vlad Masters, as someone who has been punched by Danny, immediately recognizes the punch and flies to Gotham to find his wayward 'son'.

Vlad even meets with Brucie Wayne to ask for help in finding Danny. Bruce gets bad vibes from Vlad and is even more invested in finding Danny. The boy has dark hair, blue eyes, and a tragic orphan backstory. Its fate!

Danny meanwhile is hiding in some sewer somewhere breathing into a paper bag as he panics about becoming a world ending threat.

[harpers-tartarus]

I still think about when Siobhan coldcocked Brennan by translating his Latin in real-time

[thenukacolachallenge]

it really doesn’t seem like Page One is having a very good week.

[zodiac-wars]

Absolutely nothing in this entire season so far rocked my shit like this scene. Maybe nothing in D20. Absolutely coldcocked.

[eebie]

i glare at myself in the mirror and swing a punch in a fit of rage but my reflection counters it and coldcocks me right across the jaw and steps out of the mirror while im down and just absolutely wrecks my shit

[sunsteps101]

What I think is going on in Voyager having not seen it (at the request of @lilvoyagercomics ):

- Janeway is the captain. She is ready to coldcock anyone for a damn coffee

- She has clearly hired Odysseus as her navigation officer cause wow

- Her XO is desperately trying to keep her from outright murder

- A vulcan is there for sass

- They also have a gremlin in pajamas who insists on being a cook. No one is quite sure why he was there in the first place

- The vulcan and the gremlin get transporter merged and the resulting hybrid is delightful. Janeway can't handle that level of mental stability on her ship, and kills him

- At some point the crew get turned into lizards

- The ship is also filled with cheese at another point

- They meet the Borg out there because of course they do. However, Janeway is so badass she assimilates one of them into her crew instead

- Harry Kim is there. He will never be promoted

- They also didn't bother to hire a doctor so they just use a hologram

- For surviving this chaos and managing to get back home, Janeway is promoted on arriving back (probably because they are terrified of her)

[stabbyfoxandrew]

Vampdrew please!!! It’s so hard to choose, though, all of them are so good!

- @aftgphoenix

WIP Wednesday (1/15) | Vampire Andrew AU (Part 208)

Once Neil is all tucked in with a trash can beside the bed, Andrew goes out to the living room to find Kevin preparing his own. Which means Kevin has spread a blanket out on the couch and thrown a pillow on the arm rest. It is not the most comfortable place to sleep, but Andrew has known worse. Kevin turns when he realizes he's not alone and lets out a sigh.

"Well, that didn't work."

"Relax. We'll figure him out."

"How?" Kevin asks, arms crossed and pouty-faced.

"If I have to, I will string him up by his ankles and use him like a piñata until the truth comes tumbling out. It doesn't matter, Kevin. You are safe. Not a single thing goes on in this house without me knowing. Neil is not going to wake up before the sun. The K.O. from Jason plus the dust we gave him is liable to keep Neil thoroughly unconscious till morning. We'll figure out what to do with him then."

"Alright." Kevin sits down on the coffee table to remove his shoes, sets them neatly by the couch. Then he stands back up and pulls his shirt off over his head, trading it for a more comfortable one he must've brought from the dorm. Andrew watches this display, successfully feigning disinterest until he realize whose shirt Kevin has got on.

Kevin doesn't say a word, just continues making himself bed-ready. He undoes his belt next and starts to shuck off his pants. And Andrew isn't sure whether he should stare or leave the state. He settles for watching from the corner of his eye, biting down on the inside of his cheek. Kevin folds his pants, sets them on the table.

Then he is suddenly standing before Andrew in nothing but boxers and Andrew's favorite fucking t-shirt, looking like a wet dream and a night terror all rolled into one. Andrew swallows. "You're wearing my shirt."

"Mm, I brought it from the dorm. I figured you would need something to wear tomorrow. And this way I can extra-Kevin it for you." Kevin tells him with a shrug. He's attempting to play at nonchalance, but it doesn't work because his heart is racing. He's flushed. And his pretty head is swimming, or at least dog-paddling, from the drinks he managed to gulp down before Neil got himself coldcocked. He's done this on purpose, planned it in advance. He wants Andrew to look at him.

Andrew looks.

He lets his eyes slide all the way down, lingering on Kevin's long, long legs then back up. Tortuously slow. To memorize this image, to burn it into his mind. Once he's through he raises his gaze back to Kevin's face and he's staring back at Andrew, waiting for something to happen.

Andrew wants to make something happen. He wants to make his pathetic backroom fantasy a reality. He was to pull Kevin into the bathroom and push him up against the wall and drop to his knees. To take him apart. To hear what it sounds like when Kevin Day comes on his tongue and not in his own hand.

Andrew's almost convinced himself it's worth it when his fangs threaten to slip. That's when his sense returns. Andrew mutters a goodnight and flits up the stairs to the sanctity of his bedroom before he can do something as stupid as Kevin. He finally takes a chance to get himself off properly then takes a shower to get Neil's stink off of him before he goes to lie down.

[justdealingwithsomeissues]

Alan Davis' run on Excalibur is iconic... and with him leaving the book, it takes such a sudden drop in quality that it feels like getting coldcocked out of nowhere.