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"Cocky Today"
Love & Rockets Volume 2 #1 (Spring 2001)
Jaime Hernandez
Fantagraphics Books
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Things you didn’t want to know but know you know but you didn’t know you didn’t know you didn’t know you didn’t know you didn’t want to know that Star followed by rainbow over my head Black prism My autistic stuttering mind Black prism knowledge can’t really tell you Just predict things maybe . Statistics better math better than logic Always a range Finding that min max ratio How ugly am I how hot am I , How fucked am I . Am I even value Fuckin’ a Feeling like a weird republican , Sometimes liberal words Hits like a feather Hits like a hacky sack to my toe Feels kinda good . Black prism words kept in a box We have control Mission Control Tom Sawyer Huck finn Uncle toms cabin You can’t know these words . These are museum in a glass Shapes not to be touch Existing as a black prism . Releasing into the news Oopsies someone is using these thing again Ooooooo Watch out . Having its intended effect as always Gotta flagellate at least once per day . What did they do to you catholics Protestant myself My brain blended Worst case scenario imagined at 7 Eternal suffering for myself Internal bleaching Ammonia smell Inducing psychosis on purpose Epilepsy Swelling . . On purpose by accident Accidentally on purpose by my elders Weird volunteering fathers of uncles Who knows who they were Babysitting 8 children Weird stories Weird monitoring Free time Banging on instruments Random. But. Y’all are gonna burn in hell Here’s some sheep and farmers on black felt Weird cutout shapes to tell stories on black felt material on an easle . . . Story catcher False idol I’m supposed to think about the meaning Not the weird shapes . Even as a kid Smarter than dad Are you smarter than a 7 year old with autism And a weird obsession for story Neer neener neder I climbed this tree fast I clumb it motherfuck Ain’t is a fucking a words It ain’t in the dictionary Cuz it ain’t been written yet You all forgot which came first . Oxford I’m even from this fucking country Fucking fucking moron people Nobody is from this fucking country English is language bleach In your mouth . My language. Fucking different Mexican language. Not even Spanish Can’t English. Cuz they can’t speak Spanish Not their fucking language It’s not even the same as Spain. Neither is porteño Buenos Aires spanish Vos chopame las bolas or something . Commands hidden in English Hilarious how easy it is to speak it Everyone knows your code Great job Its such a good good good great language Holy cow! Yeehaw!!! Funny foreigners 100% American cowboy hat from India day 1 Loving america Big fuckin’ trucks Muddin Sending it Every day every morning All talk talk No substance required here We all get it Head nodding in tandem . . The American dream It’s not real because you’re not faking it yet You’re not acting superior enough You want things to be equal. And we only see up . . Slinky going downhill on an escalator Shepards fucking tone of logic and being stuck Limits of human vision Strange feelings Weird passions What are my goals now Feeling better Running…. Where. . Starting clubs Staring a company A company of superheroes Superheroes This town.. isn’t working We move as group now We all have things going We’re fluctuating We’re flexible Modular . Tiny home community Like ken keesy Ken keasy roadies in 300 square foot places Takin up floors Picking up shit our dogs slipped out Raw food Minimizes waste Pooping less Paying more Living healthier Weird tradeoffs Black prism of tradeoffs
#poetry#weird energy today#spitting today#acid tongue#20 hours of sleep#night moon shine washing#different energy#cocky today#not hating today#doing what I want today#feeling what I want today
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michael kaiser before meeting isagi
michael kaiser after meeting isagi
"damn the japanese dude got hands"
#he was so cocky before finding out that the cute japanese boy in tv is actually Mister Shithead Talking Shit Bout Yo Mom And Dad#also that panel sends me into the universe he was scared he was going to be next lmaoooo#michael kaiser#bllk#blue lock#one day i'll stop with the kaisagi shitposting. BUT NOT TODAY#kaisagi
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jace when clary compliments him:
#he really be like: today i was blessed by the goddess's gaze and she saw good in me#i am gonna continue loving her forever and ever#but seriously ik he would be all cocky and confident like mhm that's right but inside he's all: 💖💞💗💝💘💞💕💞💖💖💘💗💕💝💓💗💞💝💗💕💞💝💘💓💕💞#he's such a princess i love him#jace herondale#clary fairchild#jace x clary#clace#the mortal instruments#tmi#tsc
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i am soooo normal about him
#it’s the confused look paired with the cockiness i am feddddd#im being extra annoying today bc he is on fucking fire#carlos alcaraz#davis cup 2024#spain vs netherlands#alcaraz vs griekspoor#<live tennis talk>
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Daniel Ricciardo arrives to the circuit on Media Day ahead of the Dutch GP | Thursday | Zandvoort |
#something incredibly cocky and self-assured him today#the bde of it all#daniel ricciardo#dr3#dutch gp 2024
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Just hanging my towel to dry
#I'm not even hard and I can hang a towel on it#Can you dream man do that?#Feeling a bit cocky today 😏
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new ask meme: could your muse beat byan in a fistfight y/n
#i'm shitposting but also deadly serious. talk to me about this. tell me ur thoughts.#follow up question: would ur muse trust byan to not fight dirty y/n#byan is scrappy tho ok don't underestimate them#but also don't OVERestimate them bc they're also dumb and cocky and overemotional#anyway. been writing over on the multi today. might be continuing; might poke at stuff here; might just disappear into games. idk man lmao#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don't @ me.
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Goodbye prison beard and muscles. I'll remember you lustfully.
#daisy watches tv#aos season 2#the writing on the wall#grant ward#no need to comment on just how fast I'm binging through this#i watched a lot during work today#and then i watched more with my kids tonight#my thoughts about this season thus far:#Lance Hunter i freaking love you#obnoxious at times but he's probably the only one with a healthy perspective on shield#Leo Fitz i want to hug you so tightly#you deserve the world and not the shitshow you are stuck in#and lastly#i freaking love honest and cocky Grant Ward#Coulson and team deserve every bit of frustration he causes them#but really the whole point is#prison ward was freaking hot
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it sucks that ppl online will never get to see every single awesome fit of mine
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And here we have two of splatoon's natural enemies Brushes And Chargers
#nocturne shenanigans#splatoon#splatoon 3#I have lost count how many times I have pulled this stunt#Hell I've lost count how many times I've gotten away with it TODAY#I don't entirely do it to be cocky#I just wanna see if people will learn to turn around now and then#most of the time....they do not#so take it from me#t u r n#a r o u n d
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you're so beautiful, I hate it sm <3
Not everyone can handle a guy like me. It's natural. I understand.
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Okay, I'm asexual and see Young Xehanort as a fun character but not someone I'm at all attracted to. But if Dark Impetus/L'Impeto Oscuro was a person I would absolutely make out with them.
#having a normal one in my thoughts today#kh#kingdom hearts#young xehanort#ymx you may be a cocky shit but your battle theme fucking rules#psyche rambles
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MacGyver (2016) s3e15 K9 + Smugglers + New Recruit | Cold Open
#macgyver#macgyver 2016#video#angus macgyver#desiree nguyen#desi#mac#cold opens#3x15#queue#EDIT: meant to queue this for tomorrow but I guess today it is. have a bonus cold open for today#ok I was so prepared to dislike her by default just bc I was so disappointed at jack being essentially replaced but#god this scene is so fun to me. I really. REALLY loved her right off the bat#cocky badass beautiful woman breaks into his home and berates him for 2 minutes straight? what's not to love#also they remembered the lake como scar. which is cool#esp because they didnt in the casino heist ep but whos counting#certainly not me#EDIT: stop reading the tags here if you want to avoid me ranting about the writers choices lmfao#if only they didn't go down the needless romance route. things could have been so fun *clenching my fists and crying* we couldve had it all#the romance wasnt EVEN WELL WRITTEN. dysfunctional ass relationship if ive ever seen one. which I have#sorry sorry. and no hate to those that ship macdesi obviously but. how they characterized her in the following seasons made me seethe#THEY DID HER SO DIRTY AND ILL NEVER FORGIVE THE WRITERS FOR IT. actually I don't think there's a single character in seasons 4-5 they didn'#just absolutely butcher at least once. it is so abysmal#OK SORRY HAD TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST sorry folks. we're back to fun happy goodtimes now#3x15 K9 + Smugglers + New Recruit
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im sorry im delusional but taehyun as a boy in your college class who asks for your gum at the end of your last class together
...the same gum you can taste on his tongue later in his bedroom 🤭
omg pls.
like.. cat and mouse dynamic with tyun
eye fucking across the classroom, flirting at your friend yeonjun's parties but never actually daring the cross the line untilll you get paired together for a project.
he's teasing you the whole class until you leave~ right when he asks for some gum and invites you back to his dorm to work on your project.
you get a little work done, i'll give you that credit. you're both smarties and want to do well in college, but when his breath smells so minty when he leans over from behind you to check something you'd written, you simply do not give a fuck anymore and grab the back of his neck, pulling him down to kiss you. you can taste the mint from your gum on his tongue, and somehow it's the best that gum had ever tasted.
"you lose." he whispers when you pull away.
"at what?"
"at giving in first. i thought we were playing a game...?" he teases.
"shut up. i was waiting for you to man up and kiss me, but i suppose if you want something done right you have to do it yourself." you retort, faces still close and noses touching. you can feel the breaths of his meek laughter against your lips. "then why did you already get the first question of the project wrong?" he raises an eyebrow.
"oh fuck you." you sneer playfully.
"gladly. race you to the bed."
#this was like#cocky academic rival/crush energy#idk whats happening here but boy am i into it#thanku ada my mind is reeling dhjskjd#i needed some tyun today dang#berry's inbox ‧₊˚✩彡#ada! 🌸#taehyun x reader
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You're nervous, Potter?
from @jegulus-microfic's prompt, nervous (269 words)
“Nervous?” James asks with a smirk and a daring look in his eyes. His elbows propped on Regulus’ car window, and he’s leaning a bit inside Regulus’ passenger compartment. Their faces are close to one another.
It’s not the first time Regulus participates in an illegal race; it’s in fact, far from being the case. But James likes to tease his rival. They’re always like that before a race. And James loves seeing Regulus getting mad. He always has hopes to make him lose his focus, so he’d win the race. Some might say it’s unfair play; but in the end it’s really just how illegal races are.
The neon lights light up Regulus’ face in blue and pink, but his look remains focused, even though quite burning; Regulus has something in mind, and James isn’t sure what it is. Maybe he has a special advantage for today’s race. But he’s unreadable. James plunges in his gaze with intent.
“No,” Regulus answers, very low, and James is sure he’s the only one who heard that. And before he can process anything, Regulus grabs his t-shirt, and pulls him closer, closing the distance between them.
When their lips touch, James opens his eyes wide, before melting. Regulus’ lips are soft and so good against his, he forgets everything around him.
It doesn’t last long; much to James dismay, and when Regulus leans back in his seat, James instinctively chases after Regulus’ lips. It makes Regulus smirk.
“Nervous, Potter?”
James blinks dumbly, completely lost. With a faint blush on his cheeks, he walks to his car and gets inside of it.
#cocky james and smug regulus for you today :)#jegulus#microfic#jegulus microfic#james potter#regulus black#starchaser#sunseeker#marauders#the marauders#marauders era#dead gay wizards#marauders microfic#james x regulus#regulus x james#james loves regulus#regulus loves james#regulus being regulus#illegal racing au
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