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my favorite customer service slip ups

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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Okay, obviously we’re all attracted to him, and perhaps heightened by our recent dateless-ness, we’re acting a little insane.

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Keep your priorities straight: post fic.

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i wish tumblr let you like replies. sometimes i don't have anything to say and how else are my beloved mutuals going to know i saw what they said if i can't leave a little virtual heart sticker on their forehead

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I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

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Remember when headphones were super trendy and state-of-the-art? And remember when earphones became smaller and more portable than ever? Y'know how these devices allow people in the modern era to play sound directly into an individual's ears, allowing for an independent listening experience?

Then why is everyone in this airport playing TikTok videos out loud

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More tame at an actual rodeo... boy is smitten. SET IT UP (2018) | TWISTERS (2024)

@giftober 2024 | Day 10: Cheering/Clapping

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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DAILYMARVELGIFS 5K CELEBRATION ↳ favorite character by member: @katherineebishop

“Usually, one person doesn’t have the solution. But 100 people with 1% of the solution - that’ll get it done. I think that’s beautiful - pieces solving a puzzle.”

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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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friend made my birthday cake