#co-captains for life

[cakypa120]

Imagine that Captain Marvel, Billy Batson and Living Lightning are three personalities in one body. Living Lightning is a little over 200,000 years old, Billy is twelve, but Captain Marvel is three years old, because Billy got his powers at nine.

Of course, Marvel will be asked how old he is.

The captain will immediately say that he is three years old.

Only no one will believe him and everyone will think that he is mocking them. Marvel will wonder for a long time why everyone is looking at him with resentment.

Then a curse is placed on Captain Marvel, and Marvel, Billy and Living Lightning are separated.

The League's shock is beyond words when they see a three year old running around a twelve year old boy, who was supporting an old man so decrepit that no one knew how he was still alive.

Captain Marvel, Billy and the Living Lightning, or Thavma.

That's how they introduced themselves.

And you know what's funny? Thávma always wants to go somewhere. Because when else would you get a chance to wander around outside of the Champion's body? The old rascal once withdrew a thousand dollars from Batman's account and went to Vegas, where he multiplied it a thousandfold. Billy suspects Solomon's help, but keeps quiet, amused by how Batman loses his shit when he finds out what Thavma did during his trip to the city. And he always manages to slip out from under every hero's nose without being noticed. So everyone just lets Thavma do what he wants.

Three-year-old Marvel never left Diana's side all day, following her around like a duckling. The Amazon loved to pick him up and kiss his cheeks. Marvel laughed loudly and kept asking for more kisses. Every hero cooed at him and gave him hugs. Superman reminded Batman that he couldn't take the child for himself, no matter how much he wanted to. Barry was constantly feeding the child sweets when no one was looking.

All the heroes, from the youngest to the oldest, have stuck to Billy. Batman wanted to steal him away, but Oliver stopped him. Billy gets offers every day that he can move in with someone else. Batman and his children are very persistent. Billy cleverly avoids these offers, like bullets. He is not a little boy, he can take care of himself. He does not need pity. But he does not refuse the food that is given to him.

When the curse is lifted and the three are united again, Captain Marvel is caught by Barry and Hal, who asked to see Billy. The Captain transforms and Billy is taken to Barry's house until Batman can intercept them.

And from that day on, the "Great Custody Battle" began, where there was no pity or compassion.

[maliciousalice]

Blood on your hands.

Idea was made by @baylardo. She provided a little scribble and I messed with it.

[forbescaroline]

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[blackhholes]

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[captain-ghost]

It's time for my weekly post where I just say that I love Captain John Hart and he's wifey. He's so slutty and awful. When life gives me lemons, Torchwood gave me John Hart so everything balances out in the end. I love that he wears two belts for extra flare (weaponry) and probably exclusively wears t-shirts tight enough to see his lovely tits. Anyway.

[jxmorrison]

@codonoghueism

[obamasleftkidney]

CLUE #4

“Both of them are dead so does it really matter? Besides…” he lit a cigarette “Connie knew.” A puff of smoke. A glance exchanged. Thunder struck ground outside. “She would not have stayed silent. Either Samuel, Marston, Eden, or I, would have received word.” “You know her best.” His elbow fell from its mount on the windowsill. He turned to face her. “Why do you think she stayed silent?” A pause. “Go on, detective. Tell me. Why would a wife stay silent of her husband’s infidelity?"

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[wooglebear]

If Melvinborg's sister and her girlfriend ever showed up in the Chemical Overdose! AU

Details about them under the cut.

Sergeant Valentine (not to be confused with Sergeant Boxers)

What chemical would it be? : R.L. (Radiation Love) because it fits Hazel's personality and interests with what powers it would give her.

How'd it happen? : Just like her half brother Melvin, Hazel would probably be dunked into a tub of it unwillingly by the villain of the week.

Her new powers? : She would be able to control sparkles. She can make lassos out of pink glitter. She's very unpredictable, so you have no idea what she's up to until the complete product is presented. Also, paintball gun.

Would she be a sidekick to Co! Captain Underpants like Co! George and Harold? : Yes. Just yes.

Her superhero persona? : She, unlike Flaming Ink, Polar Painter and Lightning Maniac, does not care about wearing a face mask to both hide her face and hide her voice. She's a bit reckless as Sergeant Valentine, you see. Her outfit is a mashup between a cheerleader uniform and her Private Hazel persona. I swapped out her helmet with a combat vest, but she has the vibes Private Hazel's design had. Red and white gogo boots, too. She has a red heart hair clip and her hair is in twintails. Her text would look like "this". Her persona is a no nonsense drill sergeant at times, so I feel like she would name her superhero persona Sergeant Valentine.

How would Co! George write Sergeant Valentine into the comics? : Unlike Captain Underpants, Flaming Ink, Polar Painter, and Lightning Maniac, Sergeant Valentine's backstory wouldn't be that she's an alien who came to earth for whatever reason, or a mad scientist, but someone from the future. The comics portray her as someone who's come from an offshoot. The thing about her being from the future is true, but, like her brother, she didn't visit the past on purpose.

Princess Hydrangea (based on a generated color palette of her name)

What chemical would it be? : R.H. (Radiation Hana) because of the VIBES. Also, Hana means flower in Japanese.

How'd it happen? : Like Co! George and Harold, Cara fell in a vat of chemicals on accident.

Her new powers? : She would be able to control nature. Mostly flowers, but water too. And mud, which gets things really dirty.

Would she be a sidekick to Co! Captain Underpants like Co! George and Harold? : Yes, because she likes Hazel (who's also a sidekick). Cara's mentality causes friction between her and the boys. Captain, George and Harold all already know how to work together as they all think similar to one another, unlike Cara, who's shy af

Her superhero persona? : She still covers her face with her hair, to hide it. Her hair is down, and she has a garland of purple flowers in it. She wears a purple skirt and blouse, a lilac ascot, and pretty purple shoes. Also, cute flower bracelets for the heck of it! Her test would look like She's a lot more graceful than her friends, so I feel like she would name her superhero persona Princess Hydrangea.

How would Co! George write Princess Hydrangea into the comics? : Princess Hydrangea would be the runaway princess of an alternative dimension. She doesn't care about royal duties!

(Chemical Overdose! AU: @dib-thing-wannabe)

[clownboyskingdom]

Road update: Made it to our first resting point at my seasonal friend’s place of residence! We’re stopping here with the cat for a few days before I head out solo (+The Captain 🐱) on Saturday, then resting back home until heading 12 hours west to the next job!!

[videoworm]

Janeways characteristics i most like and dislike is being bossy and being bossy lol

[garnetsandroses]

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[jxmorrison]

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[flowered-mp3]

y'all ever just watch someone self-sabotage themselves to the point where it's hard to watch

[aenslem]

now, since I finished rewatching s2, I can finally say I do not fucking remember that moment when the alien forces the crew some dreams in real life and they all just stand there dreaming, and only Kes can save the day with the doc. I remember the episode but not that. We see what Janeway sees, what some others dream about, we never see what Chakotay dreams? or did they make it as boring as always that I forgot, again? anyway, what I wanted to talk about, I waited till I finish this season because I have NO MEMORIES of that part of the show at all, and I hoped they will bring it up at some point and talk about it? but they just show me how B'elanna Torres dreams about having sex with Chakotay and they just forget about it? no, how do I live with this now? did my mind decided back then that this is not the memory I wanna hold inside my head and erased it? because I would like to do the same again. B'elanna, sweetheart, you deserve so much better, and that's not Tom Paris, but if I have to choose your lover between Tom Paris and Chakotay, then yes, Tom Paris is the choice for you. Which does not mean Chakotay is less than Tom Paris, but in this case, you know what I mean. I always saw B'elanna and Chakotay as bro\sis, the team that could beat your ass in a fight, like, I see she cares for him, as well as he cares for her, but not in that way. So, before I jump into s3, do they ever bring this back and talk about it and settle on something, like no she does not want to bang sexy commander, and it was just hallucination or something? or did they just throw it on me out of nowhere and forgot about it? because I honestly don't remember that plotline at all.

[natastrophe]

Gotta say I'm enjoying this poll more than the one where the other side (*cough*Stucky*cough) was being super mean. This one has some bad notes but not nearly as many. I'm voting for my co-captains and reblogging for them, but also enjoying finding a new (to me) ship where apparently someone f*cks themselves with a sword later, so this is a win-win situation from my perspective. (If y'all are exaggerating about the sword I will be so mad when I find out.)

Can we have more 'my ship is the most unhinged' debates from now on?

I'll start: Ed/Stede roleplayed as each other AND a lighthouse on their first date, lit a ship full of people on fire for their second, and turned their ship into a haunted house of personal horrors for their third. I can't wait to see what they do when they finally f*ck.

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 4

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[txttletale]

I know copyright and intellectual property is bullshit, but how do I tell that to someone who's convinced that it protects small artists?

tell them about bill mantlo, creator of rocket racoon, whose brother has to start gofundmes to pay his medical bills while marvel makes millions off that character's merch. or to gary friedrich, creator of ghost rider, who sued marvel for using the character at a point where it should have returned to him, lost, and was then counter-sued for selling merch including sketches for fans at conventions. or alan moore, who vowed to never work with DC again after he was screwed out of owning watchmen. or the archetypal examples of this phenomenon, jack kirby (co-creator of iron man, captain america, ant-man, the hulk, and a fuckton more characters) who of course was also screwed out of any ownership, or jerry siegel and joe shuster, who spent decades fighting over the copyright to superman, a character they created and sold for $130 as desperate struggling artists and who then went on to make millions for DC comics.

or if they're not a comics fan, why not talk to them about robert kurvitz, head writer of disco elysium, who through an extremely suspect purchase lost the rights to the world of elysium, representing his life's creative work. or to hideo kojima, who was forced out of konami, keeping absolutely no rights to his iconic metal gear franchise, and had his demo for Silent Hills made into fucking vaporware that nobody can download anymore!

or about the time that disney used threats of legal action to put a stop to such nefarious infringement of their copright as 'being painted on the walls of a daycare' or 'being put on a child's gravestone'.

the thing about copyright is that it has to be enforced in court. a 'small artist' -- even ones who are independently successful and considerably wealthy -- can simply not afford to fight a protracted legal battle while paying top legal talent. disney and marvel and any other big media company, however, can fight as many legal battles as they want for as long and have the legal fees be a drop in the bucket. companies that can afford lawyers and can afford to, if it really comes down to it, lose a lawsuit -- that is, companies with millions of dollars to spare -- are simply above copyright law. this is not a bug--this is a feature. this is the system working as designed.