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Imagine that Captain Marvel, Billy Batson and Living Lightning are three personalities in one body. Living Lightning is a little over 200,000 years old, Billy is twelve, but Captain Marvel is three years old, because Billy got his powers at nine.
Of course, Marvel will be asked how old he is.
The captain will immediately say that he is three years old.
Only no one will believe him and everyone will think that he is mocking them. Marvel will wonder for a long time why everyone is looking at him with resentment.
Then a curse is placed on Captain Marvel, and Marvel, Billy and Living Lightning are separated.
The League's shock is beyond words when they see a three year old running around a twelve year old boy, who was supporting an old man so decrepit that no one knew how he was still alive.
Captain Marvel, Billy and the Living Lightning, or Thavma.
That's how they introduced themselves.
And you know what's funny? ThƔvma always wants to go somewhere. Because when else would you get a chance to wander around outside of the Champion's body? The old rascal once withdrew a thousand dollars from Batman's account and went to Vegas, where he multiplied it a thousandfold. Billy suspects Solomon's help, but keeps quiet, amused by how Batman loses his shit when he finds out what Thavma did during his trip to the city. And he always manages to slip out from under every hero's nose without being noticed. So everyone just lets Thavma do what he wants.
Three-year-old Marvel never left Diana's side all day, following her around like a duckling. The Amazon loved to pick him up and kiss his cheeks. Marvel laughed loudly and kept asking for more kisses. Every hero cooed at him and gave him hugs. Superman reminded Batman that he couldn't take the child for himself, no matter how much he wanted to. Barry was constantly feeding the child sweets when no one was looking.
All the heroes, from the youngest to the oldest, have stuck to Billy. Batman wanted to steal him away, but Oliver stopped him. Billy gets offers every day that he can move in with someone else. Batman and his children are very persistent. Billy cleverly avoids these offers, like bullets. He is not a little boy, he can take care of himself. He does not need pity. But he does not refuse the food that is given to him.
When the curse is lifted and the three are united again, Captain Marvel is caught by Barry and Hal, who asked to see Billy. The Captain transforms and Billy is taken to Barry's house until Batman can intercept them.
And from that day on, the "Great Custody Battle" began, where there was no pity or compassion.
#billy batson#dcu#dc captain marvel#captain marvel#shazam#fawcett comics#batman#j'onn j'onzz#jl#justice league#flash#green lantern#Тhаvma takes everything from life#Batman almost rips Green Lantern's throat out#Diana chose the path of violence#Superman tried to calm them down#honestly#but they shoved kryptonite up his ass.#The Bromfields won this battle#They had the advantage of Mary#But they now have fifteen co-parents for Billy
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Blood on your hands.
Idea was made by @baylardo. She provided a little scribble and I messed with it.
#the spiral in the episode night I guess#there arent many characters out there that show true reclusion and depression feedback loops#she cant control people's fates :(#kathryn janeway#im not too happy with this but its just a quick little bit of practice lol#a mashup of my style with baylardo's#burple skivvy my beloved#startrek voyager#st:voy#captain janeway#janeway#art#my art#when ur on ur period (promised i would put that in the tags)#ummm yeah funny cos i feel a little neg about my art and stuff in my life right now IRONIC#i resent that i have to keep up art inbetween other art otherwise my skill rapidly degenerates sad!!!!#star trek voyager
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235 FAVORITE SHIPS OF ALL TIME (ranked by my followers) 72. sara lance and ava sharpe - legends of tomorrow
#avalance#lotedit#avalanceedit#dctvedit#lotsource#wlwedit#wlwsource#sara lance#ava sharpe#legends of tomorrow#otp: we're co captains for life#**#235ships#mine: legends of tomorrow#mine: sara and ava#lot 3x16#lot 6x15#lot 5x13#lot 6x07#lot 5x15#lot 5x02#lot 3x15#lot 6x13#lot 4x01
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teen wolf meme: [2/2] locations -> the hale house
I've been having dreams. Dreams, or nightmares? Nightmares... About a fire. It's this-this house, and I can hear screaming-
#teen wolf#peter hale#derek hale#scott mccall#allison argent#jackson whittemore#chris argent#lydia martin#twedit#twgifs#mine#my gifs#twmeme#LETSGO HAUNTED HOUSE#also jeff davies i noticed that the architecture of the house doesn't match like at all when it's a burned down husk and the version peter#shows lydia of before#don't think i didn't#also there's a like 1 second clip in co-captain of one of the perpetrators of the fire pouring gasoline on the house and it again looks#nothing like what peter showed lydia#so either peter lies about the weirdest things (he does) or jeff davies doesn't care about continuity (he doesn't)#anyways it's one of those inconsistencies in the show i've decided to read as a powerful metaphor instead#the fire of the hale house was literally so traumatic not only to the people who inhabitet it but also to the house itself as its own agent#that it forces the house to literally change its outwardly appearance#also slightly less fun metaphor to read into the inconsistency is simply that peter's recollection of the events leading up to the fire is#so messed up that he doesn't even remember what his own house the house he had lived in his whole life actually looked like anymore
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It's time for my weekly post where I just say that I love Captain John Hart and he's wifey. He's so slutty and awful. When life gives me lemons, Torchwood gave me John Hart so everything balances out in the end. I love that he wears two belts for extra flare (weaponry) and probably exclusively wears t-shirts tight enough to see his lovely tits. Anyway.
#i think him and ianto shouldve been able to kiss at least once#weve always got in the shadows#or was it into the shadows?#you know. the audiobook#im too lazy to relisten to it cos i had to get a physical copy#its a hard hard life#torchwood#john hart#captain john hart
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Andor S01E01 "Kassa" x S01E09 "Nobody's Listening!"
#always loved partagaz's calm authoritative let's go vs syril's loud and whimsy one#hope these two characters share scenes in s2#after lagrat and co i think partagaz would actually appreciate someone who takes things seriously#and is also the same person who saved his daughter's i'm sorry supervisor meero's life#syril karn#major partagaz#noodles brian#his reaction though š#loni jung#captain lagret#andor#andoredit#syrilkarnedit#myedit
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Oughhh a megarod au involving experienced!Megatron and inexperienced (or even virgin)!Rodimus's first time long coming could be SWEETš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
#valveplug#ik people have a favorite way to depict mtmte Rodimus's sex life#but I'm thinking about that one thing about Rodimus wanting to find The One⢠before conjunxing anyone and being a romantic#and I'm thinking about how Rodimus and Megatron in the side ending_ after the LL is in the new universe#and they've been co-captains for a WHILE by this point#just thinking#mtmte rodimus#mtmte megatron#rodimus#megatron#megarod
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something something captain whos commonly portrayed in wind, lecia who went double wind -> water -> wind, alliah whos non-golden knight unit is wind. all of them & their various difficult relations to their dads
#stardust speaking !#is this anything..........i think having lecia alrdy is so good cuz the whole 'ppl compare me with my dad' alongside captain early on was#rly cool#not to mention walfrid & dad knowing e/o#sidething i think captain(grandcypher) & the enforcers are so fun. obviously friends but also we kidnapped apollo from u cuz we need her#cuz of true king grandcypher is chased out of phantagrande but lecia & monika & co are obviously rly rly worried#<-or was this after returning to the skies.........#especially when grandcypher disappear for months after nalhe#i just like the 'we go between being agaisnt each other officially & doing missions together but at the end of the day we are besties'#alliah & true king. i talk about this five times a day#when ur father made the decision to stop being a father for the sake of the skies#when ur dad is ur literal boss#(also the case w lecia more or less..........????!?!?#can i get into the istavion-captains family family drama for the billionth time or#being told to marry the person whos grandparents are dead & aunt is kidnapped because of ur dad is its own entire thing#and then the more dire thing is alliah going all 'there are worse choices' WE ARE GONNA GET U OUT OF THAT MINDSET I PROMISE U ALLIAH#U R ONLY IN UR 20S WE WILL UNTANGLE UR ENTIRE CHILDHOOD AND LIFE#anyone still thinking about pholia in the xmas logins. anyone#anyway saw the new skin ca again. thinking about the gw skin vs fantasy seofon post again. good heavens
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CLUE #4
āBoth of them are dead so does it really matter? Besidesā¦ā he lit a cigarette āConnie knew.ā A puff of smoke. A glance exchanged. Thunder struck ground outside. āShe would not have stayed silent. Either Samuel, Marston, Eden, or I, would have received word.ā āYou know her best.ā His elbow fell from its mount on the windowsill. He turned to face her. āWhy do you think she stayed silent?ā A pause. āGo on, detective. Tell me. Why would a wife stay silent of her husbandās infidelity?"
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If Melvinborg's sister and her girlfriend ever showed up in the Chemical Overdose! AU
Details about them under the cut.

Sergeant Valentine (not to be confused with Sergeant Boxers)
What chemical would it be? : R.L. (Radiation Love) because it fits Hazel's personality and interests with what powers it would give her.
How'd it happen? : Just like her half brother Melvin, Hazel would probably be dunked into a tub of it unwillingly by the villain of the week.
Her new powers? : She would be able to control sparkles. She can make lassos out of pink glitter. She's very unpredictable, so you have no idea what she's up to until the complete product is presented. Also, paintball gun.
Would she be a sidekick to Co! Captain Underpants like Co! George and Harold? : Yes. Just yes.
Her superhero persona? : She, unlike Flaming Ink, Polar Painter and Lightning Maniac, does not care about wearing a face mask to both hide her face and hide her voice. She's a bit reckless as Sergeant Valentine, you see. Her outfit is a mashup between a cheerleader uniform and her Private Hazel persona. I swapped out her helmet with a combat vest, but she has the vibes Private Hazel's design had. Red and white gogo boots, too. She has a red heart hair clip and her hair is in twintails. Her text would look like "this". Her persona is a no nonsense drill sergeant at times, so I feel like she would name her superhero persona Sergeant Valentine.
How would Co! George write Sergeant Valentine into the comics? : Unlike Captain Underpants, Flaming Ink, Polar Painter, and Lightning Maniac, Sergeant Valentine's backstory wouldn't be that she's an alien who came to earth for whatever reason, or a mad scientist, but someone from the future. The comics portray her as someone who's come from an offshoot. The thing about her being from the future is true, but, like her brother, she didn't visit the past on purpose.


Princess Hydrangea (based on a generated color palette of her name)
What chemical would it be? : R.H. (Radiation Hana) because of the VIBES. Also, Hana means flower in Japanese.
How'd it happen? : Like Co! George and Harold, Cara fell in a vat of chemicals on accident.
Her new powers? : She would be able to control nature. Mostly flowers, but water too. And mud, which gets things really dirty.
Would she be a sidekick to Co! Captain Underpants like Co! George and Harold? : Yes, because she likes Hazel (who's also a sidekick). Cara's mentality causes friction between her and the boys. Captain, George and Harold all already know how to work together as they all think similar to one another, unlike Cara, who's shy af
Her superhero persona? : She still covers her face with her hair, to hide it. Her hair is down, and she has a garland of purple flowers in it. She wears a purple skirt and blouse, a lilac ascot, and pretty purple shoes. Also, cute flower bracelets for the heck of it! Her test would look like She's a lot more graceful than her friends, so I feel like she would name her superhero persona Princess Hydrangea.
How would Co! George write Princess Hydrangea into the comics? : Princess Hydrangea would be the runaway princess of an alternative dimension. She doesn't care about royal duties!
(Chemical Overdose! AU: @dib-thing-wannabe)
#tetocu#captain underpants#cu au#tetocu fanfiction#a cyborg in time au#cu oc#gacha life 2#co au#chemical overdose au
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Road update: Made it to our first resting point at my seasonal friendās place of residence! Weāre stopping here with the cat for a few days before I head out solo (+The Captain š±) on Saturday, then resting back home until heading 12 hours west to the next job!!
#mainly making this update so people know I am not dead I did not crash#seasonal work is the most addicting fulfilling and exhausting thing Iāve ever done#hoping to settle down for the next year since this one was kind of a lot#after getting ditched in co by a 2-year friend and then later going to work at the worst managed place Iāve ever been#I think Iāve just had enough excitement this year to last me a little bit lmao#robbie rambles#irl me#captain ragamuffin#seasonal life
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Janeways characteristics i most like and dislike is being bossy and being bossy lol
#why does she have such a hard time granting other people human right and agency omg#or anytime she does something wrong her response is ādeal with itā instead of apologizing. which... granted shes the captain#so shes allowed to do that and shes allowed to demand respect#but i do retract my statement that i think shes gonna be my favourite captian#anytime she and chakotay have a command disagreement im on chakotays side bc he cares about the wellbeing and safety of the crew -#- while janeway would risk everyones lifes just to proove a point#her being a perfect character would be boring too though. no parent is perfect. thats why they are co-parenting :)#star trek voy
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irl-related vitriol in tags, beware
#i have literally put up with so much cg bullshit in the last few months#god forbid i a vet and senior member get any respect#the captains are awful just awful really terrible#SO CONDESCENDING#legit unless i specifically am doing something deeply wrong then keep out of my fucking business#equipment manager making everyone sit down to learn how to tape a fucking flag#HELLO? BITCH YOUR FLAG IS CLANKY AND THE EXAMPLE YOUāRE USING HAS A GAP BETWEEN SILK AND POLE#fucking hell iām actually about to ally with the pariah of the team and her new frosh friend#my reputation will go down the shitter but iāll never lie to a newbie again#this sport is such a joke bc why do we even pretend that this team is a family#like hey coach. itās not like iām a subordinate to you or the captains or anything. but yeah youāre like my aunt omg š„ŗ#fucking get real#cg has ruined my life and itās degenerated especially this year#iām not getting enough sleep and iām swearing too much and i get antsy and literally bite myself#the newbies are such dopes i feel bad for even trying to instill rules in them bc iām no different from the bitch captains#always snapping snapping snapping at us for not being EARLY to the call time TWENTY FIVE MINUTES EARLIER than the bandās#i donāt even have a friend anymore sheās just My Captain who i have to Obey and Respect#anyway fuck co-captain specifically#whatever. i have work tomorrow#i should just sleep and die and defame the team to everyone who lends me an ear#god i hope my coach explodes the next time she sits us down for a twenty minute spiel about āexpectationsā#bc expect me to quit or be outwardly miserable all year long <333#tw rant#tw vent
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(reading ch5) dude this is epic
#stardust speaking !#ill read ch6 before/after stream tmrw but what the hell i love cat & blondie#additions made for me#also side thing but i rly enjoy the ch titles LOL the animals......#also;-; the countdown art.............tiny(big) gcyph...main story crew........#i lov main story crew. katalina rackam eugen io rosetta. looks at notes. freesia#i miss freesia i lov girlies who want to rewrite the world to exclude astrals so the crush u had as a child/teen wont marry an astral man#(and then die to a primal beast)#2027 theyll get into orchis being half-astral in this essay i will#i love erste sm man...............................everyday im in desperate need of erste royal family ties sitcom#the loki - freesia relation is about as funny to me as the captains family - istavion one#would u like to spend five hours to discuss true king asking captain to marry his daughter and the implications and consequences of it all#alliah going 'it could be worse' and being way too accepting of it + her later attachment to captain (who was ready to sacrifice their own#life to save hers. like no one knew gcyph was alive for months) should be studied in a lab. girlie whos big sis was used as a weapon.#girlie whos big sis was locked up. girlie who was following her fathers orders no matter what. dude alliahs so. wind alliahs fate eps are s#i think navigating that forced relation & forced position is ssooOooOOooooOoo delicious#srry im unable to keep quiet once i mention msq#btw. grand cain was unreal for that fact alone. the 'we are kind of assuming captain&co are dead'. implodes thinking about his fate ep#the grief u carry is immense#honestly fkd up to think about just how young cain was when abel died..........the fact cain&leona still are close...T_T buhuhuhuhuhu#i need to reread it/nalhe for the alliah parts..................cains lines when they left for oarlyegrande................aurgh alliah....#I MISS PHOLIAAAAAAA (thinks about the holiday login) heavens
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