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EHHFDFBGFHFHDDBDFGBJDF OMG SO IM SO SLOW TO REPLY IM SORRY BUT IM LOSING IT DFSHJSDFDS OK SO IM GOING TO START WITH THE VERY TOP OF THIS THREAD

Stranger Things S2 01

FIRST OF ALL IM HOLLERING OVER THE MONSTER HOUSE GIF THATS WHY HE SEEMS SO FAMILIAR OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD

AND RIGHT POOR WILL HES SO BABY IM SOBBING...

((AND YES OMG GO HAM IM aemiron ON DISCORD!!!! YES YES PLEASE TOTALLY FEEL FREE TO DM ME OMG I HAVE SO MANY TIMELINE THOUGHTS)

HFGHDFGHDFGM GIGGLING OVER YOU MEETING MURRAY HES SO. HES SUCH A GUY. AN ICON

AND MOODDDDD ME IGNORING THE STRAIGHT ROMANCE IN THE GAY SHOW LIKE CMON I COME HERE FOR GAY!!

AND RIGHT GOD MIKE AND EL ARE LIKE. THEYRE LIKE WATCHING A TRAINWRECK ESP IN S3. AND ALSO YOURE VERY RIGHT MIKE DOES N O T COPE WELL

HOLLERING OVER BILLY LOOKING TRANS AGWFSDF billy is so funny 2 me because i actually have an irl brother with the same sort of blonde hair also named billy LMAO AND RIGHT LIKE WHAT ARE THEY LOOKING AT?? ARE THEY HALLUCINATING????

and MOOOOOOOOOOOODDD SCOTT/MR CLARKE MY BELOVED I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I ADORE HIM I SWEAR TO GOD HIM AND HENRY CREEL WERE GAY BOY BESTIES (did you see the black cat decorations behind scott? because those connect to henry) AND REAL JOYCE DESERVES TO BE SOOOOO HAPPY AND BOB IS A SWEETHEART FR I ADORE HIM

AND MOOOOODDD WITH THE HOPPER FLASHBACKS

((AND ALSO IM HOLLERING OVER THE BIRD ASGFSFHSDFNFD)

FHHSDHJDFJ HELPPP IVE NEVER BEEN IN A CORN MAZE BUT THEY SEEM BOTH FUN AND SCARY

AWBSDBJHSJFD HOLLERING OVER NANCY AND JON AND 3RD WHEELER STEVE.. AND YES OMG IM NOT PERSONALLY VERY FOCUSED ON THEM BUT LOTS OF PEOPLE SHIP THEM POLY!!!!!! ESP W STEVE HAVING GIFTED JON THE CAMERA AT THE END OF S1!! DUSTIN AND HIS HATS ARE SO PRECIOUS AND I LOVE MAX SM and RIGHT POOR WILL IS JUST CONSTANTLY GOING THROUGH IT ALL OF THE TIME

and YESSSSSS THE LAB FHJDF AND RIGHT ITS SO WEIRD THAT JOYCE TRUSTS THEM DESPITE THE S1 NEWSPAPER SAYING THAT JOYCE LITERALLY FOUND WILL AS A TEST SUBJECT AT THAT EXACT LAB. AND ITS 10000% THE LAB AND ITS SO DAMN WEIRD ESPECIALLY SINCE HOPPER GETS INTO THAT LAB CAR AT THE VERY END OF S1 AND WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT/WHY HE DID IT... IT’S ALL SO WEIRD LIKE WHY DO THEY TRUST THE LAB!!!!!!!!!!! AND HOW DID THEY GET OUT OF THE LAB IN S1????? AND RIGHT THE WHOLE ACT NORMAL THING IS SUCH BS IT DOESNT HELP ME EITHER... AND UIHFJFDJG THATS DR OWENS AND HES SO. HES. HES SUCH AN ENIGMA LIKE IM TRYING TO FIND OUT SO HARD WHATS UP WITH HIM ESPECIALLY SINCE HE’S SUPER SUPER PARALLELED TO VICTOR CREEL/HENRYS DAD AND ESPECIALLY SINCE OK LIKE

YKNOW THE PART IN THAT SCENE WITH HOPPER AND JOYCE AND OWENS IN THE OFFICE AND OWENS TALKS ABOUT HOW HE “GETS IT”/GETS WHAT HAPPENED TO JOYCE??? IM SITTING HERE LIKE. OWENS. WHAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GET IT??? WHAT DO YOU GET ABOUT LOSING A SON TO THE UPSIDE DOWN???? (AND ESP CONSIDERING THAT OWENS CALLS POSSESSED WILL ‘SON’ LATER ON... OWENS WAS EDWARD YOUR SON??? ESP SINCE YOURE PARALLELED TO HENRYS DAD???? AND IF EDWARD WAS THE ONE POSSESSING WILL???)

THERES SO MUCH TIMELINE SHIT GOING ON RN FR ESPECIALLY BECAUSE LIKE. WHAT IS UP WITH BRENNER IN S2. WHERE IS HE. WE SUPPOSEDLY SAW ONE BRENNER DIE BUT A.) WE DIDNT SEE HIM DIE HE WAS OFFSCREEN AND B.) WE HAVE BOTH A RICHARD AND A MARTIN BRENNER LISTED.... SO IM LIKE.. IS S2 THE TIMELINE WHERE ONE OF THEM DIED BUT THE OTHER ONE DIDNT DIE?????? ESPECIALLY SINCE S1 BRENNER’S HAIR PARTS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE COMPARED TO S4 BRENNER’S HAIR..

AND RIGHT THE UD LOOKING FREAKIER GOD....

AND YEAH MAX’S BROTHER. IS NOT A GOOD DUDE.

and RIGHT TED'S CLIFF COMMENT GODDDD

AND YESSSS GOD TY FOR REMINDING ME ABT THAT TECH WITH THE MUSIC HEHE BC I NEED TO GO REWATCH THAT SCENE AND SEE IF IT TIES INTO SOME OF THE S4 NINA PROJECT STUFF....

AND HOLY SHIT YES EXACTLY THATS SUCH A GOOD POINT ABT THE DOORS BEING LIKE PORTALS THERES SO MUCH DOOR IMAGERY IN THIS SHOW ESP IN S3... it DOES affect the inside of the arcade but it took a second to do so at first (the arcade interior goes from totally normal looking with people -> normal looking but Empty except for will -> empty except for will and fucked up UD looking).... and it's so weird bc that "in between" space where it's Not UD Looking but IS empty comes back with el in the cabin in s3... IM LIKE WHAT IS THAT?????? ESP WITH MR CLARKE'S FLEA AND THE ACROBAT THING AND HOW THE TIGHTROPE'S IN THE MIDDLE AND THE FLEA CAN GO ABOVE OR BELOW IT AND THAT WEIRD EMPTY IN BETWEEN SPACE ALMOST BEING LIKE THE TIGHTROPE ITSELF???

also HOLLERING OVER EL BEING A CREATURE RIGHT I LOVE HER SHES SO CREATURE CODED THOUGH FR

S2 02-03

Episode 2

RIGHT AUUWHWGWHWHW EL MY BABY…….. AND RIGHT HEENNFNFFN THEY SHOW US EL LEAVING THE UD BUT THEY DONT SHOW US JOYCE AND HOPPER AND WILL LEAVING?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨 IT’S SUSPICIOUS AS FUCK!!!

ALSO YOU SAYING YOU JUST DONT THINK THAT TERRY’S DAUGHTER IS EL HAS ME LIKE FOX ON CHAIR BC JAMES HAS DONE A BUNCH OF ANALYSIS ON IT AND IT DEF SEEMS LIKE THERE’S MULTIPLE “ELS”/AN EL AND A JANE ETC… IT MAKES ME INSANE FR HDNFNF it’s so weird and it just gets weirder like we see multiple different birth scenes for El and multiple different els and GHRBRNRNRN

 and RIGHT EL IS SO PRECIOUS I LOVE HER SHE JUST WANTS TO TRICK OR TREAT….

AND YES OMG WILL’S ART REALLY REALLY KEEPS COMING BACK THROUGH ALL THE SEASONS!!

AND THE PARTY ARE SO BABY THEM BEING THE ONLY ONES IN COSTUME SHDBFNFN

and RIGHT it’s such a good balance of the Insane Supernatural Trauma vs the Shitty Everyday Life Stuff That’s Still Upsetting and just GOD im insane abt it

HELPPP YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE TO CLOCK THAT FOR MAX THERES A LOT OF TRANSMASC MAX ENTHUSIASTS OUT THERE!!

and LITERALLY ITS SO FUCKING WEIRD LIKE OH MY GOD and what you said abt the ud and minimal gear makes me extra insane since a.) it seems like there’s more than one UD i swear and b.) in S4, steve and his group just fucking RAWDOG the UD no hazmat suits or ANYTHING and theyre fine and there S1 UD also doesnt seem to have a hivemind bc joyce steps in the tentacles repeatedly and nothing happens whereas in S4 steve and co cant even BREATHE wrong without the tentacles grabbing them… i swear to god the s1 ud and the s4 ud are two different places.

AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISCREPANCIES PLAY A HUGE HUGE HUGEEEEEEE ROLE IN THE TIMELINE STUFF YOURE SPOT ON… THERES A TON OF WEIRDNESS ON HALLOWEEN IN S2 WITH WILL’S CAMERA & THE 8:15 TIMESTAMP AND JUST. ALL OF THE CAMERA TIMESTAMPS IN THIS SHOW AND ALL THE CLOCKS AND ALL SORTS OF TECHNOLOGY BITS ARE TIED TO TIMELINE FUCKERY FR

AND RIGHTTT st really is The trauma show… AND MOOD I HATE THAT TOO SO IM VERY GLAD ST TACKLES THE FACT THAT THE WHOLE PRETEND NOTHINGS WRONG THING ISNT HELPFUL

AND MOOOODD DUSTIN AND LUCAS AND EL MY BELOVEDS HSFNNGNNG AND THATS SO REAL ABT EL AND HER TV SHOWS LIKE 🤝🤝🤝 MOOODDD

AND OUDGDHD THANK YOUU I AM STARING AT THE BUMPER CROP EP LIKE 👁👁👁👁👁

and yess YESS the ud is def tied to the crops dying

AND GODDD im sorry you had to deal with jackass behaviour like billy’s :(((( he’s rlly such a piece of work /neg

HENDNFNGNG THERES MORE MOLDLY FOOD ETC TO COME IN S4 TOO

WILL AND HIS CRIPASS BOWLCUT LIKE HE WAS AN ICON FOR THAT TBH HDBDND

AND I LOVE BOB SO MUCH HES SO. it also makes me INSANE that bob very very likely knew henry as a kid. bob. BOB WHAT DO YOU KNOW!!!!!!

BDENRNFNFNF HOPPER AND HIS WAFFLES AGAIN EL IS SO CREATURE CODED

AND HEHEHE WILL AND EL BOTH YELLING FOR MIKE part of it imo is byler subtext/starting to make things look like more of a love triangle/will calling out for mike in the same way that mike’s girlfriend does. he’s a gayass i love him

AND HEENNFNF STEVE DEF HAS THOSE BABY COW EYES FRRRR

AND YEHEYEYSSSS THERE IS ANOTHER PARALLEL TO THE COUCH SCENE LATER ON!!!

AND RIGHT MIKE AND WILL ARE SOOO PRECIOUS MIKE LOVES HIM SM AUGH LIKE.. will being able to be honest with mike and mike also being able to open up abt what he’s been seeing… im Normal…

AND THATS EXACTLY THE VIBE RE: HOUSE HDBFNFNFNGMGMG

AND OFUFHDH RIGHT THE USE OF STATIC IN ST SAME HERE WITH THE AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS FROM IT (i was SO scared of static as a kid) and they way they use it in st continues to make me Insane esp with the later stuff with tvs and radios and the creels

EPISODE 3

YESSSSS CLAUDIA HENDERSON MY BELOVEDDDDD HEHEHEHE AND IM HOLLERING OVER “YOU GOT A LITTLE FREAK!!!!!” HENNRFNNGMGMG

HEHENDNDN DART IS SO BABY HONESTLY LIKE JUST LET HIM EAT HIS MUSKETEERS… AND POOR YURTLE FR ESP SINCE DART DOESNT EVEN LIKE THE HEAT

AND RIGHT EHENENND i think hopper had seen el out there since she’d been hunting squirrels in the woods/i think he knew she was out there but didnt know 100% where.. BUT STILL RIGHT WHAT IF SOMETHING ELSE TOOK THE WAFFLES

AND MOOODD I LOVE HER and god el not speaking is esp interesting when you consider the fact that henry as a child has Zero speaking lines. Just lots of Staring LMAO

AND FHFNGNGM BOB MY BELOVED HES SO POOKIE !!! AND YES SAME WITH DUSTIN I LOVE HIM DHDBFNF

And god dont even get me STARTED on mr baldo, i wrote a whole post (https://www.tumblr.com/aemiron-main/720036372124221440/bob-and-mr-baldo-was-bob-abused-as-a-child-was?source=share) about how mr baldo is a creep/likely bob’s way of trying to cope with/explain his experiences to Will… the Agony…

AND HEHEHEBEBEBEBEBEB BOB MY BELOVED HES FINE ITS OK HES FINE HES IN ONE PIECE… FOR NOW

AND YES OK IK WE TALKED ABT THIS BEFORE BUT IM COMING BACK TO IT BC I RECENTLY WROTE ANOTHER POST THAT INVOLVES THIS LINE FROM LUCAS AND NOW IM WONDERING IF either henry or edward was drowned by their mother in the creel bathtub as a child + then had his body dumped in the quarry to try and cover it up. There’s SO much drowning imagery associated with the creel tub and some of the shots we get of lucas in s4 with the creel tub behind him & how they tie to this line are just making me Insane…. ANYWAY IM LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT DAMN TUB AND THE QUARRY BC ITS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR EITHER HENRY OR EDWARD IN ONE OF THE TIMELINES!!!!!

and yesss YESSS THE PROJECTOR… And scott my beloved..

AND YEYEYEYEYSHS THE LAB SHIT THOSE BITCHES R ALWAYS INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING

AND OWUDHDH GOOD QUESTION ABT THE WAFFLES- i dont think mike answered it, but if you look at murray’s conspiracy board in his bunker, you can see a news article about when el stole waffles from the grocery store in s1- so hopper probably saw the article is my guess! Or mike told him and we just didnt see it!

AND RIGHT EHEJFN BILLY SEEMS 25 FR

AND RIGHT YOUR OTHER BOYFRIEND CMON THE 3 OF YOU JUST DATE ALREADY

AND EXACTLY im glad this conflict is more reasonable instead of steve’s friends just being jackasses lmao. AND REAL I LOVE DUSTIN AND I LOVE DART THE VOMIT SLUG SHDBDNF AND BOB MY BELOVEDDDDD HEHEHEHE I MEAN. HES FINE ITS OKAY HES FINE ITS OKAY DONT WORRY ABOUT BOB

AND JOYCEEEEEE I LOVE HER SM HFBFFNNFNFGMGN BOB CARES SM AND JOYCE LOVES WILL SM AND AUWHWGWH

AND HEHEHE IM LATE WITH THIS SO IM SORRY SO YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM B IT.. AT LEAST HES NOT EVIL!!!!!!! but *demodog voice* “he Was tasty-“

And yeyeys YES THE JANCY BYLER PARALLEL AND THERES ANOTHER PARALLEL TO THE CRAZY TOGETHER COUCH SCENE IN S4 TOO!!!

and maybe things cant go back to the way they were

you: you’re right!! Moving forward!!

Me, shaking sobbing throwing up: STOP TALKING ABOUT GOING BACK STOP IT WITH THE CONTEXT OF HENWARD USING HIS MIND TO TURN THE CLOCK BACKWARDS IN S4 AND HOPPERS LETTER AT THE END OF S3 AND DTEVE TALKING IN S4 ABOUT CRAWLING BACKWARDS AND ALL THE TIME FUCKERY ABDBFNFNFN WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CANT GO BACK HRGHBB

AND OH MY GOD OK SO BARB MAKES ME INSANE BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK REALLY CLOSELY AT THE SNOWBALL IN THE S2 FINAL EP, YOU CAN SEE BARB IN THE BG (and bts pics confirmed it IS her) AND SO YOURE SPOT ON LIKE THERES DEF A SOLID CHANCE BARB IS ALIVE IN ONE TIMELINE…

AND EHENRNNRNENENNENFNG AGAIN IM INSANE BC YOURE PICKING UP ON SHIT LIKE THIS AND IM JUST NODDING FURIOUSLY BC YES YES YES THERES SO SO MUCH WEIRDNESS WITH EL’S MOM ND HER POSSIBLY BEING DEAD/NOT BEING EL’S MOM AND JUST GDODUDHDH

AND HEHEHEHE JOYCE AND TECH…. and the fact that we see that weird 8:15 timestamp on will’s JVC in s2 specifically when joyce is rewinding the tape… it makes me Insane

AND EHENFNF MOOOD MIKE AND WILL MY BELOVED…

Also im CRYING over “baby EggHeadMouthFreak” thats what im calling them from now on HBEENDNDNF

AND DHFBFNNG FRRR MIKE AND HIS HETERONORMATIVITY AND HOMOSEXUALITY AND INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA… will is fighting literal demons mike is fighting gay thoughts

AND RIGHT EXACTLY LIKE MIKE AND EL ARE JUST FIGURING THEMSELVES OUT AND YET SOME PEOPLE THINK THEYRE GOING TO GET *MARRIED* AT THE END OF S5 WHICH IS INSANE

HHEBEFNFNFN WILL IS ALWAYS GOING THROUGH IT LIKE THIS POOR GUY CANNOT CATCH A BREAK

AND IM LOSING IT AGAIN OVER THAT PICTURE LIKE THAT WAS MY EXACT FACE WHEN I WATCHED THAT SCENE LIKE PLEASE SHADOW MONSTER STEP AWAY FROM THE CHILD PLEASE PLEASEEEE

S2 04

HGEHEENRNFNFNF HELPPPPPPP

AND RIGHT MIKE STARING AT HIM… THEYRE GAY YOUR HONOUR

AND HE *IS* LOSING MEMORIES RIP WILL GODSPEED BUDDY

AND RIGHT RIGHT WE CANT TRUST THESE LAB BITCHES I AM PUTTING EVERY LAB ASSOCIATED BITCH UNDER MY MICROSCOPE AND STARING AT THEM…

And oh YES will is definitely autistic imo like no doubt AND YES DEFINITELY ALEXITHYMIA VIBES UR NOT WRONG AT ALL….. will is autistic for sure

AND RIGHT AUUWGWHH EL MY BELOVED

AND RIGHT HOPPER PLS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER LIKE CMON MAN THERES NO NEED FOR THIS

AND EHRBFNGNGN RIGHTTTTTTTTTT

AND GOD YES OK temp low and the dissociating im not sure abt ice powers (still a possibility) but there is SO much temperature weirdness in ST + the UD being cold + UD creatures being susceptible to fire and all the talk of burning things ESPECIALLY in s4… its so…

AND YESSSS YESS THE IRL CONNECTIONS MY BELOVED AND SCOTT MY BELOVEDDDDDDD SCOTT EXPLAINING FLIGHT OR FIGHT…. God i love scott

AND HEBEBEHEHFN HOPPER RLLY HAS. SMTHN UP WITH HIM IN THIS EP FR LIKE BRO GO TAKE A WALK SHES A CHILD LIKE GO TAKE A BREATHER AND LEAVE IT ALONE

AND RIGHT EGEBFNF HONESTLY ITS LIKE WHAT IS BILLYS FUCKIN ISSUE WITH *EVERYONE*…. AND HOLLERING OVER BILLY LOOKING LIKE HED SHOWER WITH SOCKS ON DHDBFNGNG

AND MOOOOD COMMUNAL SHOWERS MY BEHATED

AND RIGHT THE PARK PARANOIA WHICH the park scene makes me extra insane considering that there’s a park/playground literally DIRECTLY across from the creel house….

NAD HEBFNGNGNG WILLS GOING THROUGH MORE THAN DISSOCIATION TOO LIKE JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE HIS BRAIN SCANS SHRNGNNGNG

AND YES YES WILL IS CONNECTED TO THE HIVEMIND THATS WHATS HAPPENING TO HES CONNECTED TO ANY CREATURES WITH SHADOW PARTICLES IN THEM/THAT ARE CONNECTED TO THE UD

AND RIGHT LIKE MIKE PLS CHILL IT YOU DONT NEED TO START BARKING AT HER JUST CAUSE UR MAD THAT UR GAY…

AND RIGHT HOPPERS JUST GOT THE RECORDS UNDER THE FLOOR DHFBGNGNGNMG

AND RIGHT MOOODDDDD AND GOD owens makes me insane bc its like hes obviously Not Great but he is more genuine in s4/argues with brenner and im like. It baffles me bc owens DOES seem to have WAY more morals than brenner (and he also doesnt have the sexual predator coding/imagery that brenner has) but i also do NOT trust his ass because he’s always flip flopping and he also works for hnl so automatically suspicious

AND RIGHT OWENS ACTING LIKE IT WAS AN OOPSIE LIKE BRO YOU KILLED PEOPLE!!! AND RIGHT LIKE CMON OWENS NOBODYS BUYING THAT SHIT ABT THE RUSSIANS (picture me hiding s3 behind a curtain HDBDBDBD)

AND RIGHT THE PUMPKIN PATCH AND THEN AS YOUVE ALREADY SEEN BC IM LATE CATCHING UP ON THIS.. THE UD TUNNELS UNDER HAWKINS

AND YEAH BILLY IS DEFINITELY RACIST LIKE WHAT WE SEE OF IT IS ACTUALLY A TONED DOWN VERSION OF HOW RACIST HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WHICH IS INSANE BC HES CLEARLY RACIST ASF

AND YESSSSSS THE TERRY PAPER HEHEBEBEBEENE. god good point actually i should go compare those two papers at some point

AND OH JUST FUCKING WAIT UNTIL S4 BECAUSE WHILE YES BRENNERS WIG IS HILARIOUS . THERES ALSO. SO MUCH WEIRNDESS WITH HIS WIGS IN S4 THATS CONNECTED TO TIMELINE SHIT AND MORE THAN ONE BRENNER AND LIKE HWOEHRBRNGNGN. ITS INSANE FOR SOME REASON IN THE BTS PICS HE HAS LIKE THIS GOLLUM ASS STRINGY HAIR WIG TOO THAT WE HAVENT SEEN IN THE SHOW YET??

AND THATS SO REAL HWEHFNFN YOUR INTUITION IS SO REAL ABT EL AND JANE LIKE THEYRE NOT THE SAME GIRL FR…. JANE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

AND GOD THE LAB BUGGING THINGS MAKES ME INSANE DVFBFNGNGNGNGNG LIKEEEE ESPECIALLY STARING AT THE CREEL HOUSE THE LAB BUGGED THE CREEL HOUSE ON MOVE IN DAY I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES

AND RIGHT WIEHFHFNGMMGMGMG POOR MEWS I ALWAYS FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM LIKE DART IS SO CUTE BUT ALSO POOR MEWS.

AND YESSSSSSS THANK YOU EOFJDHDHFNFNGNG IM STARING SO MUCH ST YOUR MUSIC CHOICES CONTINUE TO MAKE ME INSANE!!!

S2 05

HEFBFNF JOYCE LOVES AND SUPPORTS WILLS ART FR!!

AND ODUDGDHD STARING AT WHAT YOU SAID ABT THEM BEING ON THE LEFT BC THERES A LOT OF LEFT VS RIGHT STUFF THAT COMES UP IN S4…

AND RIGHT RHRNGNGNGNG HOPPER WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!! However interestingly enough while it IS stupid for hopper to go into it despite knowing its toxic, what actually ends up getting him is the tentacles grabbing him- which, in s1, they DONT grab him or joyce, so this is an unexpected surprise for hopper when they grab him in s2.

AND WHDNFNFFNNGNG THATS SO FAIR W POLYAM

AND RIGHT THE LITTLE SLEEPING BAG HES SO BABY

AND EHEBFNGNGNG IM GLAD YOU STARTED PREPARING AHEAD OF TIME FOR BOB BC… MY GOD…. POOR GUY

Also hollering over “give that bitch a nicotine addiction” GEBRNFMGKGKG

AND RIGHT AUWHWGWHWH POOR DUSTIN LIKE BUDDY YOU STILL GOTTA BURY THAT…. And also still losing it over Egg Beast GSBDBDBD

AND RIGHT DARTS JUST A LITTLR GUY DOING HIS BEST HE DOWSNT KNOW ANY BETTER

AND RIGHT LIKE GIRL EL WHAT ABOUT STRANGER DANGER i mean i guess she’s grown up with brenner and is like Well It Cant Possibly Be Worse Than That

AND YES ITS THE SAME PLACE unless im missing some details gotta go look again bc timeline shit is always happening in this show

AND YEEYEYEYS TERRY IS 100% REPEATING SMTHN SHE SAW AND IT MAKES ME INSANE BC THE RAINBOW ROOM TERRY SAW IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THE RAINBOW ROOM WE SEE IN S4 WHICH WOULD ALSO TIE INTO EL AND JANE BEING DIFFERENT PEOPLE SINCE THEY EACH SEEM TO HAVE A DIFFERENT RAINBOW ROOM TOO…

AND DHEBFNF MONSTER HOUSE LOOKING ASS HELPPP

AND BABY EGG MAX AND LUCAS…….

AND WHEOFOGUFHFBFBFB WATCHING YOU SUFFER OVER BOB IS SUCH A MOOD IM STILL NOT OVER HIS DEATH LIKE WODHDHFNGNGMMG

Bob is doing his BEST okay!!!!! HES SO PERFECT

AND YESSSSS ERICA MY BELOVED AND TERRY AND EL AND YEYEYEEYSHSB PKAY SO

WHAT YOU SAID ABT THIS NOT BEING HOME RE: TERRY AND EL makes me insane bc im currently working on an analysis of this but the song that plays when el first pulls up to terry’s house in that semi is “green green grass of home” which when you actually look at that song makes NO sense for el and terry because the song is about a man in prison on death row thinking about his childhood home- el is not in prison not on death row NOR HAS SHE EVER BEEN TO THIS HOUSE BEFORE. But yknow who that song DOES fit perfectly?? VICTOR CREEL WHO IS CURRENTLY SERVING A LIFE SENTENCE IN PENNHURST & THINKS ABOUT THE CREEL HOUSE ALL THE TIME!!! ME WHEN EL’S SONG ABT HOME IS TIED TO THE CREELS BECAUSE SHES A CREEL BECAUSE SHES EDWARDS KID AND- GUNSHOTS

AND GDODUDGH GOD RIGHT WHAT YOU SAID ABT TERRY SEEMING STUCK LIKE WILL MAKES ME INSANE BC ITS LIKE. THERES SO MUCH TIME LOOP IMAGERY WITH TERRY AND WITH THE NINA PROJECT LATER ON AND HOW TERRY CONNECTS TO THAT AND IM LIKE TERRY IS PART OF YOU/YOUR MIND STUCK IN A TIME LOOP??? WHATS GOING ON???

 and right BOB IS SO PRECIOUS I LOVE HIM SMMMMM

and fucking HOLLERING OVER COCOMELON SHIT TO TEDS BRAINW EVFNFNGNFNFNFN REAL

AND YEEYEYEYS STEVE AND DUSTIN GET CLOSER YES YOU WILL DEF SEE MORE OF THEM TOGETHER ESP IN S3!!!!!

AND DHDBFNGNGNGNGNG HOPPERS OKAY DW

AND GOD OK SO YES THERE IS AN ACTUAL RUSSIAN PLOT LIKE IN S3 AND ALSO IN S4 THERES AN ACTUAL RUSSIAN PLOT IN RUSSIA…

AND RIGHTTTT MURRAY IS SO RIGHT MURRAY IS HOW I FEEL DOING ST ANALYSIS TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO SEE THE TRUTH OF EDWARD AND HENRY ETC LIKE… LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN PEOPLE!!!

AND RIGHT TERRYS WHOLE BIRTH THING IS SOOOOOO. AND YEYEYS TWO DIFFERENT RAINBOW ROOMS JUST WAIT UNTIL S4 AND ITS SO. ITS INSANE IT MAKES ME INSANE BC TERRY ALSO HAS DIFFERENT CONTRADICTORY BIRTH SCENES FOR EL LATER ON AND ITS SOOOOOO

UAWGDHHGNGNMGNGNGNG HOLLERING OVER ALL OF THIS BOB IS SO PERFECT FR AND RIGHT THE FUCKING WHITE VANS. JUST WAIT UNTIL BRENNER LITERALLY STARTS HANDING OUT CANDY IN S4 LIKE ITS LITERALLY SO FUCKING ON THE NOSE

AND WILL. WILL IS SOOO. His possession makes me insane like WILL WHO POSSESSED YOU

AND YESSS IFUDGDHD GREAT CONNECTION WITH THE MUSIC YESSS

S2 06

RIGHT LIKE CLAUDIA HENDERSON WHAT ARE YOU DOING RN?????

 and right RIGHT HIM AND HIS YES MEN IM EXPLODING ALL LAB EMPLOYEES WITH MY MIND RN THEY ARE THE EPITOME OF GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE

HEBDNFNF I LOVE MURRAY AND HIS CONSPIRACY STUFF And him giving them drinks LMAO HENENENENE AND YES HE LIVES AT LEAST SO FAR YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABT HIM HES IN S3 AND S4 TOO AND HE JUST KEEPS GETTING MORE ICONIC

AND RIGHT LIKEEEE NO THANK U

RIGHTTTTTTTT LIKE THEY JUST WANNA THROW HIM BACK OUT THERE??

AND HOLLERING OVER WHOSE SKINFLAKES WHENENNFNFNGNGN I WISH I KNEW WHAT THAT SHIT WAS

BOB IS SO PRECIOUS WHENFNF I WOULD DIEEE IF YOU DREW HIM HES SO. BELOVED FR I NEED TO SEE HIM IN THE FIRST SHADOW PREQUEL PLAY CMON BOB ITS ALREADY CONFIRMED THAT UR IN THE PLAY (omg wait remind me 2 show u the leaked first shadow play bob audition videos…. hes so silly i love him we get to see highschool era bob doing a little dance)

AND HDFBFNGNGNG BILLY HATERS UNITE FR

AND RIGHT EHRNFNRNRNF HOPPER GOT THE SHORT END OF THE STICK

AND YES YES CALLING WILL SON HEHEHEHEH IT MAKES ME INSANE WHY ARE YOU CALLING HIM SON STOP THAT OWENS WHY ARE YOU CALLING HIM SONNNNN

AND YES BASICALLY!!!

AND EHEBDBFNFN STEVE AND HIS BI SWAG AND HAIR TUTORIALS… HES TEYING HIS BEST OK

And also im EXPLODING your asshole ex boyfriend with my mind im tearing him apart but also LITERALLY WHAT KIND OF REDNECK HICK SHIT IS THAT WHICH IS RICH COMING FROM ME BUT LIKE COME ONNNNNN

AND RIGHT RIGHT LIKE HOPPER!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!! Its rlly so disappointing to see & EXACTLY THOUGH LIKE YOU SAID ITS INTERESTING TO SEE HIS ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES… AND EXACTLY THE WAY THE DISMISSIVENESS USUALLY GETS PLAYED FOR LAUGHS VS IT NOW BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND ADDRESSED.. AND IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE OMG THE THAT 70S SHOW COMPARISON IS SO GOOD YOURE SPOT ON

AND RIGHTTT LIKE CMON HOPPER YOU GOTTA GIVE HER A BETTER APOLOGY DIRECTLY TO HER

and right RIGHT OWENS ALWAYS FUCKING SEEMS LIKE HE KNOWS MORE THAN HES LETTING ON HE ALWAYS FUCKING SEEMS LIKE HES HIDING SMTHN LIKE OWENS LET ME IN YOUR WEIRD LITTLE BRAIN

ALSO HOLLERING OVER THE YONI EGG INTERJECTION HEHHRFNNGG

AND YES THE DAMN FOG IT HAUNTS ME BC OF SOME OF THE DND FOG STUFF AND MIKE LATER TALKING TO WILL ABT CASTING FOG CLOUD AND THE FOG ON THE NIGHT WILL VANISHED AND IM LIKE WHAT IS UP WITH THIS FUCKING FOG!!

And thats so fair god exploding both ur brother and billy… billy stans rlly r Something (delusional)

OH THERES MORE THAN TWO WHENRNRNFNG

AND RIGHT ALL THE DAMN BONES

GODUDGDHDHD ANOTHER HALF SONG IM STARING SM YESSS

S2 07

YES OK SO YES THE TERRY EP GOD IT MAKES ME INSANE LIKE THE LITTLE BLONDE GIRL IS SUPPOSED TO BE BABY EL /JANE AND ITS SOOOO. ITS LIKE. THATS NOT EL. WHO ARE YOU!!! AND KALI/8 IS THERE TOO YES ANS SHE GETS NAMEDROPPED IN S4 AGAIN AND IT MAKES ME INSANEEE

AND RIGHT BECKYS SUCH A GOOD SPORT ABT IT LMAO

AND RIGHT AUWHDGDHFHF EL….. AND YEAH KALI DEF USES HER LMAO KALI IS LIKE.. i enjoy her character but some of the shit she pulls with el esp with that brenner vision??? Mean as fuck like JESUS

AND RIGHT RIGHT RIGHTTTTTT KALI STOP IT YOURE REPEATING THE CYCLE KALI PLEASE YOURE JUST CREATING MORE TRAUMA YOURE TRAUMATIZING THOSE GIRLS AND RE TRAUMATIZING EL LIKE PLEASE JUST SIT DOWN AND CHILL A LITTLE

and right like i get where kalis coming from but a.) what happens when theyre all dead and b.) she’s dragging el along with her And traumatizing other kids in the process

AND YESSS HOME TIME FOR EL

S2 08

HEHNFNFNMFMF HELPPPPP

AND RIGHT WILL FREAKING TF OUT AND YELLING ABT LYING VS HENWARDS MONOLOGUE ABT LYING LATER IN S4 GOD IT MAKES ME INSANE

right RIGHT IT PRETENDING TO BE WILL ITS SOOOO. GOEUEGRHDNFNGNFNGMGM

And RIGHT billy just triggers the instinct to Kill and Maim fr

AND GOD A WHITE VERSION OF UR DSD…

And yeah SO many people think it excuses his behaviour and its INSANE. Like with henry my whole point with defending him isnt “its okay that he did xyz” its instead “henry literally did not do xyz heres the proof it Wasnt Him Free My Man From The Allegations” whereas so many hardcore billy stans are like “actually racism is ok bc billy’s dad called him a faggot”

AND ODUDDHH YES TY OH IM JOTTING THAT DOWN ABT BILLYS DAD AND SON I NEVER NOTICED THAT THANK YOUUUU

AND RIGHT STEVE IS SO FUNNY EVEN WHEN HES NOT TRYING TO BE DHDBFNF

BOB NEWBY SUPERHERO IS LITERALLY SO ICONIC HERNRNFNNF

BEBRNTMGMGMGMGMGMGMHMGMG WATCHING YOU LOSE IT OVER BOB IM JUST LIKE OUGH I KNEW THIS WAS COMING BUT ITS STILL AGONIZING TO WITNESS IM SORRY MAN EGDBNFNF BOB WAS SO GOOD HE DIDNT DESERVE THAT AT ALL POOR BOB MY BELOVED IM HOLLERING OVER THESE REACTION MEMES GEBENFNN IM THE CAT GETTING MY FACE GRABBED AND GIGGLING EVILLY

AND RIGHT RIGHT BOB LORE WHICH THAT MEANS BOB KNEW SCOTT IN SCHOOL WHICH MEANS SCOTT WENT TO SCHOOL IN HAWKINS WHICH WORKS PERFECTLY WITH SCOTT BEING JUST THE RIGHT AGE TO HAVE BEEN IN THE SAME CLASS AS HENRY..

AND DHDBFNF THEYRE PUTTING THE CHARACTER TO WORK!!! MAKING THEM DO MANUAL LABOUR FHFNFN

AND DUSTINS DOING HIS BEST FR AND I SUPPORT U HITTING MAX W THE TRANS BEAM SM..

AND RIGHTHTTTTTT THE RAINBOW SHIP JOYCE IS SO PRECIOUS…

AND IM LOSING IT OVER IT BEING LIKE AN EARLY 2000S COMMERCIAL SEGMENT OH MY GOD THATS EXACTLY THE VIBE HELPPP EHDNFNFNGFNGMG

AND yesyeyessyYES THE WEAPON THING YOURE SPOT ON BC THE GUN NANCY HAS??? IS THE SAME GUN THAT WILL HAD IN THE SHED WHEN HE VANISHED IN S1!!!! YOURE SO RIGHT AND IT MAKES ME INSANE

EPISODE 9

EXACTLY EXACTLY THATS HER FRIEND THATS HER BUDDY HER ROTTEN SOLDIER HER SWEET CHEESE HER GAY BESTIE!!!!

AND RIGHT GET HIS ASS MIKE HFBFNGNGNG and RIGHT ITS THE GATES TO HELL FR

AND GOGUFHFHFJFNFNF RIGHTTT BILLY IS SO. RANCID FR!!!!!!! ALSO HOLLERING OVER PUT THE BOY IN THE SAUNA RIGHHT AFTER BILLY HATER ….HENENENRF YOU ARE GONNA LOVE S3 WHEN BILLY GETS SAUNA’D HEHENNFNF BILLY GETS 7/11 ROTISSERIE CHICKEN’D FR (just realizing youve already watched s3 at this point i how you enjoyed billy getting sauna’d)

AND YESSS MILEVEN AND HOPPER AND EL THOUGHTS IM STARING 👁👁👁

AND RIGHT THERES SOOO MANY GOOD PRACTICAL EFFECTS (fun fact in s1 there’s two diff demogorgons & one is cgi and one is a guy in a practical effects suit)

AND RIGHT STEVE IS IN HIS BABYSITTER ERA FR AND HIM WRAPPING UP THE DESD DEMODOG LIKE A BABY TO PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE LMAO

And RIGHT GOD BILLY STANS ARE. SMTHN ELSE

AND GODDDDD EXPLODING BILLY FOR TRIGGERING YOU and god huge mood with how realistic the character are, there’s so many times where ive been like Oh This Is Very Familiar Unfortunately

AND RIGHT RIGHT THE EXORCIST COMPARISONS ARE SO GOOD ITS SOOOO. IT MAKES ME INSANE BC THE CREEL NEWSPAPERS IN S4 TALK ABOUT AN EXORCISM AT THE CREEL HOUSE AND IM STARING AT THE WILL-HENRY PARALLELS AND HENRY HAVING AN EXORCISM DONE ON HIM….

AND OHHHHHHHH MAN THERES SO SO SO FUCKING MANY CONNECTIONS TO LOST ITS INSANE ITS CONSTANT ESP IN S4

AND YESSSSS WILL HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH

AND RIGHT OH MY GOD DUSTIN AND DART MY BELOVEDDSSSSS FEED HIM HIS SNACK DUSTIN!!!!!!!

AND GODUDGDHDHFH GOD YOUR MIND I NEED TO LOOK INTO THE SONAR FIELD AND LOST STUFF MORE OFJFFHJFJFJG YOURE MAKING ME INSANEEEE IM LOOKING AT STUFF FOR IT RN AND OH MAN I NEED TO SIT DOWN WITH THIS LATER IM HAVING THOUGHTS

AND RIGHT RIGHT THE HALLOWEEN EP AND THE CAMERA COMING BACK THE THE END OF S2 BEFORE THE SNOW BALL!! And speaking of lost, the lost flight 815 vs the 8:15 timestamp on the camera when joyce rewatches the tape even though the tape did Not say 8:15 when will recorded the footage…

AND EXACTLY THE JUMP FROM TRAUMA TO EMBARRASSING KID STUFF

AND RIGHT DUSTIN WITH HIS HAIRRRRRR HES SO POOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AND SCOTTS MOUSTACHE AND LITTLE XMAS SWEATER…. HES SO BABY….. AND LUCAS RIGHT AHSHDB MY BELOVEDS

AND RIGHT RIGHT I DONT GET IT EITHER WHY DO PEOPLE WANT HIM TO BE AROACE SO BAD WHY ARE THEY PICKING HIM SPECIFICALLY I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!!!! AND V SIMILAR AS HE GETS OLDER!!!!!! LET HIM HAVE THE ROMANCE HE WANTS!!!

AND RIGHT EL IS SO PRECIOUS…. AND RIP BOB MY BELOVED :((((

AND RIGHT ITS WEIRD RE: THE THEME SONG BEING USED ON SOME ENDINGS LIKE 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

AND YESSS HEHEHEHE IM ALWAYS STARING FOR UR THOUGHTS 👁👁👁 hehehehhfhfjdf <<33333 i sit here like i Have to write essays i will DIE if i dont get these analysis thoughts out…. And also im so Glad ur enjoying max and fuck billy fr

Bo thank you oh my god i dont know if my comments did this justice but this whole reblog chain was absolute GOLD im still crying over PUT THE BOY IN THE SAUNA!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger Things S2 01

this is just me live blogging watching ST none of my thoughts are v coherent enjoy <3

STARTING OFF REAL INTERESTING BUT REAL TALK when you have like a cool haircut how do you expect not to be found if u do a crime???? LIKE I LOVE YOUR MOHAWK AND I GET IT U DONT WANT TO COVER IT BC OBVIOUSLY BUT!!!!

this is NOT the focus obviously its about the fact theres other kids from the lab BUT AKSHDAKSJDKH

DUSTINNNN!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH IM SO GLAD WE'RE STARTING ON HIM KISS KISS KISS

not the reagan sign STOP STOP ITS BEEN 2 SECONDS I HATE TED THATS HIS NAME RIGHT FIGHT KILL DESTROY BITE BITE BITE BITE

also the boys have grown SO MUCH !!!!!!! i forget there was actual real time between when these were filmed KSJHD im so excited to see Will and his perpetual bowl cut

JOYCE MY MOM!!!!!!!!!! SHES SO PRETTY AND SO CONCERNED I JUST LOVE HER

THE CHIP EATING DUDE FUCKING !!!! REMINDS ME OF THAT FUCKER FROM MONSTER HOUSE???????

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE REMINDS ME OF THIS ASKJDHASKJHDKAJSH

Will is so tiny ..... and little? oh hes being teleported into the fucking upside down again baby boy im so fucking sorry also ilu but why would you just walk outside away from wher eyour friends WERE to look at the horrifying shit world you were trapped and almost died in ????? aSDKJH

Im gonna have to DM you on discord or something so i can properly save all the things you have to say about the timelines and how the Russian shit plays into that because was anyone calling El (im assuming he's referring to her) is Russian??? IK this is possibly the third (?) timeline we've seen (genuinely let me know if i can do that its ok if not i forget tumblr has Dms)

ALSO WHO IS THIS GUY IM CRYING HES!!! WHAT A PI??? WHO ARE YOU

NANCY AND STEVE ALSO BESTIES IM CRYING STEVE IS hes trying so hard are they dating my brain is so full of queer shit that im so deadset on platonic hetero relationships - i paused for one second and unpaused and they kissed SO THAT ANSWERS MY QUESTION

idk what relationships to pay more attention to bc the dynamic between Mike and El interests me the most because of how compulsory everything feels and how El is going to navigate a completetly new environment and how Mike will cope with that? (im assuming its not well)

OH is this the !!! the guy that i see people talk about all the time YEAHHH THE BLOND MULLET MAN AND MAX what the fuck is his name Billy??? He looks trans

CRYING AT CHECKING OUT H IS ASS GIRL WAHT ASS HES FLAT HE HAS NOTH ING AKDSHASKHDKAJSH and those jeans are supposed to be supporting cheeks

I love Mr Clark so much and everyone who looks bored in his class just doesnt GET IT

BUT ALSO MAX I GET IT QUEEN the boys all staring are so good I FORGET THEY GO AS THE GHOST BUSTERS FOR HALLOWEEN

JOYCE MY MOM WHO IS THIS GUY HES??? GOOFY AND SHES SO HAPPY ??? BOB !!! i have no initial bad opinions of him bc hes silly and goofy and he makes Joyce so happy and she deserves to be SO SOSOS OS HAPPY and nothing but happy

IF i have to endure another god damn Hopper flash back im gonna throw up and scream and cry and lose my mind and I won't recover and I'll never come back

Im in call while I watch this episode because i really wanted to get through while and actually use my brain bc i don't that often - but my roommates bird is sitting next to her mic and farting really really softly into it and its making me lose my fucking mind

CORN MAZES WHEN YOURE TALL LOOK SO EASY AND LESS SCARY WHENEVER IM IN A FUCKING CORN MAZE ITS TERRIFYING AND I CANT SEE SHIT BC IM LIKE 2 FEET TALL

NANCCYCYY AND JOHNANATHANANSDNSAKDJ BESTIES BESTIES BESTIES BEST FRIENDS IM MAKING THEM A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET ITS THEIR FAVORITE COLOURS AND THEY NEVER TAKE THEM OFF

ADN STEVE TOO!!! IM SORRY YOURE A THIRD WHEEL BUT its the start of season 2 how do we feel about polyam relationships between them where the audience for that point me in the correct direction

DUSTIN IS RIGHT ALSO I LOVE HIM i love his little hats - MAX IS ALSO RIGHT

God i feel so ba for Will like to be??? singled out like that especially in elementary school? hell.

WHERE ARE THEY GOING TOGETHER WHAT IS HAPPENING ISNT THIS THE LAB ??? ougHHH THAt needle sound was unecessary

REALLY starting to see how this might be a different timelinei have no idea how ???? Joyce would.... trust them??? UNLESS THIS IS A HOSPITAL no its not ho films ina fucking hospital like this

also theyre mentioning the upside down

I understand needing to go back to the only place that fully understands that it exists and you need a place to talk to someone and also monitor him physically without being dismissed as insane - but i dont understand how Joyce OR Hopper would trust the Lab again after everything happened??????

I'm glad that he's actually getting help, and im glad that Joyce and Hopper are there to make him feel safe and support him given everything but !!!!!

this iS THE. He has PTSD. when did they get the word to describe that akjhaskjdh NVM HE JUST SAID IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO IS PRETENDING LIKE EVERYTHING IS NORMAL HELPFUL BC IT SURE THE FUCK IS N OT FOR ME ????????? also who is this DR hes kinder but "i need you to trust me" to JOYCE AFTER THE BRENNER SHIT ???

also them NOT MENTIONING IT WHEN THEY LEAVE BUT JOYCE UPSET ABOUT THE WHOLE "i need you to trust me" THING B UT NOT BRINIGN UP BRENNER?????? susususususus timeline shit anyway EM @ me tell me wahts up kiss kiss mwuah mwuah

OH they've upped their guinea pig game on entering the upside down and the gatelooks fucking uglier and uglier LOVE THE TORCH glad it works but no wonder the gate looks angry???

DUSTINNN I LOVE H IM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

ough i have a feeling her older brother is gonna ..... trigger me a lil but we'll get through it

THEM BOTH HAVING A CRUSH ON HER!!!!!

If YouR fRiEnD jUmPs OfF a ClIfF 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

THEYRE GOING OVER TO HAVE DINNER WITH BARBS FAMILY STOP STOP STO PST OPST OPST IM GONNA CRY Oh they hired a P.I okay yeah the bald guy he..... HIS CARD STOPPPPP

realizing they defenitely can't tell her parent's what actually happened to her an di hate that im gonna oaufkahd girl im so sorry im so sorry im so osrry UPSET BC SHE AS A CHARACTER DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE I WISH THEY HADN'T DONE HER DIRTY LIKE THAT

all the photos of her would make me so ill to look at like god NANCYYY THE GUILT AND B LAME GIRLIEEEE

also Mike rebelling after experiencing that kind of trauma and losing Will and El even though Will came back he's not the same of corse he's struggling - calling it with the !!!! WALKIE TALKIEEEE girl i miss her too

YEAHHH ITS dustiNNNN BUT HE AKSHDKAJSH

DUSTINNN IM KAHSDKJH I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HES SO SILLY !!!!!!!!!!!!! HES THE SILLY IN MY HEART

HONESTLY props to him again for not like invesigating something that was probably gonna be HORRIBLE he'd survive a horror movie

JOYCEEEEE IN MY FAV SHIRT SHES SO KISS KISS KISS KISS

Johnathan is such a good brother bro BUT ALSO WILL IS SO RIGHT I GET IT I GET IT I UNDERSTAND TREATING IT LIKE ITS NORMAL MAKES IT WORSE !!!! SOMETHING HAPPENED PLEASE ACKNOWLEGE THAT and JOHANATHANNN HES THE FREAK AND A WEIRDO

STOPA SDADKSHJ iT S THAT WHY YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRINEDS SHUT UP STOP STOP /POS

BOB i love you so far and ik that being a step parent in these situation (even tho hes only dating Joyce its the same) is so hard especially when there are kids involved BUT YOURE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB

AND THEYRE ALL WATCHING THE MOVIE TOGETHER AHHH

ew the phone the trigger GIRL YOU GOT THIS ITS OKAY ITS OKAY BUT ALSO THATS SUCH A HORRENDOUS RINGTONE WHAT THE FUCK

love me a tech who accidentally ignores the alarms going off (i couldnt hear the song playing it feels important - unintentially placing importance on all the music in this show now thank u em)

OohuaAHDAKJH OH WILL IS GONNA get ,,,,, yoinked back again isn't he ouguhadhAKHDJS interesting that it really only affects the *outside* like doors are now portals in a way ? i cant remember if it affected the inside of the arcade immediately or not

OH MIST LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wood Waffle Hours !!!!!!!!!! OH NO CABIN HOURS??? IS SHE. IS SHE. BIG EYE BALL EMOJIS LET ME SEE MY GIRL LET ME SEE THE BABY GIRL !!!! this entire scene makes it seem like shes a fucking AKSJDHA freak ass creature

HER HAIRRRRR SHES SO CUTE STOPPPP HOPPERS LITTLE SMILE IM TEARING UP AND CRYING ACTUALLY LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEM LOOKA T THEM OUGHHAHAHHHHHHHH IM HEAVING

thank u for reading these were my thoughts

#i hope this is half coherent #hehehehfhfjd IM HAVING SM FUN WATCHING YOU WATCH THIS WHENFNGNGNGMG

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No Good Deeds (1/?)

Summary: In one universe Dream of the Endless was released in 1989. In another it was 2022.

In this one, Paul never broke the circle.

….

The Bly Institute has one singular goal, protect humanity from any supernatural threats by any means necessary. From researching, archiving, assassination, hunting and securing, experimentation… all methods are allowed for the greater good.

One would think that the severe ongoing case of encephalitis lethargica would capture the attention of such an institution yet it was deemed not noteworthy.

Fox disagreed.

In which a researcher on thin ice decides to figure out the mystery of the sleeping sickness plague themself, consequences be damned.

Rating: T

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Something was wrong. Something was definitely wrong.

They rested their head back against the elevator wall, chewing the inside of their lip with a frown. The feeling of disappointment and irritation growing within them every passing second.

For over a century the sleeping sickness has plagued the world yet that still wasn't a strong enough reason to investigate the cause? If anyone had asked them, it seemed like a casefile on a golden platter.

Apparently boss man didn't think so.

The elevator dinged, alerting them of their arrival to the B1 floor. With a groan they sulked back to their desk, soft indignant muttering under your breath as you glared at the pile of cases that greeted you.

"The meeting went as well as I expected?" Tom asked, raising an eyebrow as he watched them slump in their chair.

They let out an exaggerated sigh, "No need to rub it in."

Tom hummed, "It was a good shot America. I mean Sarah and I both told you so but…"

They sent a glare at him, which shut him up but didn't wipe the teasing smirk off his face.

"You know I'm right Tom," they spoke lowly, "This sleeping sickness is right up the Institute's alley. Why isn't anyone assigned to figure out what the hell is going on."

Tom sighed, closing the open file on his desk and rubbed his eyes. "It's the Institute's business when he says it is-"

"So you believe a sleeping plague that has been ongoing for over a century is due to natural causes?"

Tom hushed them quickly, glancing around the room at the other assistants and only turned back to you when he was sure no one was listening.

"Cmon now Fox, we all know the walls have eyes and ears here," he scolded lightly before shaking his head and continuing, "What I am saying," he whispered harshly, "is that if you keep going on about this then you will be thrown back in containment. Which is something I would assume you don't want?"

Fox remained silent, which was a good enough answer for him. "Exactly, so do your work and make sure they begin to believe you are more trouble than you are useful."

With that he went back to his case file, glancing over the writing.

It wasn't long before he spoke up again, breaking you from your sulking. "Besides, you get all the fun cases. Getting to work that gorgeous Constantine bird. Hey, perhaps you can put a word in for me?"

They sent him a small glare, "Not sure nearly getting my intestine ripped out by a demon clown is fun," Fox fiddled with one of their pens, "Also Constantine would eat you for breakfast."

Tom grinned, "Kinky. Wouldn't mind if you sent the message to the cousin as well."

Fox lightly kicked him underneath the table, a small smile twitching on their lips.

They turn attention to the first folder, frowning at the thickness of it. Gently Fox flicked it open, taking a quick glance at the typed out writing and photographs of blood drained families.

"Serial killer with a blood fetish or vampire," they mused aloud, flipping through the many different crimes. "How fun."

Tom clicked the roof of his mouth at your bored tone, "Hey, much more interesting compared to the shite I'm given." He held up the page he was reading, "Evil doll version of elf on the shelf."

Fox let out a small snort, grabbing his paperwork to get a better look.

"Honestly never understood the fear people have with dolls. Like…just yeet the little shit out the window or just smack them with a bat. Barely a foot tall."

Tom grabbed the paper back from them, rolling his eyes as he placed back with the rest of the content in his much thinner file.

"That is thirty point forty-eight centimeters to you."

It was their turn to roll their eyes at him.

"Do you want to switch?" Tom offered after a beat.

They sighed, "As much as I would want to, I don't need another extension on my 'probation'."

He frowned, "How many more cases do you have to complete until you are off the leash?"

They leaned back in their chair, stretching their legs out as they grabbed their first file and started reading. "Uh twenty."

Tom paused, his silence buried by the sound of their co-workers shuffling around or their low mutterings in the distance. "Didn't they say that twenty cases ago?"

"Yup," they popped their p, glancing up to meet Tom's stare with tired eyes.

He didn't respond, and he didn't need to.

The Bly Institute kept a tight hold on all their employees, even the ones who chose to work here out of their own free will. A necessary evil most people here would agree with after all the Foundation served many functions, all aimed towards the one goal of protecting humanity. Whether it be researching, experimentation, hunting, archiving, or imprisoning.

All for the greater good. The mantra was basically burned inside their skull, the constant justification of their own previous imprisonment and testing.

Well, they were still imprisoned, now the cage was gilded. The numerical label was gone, replaced by the lone name of Fox. A replacement for the birth name they could no longer recall. Or at least they don't bother recalling.

Some things were best left forgotten after all, especially when they held power.

Tom first laughed when they introduced themselves, after all a human named Fox would work here wouldn't they. Though, they weren't sure if they could be considered human anymore…could they? They were definitely not as human as they were Before they got Lost. Then again, their memory of Before is fuzzy, like the world was with their glasses.

Such a boring thought, or perhaps a depressing one. The Ship of Theseus always gave them a bit of a headache.

In the end it didn't matter, you could just call them the modern day Sisyphus.

They shook their head, as if the thoughts themselves could be loosen from their mind and focused back in the files in front of them.

The file contents were gruesome and they assumed that if they were more like what they were Before then they would've found the images far more disturbing. Yet they just grew bored after a while, the repetitive nature of the crimes only giving them basic information of the person committing them.

Perhaps it just took a certain type of person, human or not, to work here. They weren't sure if the thought was comforting or not.

They only got about halfway through when the elevator ding caught their attention. A small smile graced their lips when they watched Sarah walk out the elevator and beeline straight towards them.

"Ah Sarah, the light of my life, coming to grace us once again?" Tom said, stretching his arms in the air.

Sarah laughed, "Shove it Tommy boy." She took the free seat in front of them, resting her arms on the empty desk. "Would've been up earlier but the Burgess family donated another pile of occult books. Spent hours sorting them all."

They peaked up at the name, "Burgess? As in Roderick?"

Sarah nodded as she yawned, "The Daemon King himself. His son has been donating his old man's collection of books every so often for the past several decades, just like his pa did. Given the amount this time around I reckon he is getting closer to Death's doorstep."

They hummed in acknowledgement, their interest piqued.

"You reckon he actually trapped the devil in his basement?" Tom questioned under his breath. Sarah shook her head, "Nah, I think the old head investigated that claim back when the old bastard was alive. Said there was no devil down there. Big ol waste of time." Sarah shifted her attention away from Tom and back to Fox, glancing at their bracelet. "Brown for they/them, purple for she/her yeah?"

Fox nodded their head, giving them a thumbs up.

Sarah clapped her heads, "Memory still functional."

"Oh thank god for that," Tom agreed, a teasing smile on his face.

Sarah stuck her tongue out at him, shoving him with her foot. "Also, dinner tonight after work yeah?"

Tom nodded, "Sounds bloody terrific."

"Uh, can I raincheck?"

They both looked at them, a questioning expression on both their faces.

"I told Constantine I would collect her statements of the past several cases she did for Archives. Gotta get there somewhat early to make it back here before lockdown."

Tom gave them a sly smile, "Oooh? Trying to turn the freelancer into a full time employee? Or should I be setting up a wedding date?"

Fox sent him a harsh kick causing him to hiss before flipping him off as Sarah lightly smacked his shoulder.

"Yeah Fox, another time will work," she glanced at her watch and sighed, "Got to get back to the library. Still have more of those bloody books to go through." Sarah stood up, turning his face to Tom, "See you in a couple hours," she turned her attention to Fox, "And see you tomorrow. You and Constantine have fun, but not too much fun." She wiggled her fingers at her before rushing off leaving Fox to rest their forehead on the pile of files, trying to ignore the light giggling coming from Tom.

….

Fox waved goodbye to their friends, they thought they could call them friends after all they were the closest thing they had for companionship at work, as they split their separate ways after work.

As Fox walked away from their workplace and prison, they couldn't help but pause to take a glance back. The building was massive, its imposing size always casting a shadow to its surroundings. The gothic structure closely matched the sister Institute in Gotham. Despite that, they could swear that the inside was far bigger than the exterior. That new hallways, floors, and rooms appear when necessary-when things get too stuffy.

No one talked about it though, perhaps it was best to stay silent on the matter for at times it felt that the building itself was a living being. Yet that was just the paranoia kicking in most likely. It was bound to when a breach can happen at any moment. Safer to stay on edge than be slaughtered unaware.

They continued their brisk pace, humming some tune that had been stuck in their head as they made their way down the dark cobblestone path.

Fox didn't technically lie to them, they were going to collect Jo's statements tonight and they were most likely going to spend the night at her cramped apartment. They just had to make a quick stop first.

The best thing with gaining an alliance with Johanna Constantine was the fact it enabled the both of them to do things off the record. She covers for them and vice versa.

Such as having a storage container under Johanna's name.

What could they say, if they weren't allowed permission to investigate the sleepy sickness phenomenon then they would do it outside the Institute's purview. Also helped with destroying anything that the Institute didn't need to know about. After all, a harmless immortal innkeeper and professor didn't need the eyes of the Institute on him.

So that is how a simple storage container turned into looking like a conspiracy theorist's wet dream. While their biggest concern was the sleeping sickness, she hoarded and researched other oddities that the Institute refused to delve into. The main side project being a serial killer who enjoyed collecting eyes for the past two centuries.

They had a hunch of the Burgess family involvement of this sleeping plague, after all the timeline matched up rather well. The fact the plague started relatively close to their manor only bolstered their hunch.

It was only now did they feel almost completely certain that whatever Roderick Burgess captured in his basement was responsible for all of this. The fact that the Institute was most likely involved in the cover up, however, was a hunch they wished they were wrong. Yet Sarah's words echoed in their mind and the fact the Burgess family still continued to be patrons only brought a sense of dread and uneased.

If they were in a better position they most likely would have used this information as leverage, yet they were more interested in why. Why do all this for some occult books they would've seized anyways?

Fox could also be wrong, they highly doubt it, but it was a possibility. Which was why they had to do what was necessary tonight, before they could decide any other plan of action.

Which brought them to part two of their plan. Waiting outside in the cold London night for Constantine to come pick them up. The burner phone was a nice touch, even if they had an odd assortment of them in the bunker.

"Is there a reason you called?" Johanna's voice rang clear in the silent night.

Fox glanced up at the sorceress, a crooked smile displaying on their face.

"Have to take a couple statements from you."

Johanna arched an eyebrow, "And the storage unit?"

Fox shook their head, their short curly hair brushing against their chin.

"Best to be left unaware, plausible deniability."

Johanna continued to give them a pointed look, her tired brown eyes narrowing ever so slightly.

"Just need to do one small thing before I return to my jailer."

She sighed, shaking her head and gesturing to them to follow her. "Out with it will you?"

Fox nodded, "Astral projection for…research."

Johanna paused, her hand almost about to open the taxi door before shrugging. "You're right, I don't want to know." She swung the door open, laying Fox to clammer inside.

"Should I pay for the cab?" Fox whispered to Johanna as the driver took off.

"...do you even get paid?"

Fox pursed their lips causing Johanna to roll her eyes, muttering something under her breath.

With a tired sigh Fox rested their head against the window, quietly watching the other cars and street lamps pass by. Their eyes caught a glimpse of themselves in the reflection, the darkness of night allowing them to gain a better picture of themselves.

The longer they stared at their reflection, the more they tried to remember the Before. Was this skin they wore Before, was it different After? Did everything always feel so constrained or was this an ill-fitting suit?

They were unable to hold their gaze for long, quickly averting their attention to the taxi driver who paid them no mind.

They pinched the skin of their cheek, a frown deepening despite their attempts to remain neutral. Reflections always made them uncomfortable After they returned from being Lost.

Their world Before was growing fuzzier every day, would that mean that there would be nothing left of Before-them?

Johanna lightly kicked them, forcing Fox to glance at her. Despite her cold demeanor, Fox could spot the cracks of concern in her hard shell.

Fox only gave her a weak smile, best not to dwell on such things after all.

The ride to Johanna's apartment continued in relative silence, only the radio's soft music keeping total silence away.

Fox always enjoyed Johanna's apartment, despite the small size and the clutter that made it feel far more contained. The dimmed lights hid most of the mess however. They couldn't really complain about the disorganization for their small room back at the Institute was in similar condition.

Something about it just felt safe, perhaps it was the lack of sterilization that made their stomach twist in nausea.

White walls. The smell of rubbing alcohol mixed with the strong metallic iron from fresh blood.

Fox shook their head, glancing at the books spread out amongst the multitude of files and research papers. All things that they should be confining and bringing to the Institute as well as arresting Johanna for. They rested their hands on one of the familiar covers. A simple grimoire that they found back in Gotham, another thing they…forgot to bring to the Institute.

"John lent it to you?"

Johanna hummed, tossing her jacket on the nearest chair as she made her way to the kitchenette. "Yeah, new case came up. He figured it would do me better for the time being." She opened up one of her cabinets, "Let me guess, you need that tea?"

"Please and thank you." Fox nodded, tapping the cover of the book a couple times before taking a seat in one of her chairs.

With tired eyes they watched as Johanna fixed up the special tea, one of the few things that made astral projection far easier. It was always a pain to slip into the correct state for it and it wasn't like they had time to waste.

They watched Johanna for a moment, silently noting how at ease she was…a rare state for her. The bags under her eyes seemed to have gotten darker since the last time they had met up. They had considered asking about it prior but the Constantine cousins were known for their prickly attitude, something they didn't need to deal with at the moment.

Instead they dug out their tape recorder, a sleek silver device to add a modern flair for a piece of old technology. Security and easier storage was the reason given when they had asked why, and it made sense. Those in the archives will do what they want and if this is how they chose to handle statements then so be it.

It wasn't long until Johanna returned, fresh hot tea in hand, taking the seat across from her. "So how are we doing this? You're still under lockdown yeah?"

Fox nodded, "Which is why multitasking is amazing. I'll start the statement, you take your time, and I'll quickly see if I find anything of importance." Fox glanced at the electric alarm clock, 20:02 it read. "It shouldn't take two hours."

Johanna sighed, rubbing her eyes. "Yeah, fine. Let's just get this over with."

Fox tilted her head, a tiny smile creeping out as she pressed down on the red button of the tape recorder. "This is Subject 4-2-8-6 also known as Fox of Bly Institute taking the statement of Johanna Constantine, Freelancer, regarding the Possession of Rachel Thompson as well as the Paranormal Activity of the Jackson Family Mortuary. Please start from the very beginning."

Fox silently got up with the cup of tea in hand, nodding their head in confirmation signaling Johanna to start as they went to Johanna's bed.

They gulp the drink down swiftly, wincing as the heat burnt their throat. Slowly and as quietly as they could they started taking deep breaths, forcing their eyes shut as if they could demand sleep to take them. Quietly they listened to Johanna begin to recount her first case, slipping into the darkness.

Astral projection always felt odd, even when Fox had done it Before. Yet it felt more fluid than they recalled, a full 180 from the sluggish feeling of walking in molasses.

They made a small mental note to see if they had been doing it wrong prior and now after everything was said and done.

They glanced over to see Johanna still speaking then back to their resting body. Everything seemed slightly darker, as if someone turned down the brightness just enough to be slightly noticeable.

No need to ponder on trivial things, they had places to be.

It felt like sliding on oil the moment they took their first step towards the rainbow spiral fractal door that made itself in the middle of the room. The closer they got, the easier it became to see the slow movement of the spiral as it grew smaller and smaller into another continuous shape.

They placed their hand into the colorful mass, the familiar feeling of being engulfed in syrup coated their arm.

Fawney Rig, Wych Cross, England

They kept the mantra running in their head, refusing to break their concentration. They did not need to end up somewhere else.

They walked through the spiral blob, forcing themselves to walk through the thick sludge that made every step feel like walking through wet concrete.

The moment they forced themselves out of the spiral, they were greeted to an elegant entryway. Old money kind of fancy, rich wooden architecture with a bit of a gothic flair.

Fawney Rig. Just like the pictures.

The manor was quiet allowing the buzzing electricity to fill the air while the soft snoring from upstairs was barely audible.

Fox walked around, taking in the grand features of the interior. The oil painted portraits, elegantly woven rugs. All very prim and proper.

It wasn't long for them to wander to the one thing that was a sore thumb, a thick metal door with an electronic key code beside it.

Well, if they were going to hide a demon in the basement, a highly secure door would be a good start.

Fox observed the keypad, their eyes looking for any option of opening it without guessing the numerical code. They could short circuit it, though it does give a risk of boss man figuring out they were doing something unregulated.

It shouldn't be too hard to brute force. Probably.

Fox shook their head. Worry about it another time, in fact they may not even need to deal with it.

With that assurance playing in their mind they walked through the metal door and crept down the stairs, unease growing as they passed each step. People always put the weirdest shit in the basement.

Creating a gothic prison was a new one, the mote as well.

Rich people really had nothing else to do with their money huh.

As they made their way into the main room, they paused in their steps as their eyes froze at the center piece.

It seemed Roderick Burgess indeed entrapped someone.

Within a clear glass ball sat a man, or what was most likely a being taking a form of one.

The figure's white alabaster skin seemed to radiant like moonlight, a sharp contrast to his raven black hair that reminded Fox of spilt ink.

It only took one glance at his eyes for them to confirm that whoever was trapped was a being far greater than any demon. Those eyes held the cosmos within them, galaxies that seemed to stretch on forever.

What this not-man was, Fox wasn't sure. They had met many great and eldritch beings when they were Lost yet even the most terrifying in power paled in comparison to the wrathful being that stared upon them.

Fox shifted under their microscopic stare, the feeling of being dissected always made their stomach churn.

Slowly they walked closer to the being, standing in front of the circle that encased him.

It was only then could they tell the being was trapped nude.

Fox winced, averting their gaze quickly to the man's studious face.

Stripped bare and entrapped for over a century, they were positive that must've been a huge blow to his ego.

"Shit," Fox sighed. They knew the moment they returned back to their body they would be greeted with a headache. They knelt down, observing the details of the spell circle. They could feel the magic radiating from it which meant that it was probably not safe to touch.

Then again, it never was safe to touch an activated spell circle. You only need to learn that lesson once.

Fox glanced up, nearly stumbling backwards as they were greeted to the pale man's ever watchful eyes leaning down towards them. One hand sprawled against the glance, a sense of desperation and hope.

Those soft emotions didn't last long as they quickly morphed to rage and hatred as Fox moved away from the untouched circle. His once flat palm clenched into a fist, his anger radiating off him. Enough to force them to move back to gain space from the fishbowl prison.

They took one more glance at the spell circle, trying to burn the image in their mind.

Fox couldn't bear to take another glance at the being, not willingly to subject themself to the poisonous glare that they are sure was still directed at them. A fear that the being's glare and hatred could cut right through them, leaving them to bleed out in some vindictive joy.

With that they left the eldritch being, rushing back to the spiral, back to Johanna, back to their unconscious body.

…

When their eyes snapped open, they could still hear Johanna's voice speaking into the tape recorder.

Fox took a deep breath in an attempt to calm their shaking nerves. The coming back was always the worst, and it seemed to be a fact that will never go away.

With trembling limbs, they made their way to the open chair-slumping down as if their limbs were made of jello.

Johanna gave them a look of concern but continued without pause as Fox grabbed the nearest pen and paper, quickly scribbling as much as they remembered from the circle design.

They slid the paper toward Johanna, who glanced at the drawing. Her brow furrowed, a shake of her head made Fox scrunch their nose.

It only took five more minutes for Johanna to wrap up the final case. She released a loud sigh signaling the end of her tale, something Fox had noted to be a signature of her's.

"Statement concluded," Fox said softly, turning the device off.

"What's that?" Johanna asked, nodding her head towards the crude drawing.

"Great question," Fox said with a slight hint of annoyance. Nothing could be easy it seemed. They tilted their head slightly, folding up the paper with a frown. "Hey, can I borrow a knife for a second?"

Johanna blinked, "Uh what?"

Fox merely smiled.

….

Fox rested her head on the back of the seat of the taxi, their fingers gently rubbing the notes Johanna handed them before they left.

Thirty minutes until lockdown.

Fox rubbed the underside of their lower arm. It seemed they needed to have a conversation with Sarah tomorrow.

Meanwhile, they had much to think about, much to plan.

#dream x reader #morpheus x reader #the sandman x reader #the sandman #dream of the endless #dream x oc #morpheus x oc #sandman fanfiction #lord morpheus #dream of the endless x reader #dream of the endless x oc #morpheus

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starshine-effendy · 4 years ago

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Imagine MHA boys bragging about their S/O (S/O= Reader)

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters from MHA! These characters belong to Kohei Horikoshi.

Welcome

Shoto, Bakugou, Monoma, Kirishima, Iida, Denki, Dabi and Hawks lovers <3

Pick your sides (Seriously... pick a side)

Here’s a summary: The boys were bragging about how much better their s/o was and it turned into a little argument.

And let’s begin :)

So this happened because of Monoma’s bragging

Monoma: My s/o is literally the Best! Have you seen Y/N’s skills?! Amazing. No other words to describe it. Y/N’s not only AMAZING but also very very intelligent! and perfect! Better than anyone else here!

And that’s when Bakugou showed up because he overheard what Monoma said.

Bakugou: HEY EXTRA! SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR S/O! CAUSE YOURS IS NO BETTER THAN MINE!

Monoma: Oh what’s this? A lousy one A is here to compare to MY s/o? WHAT A JOKE? And I thought You guys couldn’t get any dumber. Clearly, MY s/o is more brilliant, elegant, beautiful, clever and talented than yours!

Bakugou: OH YEA!? WANNA GO COPYCAT?! I’LL PROOF MY S/O IS BETTER!

And if you think this couldn’t get any worst Shoto’s here.

Shoto: Both of you stop it. This is a useless conversation. Besides we know my s/o is better than any of yours.

Bakugou: OH YEA ICY-HOT?!

Monoma: YOURS!? You humor me.

Shoto: It’s obvious that my s/o is better than yours.

Bakugou: Don’t flatter yourself Icy-hot!

Shoto: Bakugou I’m not flattering myself.

Monoma: For once I agree with a class 1A. Don’t flatter yourself. It’s obvious that MY s/o is better than any of yours.

Shoto: You can’t proof that you simp.

Shoto *looking at Deku*: Did I use that right?

Deku *shaking his head*

Shoto *looking back at the others*: Ignore my attempt to insult you.

Kirishima: Oh come on guys! Don’t be like that. We all know My pebble’s the best.

Bakugou: NO ONE ASKED YOU SHITTY HAIR AND NO YOUR “PEBBLE” ISN’T.

Monoma: We all know the superior s/o is MINE.

Shoto: Actually mine is.

Bakugou: NO IT ISN’T ICY HOT! MINE IS.

Denki: Aww Cmon guys! We all know mine is the best.

Monoma: No it isn’t you class 1A pikachu!

Bakugou: YEA HELL NO IT’S NOT BECAUSE MINE IS THE BEST!

Shoto: Bakugou you keep getting it wrong. Mine is.

Kirishima: No! Mine is!

You know... This is where Iida came in and we thought... Hm this guy’s got this. But guess what? No he’s in the argument now.

Iida *with his hand gestures*: AS CLASS REP IT IS MY DUTY TO KEEP YOU ALL IN CHECK SO STOP ARGUING! IT’S MAKING YOU ALL LOOK BAD!

Iida *Crosses his arms and pushes glasses*: Besides we all know mine far above you.

Bakugou: WHAT WAS THAT FOR EYES!?

Shoto: Iida we know your s/o isn’t as great as mine

Monoma: Clearly I know my s/o is better than all of yours.

Denki: No! Mine is!

Kirishima: Mine is definitly more beautiful and manly than yours!

What could be worst? Thinking Hawks came to stop the argument but no... He joined it.

Hawks: Hey I heard that all you kids are saying your s/o were the best but hate to break it to you. Mine is better than any of yours.

Shoto: How did you get here?

Iida: HAWKS! PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU. NOW HELP US WITH THIS SITUATION.

Hawks: Heard you all arguing a mile away so I decided to see what the fuss was about.

Monoma: Surely Hawks, Mine is better than yours.

Bakugou: OH YEA COPYCAT?! MINE IS BETTER THAN ANY OF YOURS!

Iida: Bakugou no need to yell. Mine is better than any of yours though.

Denki: Woah Hawks! I admire you and all but sorry to break it to you but my s/o’s better than yours

Kirishima: No way! Mine is better than any of yours!

What’s worst than a hero? A villain. Look who’s approaching behind them

Dabi: What a shame. We all know my little mouse is better than any of yours.

Iida: A VILLAIN I MUST REPORT THIS TO THE TEACHER! AND S/O IS BETTER THAN YOURS.

Bakugou: LEAGUE OF VILLAINS! DON’T CALL MY TEDDY BEAR THAT!

Shoto: Shouldn’t we all be fighting him?

Denki: No no... Let’s hear this out

Kirishima *nods*

Shoto *nods*

Iida: >:( (He went to tell the teachers)

Hawks: Oh dabi... Dabi Dabi Dabi... You got it all wrong. My baby bird is better than anyone here’s s/o.

Monoma: Excuse me? I hope you meant to say Mine.

Kirishima: No he meant to say My pebble is better than any of yours.

Shoto: Snowflake is better than any of your s/o.

Denki: My sunshine sugar nugget is better than anyone else’s s/o here and I’m ready to proof it!

Dabi: Oh yea? I’ll burn you right now kid.

Hawks: I’ll have to stop you

Shoto, Tenya, Bakugou: We’re not letting you get to him.

Dabi’s s/o *warps in using Kurogiri’s quirk* : Hi- sorry guys Imma take dadd- I mean Dabi away now.

Dabi + Y/N(Dabi lover readers) Warps away.

Hawks’ s/o (Aka you, Hawks lovers) smacked the closed window: Hawks! Come on! I’ve been waiting for you to help me with this villain for 5 minutes!

Hawks: Duty calls guys. Bye!

Hawks leaves through the window.

Leaving Shoto, Bakugou, Denki, Kirishima, Monoma alone.

Monoma: My s/o is still better.

Bakugou: OH WILL YOU SHUT UP DAMN COPY CAT!?

Bakugou was ready to explode the heck out of Monoma when his s/o came.

Y/N (The bakugou lovers): BABE NO-

(The Bakugou lovers) Y/N managed to pull Bakugou away.

Shoto: I miss my snowflake. (He walks away to go visit your dorm)

Denki: Sameee~ I’m gonna go visit my nugget too.

Denki and Shoto leaves to visit their s/o.

(Kirishima lovers it your turn to shine) Y/N (Jumping to Kirishima) : Hey big shark!

Kirishima: Hey baby shark! (Smiles really wide)

Y/N: Let’s go get snacks

Kirishima: Alright pebble. Let’s go.

(Monoma lovers)Y/N: Hey Neito, What did you do?

Monoma: Proved to everyone that you’re the best.

(Monoma lovers)Y/N: I doubt that but okay! Let’s go cuddle <3.

Monoma wrapping his arm around your waist: Sure let’s go

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zuffer-weird-girl · 4 years ago

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One life for the other

An Young Chisaki Kai x Guardian angel Reader.

(A/n): there is cleary mentions of God here and as always, dont like it, dont read it.

Thanks for reading and for the support ^^

"I'm late!!! I'm late!!!! I'm late!!!!" You exclaimed while flying around the city on the middle of the night... furrowing your eyebrows at noticing the destined house you were suppose to be.

"Oh no..." you whimpered before an idea popped in your head as your wings scratched in glee before you flew to the near hospital... Your instincts as an future guardian angel were ringing like crazy when you found an window and entered an dessert room.

You arched your eyebrow at that flinching at hearing some screaming from the other side of the door. Those were the parents of who you had to protect?!

Your disgust was soon substituted by glee when you saw a crib. You opened your mouth in glee as your feather ruffled up as you aproached slowly the crib to see a baby sleeping inside. Small tuffs of dark brow hair on the top of his head as he slept peacefully... even if his mother was no where around.

"My lord.." you gushed, your wings flapping as you saw the golden orbs open slightly only to close again after the yawn he let out

"Chisaki Kai." You cooed while flapping your wings "A perfect name." The baby sneezed at the breeze your wings were making while you giggled at his confusion face.

Such a hot day... you were trying your best to protect Kai from overheat... but what an angel could do asides from protecting someone as sneakily as they can?

"... I will be alone forever..." you freezed at the words Kai let out and you flew to be in his front to gasp at seing golden eyes glossy with tears, yet still remained the same stoic expression as he curled up on himself, sitting on the ground.

You clenched your jaw at remembering the parents... They shouldn't even ever be called that. Even as a angel, you were secretely grateful that Kai's quirk had activated when his father was going to beat him once again.

Ever time you would get Chisaki out of the way when his father or mother would throw something at him... But if it was indirect contact you were obligated to just watch... one time where you slapped his father's hand away when he went to grab his hair, an lottle amount of feathers fell from your wings.

Direct contact between angels and humans was extremely forbidden... so this served as some punishment.

Yet you loved Kai too much to just let someone hit him once again....

You sitted besides him, wishing how he could see you to prove to him that he wasn't never alone... but now, the only thing you could do was to tear up and scratch oen of your wings to cover him.

"Thank you for your mercy sir." Your ears perked up at hearing a woman speaking to man as he only lifted his hand.

"Is not a problem..." you arched your eyebrow and pursue your lips at that before following the man for one second... you bited your bottom lip in fear before doing one more forbided thing.

Read this man's thoughts and story of his life...

You hissed at the feeling of some feathers falling but smiled at seing that despite him being on the mafia, he was indeed a good man with excellent morals. You picked the hem of his clothes and started to pull him.

"Whoa!" The elder cursed at the brute force as you scoffed when he escaped your grip, before you smiled and grabbed his ear to catch his attention... breaking once again one of the rules....

You hissed but smiled at seing the man looking at Chisaki. You flew next to the boy once again and waited.

"... Kid?" Chisaki looked up and got on his feet with your help.

"Got no where to call a home?" The elder frowned in sympathy as you smiled up at him... Thank God... "What's your name kiddo?"

"Chisaki.." you looked at your side to see Kai with golden shining eyes at the elder who made you jump in glee while flapping your wings.

"Yes!"

"Chisaki Kai..."

"THIS KID!!!" Jophiel shouted as his wings scratched in horror as he flew from the spots you two were sharing a tree to prevent Hari Kurono to fall face plant on the ground after some jumping and running around on the walls of the yakusa.

You laughed while kicking your legs as the angel glared at you from the spot where he was checking over Hari.

"Must be good to have a quiet fellow to watch over huh?!" He laughed as you giggled and slowly flew down from the tree as he checked twice if Hari didn't had any bruises "If it wasn't for me, Kurono would be on the hospital at least 5 times in only one week!"

You watched one of leafs fall delicately towards Chisaki's head before you just blew away as Kai only scract hee his head a bit, looked around and hesitantly got back to read.

"If you weren't an angel (Y/n) I would assume you are in love with him!" Jophiel sighed, wings flapping as you snorted.

"Well, I do love him." You watched Kai with a soft look as Jophiel sighed before Pops called the both kids as you two little angels flew behind them.

"One or two of the subbordinates will be watching over you two. Dont get in trouble while I am out." Pops said before ruffling Kai's hair as you and Jophiel followed the kids.

"Oh no." Jophiel muttered when he saw both boys leaving the room while hidding as your eyes flew open.

"I should be the one who said that..." you and Jophiel interlocked looks before worriedly following them.

"I dont think is a good idea to follow Pops Chisaki." Hari muttered as Kai lead the way, ocassionaly hidding behind some walls of the alley to not be catched by Pops.

"We can help Pops. And this way I can retribuit what he done for me." You rolled your eyes while flying on Kai's side as Kurono jumped from a stair of the buildings, Jophiel casually helping him around to not get hurt.

"You know, from how much we have luck our guardian angels must be exausted." Hati snickered as Jophiel only deadpanned at the kid.

"Oh please." Kai rolled his eyes, widening his eyes at seing the abandonment building the elder just entered along with some guards "Is here. Get your sickness ready."

Hati rolled his eyes and climbed the stairs along with the dark haired boy as Jophiel tilted his head.

"Sickness..?"

"He read a book once." You sighed and flew high until where teh boys were watching from a hole on the building.

You shooed away some rats that tried to get away from Chisaki as the boy tsked.

"They refused Pops offer. Bastards." You looked at him before widening your eyes at seing Chisaki using his quirk subsconciously, Jophiel was lucky enough to pull some of the concrete to prevent Hari to fall but Chisaki cursed under his breath when he fell.

"KAI!" You shouted, flying towards him, ignoring Jophiel calls as you were finally able to catch Chisaki under his arms and prevent the fall, landing him gently on the ground with a huff.

You clenched another puff of your feathers in your tiny hands and teared up... as more as your feathers fell, your wings were getting weaker and weaker.

"What is the meaning of this?!" The other man shouted as Pops looked at Chisaki with wide eyes.

"Using a kid as a spy huh? How noble old man." The older one spoke before snapping his fingers "Get him."

You blinked as Kai desperately tried to punch the ground, some effort to get his quirk to work as some gunshots echoed on the ground.

Jophiel had to follow Hari down and casually helped you up with his strengh. His wings compared to yours were way much bigger like an archangel instead of a guardian... while your own one were almost matching ones of a little hurt bird.

"What are you two doing in here?!" Pops shouted while shielding them both as the guards helped them to get out.

Jophiel flew towards Hari as you tried to get out of the ground for some minutes, but landed on the ground with heavy pants.

"Cmon (Y/n)!" Jophiel over his shoulder before a man appeared to fight Pops. The man cursed under his breath and told both boys to hide behind the car. But Kai being the stubborn child he was, stayed there and finally managed to use his quirk to send the guy flying. Pops looked over hsi shoulder in shock.

You smiled at seing this before you saw a woman aiming some weird goo behind him, you tried to get up and fly towards him but you couldn't...

"No-!" You shouted but the woman shot Kai with the goo as she laughed when Pops knocked her down.

Kai looked at his hands mortified before feeling his whole body go limp... He was nauseaus yet... his body just simply gave up, and fainted.

You extended your hand... but not even that. When Kai needed you the most... you weren't there fo help him out...

You dropped your head as Jophiel continued protecting Hari but still looking at you in pity.

"I am afraid our most skillful doctors won't be able to help him my old friend..." the doctor talked with Pops as the boy slept with a high fever on his bed "His state is... terminal..."

You cried in your knees as Jophiel patted your back.

"Is all my fault! When he needed me the most I-I wasn't there!" You sobbed as Jophiel stared at you.

"But you did all you could..." you sniffled and grabbed onto Chisaki's hand before you furrowed your eyebrows...

A plan crossed your mind as you clenched Chisaki's hand before you looked over your shoulder at Jophiel.

"Take me up there..."

Jophiel dropped you in the stairs of heaven as you hesitantly walked and meet the guardian of the gates of heaven.

"My my, look at what the wind brought now.." the man spoke sweetly as you looked up at him with teary eyes but with a slight smile.

"Hello saint Peter..."

"Wow young one." The man crounched down to your tiny stature "Your tone of voice sounds so..."

"Things arent good..." you stiffled and explained all the story to the saint as he hummed in thought.

"Young one, I will talk with Him, then we will see what I can do..."

You nodded, passing around the gates as Saint Peter went to talk with the lord as some of the angels stared at you in all sorts of ways, disgust of you disrespecting the others, pity for the one you had been charged to protect.

"I never saw this sorta of thing happening." One angel spoke on one of the clouds as his companion nodded and pointed at you.

"I hope the lord gives you what you wish (Y/n)..." your eyes burned at that as you holded your hands together, one angel mustering about the liquid falling from your eyes.

"... Angels also cry..." you whispered under your breath as many others tears fell from your eyes.

In your prayers you were also hoping that God was listening to you as well...

"Please my lord... I discovered that even though I am an angel, I still am just a child full of hope to see the one I love to grow..." you gasped when the gates opened and Saint Peter appeared with a frown as you looked up at him.

"Please Saint... tell me there is one way to save him..."

"... There is one little one. But are you willing to do it?"

You nodded without hesitation, listening to ever word the saint had to offer to you.

Jophiel watched the scene with furrowed eyebrows before he let out a confused sound. The time seemed to freeze as you,bright as the sun flew past the door as Kai opened his eyes with a hiss.

You looked at him with a smile, grabbing his hand and tearing up when you noticed he could see you too and squeezed your hand back.

"Do we..." he coughed "Know each other? My skin didn't get irritated..."

"Sorta." You shrugged as Kai squished his eyes to try to see you better.

"Are you an angel..?" You looked over your shoulder to see your wings only to shake your head as they slowly faded into white little sparkles of light and got absorbed by Kai's body.

"I am... a child." You said while smilling, joilt of light appeared and you dropped in the ground, human clothes now on your body as your memories as once as an angel slowly faded away.

The time got back to normal as Pops went to rub Chisaki's hair before the boy groaned and got up as you smiled at him as Chisaki stared you back in shock yet glee.

"My boy?" Pops almost gasped at seing chisaki on good condition as Kai looked away from you to see Pops. "FOr crying oUT LOUD!" He grabbed him and pulled him in for a hug as Kai tensed up at the contact as you slowly got out of your hidden spot.

"Must be a miracle..." pops mused before notcing your presence. "What..? Who are you kid?"

"Ah... I knew a few minutes ago but.. I forgot?" You scratched the back of your neck in embarrassment as Kai looked at you and slowly got close.

"You forgot? Hmm..." pops mused out loud as Kai circled around you with a furrow on his eyebrows before pointing at your face.

"You're... weird. I feel like I know you somehow..." you tilted your head as Pops chuckled and messed a bit with your head.

"Well, until you regain back your memory you can stay here for a while."

"Not gonna show me your friend now pal?" Hari smirked as Kai buffed and crossed his arms with eyes closed.

"I am not obligated to tell you anything blockhead." You bited on your bottom lip to prevent to laugh as the white haired boy rolled his eyes.

"Since we're going to live together for a bit." He extended his hand and you take it with a giggle, mindfull of the glare Chisaki was wearing it on his eyes "I am Kurono, Kurono Hari, and this is Chisaki Kai."

"I know." You giggled as Kai uncrossed his arms with a doubtfull look.

"How can you know this even if you dont even know your own past?"

"Uh... I dont know. I just know it.." you smiled at Kai's scoff with a smile, calling you weirdo as Hari asked for your name.

"(Y/n)... Just (Y/n)." You smiled at both boys.

This seemed like a new life you could enjoy... without wings or whatever.

#overhaul x reader #overhaul #chisaki kai x reader #chisaki kai #bnha imagine #bnha x reader #bnha characters #bnha #bnha villains x reader #bnha au #zuffer writings #SO MANY FUCKING REFERENCES PLS SOMEONE HAS TO NOTICE THEM!

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hiems-incaelo · 3 years ago

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OH MY GODD yes yessir

1. overanalyzing is a lifestyle. not being a fucking idiot is also important

2. prob lightning tbh. like appears for 0.3 seconds and then. leaves. would be fun

3. SASUKEEEE sasukeeeee (psst it's suigetsu lmao)

4. prob kiri. tho i wouldn't wanna be (missing nin all day lmao)

5. um. like a bird? i think? would be handy. bat would be cool.

6. i am the weirdest mix between Juugo, Tenten and Neji. but i feel like shisui most of the time haha

7. no i can't even get myself to read E rated fanfiction

8. prob a genjutsu like making ur opponent fall asleep or something. anything to finish it quickly - or ill wait and see what my opponent's first move will be. analyze first, think of a plan.

9. i'd like to be. a tanto would be nice

10. prob genjutsu. i'm not athletic lmao

11. yes. yessir. it'd help soooo much with my paranoia. i'd want nothing else.

12. i want to, but prob not. hmm. a dojutsu would be hella cool but i couldn't. something like not flashy, more subtle. don't want orochimaru to kidnap me lmao

13. umm. Tenten prob. or Temari.

14. OMG literally anyone in Taka. juugo preferably. or yamato YAMATO I SHARE HIS BIRTHDAY WE WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS

15. none. but if i have to choose. still none lmaooooo.

16. ichiraku ramen because i love ramen

17. taka. taka. taka. taka. ta

18. i'd probably try. and fail lmao.

19. no are you insane

20. fuck them kids

21. it's like the literal one life skill you'd need as a ninja cmon

22. i'd probably just wonder what the hell his deal is. i'd find him kinda weird.

23. hideeeee HIDE hide hide hide sarcasm can be a coping mechanism, actually

24. TSUNADE. my queen. my everything.

25. um. prob a dead clan like the Hatake or the Hoozuki. like the one you never rll hear about but still think 'damn they must've been important somewhere, somehow'

26. MISSING NIN ALL DAY i'm not spending even a second in those villages nu uh

27. prob not. or i would but just for the hella cool uniforms hehe

28. enemy of the state 100%. like honestly yes i have eyes yes i have a brain. why should i support people who send kids into war. cmon

29. the ending. duh. let Sasuke run off with taka or smth. let neji not be killed for sucky relationship development. or MOST OF ALL; not give them all terrible relationships and terrible outfits and terrible haircuts.

30. original naruto ep30 will always hold a special place in my heart tbh. i remember watching it and thinking 'holy shit who knew that this kid was actually the coolest'

31. sasuke vs danzo. and that one time when six paths sage announced the whole 'sasu and naru are soulmates' thing and the boys in question never spoke about that. hilarious

32. um. sasuke going like "yeah i regret everything i'll leave yall and go on a redemption journey and stay unhappy for the rest of my entire fucking life because yall think wanting justice for my clan's genocide wasn't valid. anyways here sakura you have a baby and here naruto you get to watch me leave again and umm. kakashi who are you again? ok ill leave now haha" and then he disappeared for twelve years. like he left for the wrong fucking reasons my guy

33. no. tho i do watch the episodes because watching naruto and sasuke getting beaten up every week and still getting more sns than nh or ss content is so hilarious to me.

34. climbing in trees or something.

35. i'm like the actually smart student that everyone forgets about because i never take credit or i don't speak up. lmao. i'm also hella unmotivated but i'd never want to compare myself to that bastard shikamaru so i won't.

36. just nothing. i am terrified of the infinite.

37. um let's see. Hiruzen is a lil bitch. Minato sends kids out to war. Kakashi is a terrible sensei. Guy will make me train until my limbs literally fall off. Asuma doesn't do shit. Kurenai used genjutsu on itachi mf uchiha. i think i'll go for yamato

38. no. and i wouldn't want to if i was.

39. ooooh like someone like sasuke prob. i'd wanna be in taka but sasuke is bound to try to stab me at some point to yeah. prob against him. OR orochimaru / kabuto prob.

40. i don't drink LMAO i don't even drink soda. but um. Gaara. I like gaara.

i made a list of naruto related asks! i’m sure one already exists, but i’ve never seen any so!!!!!

one. what is your nindo— your ninja way?

two. what elemental chakra nature(s) would you have?

three. who is your favorite character?

four. which hidden village would you be from?

five. what animal would be your summoning?

six. which character has a personality most similar to your own?

seven. would you read icha icha? would you be into it?

eight. what would be your go to jutsu to use in battle? (you can make one up or use one that already exists!)

nine. would you be skilled at using any weapons?

ten. where do your strengths lie? ninjutsu, genjutsu, or taijutsu?

eleven. are you a sensory type?

twelve. would you have a kekkei genkai?

thirteen. which character do you look most like?

fourteen. which character would you be best friends with?

fifteen. which character would you be dating/want to date?

sixteen. which restaurant would you choose: ichiraku ramen, yakiniku q, or the dango shop?

seventeen. who would be the best teammates for you to form a well rounded team suitable for an s rank mission?

eighteen. would you take the chunin exams? would you pass or fail?

nineteen. are you interested in becoming a kage?

twenty. would you want to become a jonin sensei?

twenty-one. would you want to learn medical ninjutsu?

twenty-two. do you think you’d get along with naruto, or would you find him annoying?

twenty-three. would you be a shinobi who hides their emotions similar to someone like kakashi? or one who proudly displays their emotions like lee or gai?

twenty-four. who in the shinobi world would you look up to and admire and aspire to be like?

twenty-five. what is your clan like? are they notable shinobi or civilians?

twenty-six. would you leave the village and become a missing nin?

twenty-seven. would you join the akatsuki if you had the chance?

twenty-eight. would you be an enemy of the state or a loyal dog to the kage?

twenty-nine. if you could change anything about the series (big or small) what would it be?

thirty. what’s your favorite episode/chapter?

thirty-one. what do you love most about the series?

thirty-two. what do you hate most about the series?

thirty-three. boruto. yes or no?

thirty-four. when you’re not out on a mission, what would you most likely be doing in your free time?

thirty-five. how did you do in the academy? top of your class, average student, nearly failed, dropped out?

thirty-six. what would your infinite tsukuyomi dream be?

thirty-seven. who would you want as your sensei?

thirty-eight. would you be skilled enough to join anbu?

thirty-nine. which enemy would your most epic battle be against? would you win or lose?

forty. which character(s) would be your drinking buddy?

#this was fun

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ws-dirtsheet · 4 years ago

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Yeah yeah hook ups and flings are interesting and all, but talk to me about the long term couples. The dating for a while, engaged, married, have kids sort.

Give some assessments on their relationship dynamic from what you've seen. What do you adore? What questions do you have about their relationship? Give some love to the established partnerships~

LET’S GOOOOOOO.

I LOVE LOVE.

Now, I’m not gonna comment on every couple. I’ma leave some wiggle room for Q.

Bayley and Rickey? Adorable. They’re so friggin’ sweet, man. The fact that he’s been there to allow Bayley to say FUCK, as she should, and to bust light tubes over someone’s head, as she should, make my old man heart grow three sizes. It’s warm. It’s comforting. It’s like when you dated that one person you met at a punk rock show and they have one of those hoodies with the thumb sleeves that they cut themselves and it smells like them and low-key a little like a concert, which isn’t the best, but it’s comforting. It’s familiar. It’s good.

Chelsea and Kross? I feel like she brings out his younger side. His more playful side. I know, it’s probably mad judgmental to assume he’s just a hardass 99% of the time, but most of the dudes I know like him Are, and it’s not like he wasn’t when I was still Haitch’s assistant. But that’s always good. Bringing someone back to the better, calmer, happier times. Jokes and fun. They’re like a comedy club or somethin’-- laughs and fun and when you get to the back, you’ve got the support you need.

Shida and Zane? That’s the kinda love you just gotta admire. I don’t know if it’s a word they’ve dropped yet or anything, but it’s the things you read about, yanno? It’s pure, it’s gentle, it’s supportive. It makes no sense but all the sense in the world. They’re like a movie or something. I’ve seen the plot 100 times, but it never really gets old. They seem like a perfect fit. Like they were both just waiting for the moment that allowed them to cross paths and I’m really happy that they finally did.

EC3 and Allysin? They’re that genuine friends-to-lovers shit. The girl that would yeet her pal across the world for doing some stupid shit. The dude that would punch someone’s face in for the other. It’s always natural when it comes to be. I remember brief rumblings of their relationship when I was around everybody and sure, the start was the start, but it feels like it was meant to be. They just had to be emotionally ready for it. I dunno. They’re like good beer. None of that weird flavored shit. Nothin’ too hipster. A nice Bud Light, perhaps.

Eva and Tyr, they’re just that mushy shit. That stuff that’s almost sickeningly sweet and too much sometimes, but at the same time, it’s one of those things you wish you had to tell the grandkids about. That “Notebook” type of shit. That “if you’re a bird, I’m a bird” ordeal. They seem to fill in each other’s holes, in... non-sexual ways. But sexual ways. I’ve heard stories. I’ve seen things. I don’t voyeur, but I see things. They love each other, man. That’s the big thing, and that love is strong. That love is reliable. That love is something that everyone wants, I think. Just the complete, forgiving acceptance and comfort. It’s good shit.

Then we’ve got some kinda somethin’-somethin’s.

KStat and MJeff were a thing back when I was around. And it seems like they’re back to a thing. And I’ll be honest-- I kinda like those progressions. The moment of realization of, “Wow, holy shit, I fucked up one of the best things I had going in my life.” And that seems like what it is this go around. It’s good to see that second chances still exist. That you’re not expected to be perfect and you can make the world’s stupidest mistakes and still find yourself back with the person that makes you the happiest, and it seems that way. I might be totally off base, but it’s got the vibe. I don’t know what to compare them to, but it’s good.

Dakota and Roman, ok listen. LISTEN. L I S T E N. We love a relationship built on banter. If you can’t roast the one you love, do you really love them? They seem to keep each other very grounded. Dakota’s unwavering support during Roman’s diagnosis? How much he was there for her when her knee injury happened? How involved she is with Roman’s kids? You can tell that they’ve got a great vibe of support and equity in that relationship. No one is left wanting. Sometimes you may have to carry the other person, but it’s not a burden, because that love is just so evident. Plus, hello, Big Dawgs. Meant to be, fam, ordained by the stars.

Elizabeth and Derrick, I mean cmon man have you seen her?? Derrick is a lucky dude. But this seems like one of those “get you a man who makes you laugh” things and honestly, he’s got a great sense of humor, and is wildly self deprecating, which means he doesn’t take himself seriously sometimes, which is good. He knows how to keep things light when they need to be, which definitely can help with some heavy stuff. Liz seems a bit quieter, which is a nice counterpoint to Derrick’s loud ass, but from what I have seen of her, she seems like a goddamn angel. Definitely another instance of friends to lovers and listen, it’s a trope for a reason. It’s beautiful, and her being the sweet Southern girl and him being the loudmouthed New Yorker shouldn’t work, but it does, and I think that’s the appeal. Balance, baybeeeee.

Harlow and Tracy are ADORABLE. To be fair, I don’t see them too often but whenever I do, you can tell that Tracy basically just like... worships the ground Harlow steps on, and truly, who can blame him, she is a KWEEN. A GODDESS. YES MUVA. They seem the sort of couple who have long running inside jokes, always know how to keep things interesting and exciting, and even though they may not loudly advertise their relationship - hey some people are more private and they have every right to be - you just know that it’s a truly love built on understanding and care. You love to see it.

Scarlett & Joey, gosh, ok. Opposites attract sort of thing, but I love that a lot of the time??? From what I know of Joey, that boy has some hidden depths to him. He may act the jackass himbo on the outside, live the gimmick brother, but you know he’s seen and been through some shit. He’s not as self destructive as he was before, and I do genuinely think a lot of that was with Scarlett’s help. She didn’t change him; she helped him want to change himself for the better, and you love to see a healthy relationship like that. While first impressions of Scarlett for those who don’t know her may see her as possibly aloof or cold, homegirl’s been through the fire herself a few times, so I don’t blame her for wanting to keep some shit close to the chest. It feels like Joey’s allowed her to open herself up more, and it’s just a beautiful thing to see.

Under the ‘something something’ category as Rhett called it, ok, like... Ellie and Xander. That one is so fascinating to me, because I’m really still tryna get their vibe, I wanna understand them. Not that they’re not understandable, I just mean that I’m still tryna get a good comparison vibe, see what energy we workin’ with here. They super cute tho. Very smitten with each other, they’re both hot af, and the absolute balls on Xander to be in any semblance of an entanglement with the kid sister of Mox, WHEW. I hope it works out for them, because they both seem like very lovely and funny people who really could bring out the best in each other. I’ll be keeping a very close eye on them. Because, like, that’s my job, but also I’m #Intrigued.

#( gossiper: q )#( gossiper: rhett )#Anonymous

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lesbian-nautica · 8 years ago

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Three Birds and a Shuttle

“I told you guys, this one is a bit…um…”

“Risque?”

“Yeah, that works,” Thundercracker admitted, hands clasped on his lap as Skyfire tried to supply the right word for what Thundercracker’s latest writings were. Skywarp was eagerly devouring the text, a huge grin over his face. Starscream stared at it with his mouth agape, something akin to flustered horror on his face. Buster was not allowed to be in the room at this time, as Thundercracker was already embarrassed enough that Skywarp had found his smut.

(Aka Skywarp finds Thundercracker’s personal erotica stash.)

Read here on ao3, or below the cut if you prefer! Warning: NSFW

“I told you guys, this one is a bit…um…”

“Risque?”

“This is…” Starscream muttered, optics somehow growing larger as he flipped the page and kept reading, immediately scoffing and balking at what he read.

“I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be!” Skywarp chimed in, and finally looked up from the datapad and at his trinemate. He looked positively ravenous, and it was almost scary. Almost.

“It’s really good, actually-” Skyfire said, looking up from the one he was reading to smile over at Thundercracker, trying not to look as heated as he was.

“Is this even POSSIBLE?” Starscream said to himself in his usual too-loud fashion.

“You aren’t mad about this?” Thundercracker hated how he had to ask it, but he expected angry screaming and disappointment, not…whatever emotion Skywarp was currently expressing.

“Mad? Thundy, sweetspark, I wanna try this!” Skywarp said overeagerly, voice cracking to a Starscream volume-level. He quickly scrolled through the datapad to whatever exactly had him so intrigued, and when he found it, shoved the datapad at Skyfire. “How’s about it, big guy? Wanna bring literature to life?”

“Hang on, let me…oh. Oh gosh.” Skyfire finally couldn’t hold a calm poker face, wings flicking up in obvious arousal as he read whatever had inspired Skywarp’s new kink. “I…I’d be down for this, actually.”

“Let me read that!” Starscream objected, moving quickly across the room to snatch up the datapad. It took all of three lines before he was biting as his finger, unaware of the look on his face. Finally, he didn’t look so shocked, and Thundercracker swore he saw the same hunger in his optics as he saw in Skywarp’s. In fact, he was certain as they turned on him that that’s what it was. He could even compare it directly to Skywarp’s, as his were also trained on Thundercracker, waiting eagerly for his affirmation. Skyfire was looking at him too, though not as intensely.

“Hey, you don’t need to ask me. I wrote it, of course I’m down.”

Skywarp either teleported or flew extremely quickly, because before Thundercracker was even finished with the sentence, he was wrapping the blue seeker in a tight full-body hug, practically squealing in delight. Skyfire rose to his pedes, exchanging a quick look with Starscream.

“Wait—who’s the one doing this?” Skyfire asked.

“I’m the only one that can actually take your full spike easily,” Starscream helpfully reminded everyone in the most bragging tone a mech could manage.

“Yeah, because you’ve got plenty of practice,” Skywarp sneered.

“Hey! It’s not my fault you two spent the war fragging minibots and cassettes!”

“At least they would give us the time of day, you—“ Skywarp shot back, but Thundercracker shut him up with a servo over his mouth.

“I think the fact that you can already take his spike well makes you the one out of the three of us who shouldn’t, actually. Kinda misses the whole point, yeah?” Thundercracker supplied, and Starscream tapped his lip with a servotip, mulling it over for a moment before nodding in agreement.

“Mmmf,” Skywarp hummed behind Thundercracker’s servo before he pulled it away, “As much as I would love to be split in half, Thundercracker did write the stuff. You should do it, TC.”

“You seemed so into the idea, Warp, you sure?”

“Trust me, just watching will be fine. I’ll go next time,” Skywarp winked, slapping Thundercracker on the aft.

Thundercracker took one last look at Skyfire, tilting his head as if to ask if he was sure. Skyfire just gave him that soft, goofy smile. No wonder Starscream was so smitten over him. No wonder he was, too.

Thundercracker almost regretted accepting this as he was pressed onto the berth on his back and realized exactly how big Skyfire was. How could Starscream take this guy on at all, much less in the usual rough fashion they did? Then again, if Star could fit that massive behemoth of a spike, Thundercracker, who was taller than Starscream, could absolutely take it. Goodness, just watching Skyfire stand at the edge of the berth and let his spike slid out made his valve clench down on Starscream’s two servos, scissoring him out. Skywarp was kissing the shuttle, one of his purple servos wrapped around that spike while Skyfire groped at his wings. Starscream was three-servos deep in Thundercracker now, and moved his lazy kisses up to his neck.

“Trust me,” Starscream hissed in his audial, “it’s not nearly as hard as you think it is.”

“Loosen me up a little first?” Thundercracker quietly asked back, and Starscream nodded before sitting back and shifting between Thundercracker’s thighs, spike popping out on command. He pushed into TC in one full thrust, and sighed in content as he started to slowly thrust into his valve. Thundercracker could feel himself loosening up a little and let his helm fall back with his optics offline for a moment to let out a moan. When he pulled his helm back up, his valve unconsciously clenched down on Starscream as he was met with the watching optics of both the Sky’s, sitting at the edge of the berth and waiting patiently.

“Think he’s good?” Skyfire asked Starscream, tilting over to press a kiss to his helm. Starscream laughed and moved to catch Skyfire in a proper kiss, hips still pumping away at Thundercracker’s valve. The sight of it was enough to make the blue seeker moan slightly.

“Oh yeah, he’s ready.” Skywarp laughed, shifting up to Thundercracker’s left side. Starscream gave one last deep thrust before he pulled out and moved over to his right. The two trinemates gave him one last look, and Thundercracker took this last minute to adjust himself into the most comfortable position before throwing his servos up and nodding. The other seekers both grabbed onto them and pushed down, effectively pinning him while Skyfire moved between his legs. Thundercracker ex-vented heavily as he realized yet again exactly how large the shuttle was. Starscream leaned down to press a kiss against his cheek, one hand slowly dragging over his frame before slipping down to his valve, spreading the lips wide.

“What was the word you like from those humans again?” Starscream purred in his audial as Skyfire grabbed onto his thighs, pushing his legs open wider.

“F-Fuck!” Thundercracker cried out as Skyfire teased the tip of his spike against his valve entrance, lubing up the tip.

“Yes, that’s the one. Skyfire, fuck him, won’t you?” Starscream accentuated this with a hard smack to Thundercracker’s outer node, and Thundercracker jerked as much as he could, which wasn’t much due to Skywarp and Starscream pinning his arms and Skyfire being able to hold his legs easily.

“Gladly,” the shuttle said in a husky tone, pressing the tip of his spike into Tc’s valve. Thundercracker had done this part before, knew exactly what to expect from the tip of that spike, but still grunted at the sudden stretching feeling of it. Starscream moved his unoccupied hand from the folds of his valve up to the seams of his cockpit, just gently tracing where the glass and metal met. Skywarp began teasing one of his wing tips, leaning forward to press wet kisses to the cables of his neck.

Thundercracker was a quarter of the way down that spike already, the easy part done with, and already feeling stuffed. Skyfire was moving incredibly slowly, as was the request, slow and steady, not stopping but not pushing. Thundercracker was fighting hard to bite down his noises, but he couldn’t tear his optics from the sight of that massive spike splitting him open.

“Damn, halfway already! You’re doing great, babe,” Skywarp said with a squeeze to his wing tip, and that combined with Starscream sinking dentae into a cable and a servo into a vent got him to cry out, and he tried to move instinctively, only to find he had no way of moving and nowhere to go.

“Relax,” Starscream purred into his audial again, and Thundercracker was trying, really he was, but Skyfire wasn’t even three-quarters done and the blue seeker was already feeling overstuffed. Skyfire gave a quick roll of his hips forward out of reflex, and Thundercracker keened upward as much as he could, letting out a cry.

“I can’t, I can’t-“ He sputtered, head falling back so he could shut off his optics for a moment.

“Yes, you can. You’re doing so good, you’ve got this,” Starscream muttered into his audial, pressing a kiss to his temple after each compliment. Thundercracker was surprised on how naturally Starscream had picked up the praise kink.

“Looking good too!” Skywarp added, and Thundercracker could feel him shift to get a better look before settling again, leaning in to press a kiss to the side of Thundercracker’s mouth.

“Fuck, TC, you’re so tight,” Skyfire grunted, and the seeker took slight relief in the fact that Skyfire also sounded wrecked, despite how little they had actually done.

“That’s it, almost there, cmon—“ Starscream purred yet again, and suddenly Skyfire grabbed onto his hips and pushed the last little bit of spike in one quick go. Thundercracker couldn’t bite back the sob at the feeling of being so utterly stuffed, didn’t even realize he was making a lot of noise until Star let go of his servo to hold his helm.

“Shh, shh, you did it, it’s okay,” Starscream kept saying, talking nonsense and praise while Thundercracker relaxed as much as he could.

“It okay if I move, Thundercracker?” Skyfire asked, and Starscream stopped kissing Thundercracker’s face long enough to let the mech nod.

“Fuck m-me. Fuck me, please, Sky—“ Thundercracker was nearly screaming, any semblances of words or phrases leaving him at the first pull-back and push-in of that glorious spike. Thundercracker lost himself, lost his ability to think properly, lost what was happening in the drag of that spike against his internal nodes and sensors. At one point he swore he saw Skywarp move down and start sucking his spike and heard Starscream trying to tell him to keep it down, but Thundercracker was not even aware of all the noise he was making.

Overload didn’t creep up on him so much as slam into him like a truck. Starscream captured him in a kiss, catching his wailing scream in his mouth, and Skyfire hilted himself and waited it out, rocking his hips forward to ride him through it. Thundercracker’s systems momentarily shorted out and forced a reboot. When he came to, Skywarp and Starscream were kissing above him, a bit of lubricant trickling off their chins.

“You okay TC? Had us worried for a minute, falling offline like that!” Skyfire asked, gently rubbing Thundercracker’s thighs with his servos.

“I’m fine,” Thundercracker answered, and goodness his voice still sounded full of static.

“Mind relaxing, then?” Skyfire asked, referring to the vice grip that Thundercracker’s valve had, trapping the shuttle’s spike. Thundercracker forced his calipers to ease up.

“Did you-“

“Doesn’t matter. This was for you, not me,” Skyfire said with a shrug, but his nonchalant attitude stopped when, while pulling out, Thundercracker tightened up again and trapped him. The look of confusion on his face was enough to get the other two seekers to stop kissing and look between them both in confusion.

“Finish what you started,” the blue seeker said with a smile, relaxing again. Skyfire paused for a moment, but shrugged again before pushing back in, setting his pace back up.

“Already going back for seconds? Greedy!” Skywarp chuckled, smacking Thundercracker on the shoulder.

“Told you that his spike was good,” Starscream said with a hint of arrogant pride in his voice, already settling back from almost-normal to high-and-screamy.

“You also say your spike is good, and yet-“ Skywarp started, but didn’t get far before Starscream was turned on him, wings flaring out in agitation.

“Yet what? I can have you overloading in less than a minute with nothing more than this spike, and you’re trying to insult me?”

“Will you two go back to kissing?” Skyfire pleaded as he kept working at Thundercracker’s valve, and when the two seekers did nothing but stare at him, he did his best Buster imitation and added a gentle “please”. Starscream huffed before closing the distance between him and Skywarp, the two of them intent to finish their argument through kissing. It actually looked slightly painful.

Thundercracker did not have nearly enough charge to get a second overload, but enough to be pleasantly aroused when Skyfire finally hit his peak, and the blue seeker pushed his trinemates out of the way to rise up and kiss the shuttle as best he could, which was a bit awkward at this angle, but Skyfire eagerly met with the slide of his lips and the swish of his glossa as he pressed his hips flush against the jet, moaning into his mouth as his frame jerked uncontrollably.

“Thanks,” Skyfire panted as his spike finally was allowed to slip free and slink back under his panel. Thundercracker tried not to feel as empty as he currently did.

“No, no, thank you,” Thundercracker said, pressing a servo to the shuttle’s cheek. “That was incredible.” Skyfire smiled, pressing into his servo before lifting one to cover it with. His smile broke out into a full grin when he looked away from Thundercracker and over to the other two seekers. Starscream was apparently making good on his challenge, pounding away at Skywarp while the other jet pretended not to be affected by it.

“When you two are done, come out to the living room and get a cube, okay?” Skyfire said with a fond smile, scooping up Thundercracker.

“Sure thing,” Skywarp answered with a thumbs up. “Might take a while though, at the rate Star’s going.”

“Fragger,” Starscream grunted, smacking Skywarp’s aft hard enough to earn a squawk from him. Skyfire and Thundercracker left them to their own devices, stepping out to refuel and fall into recharge in one of the chairs. Thundercracker knew he’d regret not hitting up the washracks first, but couldn’t find it in him to care enough to move.

#thundercracker #starscream #skywarp #skyfire #maccadam #valveplug #trinefire #transformers fic #fic #WHOOPS I ACCIDENTALLY KINKED WITH THE BIRD BOYS LOL HAVE THIS

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