#WHOOPS I ACCIDENTALLY KINKED WITH THE BIRD BOYS LOL HAVE THIS

[lesbian-nautica]

Three Birds and a Shuttle

“I told you guys, this one is a bit…um…”

“Risque?”

“Yeah, that works,” Thundercracker admitted, hands clasped on his lap as Skyfire tried to supply the right word for what Thundercracker’s latest writings were. Skywarp was eagerly devouring the text, a huge grin over his face. Starscream stared at it with his mouth agape, something akin to flustered horror on his face. Buster was not allowed to be in the room at this time, as Thundercracker was already embarrassed enough that Skywarp had found his smut.

(Aka Skywarp finds Thundercracker’s personal erotica stash.)

Read here on ao3, or below the cut if you prefer! Warning: NSFW

“I told you guys, this one is a bit…um…”

“Risque?”

“Yeah, that works,” Thundercracker admitted, hands clasped on his lap as Skyfire tried to supply the right word for what Thundercracker’s latest writings were. Skywarp was eagerly devouring the text, a huge grin over his face. Starscream stared at it with his mouth agape, something akin to flustered horror on his face. Buster was not allowed to be in the room at this time, as Thundercracker was already embarrassed enough that Skywarp had found his smut.

“This is…” Starscream muttered, optics somehow growing larger as he flipped the page and kept reading, immediately scoffing and balking at what he read.

“I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be!” Skywarp chimed in, and finally looked up from the datapad and at his trinemate. He looked positively ravenous, and it was almost scary. Almost.

“It’s really good, actually-” Skyfire said, looking up from the one he was reading to smile over at Thundercracker, trying not to look as heated as he was.

“Is this even POSSIBLE?” Starscream said to himself in his usual too-loud fashion.

“You aren’t mad about this?” Thundercracker hated how he had to ask it, but he expected angry screaming and disappointment, not…whatever emotion Skywarp was currently expressing.

“Mad? Thundy, sweetspark, I wanna try this!” Skywarp said overeagerly, voice cracking to a Starscream volume-level. He quickly scrolled through the datapad to whatever exactly had him so intrigued, and when he found it, shoved the datapad at Skyfire. “How’s about it, big guy? Wanna bring literature to life?”

“Hang on, let me…oh. Oh gosh.” Skyfire finally couldn’t hold a calm poker face, wings flicking up in obvious arousal as he read whatever had inspired Skywarp’s new kink. “I…I’d be down for this, actually.”

“Let me read that!” Starscream objected, moving quickly across the room to snatch up the datapad. It took all of three lines before he was biting as his finger, unaware of the look on his face. Finally, he didn’t look so shocked, and Thundercracker swore he saw the same hunger in his optics as he saw in Skywarp’s. In fact, he was certain as they turned on him that that’s what it was. He could even compare it directly to Skywarp’s, as his were also trained on Thundercracker, waiting eagerly for his affirmation. Skyfire was looking at him too, though not as intensely.

“Hey, you don’t need to ask me. I wrote it, of course I’m down.”

Skywarp either teleported or flew extremely quickly, because before Thundercracker was even finished with the sentence, he was wrapping the blue seeker in a tight full-body hug, practically squealing in delight. Skyfire rose to his pedes, exchanging a quick look with Starscream.

           “Wait—who’s the one doing this?” Skyfire asked.

           “I’m the only one that can actually take your full spike easily,” Starscream helpfully reminded everyone in the most bragging tone a mech could manage.

           “Yeah, because you’ve got plenty of practice,” Skywarp sneered.

           “Hey! It’s not my fault you two spent the war fragging minibots and cassettes!”

           “At least they would give us the time of day, you—“ Skywarp shot back, but Thundercracker shut him up with a servo over his mouth.

           “I think the fact that you can already take his spike well makes you the one out of the three of us who shouldn’t, actually. Kinda misses the whole point, yeah?” Thundercracker supplied, and Starscream tapped his lip with a servotip, mulling it over for a moment before nodding in agreement.

           “Mmmf,” Skywarp hummed behind Thundercracker’s servo before he pulled it away, “As much as I would love to be split in half, Thundercracker did write the stuff. You should do it, TC.”

           “You seemed so into the idea, Warp, you sure?”

           “Trust me, just watching will be fine. I’ll go next time,” Skywarp winked, slapping Thundercracker on the aft.

Thundercracker took one last look at Skyfire, tilting his head as if to ask if he was sure. Skyfire just gave him that soft, goofy smile. No wonder Starscream was so smitten over him. No wonder he was, too.

            Thundercracker almost regretted accepting this as he was pressed onto the berth on his back and realized exactly how big Skyfire was. How could Starscream take this guy on at all, much less in the usual rough fashion they did? Then again, if Star could fit that massive behemoth of a spike, Thundercracker, who was taller than Starscream, could absolutely take it. Goodness, just watching Skyfire stand at the edge of the berth and let his spike slid out made his valve clench down on Starscream’s two servos, scissoring him out. Skywarp was kissing the shuttle, one of his purple servos wrapped around that spike while Skyfire groped at his wings. Starscream was three-servos deep in Thundercracker now, and moved his lazy kisses up to his neck.

           “Trust me,” Starscream hissed in his audial, “it’s not nearly as hard as you think it is.”

           “Loosen me up a little first?” Thundercracker quietly asked back, and Starscream nodded before sitting back and shifting between Thundercracker’s thighs, spike popping out on command. He pushed into TC in one full thrust, and sighed in content as he started to slowly thrust into his valve. Thundercracker could feel himself loosening up a little and let his helm fall back with his optics offline for a moment to let out a moan. When he pulled his helm back up, his valve unconsciously clenched down on Starscream as he was met with the watching optics of both the Sky’s, sitting at the edge of the berth and waiting patiently.

           “Think he’s good?” Skyfire asked Starscream, tilting over to press a kiss to his helm. Starscream laughed and moved to catch Skyfire in a proper kiss, hips still pumping away at Thundercracker’s valve. The sight of it was enough to make the blue seeker moan slightly.

           “Oh yeah, he’s ready.” Skywarp laughed, shifting up to Thundercracker’s left side. Starscream gave one last deep thrust before he pulled out and moved over to his right. The two trinemates gave him one last look, and Thundercracker took this last minute to adjust himself into the most comfortable position before throwing his servos up and nodding. The other seekers both grabbed onto them and pushed down, effectively pinning him while Skyfire moved between his legs. Thundercracker ex-vented heavily as he realized yet again exactly how large the shuttle was. Starscream leaned down to press a kiss against his cheek, one hand slowly dragging over his frame before slipping down to his valve, spreading the lips wide.

           “What was the word you like from those humans again?” Starscream purred in his audial as Skyfire grabbed onto his thighs, pushing his legs open wider.

           “F-Fuck!” Thundercracker cried out as Skyfire teased the tip of his spike against his valve entrance, lubing up the tip.

           “Yes, that’s the one. Skyfire, fuck him, won’t you?” Starscream accentuated this with a hard smack to Thundercracker’s outer node, and Thundercracker jerked as much as he could, which wasn’t much due to Skywarp and Starscream pinning his arms and Skyfire being able to hold his legs easily.

           “Gladly,” the shuttle said in a husky tone, pressing the tip of his spike into Tc’s valve. Thundercracker had done this part before, knew exactly what to expect from the tip of that spike, but still grunted at the sudden stretching feeling of it. Starscream moved his unoccupied hand from the folds of his valve up to the seams of his cockpit, just gently tracing where the glass and metal met. Skywarp began teasing one of his wing tips, leaning forward to press wet kisses to the cables of his neck.

Thundercracker was a quarter of the way down that spike already, the easy part done with, and already feeling stuffed. Skyfire was moving incredibly slowly, as was the request, slow and steady, not stopping but not pushing. Thundercracker was fighting hard to bite down his noises, but he couldn’t tear his optics from the sight of that massive spike splitting him open.

           “Damn, halfway already! You’re doing great, babe,” Skywarp said with a squeeze to his wing tip, and that combined with Starscream sinking dentae into a cable and a servo into a vent got him to cry out, and he tried to move instinctively, only to find he had no way of moving and nowhere to go.

           “Relax,” Starscream purred into his audial again, and Thundercracker was trying, really he was, but Skyfire wasn’t even three-quarters done and the blue seeker was already feeling overstuffed. Skyfire gave a quick roll of his hips forward out of reflex, and Thundercracker keened upward as much as he could, letting out a cry.

           “I can’t, I can’t-“ He sputtered, head falling back so he could shut off his optics for a moment.

           “Yes, you can. You’re doing so good, you’ve got this,” Starscream muttered into his audial, pressing a kiss to his temple after each compliment. Thundercracker was surprised on how naturally Starscream had picked up the praise kink.

           “Looking good too!” Skywarp added, and Thundercracker could feel him shift to get a better look before settling again, leaning in to press a kiss to the side of Thundercracker’s mouth.

           “Fuck, TC, you’re so tight,” Skyfire grunted, and the seeker took slight relief in the fact that Skyfire also sounded wrecked, despite how little they had actually done.

           “That’s it, almost there, cmon—“ Starscream purred yet again, and suddenly Skyfire grabbed onto his hips and pushed the last little bit of spike in one quick go. Thundercracker couldn’t bite back the sob at the feeling of being so utterly stuffed, didn’t even realize he was making a lot of noise until Star let go of his servo to hold his helm.

           “Shh, shh, you did it, it’s okay,” Starscream kept saying, talking nonsense and praise while Thundercracker relaxed as much as he could.

           “It okay if I move, Thundercracker?” Skyfire asked, and Starscream stopped kissing Thundercracker’s face long enough to let the mech nod.

           “Fuck m-me. Fuck me, please, Sky—“ Thundercracker was nearly screaming, any semblances of words or phrases leaving him at the first pull-back and push-in of that glorious spike. Thundercracker lost himself, lost his ability to think properly, lost what was happening in the drag of that spike against his internal nodes and sensors. At one point he swore he saw Skywarp move down and start sucking his spike and heard Starscream trying to tell him to keep it down, but Thundercracker was not even aware of all the noise he was making.

Overload didn’t creep up on him so much as slam into him like a truck. Starscream captured him in a kiss, catching his wailing scream in his mouth, and Skyfire hilted himself and waited it out, rocking his hips forward to ride him through it. Thundercracker’s systems momentarily shorted out and forced a reboot. When he came to, Skywarp and Starscream were kissing above him, a bit of lubricant trickling off their chins.

           “You okay TC? Had us worried for a minute, falling offline like that!” Skyfire asked, gently rubbing Thundercracker’s thighs with his servos.

           “I’m fine,” Thundercracker answered, and goodness his voice still sounded full of static.

           “Mind relaxing, then?” Skyfire asked, referring to the vice grip that Thundercracker’s valve had, trapping the shuttle’s spike. Thundercracker forced his calipers to ease up.

           “Did you-“

           “Doesn’t matter. This was for you, not me,” Skyfire said with a shrug, but his nonchalant attitude stopped when, while pulling out, Thundercracker tightened up again and trapped him. The look of confusion on his face was enough to get the other two seekers to stop kissing and look between them both in confusion.

           “Finish what you started,” the blue seeker said with a smile, relaxing again. Skyfire paused for a moment, but shrugged again before pushing back in, setting his pace back up.

  ��        “Already going back for seconds? Greedy!” Skywarp chuckled, smacking Thundercracker on the shoulder.

           “Told you that his spike was good,” Starscream said with a hint of arrogant pride in his voice, already settling back from almost-normal to high-and-screamy.

           “You also say your spike is good, and yet-“ Skywarp started, but didn’t get far before Starscream was turned on him, wings flaring out in agitation.

           “Yet what? I can have you overloading in less than a minute with nothing more than this spike, and you’re trying to insult me?”

           “Will you two go back to kissing?” Skyfire pleaded as he kept working at Thundercracker’s valve, and when the two seekers did nothing but stare at him, he did his best Buster imitation and added a gentle “please”. Starscream huffed before closing the distance between him and Skywarp, the two of them intent to finish their argument through kissing. It actually looked slightly painful.

Thundercracker did not have nearly enough charge to get a second overload, but enough to be pleasantly aroused when Skyfire finally hit his peak, and the blue seeker pushed his trinemates out of the way to rise up and kiss the shuttle as best he could, which was a bit awkward at this angle, but Skyfire eagerly met with the slide of his lips and the swish of his glossa as he pressed his hips flush against the jet, moaning into his mouth as his frame jerked uncontrollably.

           “Thanks,” Skyfire panted as his spike finally was allowed to slip free and slink back under his panel. Thundercracker tried not to feel as empty as he currently did.

           “No, no, thank you,” Thundercracker said, pressing a servo to the shuttle’s cheek. “That was incredible.” Skyfire smiled, pressing into his servo before lifting one to cover it with. His smile broke out into a full grin when he looked away from Thundercracker and over to the other two seekers. Starscream was apparently making good on his challenge, pounding away at Skywarp while the other jet pretended not to be affected by it.

           “When you two are done, come out to the living room and get a cube, okay?” Skyfire said with a fond smile, scooping up Thundercracker.

           “Sure thing,” Skywarp answered with a thumbs up. “Might take a while though, at the rate Star’s going.”

           “Fragger,” Starscream grunted, smacking Skywarp’s aft hard enough to earn a squawk from him. Skyfire and Thundercracker left them to their own devices, stepping out to refuel and fall into recharge in one of the chairs. Thundercracker knew he’d regret not hitting up the washracks first, but couldn’t find it in him to care enough to move.

[swearronchanel]

Who let me watch 5.06?

I should be doing an assignment that’s due tomorrow but ya know due tomorrow means do tomorrow. Lol I know I should be ashamed to be a procrastinator but university has ruined me anyway. I’m tired from literally going to one lecture haha, but in any event I’ve been rewatching mad men for the who knows what time but I thought I’d take a break from all that and watch an episode of CtM & @flyingnonny inspired me to do a reaction post so why not? I decided on 5.06 since last Sunday’s episode reminded us of that camping trip 😂😂  here goes nothing.. 

*skips intro bc I’m impatient*

Cute community moment ☺️

TRIXIE😍 slaying my life

Shelagh looks so good too 😍 and Angela melting my heart!

Why is shelagh forever wearing cardigans? I like cardigans every now and then but all the time, really?

Everyone is sitting outside, Trixie is in a sleeveless dress, as is Barbara, so it has to be warm?? take it off Shelagh

She’s still my bby though even if I don’t always agree with her fashion choices

what gross vejo pinching Trixie’s ass? That’s not ok

And Babs too lmao, creepy old man, die

Shelagh saying “hello dear” aw

But this is like the only interaction between Shelagh and Trixie & that does not suffice !!

ALL I WANT IS FOR THEM TO HAVE AN ACTUAL FRIENDSHIP IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE SAID IT I REALLY Want it😭😭💕💕 my two fav bbys

I HAVE EVEN GIVEN REASONS WHY & I CAN GIVE THEM AGAIN ***        1) Why not?? Shelagh has like no real friends besides her husband and sort of Sister Julienne?                                                 

 2) just please, because I’m asking nicely                                                     3) When Shelagh was Sister Bernadette she was often friendly/ in the gossip and conversation with the nurses & remember that one time Trixie grabbed her to come listen to Jenny’s phone conversation?               

4) Trixie was the only one besides Sister Julienne to visit her in the sanatorium. That has to count for something!                                             5) They’ve both been on the show since day 1 & have known each other the longest (besides the nuns) why wouldn’t they be friends or least actually speak to each other?

Aye this is the lady who’s fake pregnant

Shelagh wearing earrings though >> here for it

Sorry there will be a lot of gushing over Shelagh and Trixie

And also I WANT TRIXIE’S HOOP EARRINGS SO BAD, where can I find them??

And how do I get her clothes and figure and her everything lol?

PHYLLIS ! My champion

“Would it have killed you to sit down for five minutes and eat the whole thing!” I LOVE HER, SHE IS A GEM, A HERO, A BADASS & IM NOT READY FOR SUNDAY. IM GOING TO BAWL WITH AND FOR HER

she deserves the best

I think this is the only time I’ve ever heard Trixie address Shelagh by her first name?? a prob.

They need to interact more 😭💔💕😍 I will stop saying it when I’m dead even then I’ll prob say it

Actually when I think of it no one ever calls Shelagh by her first name besides obviously Patrick? And Sister Julienne

#MoreShelaghAndTheOtherNursesInteracting2k17aka1962

And I need at least two seconds of them dotting on pregnant Shelagh

Helen looks so good like goals

“I threatened to put one man over my knee but that only encouraged him” HA IM DEAD NO KINK SHAME

I think there’s been a similar joke before but fuck it it’s still funny to me

But seriously everyone loves Trixie lol how could you not though?

Hey Pats, it’s been a while

Lol omg Tim in that uniform.. Not the best costume 😂😂

Never seen Whistle Down the Wind

But you see, Tom and Babs making out as usual, I’m not knocking it lol but this is why Sister J told her to chill when they went to South Africa😂

also lowkey jealous bc Jack Ashton is handsome af and that could’ve been me but it’s all good. He and Helen are adorable together and I’m here for it x10000

Omg I forgot this lady got assaulted

Oh shit I just remembered this is the episode where sister MC is attacked FUCK WHY DID I WATCH THIS

she can’t report it bc she’d get arrested for soliciting wtf

But remember Shelagh wore the headbands in like series 3 (so glad she stopped I was not here for it)? They must’ve gave them to Babs lol

I forgot Trixie didn’t tell the nurses about AA yet

But she looks gorgeous as ever, even with her mascara running

Lowkey nauseas looking at all that fish ugh. Funny becuase they put a grocery store that has a fish market on the block up from where I live in NYC and I hate it  

I forgot about Peter lol and he was in an episode this series whoops

LIKE WHERE’S YOUR WIFE LOL, *I know, too busy for this, I don’t think she’d fit in the series anymore anyway*

Sister Mary Cynthia 😰❣️

Lol she doesn’t sing loud enough ??

Sister Julienne is so cute when she smiles but don’t forget she’s a badass

REMEMBER THE AGGRESSIVE JACKET FLAP BC OF THE IRRITATING SISTER URSULA

How did this girl hide her pregnancy though?

And did her brothers just not realize she was pregnant and the mother wasn’t?

Oh jeez my cousin was a colic-y baby and my parents kept him like 3 days a week when I was in high school & it was a nightmare. I didn’t sleep for so long

Dont get me wrong I love babies. But when they scream when I’m trying to sleep, nope. Return to sender.

Shelagh is so excited about camping it’s the purest and most adorable thing 😭😭And I like her shirt  

Shelagh made Tim copy the napkin folding from a magazine, SHE IS A GEM

“We never have serviettes on a weeknight” wtf did they just not use napkins every day? I’m confused Lmaoo. What am I missing here 😂omg that reminds me of one of the times my family and I went on a cruise (2006, hella long time ago already wow?? 11 yrs yikes) and my brother & cousin were late to dinner and lied to my mom & aunt saying they were at a “napkin folding class” & my family deadass believed it up until 2 years ago😂

Shelagh’s accent is so cute. I’ve said that many times but it’s so sweet. But again why do we just have to accept she’s Scottish with no context as to how/why she came to England? Like I’m sure there were convents in Scotland. I dont even care that much I just will forever be curious as to why it seems she had no life before she got married lol? Like they don’t ever bring up the fact she was a nun, but ok maybe she feels awkward talking about it but what about before? 

They’re so excited it’s so precious, protect this family 😂😭💕💕

Sister MJ is fasting lol I should try it😂

Omg another dumb story, I didn’t realize today is Ash Wednesday and was hella confused seeing some people with ash on their forehead 😂😂 I should give up something for lent but idk what, we shall see. My mom gave up carbs last year & I died bc I lived at home and ate what she cooked and almost all my fav foods are carbs😂

Shelagh referred to Patsy as Patsy, I’ve only ever heard her say Nurse Mount??

lol Tim you’re what 14? you know damn well those arent* bullet holes

at least he has some of his innocence still. I didn’t @ 14

Sometimes I forget I’m gonna be 19 this year wtf. I’ve accidentally told people I’m 16 before and had to correct myself 😂😂

Patrick is excited about this holiday, boy you don’t know what’s coming 😂

HE’S GONNA ATTACK THE LADY WITH A BABY I FORGOT THAT TOO WTF

I wanna fight him

Diane’s anemic ? Or her mum is just assuming

SHELAGH IN HER CAMPING OUTFIT!! The hair scarf and trousers !! I’m so here for it 😍😭

I want to see her in another pair!! yes lets get it 1962. Probably not likely this series but hopefully next series!! Ah can’t wait

Shit this series is almost over 💔💔 but omg 1963 gonna be lit as well?!

Like the space race started/orbiting the earth, Kennedy’s assassination .. wait never mind lol I’m thinking of American History moments. but still a lot of it was crazy world news so maybe it’s mentioned?? first bond film came out in'63, petition for Tim to go take Susan whatever from around the corner to see it since we know he liked the novels

Lots of famous films came out in ‘63 so there’s gotta be some reference.

Fun fact: I love pop culture references in period drama bc I’m lame jk I’m majoring in education (to teach history)

Old news but still relevant: Phyllis’s turn on: Rolodex systems 📇

“CRANE, as in the wading bird or industry lifting equipment, whichever you prefer” LOVE U PHYLLIS, YOU CORRECT HIM

PHYLLIS’S FACE WHEN GODFREY SUGGESTS SHE CAME OUT OF RETIREMENT, IM DEAD

“I shall consider retirement when I’m at the appropriate age”  IM LAUGHING SO HARD, FUCK YEA PHYLLIS. I LOVE HER SO MUCH, LINDA BASSET IS ON THE LIST WITH LAURA AND HELEN OF PEOPLE WHO COULD PUCH ME IN THE FACE AND I’D THANK

LOL SHELAGH JUST STANDING AWKWARDLY LISTENING TO THIS CONVERSATION

“Buenos vacaciones”  I NEED MORE PHYLLIS WORKING ON HER SPANISH I LOVE IT, Ella es oro.

lol the roof rack, bet it was Phyllis’s they borrowed when they moved

PHYLLIS’S FACE OF DISGUST WHEN DR GODFREY SMILES AT HER IS ME ALWAYS

LOL THE THE NURSES & SISTER WINIFRED DYING OVER PATRICK’S SHORTS (EVen though sister W “swears she’s not looking”)

I THINK THE SOCKS AND WHITE DAD SANDALS ARE MORE AMUSING 😂😂

Poor Judith💔

It’s a vicious attack Sister J! But you don’t know it yet so I get u

Here comes summer..😂

SETTING UP IN THE POURING RAIN LOL

Shelagh and Angela being adorable !!

Tim and Patrick proud that  they set the tents up & boom it falls 😂 which is symbolic for me taking exams, I think I did well or at least decent on them and then I find out I failed by like 5 points

Nonnatus table scenes <3 😭

”I’ve seen more dangerous marshmallow bunnies“ lmao Pats this is a serious moment I shouldn’t laugh

Shelagh took off her glasses 😉😏 but fr how is Laura Main so perfect

Patrick put scotch in its lit, pass it over😏

Lol Shelagh drinking is a strange thought but I’m so here for it. Nuns can’t drink right? Idk. Imagine her drinking alcohol for the first time and just getting drunk 😂 we know Patrick and Tim are lightweights getting drunk off one beer so I assume shelagh would too😂

Damn it Patrick, you spilled your cup. Furthermore proving you’re a disaster 😭

LMAO SHELAGH’s “WTF” FACE WHEN SHE ASKS PATRICK WHAT HE’S THINKING ABOUT AND HE SAID THE ULCER CLINIC

LIKE C'MON PATRICK YOU KNOW WHERE SHELAGH WAS TRYNA GO WITH THAT😂

“And if you don’t mind my saying so, you’re not exactly Cliff Richards yourself” SHELAGH 😂😂 another great line of hers, love it

I love their playful banter lol we need more of that 😂 but lets be real series 6 has had some of the greatest Shelagh and Patrick moments so I can’t complain 😭😍

Peter and Barbara is such a unusual dynamic haha

“How is chummy?” Wait does Babs even know Chummy? I don’t even remember if they met tbh

But for real Shelagh did you really think Patrick would just forget about work completely ??

Lol Angela crying because she is petrified of squirrels😂😂and Shelagh running to her is so cute.

Why didn’t she just get rid of the *creepy* squirrel nutkin book? it seemed like they still had it in series 6 haha

rice pudding is I think the same as aroz con leche, lol it’s gross sorry

Diane’s water broke oh shit

the Turners all in the tent playing I spy bc it’s raining haha

I went camping for the first and last time this past summer w/ my sister in laws & her friends, it was awful 😂😂 I got like 100 mosquito bites that became welts, i literally slept in the car the second night & it was mid July fairly south of east coast aka it was humid and sticky af , there were wild horses that walked around..Thank God they brought alcohol cause it was a nightmare I don’t wanna remember 😂😂

ANGELA IS SO CUTE UGH & ANOTHER GREAT SHELAGH FACE😂

lol yes go to a hotel, should’ve done that from the get

So what exactly does Fred run? some civil defense thing?

She’s in labor and can’t even scream omg, I’m screaming

“They are often incorrect in their opinion” Sister MJ is a gem. I want someone to look at me the way Sister MJ looks at cake and the television

Phyllis yelling at Dr Godfrey😂

PATS’S FACE OF DISGUST IS ALSO ME

HOW DO THESE WOMEN GIVE BIRTH STANDING/SITTING UP?? AHHHH

There you are Beatrix, it’s been a while

Patsy being suspicious with the card game line lol. but when is Trixie going to find out about Patsy and Delia?

SHE RIPPED OUT HER WOMB?! WTF OMG IM SCREAMING

THIS HURTS TO WATCH AHH

Trixie and Sister MC to the rescue but omg this is wild I forgot

Fred wtf you can’t be sneaking up like that

DONT LEAVE SISTER MC ALONE TRIXIE

NOO, IM NOT PREPARED FOR THIS

“There are flowers on the table, and feathers in these pillows, that’s all the nature I need to get back to” I feel you Patrick lol, I like nature but not camping

Lol remember Shelagh’s old nightgown? ah I don’t miss it. The bri nylon is such a look™ & obviously has magically powers i.e this miraculous conception.

“..or they’ve been mulled to death by squirrels” IM DEAD HAHA THAT WAS A GOOD DAD JOKE, NICE ONE PATRICK

aw the baby is so precious

Why is the operating room/being in surgery called theatre in the U.K.?? and why is the doctor’s office/practice called the surgery? so many questions from a confused American..

Sister MC by the docks😭💔 she was just chillin with God and THIS HORRIBLE MAN RUINS EVERYTHING WTF UGH

Oh no

SISTER MC JUST UNCONSCIOUS ON THE DOCKS WTF IM CRYING WHY WOULD HURT HER

Patrick even if you were there she wouldn’t have called you, don’t blame urself

it’s not your arrogance sister MC!!

“don’t you even say the word fault, do you hear me, I won’t allow it” 😭💔 it’s NOT your fault sister MC 😰

I forgot how upset/hurt this episode makes me

“The worst thing is that I actually stopped to pray…” my heart hurts

You can’t even blame her for being angry😪

Judith you’re not a bad mother!! This isn’t your fault either

Sister MJ IN THE BATHROOM WITH HER😢😢💔💔 I’m c r y i n

I SAID PROTECT THEM AT ALL COSTS WHY DID THEY HURT ME LIKE THIS

Everyone so quiet at the table..

ILL FOREVER BE PROUD OF HOW BRAVE SISTER MC IS FOR SPEAKING UP FOR HER AND THE OTHER VICTIMS💖😭💔

Russian prison tats??

“I thought at first it was a test of faith, but it was a test of strength. I can bear more than I ever though I could and I can bear it for others because my strength is a gift, from him..” brb sobbing

I feel so bad for Mrs Hills bc I understand she thought she was doing the right thing and was trying to protect her daughter from the stigma & judgment from having a baby born outta wedlock 😭

But damn she almost killed her & now she can’t have any more kids

“I’m a mum, mum” Aw

lol I want children (obviously not anytime soon) but if I do Ima be shook for the rest of my life. Like my kids will  be like grown & I’ll still wake up like wtf I had them?  Lmaoo

SHELAGH’S GREY DRESS >>😍

Patrick jumping on the bed was cute lol

The Turners being cute and an unrealistically perfect family together as usual

Trixie 😍off to her AA💕

“I think it’s about time I came clean..”

Im so proud of her omg. She’s come so far in 6 series 😭💖💖😭

And Patsy and Delia are supportive yess👏🏼

���New truths were being spoken at Nonnatus house, but some remained concealed. While one voice rose, striving to erase its agony in song.”

Thanks Vanessa,, The End 😭